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Jette @jetteswan.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Awe they're cute and I've never been to Miami. What if I quit my expensive kpop concert hobby and went to random weddings around the country instead? notaweddingcrasher.com/weddings/78

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A & M's Wedding

Miami, FL · Sat, Jan 2, 2027 · 4 seats

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Jette @jetteswan.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

TIL brides are selling seats at their weddings notaweddingcrasher.com/weddings/109

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R & B's Wedding

Tampa Bay Area, FL · Mon, Oct 5, 2026 · 7 seats

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John @notheotherjohn.bsky.social · 26/09/2023

Dance like no one is watching. Like no one came to your dance recital. Your dad? He completely forgot. How do you feel? No, don't tell me. Show me.

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Allison Gill @muellershewrote.com · 26/09/2026

If we promise not to bring an iced coffee into a job interview, will you promise to pay us a living wage?

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Jette @jetteswan.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Inki is on so I am awake too

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Jette @jetteswan.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Why did at least 60 people wait 20 minutes into The Odyssey at the IMAX to come streaming in all using phones as flashlights? They all waited months and paid $30 to see it, why not get there earlier and not bother everyone? I mean 20 minutes after the 15 minute preview buffer ended. Am I boomer?

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Jette @jetteswan.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

if you see this do it! lol ⊹ name: Jette ⊹ height: 5'8 ⊹ star sign: Virgo ⊹ nicknames: none ⊹ siblings: none ⊹ relationship: single ⊹ crushing on: no one ⊹ fav season: spring ⊹ pets: 🐈🐈‍⬛ ⊹ fav color: green ⊹ live: san francisco

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Jette @jetteswan.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

I am told to come back to Bluesky but I am not seeing enough pictures of the new cat over here

Tilcayo cat is about the size of a small bobcat if has spots like a leopard, amber eyes, short rounded ears and rounded muzzle

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Jette @jetteswan.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Do I know anyone who knows Black actors in the bay area who want involvement in queer community theater? Asking for my stage manager daughter

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Kawaii Unicorn Crying for Help

Alt: Kawaii Unicorn Crying for Help

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Jette @jetteswan.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

The recital was lots of fun

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Jette @jetteswan.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

l I am just sitting on a stool at a club and no one is around and some girl comes up and tells me she had been sitting there and I needed to get another one The kids are not alright

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Jette @jetteswan.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

Rooking season is over and my friends are back

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Jette @jetteswan.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

Man I hate Diplo so much and I don't even know all the reasons why

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Jette @jetteswan.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

Introduce yourself with five artists you've seen at least twice TWICE The Rose Stray Kids Ateez Genesis Owusu

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Jette @jetteswan.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

The Castro is currently no more busy than any other random weeknight. And certainly much more quiet than any random weeknight used to be. AI really did kill San Francisco

Castro Theater marquee at dusk, signage says "we will always love you Dolly Parton"

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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

The most racist, bigoted person you've seen on your timeline who regularly calls for the government to slash funding for charitable causes: "Genuine tears for Dolly Parton passing. She stood for so much."

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Jette @jetteswan.bsky.social · 23/08/2026

Is Bluesky EVER going to figure out I don't like BTS anymore? They're always in my feed no matter what I do. Their music is bad and they're not good people. Except maybe Jin.

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Jette @jetteswan.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️

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Jette @jetteswan.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

Finally listening to the new Madonna album. Yes it's really good!

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Jette @jetteswan.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

He is calling BART "the subway" I want to die

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Jette @jetteswan.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

I am starting to wonder who the narrator is speaking to and when. Who feels the need to explain what churros, carnitas, or horchata are?

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Jette @jetteswan.bsky.social · 18/08/2026

Also in 2008 they would have used their clipper cards on muni to get home they wouldn't have needed money also they would have just not paid actually Now he is calling paneer "creamed spinach with farmers cheese" wtf

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Jette @jetteswan.bsky.social · 18/08/2026

I am now reading a chapter where he describes "North Mission" Potrero Hill and Noe Valley as a few minutes walk from each other. Like sure 40 minutes is a few minutes I guess? This book would be less jarring in third person narration, I don't know why most YA books are in first

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Jette @jetteswan.bsky.social · 18/08/2026

Last night I forgot to turn off the apple tv and just turned off the actual television so youtube has been running free for the past 18 hours. It really wanted me to get some rest

screeen shot of my you tube history including pokemon piano music, minecraft ambience and something called ultrakill lofi mix no ai no ads

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Jette @jetteswan.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

Watching army finally get fed up and implode has been the highlight of my week

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Jette @jetteswan.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

It turned out to be something that happened back in their trainee days

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Jette @jetteswan.bsky.social · 30/06/2026

WIMBLEDON JUST STARTED THE OFFICIAL SNACK IS STRAWBERRIES AND CREAM We are off to a good start, Naomi won her first match!

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Peter @notalawyer.bsky.social · 29/06/2026

even if it was good policy, this shit is completely ancillary to the goal of actually limiting the power of big tech. Elon Musk has a trillion dollars and is trying to start a global race war, your response to that can’t be “kids should be on their phones less”

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Jette @jetteswan.bsky.social · 27/06/2026

I won the quiz britmonkey.com/2020s-politi...

Quiz result reads "your closest match: Zohran Mamdani" and there is a picture of him in a suit and tie, smiling

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Jette @jetteswan.bsky.social · 14/06/2026

Haha no i meant the basketball game

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Jette @jetteswan.bsky.social · 14/06/2026

THE ENTIRE WORLD WANTED THAT TO HAPPEN Congratulations New York!

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Jette @jetteswan.bsky.social · 14/06/2026

Is anyone else thinking about the short story "The Screwfly Solution" and how now that we are painfully aware that we have a real life "Sons of Adam" running things the previously eradicated screwflies are back? en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Scr...

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The Screwfly Solution - Wikipedia

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NY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 13/06/2026

Genghis Khan killed millions of people but he also fathered hundreds of children. Could Elon Musk do the same thing?

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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 09/06/2026

crazy that if you harbor self-hate you will think that everyone hates you, but there's only one man in the US who can visit new york city and get boo'd from every corner of madison square garden and general city

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Jette @jetteswan.bsky.social · 06/06/2026

I am literally old enough to be a grandmother this is maybe embarrassing for me like what am I holding on to?

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Jette @jetteswan.bsky.social · 05/06/2026

Amazing things are happening on the other app. Today I had to tell people that the song "short skirt long jacket" was not about the girl wearing a lab coat and tried to explain the idea of wearing a short skirt and long jacket to the office

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Jette @jetteswan.bsky.social · 04/06/2026

I love the Libra Moon color

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Jette @jetteswan.bsky.social · 04/06/2026

Your dad thought the *Economist* was too left wing? In my twenty years of knowing you I don't think I had ever gotten quite this much insight into your upbringing!

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Jette @jetteswan.bsky.social · 04/06/2026

I never thought my personality would be so neutral

virgo sun pantone lilac marble which is beige

libra moon pantone lilac snow kinda pink

cancer rising pantone mauve orchid which is pale mauve

cancer venus pantone sweet lavender which is a greyed out lavender

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Jette @jetteswan.bsky.social · 01/06/2026

Post something random or else you're about to have a disappointing June.

This is a maroon SSROOM wool knit sweater worn by Wooyoung of ATEEZ during a departure from Incheon International Airport. Seonghwa and Yeosang are looking at him maybe because his sweater says "she's got me by the balls"

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Jette @jetteswan.bsky.social · 21/05/2026

You have an appointment that you arranged months in advance and can't change

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weeder @weeder.bsky.social · 04/05/2026

So if something happens to that one strait, the whole civilization collapses? That is a great system, well done. Have you thought about colonizing Mars? You'd be good at it.

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