Helen Aaarrrrrgggggghhhhhhhh @jetgirl2113.bsky.social · 21hBest ever reason to vote for someone. #celebritytraitors. 071
Reposted by Helen AaarrrrrgggggghhhhhhhhRachel Parris @rachelparris.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Hey folks. In total honesty my tour is NOT selling well. I’ve sold 30 tickets in a 400 seater in Birmingham, and not much more elsewhere. If you like musical comedy, if you like standup, then please come see my show! And spread the word! The Rachel Parris Songbook tour starts in Nov! Link in bio! 🎶 841136941
Helen Aaarrrrrgggggghhhhhhhh @jetgirl2113.bsky.social · 07/10/2026This is in the EU Parliament building. I just wish Farage had to walk past it repeatedly. Oh no wait, he never went to parliament even when he was an EU MP. The fact it's tacky as fuck looking gold is the icing on the satirical cake. Well played EU. I fucking love you. 000
Helen Aaarrrrrgggggghhhhhhhh @jetgirl2113.bsky.social · 07/10/2026I was sold by Pet Gala...crowdfunder.co.ukIt's a Superpower?? Season TwoTo fund season 2 of It's a Superpower?? the first audio sitcom by & for autistic people - & pay our amazing team an industry rate 000
Helen Aaarrrrrgggggghhhhhhhh @jetgirl2113.bsky.social · 07/10/2026The phrase "boys will be boys" needs to be banned. I've only ever heard it used to mean: Boys will be violent towards others. Boys will be verbally abusive. Boys will sexually harass others. Boys will be rapists. How about we work on boys will do better or boys will be decent people? 000
Reposted by Helen AaarrrrrgggggghhhhhhhhTom Cox @dj-acid-reflux.bsky.social · 06/10/2026FUCK IT. Let's give away 3 more signed paperbacks of my latest novel, each with fab linoprint bookmarks, made by my mum Jo. Repost & reply to enter! You might like it if you like: Folkloric creatures Old records Intricate psychedelic stories The idea of circular time All shares much-appreciated! 79198150
Helen Aaarrrrrgggggghhhhhhhh @jetgirl2113.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Does anyone have a Photoshop equivalent recommendation? I used to use Affinity but since they merged with Canva it's now overly complicated and full of AI bullshit. I want Libre Office for photos essentially. Just basic editing and drawing functions without it being a pain to use. 321
Helen Aaarrrrrgggggghhhhhhhh @jetgirl2113.bsky.social · 06/10/2026How have we got here? The President of the US is outright stating that it's fine if Iran bombs San Diego and Los Angeles and it's a "small price to pay" to end the war that HE started? Do checks and balances no longer exist? Treason laws? Impeachment? How is this happening? 182
Helen Aaarrrrrgggggghhhhhhhh @jetgirl2113.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Anne Hathaway directing people on the red carpet because photographers were getting upset they couldn't get photos is amazing. This is absolutely something I'd do and I'm here for it. 000
Helen Aaarrrrrgggggghhhhhhhh @jetgirl2113.bsky.social · 06/10/2026I had to help with a reptile-based issue during the second half of the incredible @leslieis.cool 's set on @coherentcomedy.com last night so I missed some of it and I'm now very much looking forward to the podcast version. Good luck with the audio description... 130
Helen Aaarrrrrgggggghhhhhhhh @jetgirl2113.bsky.social · 05/10/2026The problem still isn't changing room policies. The problem is still the sex offenders. All too often there are zero consequences for their crimes. They usually don't even get called out for their behaviour, let alone convicted for it. How about we solve that problem? 000
Helen Aaarrrrrgggggghhhhhhhh @jetgirl2113.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Don't let anyone convince you that older kids aren't a pain in the ass. I've spent 9 hours today running errands, shopping, being a taxi, attending appointments etc. I need a weekend already and it's only Monday. 010
Helen Aaarrrrrgggggghhhhhhhh @jetgirl2113.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Comedy, For Free, At Home. Best Deal Ever! 020
Helen Aaarrrrrgggggghhhhhhhh @jetgirl2113.bsky.social · 03/10/2026I'd actually love to see a line up of personas. Nick Mohamed wanted to do it as Mr Swallow and I'd love to see a line up of similar characters/personas. Seeing if they can maintain the facade and do the tasks would be fascinating. 110
Helen Aaarrrrrgggggghhhhhhhh @jetgirl2113.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Can someone please start some kind of course for neurodiverse perimenopausal women to teach us how to human again please? I need a refresher. 110
Helen Aaarrrrrgggggghhhhhhhh @jetgirl2113.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Traitors is a weird watch for me. I find it utterly compelling while also being very stressful at times. I am however loving watching Richard E Grant go full Withnail because he got overexcited. Better hide the lighter fluid and antifreeze... 100
Helen Aaarrrrrgggggghhhhhhhh @jetgirl2113.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Sounds like perfectly sensible stances to me. I absolutely love that she's so outspoken and uses her platform so well. Someone who supports socialism and opposes genocide, brutality, and wealth hoarding has a lot of good values to share with her young audience. 010
Helen Aaarrrrrgggggghhhhhhhh @jetgirl2113.bsky.social · 01/10/2026This is simple, free and takes two minutes. Regardless of any outcome I will happily sign any petition supporting the trans community. Just let us pee in peace please and stop creating unnecessary issues and division. Trans people are not the enemy ffs. FUCK TERFS. goodlawproject.org/s/d23a8aegoodlawproject.orgI stand with trans people | Good Law Project 022
Helen Aaarrrrrgggggghhhhhhhh @jetgirl2113.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Today myself and the two eldest have compromised. We had to choose different seats in the theatre because the pre approved area we sat in for Hamilton and Rocky Horror and booked for Heathers is completely full for all performances of Chicago. We are all far too proud of ourselves. 000
Helen Aaarrrrrgggggghhhhhhhh @jetgirl2113.bsky.social · 30/09/2026The more I see about Cornell the more horrified but sadly not surprised I am. This is a huge example of why sexual assault and rape is so prevalent. The victim has faced harassment, trauma and was denied the opportunity to restart her education. She will be affected for the rest of her life. 141
Helen Aaarrrrrgggggghhhhhhhh @jetgirl2113.bsky.social · 30/09/2026It's perfectly normal to get your geckos to assess your Pokemon cards, right? Middle child is currently holding cards up to the enclosure to see which ones the gecko runs away from. Snorlax, Pikachu and Zorua all passed. Most other cards did not. 000
Helen Aaarrrrrgggggghhhhhhhh @jetgirl2113.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Do you know how to tell if a gecko is male? Based on our experience with both crestie and day geckos the answer appears to be that they will show you by spending half their lives with their genitals squashed up in full view on the front of the vivarium. The female day gecko has not yet done this. 010
Helen Aaarrrrrgggggghhhhhhhh @jetgirl2113.bsky.social · 29/09/2026It's a Superpower?? Season Two Crowdfunder has just ticked to 4,251 and if we hit 5,000 before the end of tomorrow we get extra Sophie recipes! Permission to change the custard phone chant to CHOCOLATE CAKE, CHOCOLATE CAKE! #autisticsassemble www.crowdfunder.co.uk/p/its-a-supe...crowdfunder.co.ukIt's a Superpower?? Season TwoTo fund season 2 of It's a Superpower?? the first audio sitcom by & for autistic people - & pay our amazing team an industry rate 182
Helen Aaarrrrrgggggghhhhhhhh @jetgirl2113.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Continuing my so good they are excellent movie binge. Monster In Law was an excellent romantic comedy choice (Thanks for the heads up on that one Sara). Yesterday I watched Anaconda (2025) which was an excellent action comedy. Today is The Beekeeper. So far so absolutely bonkers. 200
Reposted by Helen AaarrrrrgggggghhhhhhhhThe Daily Tism @thedailytism.com · 26/09/2026Friends - we are soft launching our It’s a Superpower?? season 2 Crowdfunder on here before we release it into the wild next week so our most dedicated listeners have a chance to make us look a lil popular first. If you have the means, we can’t overstate how helpful your pledges are.crowdfunder.co.ukIt's a Superpower?? Season TwoTo fund season 2 of It's a Superpower?? the first audio sitcom by & for autistic people - & pay our amazing team an industry rate 510385
Helen Aaarrrrrgggggghhhhhhhh @jetgirl2113.bsky.social · 26/09/2026So we went to visit a new reptile store and now have two Madagascar Day Geckos. This was not on my list. 100
Helen Aaarrrrrgggggghhhhhhhh @jetgirl2113.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Just found out that my eldest thought Polar Express was a "weird boring horror movie" having never seen the end she assumed the kids got murdered as the "train is super creepy" and the conductor is "not quite human" 😂 010
Helen Aaarrrrrgggggghhhhhhhh @jetgirl2113.bsky.social · 26/09/2026I thought I'd got lucky with my relatively low number of co-morbidities as an autistic person but it looks like several were just waiting to strike me in my 40s. Lovely. 000
Helen Aaarrrrrgggggghhhhhhhh @jetgirl2113.bsky.social · 26/09/2026All the stories of Man City being guilty of financial rule breaches on the BBC site appear to be accompanied by an image of them being delighted and holding up a trophy. Couldn't you have licensed a less joyous image for this one? I mean I smirk every time but it's not a great suggestion is it? 010
Helen Aaarrrrrgggggghhhhhhhh @jetgirl2113.bsky.social · 25/09/2026This is how you use your fame for a cause you believe in. All she did was join a peaceful protest but just her presence gains attention. It's a hell of a risk still, but her fame and wealth does give her a cushion here and the arrest brings more headlines. Susan Sarandon, you are a legend. 111
Helen Aaarrrrrgggggghhhhhhhh @jetgirl2113.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Biphobia has an extension these days after the advent of the term pansexual. Here's why I use bisexual. Sexuality is absolutely a spectrum but I've always seen it as: Straight is male and female. Gay is male and male. Lesbian is female and female. Queer is any combination which isn't straight. 110
Helen Aaarrrrrgggggghhhhhhhh @jetgirl2113.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Today I am learning that my school assemblies were either all incredibly boring OR so traumatic I blocked them out. Although I do remember a nativity which involved lying down and my kid had to jump over two other kids to get to a space to lie in. To this day I do not know how they pulled it off. 110
Helen Aaarrrrrgggggghhhhhhhh @jetgirl2113.bsky.social · 22/09/2026I have no idea how @gamechanger.dropout.tv keeps on finding so many unique and entertaining ideas for episodes. Just being in the room when they brainstorm this stuff would be a dream come true. I did manage to achieve my dream of interviewing some of the Dropout cast so you never know! 110
Reposted by Helen AaarrrrrgggggghhhhhhhhSmooth Dunk @smoothdunk2.bsky.social · 20/09/2026when ai leaves u behind 75262399840
Helen Aaarrrrrgggggghhhhhhhh @jetgirl2113.bsky.social · 20/09/2026If an artist has such a firm stance on keeping politics out of music, why did they select a support act who is vocal about their political views, frequents political rallies and protests, has written and performed political songs and is well known for all these things? Something isn't adding up. 020
Helen Aaarrrrrgggggghhhhhhhh @jetgirl2113.bsky.social · 20/09/2026I accidentally uncovered the most ADHD way to write ever. I have an outline, a tonne of planning notes like character profiles etc, and I've written things. Unfortunately, absolutely none of it is in order. I write about events I want to include as I think of them. Future editing me will be pissed. 020
Helen Aaarrrrrgggggghhhhhhhh @jetgirl2113.bsky.social · 19/09/2026I've run out of Taskmaster. I've done a UK rewatch and ventured into other countries. I have exhausted all the TM I can locate with a final binge of 6 seasons of TM NZ (My favourite none UK version). What do I do now? I have a handful of movies on my shit movies I need to watch list, but that's it. 110
Helen Aaarrrrrgggggghhhhhhhh @jetgirl2113.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Just discovered that the very first "please sign and return" slip from college was due in last Friday. I signed it immediately but it's been on my desk for a week and a half... oops. 100
Helen Aaarrrrrgggggghhhhhhhh @jetgirl2113.bsky.social · 16/09/2026We've all been out longer than usual today so are currently taking bets on how much chaos the dog may have caused in 4 hours. Normally someone is always in or we are all out but only for a couple of hours. 100
Helen Aaarrrrrgggggghhhhhhhh @jetgirl2113.bsky.social · 14/09/2026The amount of corruption, greed, immorality, and selfishness of a political party is directly proportional to the amount of billionaire donations they receive at this point I assume? 010
Reposted by Helen AaarrrrrgggggghhhhhhhhHare LockwoOoOoOod @harelockwood.com · 14/09/2026Great news for anyone who's been waiting to binge the whole series: all episodes of It's A Superpower?? are out now! Go, listen, enjoy, laugh, cry, try to hold yourself together. 💜 thedailytism.com/podcast/thedailytism.comIt’s a Superpower??From the team behind The Daily Tism and A History of Rock Music in 500 Songs comes the first ever sitcom by and for autistic people. Wait, surely that’s illegal? It’s a Superpower?? follows Norah, Sop... 03012
Helen Aaarrrrrgggggghhhhhhhh @jetgirl2113.bsky.social · 12/09/2026Everyone else: obsessed with the duck. Me: how the fuck do you have a grand's worth of pool towels? What the heck are they made of? 000
Helen Aaarrrrrgggggghhhhhhhh @jetgirl2113.bsky.social · 12/09/2026Our optical cable is broken. No nice fast fibre internet for us for an unspecified amount of time. 😭 100
Helen Aaarrrrrgggggghhhhhhhh @jetgirl2113.bsky.social · 11/09/2026Sometimes the little things make you realise you did something right. Middle kid's oldest gecko passed last night and they "have big sads" The youngest gave them his last can of Monster and the oldest is sat with them sharing cookies she bought for herself. Little gestures matter lots. 030
Helen Aaarrrrrgggggghhhhhhhh @jetgirl2113.bsky.social · 11/09/2026Love to see that Drell, star of episode four of It's A Superpower, is coming to the UK. Seriously, this sounds very cool and Penn's reasons for doing it are probably the same reasons he did It's A Superpower - Because it's fun to do weird random shit! 000
Helen Aaarrrrrgggggghhhhhhhh @jetgirl2113.bsky.social · 11/09/2026Happy Birthday @harelockwood.com Here's to a year of ever-increasing success in the comedy sphere, bringing you closer to THE phone call for a specific show. That's the most specific birthday wish I can muster. 130
Helen Aaarrrrrgggggghhhhhhhh @jetgirl2113.bsky.social · 09/09/2026My sincere wish is to earn enough to not have to rely on Universal Credit to be able to feed my family. This entire system is an absolute joke. 030
Helen Aaarrrrrgggggghhhhhhhh @jetgirl2113.bsky.social · 09/09/202618 years since this vaccine program started. This is absolutely incredible. Science works. More funds for AI which aids science and medical research and less for AI which generates images of narcissists inserting themselves into history. 020
Helen Aaarrrrrgggggghhhhhhhh @jetgirl2113.bsky.social · 09/09/2026The ramblings of the delusional orange are getting wilder every day. We are on the 9th today. By 11th if he carries on he will have single-handedly saved every single person in the entire area when the towers fell. The reporting around this really shows how much of the media is in his pocket. 000
Helen Aaarrrrrgggggghhhhhhhh @jetgirl2113.bsky.social · 08/09/2026I am ashamed to live in a country where RNLI workers are being doxxed for the "crime" of saving lives. An action led by a political party who are "proudly British" but funded by foreign donors with large chequebooks and led by someone who gains amusement from mob violence. 010
