Reposted by Jewelcoatfishmensrea @mensie.bsky.social · 09/06/2025LAPD when they think nobody is watching 18162747014102
Jewelcoatfish @jewelcoatfish.bsky.social · 09/05/2025Guys guys if you’ve been followibg Tiki’s progress in Tik Tok the new video is up GO WATCH IT RIGHT NOW 😭😭😭😭😭😭 000
Jewelcoatfish @jewelcoatfish.bsky.social · 06/05/2025I like tik tok videos of dogs who were taken camping and are like “hell no I didn’t evolve from wolves just to go back to the woods” 272
Jewelcoatfish @jewelcoatfish.bsky.social · 21/04/2025I too would want to die if I had to meet JD Vance 030
Reposted by Jewelcoatfish👻madeline bOoOoOoOodent👻 @oldenoughtosay.com · 21/04/2025imagine being such a bad catholic you kill the Pope 1566489
Jewelcoatfish @jewelcoatfish.bsky.social · 21/04/2025I am at a point where all I want to do is watch hobonichi planner videos on tik tok. What flavor of mental illness is this, garden variety depression or 150
Reposted by JewelcoatfishZeddy @zeddary.bsky.social · 09/04/2025I'm not kidding that any Dem who wants to run in 2028 should get out ahead of this and loudly say if El Salvador puts American citizens in Trump's gulag we'll fucking invade. 7056641421
Jewelcoatfish @jewelcoatfish.bsky.social · 02/04/2025Val Kilmer was great in many movies but this scene from The Saint has had me quoting him for decades 020
Jewelcoatfish @jewelcoatfish.bsky.social · 01/04/2025Corey Booker explaining the difference between Vaganova, Cecchetti and Balanchine methods 000
Jewelcoatfish @jewelcoatfish.bsky.social · 31/03/2025Men like Elon pay people to like them, so they assume others pay us to hate him. 041
Reposted by JewelcoatfishKarie Ghoulish 👻 @kariebookish.bsky.social · 31/03/2025I urge my fellow cis people to be visibly and explicitly pro-trans rights at this point in time. No ambiguity. No "you are safe with me". No safety pin. No "love is love" waffle. "Protect trans rights" and "protect trans kids". Direct messaging. A patch on your bag. A badge on your lapel. 0425
Jewelcoatfish @jewelcoatfish.bsky.social · 31/03/2025As someone who hates American over dependence on cars I think it’s funny that a Republican president is raising their prices and Republicans are cool with it. Unexpected allies in my personal War on Cars 021
Jewelcoatfish @jewelcoatfish.bsky.social · 03/03/2025I wish Pamela Anderson had broken through this awards cycle. I loved her work in Last Showgirl. Well deserved win for Mikey, though. She was a marvel. 010
Jewelcoatfish @jewelcoatfish.bsky.social · 28/02/2025Growing up in the 80s didn’t prepare me for the gringos kissing this much Russian ass. Turns out the Cold War was a war best won COLD whew 110
Jewelcoatfish @jewelcoatfish.bsky.social · 22/02/2025People saw their life-saving medications drop in price under Biden and still chose to vote for the guy that promised to get rid of brown people because dying in a white America was more important than living in a multiracial one. 021
Jewelcoatfish @jewelcoatfish.bsky.social · 21/02/2025Carly Simon really cooked with that “or the wife of a close friend” line 020
Jewelcoatfish @jewelcoatfish.bsky.social · 17/02/2025If Carrie Coon ends up being the murderer this season no she didn’t and you didn’t see anything actually she wasn’t even there 000
Jewelcoatfish @jewelcoatfish.bsky.social · 16/02/2025Joke’s on us when Elon gets the government to buy up all his ugly death traps with our tax money 040
Jewelcoatfish @jewelcoatfish.bsky.social · 13/02/2025Is it just me or did he wait for applause after saying this 000
Jewelcoatfish @jewelcoatfish.bsky.social · 01/02/2025I do not want you to collaborate with fascists, no 041
Jewelcoatfish @jewelcoatfish.bsky.social · 18/12/2024I have become something stranger than a Disney adult: someone who is not interested in Disney content except for the travel planning aspect of the Orlando resorts. I don’t want to go but I want to know everything about them. Why is my brain so very broken. 230
Jewelcoatfish @jewelcoatfish.bsky.social · 16/12/2024Me watching the Chalamet Dylan content: no thanks. I am so tired of music biopics Me watching the Robbie Williams Monkey trailer: oh hell yeah is this going to be in Imax??? 071
Reposted by JewelcoatfishEvan Urquhart @evanurquhart.bsky.social · 09/12/2024Work has been drying up for trans writers for years. Of course, part of this is bc work has been drying up for all journalists. However, with trans issues as the top priority of the Republican party there's a strong journalistic argument for increasing or maintaining that capacity. 260733
Jewelcoatfish @jewelcoatfish.bsky.social · 05/12/2024Is Willem Dafoe judging me for turning off Hot Frosty 20 minutes in 😭 000
Jewelcoatfish @jewelcoatfish.bsky.social · 03/12/2024See also: guys who don’t realize a woman is making a well-crafted joke but assume they stumbled onto a funny while keysmashing 213025
Jewelcoatfish @jewelcoatfish.bsky.social · 03/12/2024Me, ignoring the teetering tbr towers in every corner of my apartment: gotta buy and read every book in Jean Rhys’ bibliographymedia.tenor.coma shelf full of books including one that says ' i love you 'Alt: Someone shelving books on top of books up a wall to the ceiling 040
Jewelcoatfish @jewelcoatfish.bsky.social · 03/12/2024Would be great if elected democrats wouldn’t jump to take the damn bait every damn time 010
Jewelcoatfish @jewelcoatfish.bsky.social · 02/12/2024Biden shouldn’t have pardoned Hunter, he should have put Nate Silver in a Mission Impossible-style Hunter mask and thrown that guy in jail instead 😘 020
Reposted by JewelcoatfishMaladroithe @maladroithe.bsky.social · 21/12/2023Do you need some serotonin? I need some serotonin. Here’s a Clumber Spaniel puppy fighting a door stopyoutu.beClumber SpanielsJewel and the doorstop 1326
Jewelcoatfish @jewelcoatfish.bsky.social · 28/11/2024Your’re talking to me during the Dog Show are you crazy? Don’t talk to me during the Toy Group!!! 030
Jewelcoatfish @jewelcoatfish.bsky.social · 27/11/2024Reading my grandmother’s recipes is like doing a technical challenge in Bake Off: her tocino del cielo starts with “make the almíbar” ah ok thanks 130
Jewelcoatfish @jewelcoatfish.bsky.social · 25/11/2024I was ready for Denzel to be amazing, I was not ready for the mastery he showed for wielding those robes! Like OK WERK 020
Reposted by Jewelcoatfishjules .𖥔 ݁ @juulrry.bsky.social · 25/11/2024bloomfies do any of you have keratosis pilaris because mine is AWFUL on my arms and legs and idk how to help it nothing i’ve tried has worked so far 111
Jewelcoatfish @jewelcoatfish.bsky.social · 23/11/2024We got bombarded with “men’s loneliness epidemic” crap as a way to whitewash/excuse the violent misogyny building in this moment. 0194
Jewelcoatfish @jewelcoatfish.bsky.social · 23/11/2024Her family has said Maria Pike was diagnosed with postpartum depression. Instead of helping her, police shot her baby and then her. Cops out here saying this tiny woman was armed and so scary they had to shoot a newborn in the head 200
Jewelcoatfish @jewelcoatfish.bsky.social · 22/11/2024I like to go to the Meet the Breeds event at the Javits Center and I make a beeline for the Clumbers. They are so adorable and soft. Their vibe is so chill, too 0121
Jewelcoatfish @jewelcoatfish.bsky.social · 22/11/2024Client: did you finish the design for our florist delivery van? Ad firm: sure did boss. Two ladybugs fucking just like you asked Client: what 040
Jewelcoatfish @jewelcoatfish.bsky.social · 22/11/2024I went to Cats with the intention of hating on it but when the cockroaches did a Busby Berkeley routine I accepted it for what it was: an absurdist piece that I vastly preferred to the Broadway version 130
Jewelcoatfish @jewelcoatfish.bsky.social · 22/11/2024Anyone else fallen down the “Jay Leno claims he fell down a hill next to a Hampton Inn trying to get wings but the missing fingernail screams he got beat up by the mob” rabbit hole or just me 020
