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HulloThere

@jethroreading32.bsky.social
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PhD student at Southampton, studying mesopelagic fish ecology. Occasional writer and amateur baker. Tweets about fish in superlatives. Opinions my own.

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HulloThere @jethroreading32.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
YESSSSS THE WEIRDEST FISH LET'S GOOOOO
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HulloThere @jethroreading32.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Kicked off this year’s 31 for 31 last night with a film that’s so offensive you can’t help but be touched by it
Film poster for The Toxic Avenger (1984)
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HulloThere @jethroreading32.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Yooo
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HulloThere @jethroreading32.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
1.5m followers on an AI deep sea slop page I'm gonna-
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HulloThere @jethroreading32.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Update: it is Not the building from the final act of Transformers III: Dark of the Moon
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HulloThere @jethroreading32.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Oh hey that's the building from the final act of Transformers III: Dark of the Moon
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HulloThere @jethroreading32.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
This is how both Scientology and Mormonism started tbf
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HulloThere @jethroreading32.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
His downfall is not cool? It’s completely pathetic and ends with everyone who he’s ever had affection for fucking hating him
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HulloThere @jethroreading32.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I... don't think Breaking Bad is about how good masculine power structures and fantasies are lol
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HulloThere @jethroreading32.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
If only there was some way to know what "tetraodont" means. Oh well!
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Madrona Murphy @arbutocrat.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Umbrella crab! Cryptolithodes sitchensis.
A small flat, smooth, red, crab testing on a hand  its eyes are visible but no legs.The underside of the same crab, all legs and now you can see that the shell, which is white on this side, extends well beyond the legs.The same crab in a tidepool, no real features are visible and it looks more orange underwater.
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HulloThere @jethroreading32.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
For all that I love the X Files I find their absolute hatred of classic cryptids baffling
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HulloThere @jethroreading32.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Yeah wha
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HulloThere @jethroreading32.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
They’re morays, no? Amorous morays? Morays in amore?
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HulloThere @jethroreading32.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I think it’s quite different Michael
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HulloThere @jethroreading32.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Oo very cool!
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HulloThere @jethroreading32.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
So was this specimen treated with any dyes to make the tapeworm X-ray opaque? Or is this just clever use of an existing file? Either way incredible (if slightly nauseating) stuff!
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HulloThere @jethroreading32.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
I think it’s kind of hack at this point to harp on about Harry Potter’s weak worldbuilding and pervasive lack of introspection but someone could make a good video essay comparing how house elves are treated by the story compared to The Ood.
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Doctor Who Ood Dancing
ALT: Doctor Who Ood Dancing
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HulloThere @jethroreading32.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
I just don’t get it man. You’re telling me that punctuation mark has full organs? Getouttahere
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UFO Sighting Bot @ufoskies.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Formation above nyc during pride fest.
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HulloThere @jethroreading32.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Technically the longest National anthem on earth if all stanzas of the poem are sung. Careful what you wish for!
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HulloThere @jethroreading32.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
When I come to power I will institute sweeping, Draconian laws that will ensure things Stop Being Fucking Annoying
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HulloThere @jethroreading32.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Ah I’m trying to remember what species I’m thinking of. It was in my big list of fish families to draw and there was one photo of the one individual found and 0 other info
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HulloThere @jethroreading32.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Oh god is this that one random icefishy thing?
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HulloThere @jethroreading32.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
The Pynchon-posting will continue until morale improves
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HulloThere @jethroreading32.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Spherics?!? Someone tell Mondaugen!
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HulloThere @jethroreading32.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Perfection
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HulloThere @jethroreading32.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
According to the Gylfaginning (via Wikipedia because sadly I am not a True Scholar) he gets bound as a punishment for killing Baldr but is later slain during Ragnarok itself.
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HulloThere @jethroreading32.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
I mean they did also kill Loki. that was a pretty significant thing that happened. like I understand where you're coming from here but they very much did kill Loki.
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HulloThere @jethroreading32.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
This is absolutely some @valdevia.art business that's escaped containment
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HulloThere @jethroreading32.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Now that is inspired
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HulloThere @jethroreading32.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Oh yes beautiful - they get big!
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HulloThere @jethroreading32.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Yeah that’s hard as fuck
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HulloThere @jethroreading32.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
The boat that makes you old
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HulloThere @jethroreading32.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Maurolicus muelleri my beloved
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HulloThere @jethroreading32.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Yeah I think the warning shot is the "correct answer". The combination of that and the Soviets declaring war would have ended the war just as quickly and with less bloodshed. People argue that they were worried about a squib but the Little Boy was untested when it was detonated on Hiroshima.
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HulloThere @jethroreading32.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Picturing two greys with a quadrat and a pooter
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HulloThere @jethroreading32.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
One day we’ll get good footage of an Opisthoproctus or Monacoa and I will absolutely lose my shit
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Carole Cadwalladr @carolecadwalla.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
A professor writes: (Jason Stanley) The problem is that journalists failed to do basic journalism. Not a single reporter seems to have checked’ Jason Arday’s citations. The ‘quantifiable metrics’ of his work. Prof Stanley did: ‘Arday is easily comparable to the leading scholars in the field’
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HulloThere @jethroreading32.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Ackchually he is given Han's medal in Rise of Skywalker. I'll forgive you for forgetting about a minor plot point in one of the worst films I've ever watched though.
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HulloThere @jethroreading32.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Congratulations!!!
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HulloThere @jethroreading32.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Looks like garfish prophecies too!
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HulloThere @jethroreading32.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Ever since The Beginning I pronounced it with one-syllable hard-G (to rhyme with Vogue) and I am not changing that
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HulloThere @jethroreading32.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Oh shut the hell up
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HulloThere @jethroreading32.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
This was a good use of my holiday
An eclipse. Like, a proper one, over a Spanish lake. God damn.
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HulloThere @jethroreading32.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
This was mentioned at the conference I was at last week, definitely going to pick up a copy next time my stipend comes in.
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HulloThere @jethroreading32.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Fish magic!!
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HulloThere @jethroreading32.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Since May I presented in two conferences (with @thefsbi.bsky.social last week), sailed on two research cruises, and (somewhere among all this) passed my PhD confirmation. Looking forwards to some holiday this week, but I'm very excited and intellectually stimulated by how well the project is going!
Me presenting at the MidSEC conference in Sweden - I've blocked out some graphs to hide my beautiful beautiful data.Me in the hangar of the RRS James Cook, wearing wet-weather gear and a hardhat and making a hang ten gesture.Me wearing oilskins, a hardhat, and an inflatable life jacket, rushing across the deck of the RV Tom Crean with an anglerfish in my hands.Me presenting at the FSBI conference in Southampton. My title slide says "metabolic diversity of deep pelagic teleosts".
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HulloThere @jethroreading32.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
You really can't?
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HulloThere @jethroreading32.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Personally I won’t rest until Britain is ruled by a Grooved Ware monarch
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