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Gary Schafer

@jesternofool.bsky.social
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I herd photons and electrons. Now-retired electrical engineer from the National Security Agency (NSA). Background in technical security.

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Gary Schafer @jesternofool.bsky.social · 21h
Also, is your app named 2012 & run by a company called "Mayan"? No particular reason I'm asking.
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Gary Schafer @jesternofool.bsky.social · 21h
Is it bad that, in our present circumstances, any one of those is possible? Seems bad.
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Gary Schafer @jesternofool.bsky.social · 21h
What does your weather app know? WHAT DOES IT KNOW!?!?
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Gary Schafer @jesternofool.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
As before, I got an announcement of a new follower "Julie", which was followed by another, swift block.
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Gary Schafer @jesternofool.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I have another Julie sighting.
Screenshot of a portion of a Blueskey profile. The top image is one of the cartoon donkey Eeyore sitting on a cliff looking away. In the lower, left corner is a circle showing the image of an older looking woman with glasses. Text below this shows 77 followers, 1k following and 56 posts. The next line states "getting everything ready, give me a sec".
The first post is below this and says "18 - she/her, bi, sub, soft kinks, and heart emoji plus mooties".
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Gary Schafer @jesternofool.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I've now disconnected from that CDN and the problem has gone away. Now I have to figure out how much that will affect my site since it will not be globally distributed (or perhaps not as much).
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Gary Schafer @jesternofool.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
UPDATE #1: Perhaps I should have vented on B-sky months ago. I think they finally found the problem. It appears that the CDN (content delivery network) I was using was causing the problem. Mind you, it was the CDN my host recommended. So...
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Gary Schafer @jesternofool.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
PS If I get one more e-mail from tech support telling me to "clear my cache", that screaming sound will be me.
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Gary Schafer @jesternofool.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
The enshittification continues. /fin
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Gary Schafer @jesternofool.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I've been going back & forth with tech support for over a month, with no success. I'm ready to find a new web host, but they all only provide contact through an "AI agent". So any questions I ask are guaranteed to be answered with BS. /3
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Gary Schafer @jesternofool.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I currently have a web host in which 95% of the time I get a "connection reset" error when trying to connect to my website from my phone or tablet. And about 10% of the time from a desktop or laptop. /1
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Gary Schafer @jesternofool.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
As one who took full advantage of Purdue dining, that's bullshit. I didn't want respect; I wanted a grilled cheese sandwich.
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Gary Schafer @jesternofool.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
ES: "Did you or did you not come into my house and both install a new sink & build some bookshelves in my family room?" Jack Smith: "That's a jack-of-all-trades."
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Gary Schafer @jesternofool.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Not the *entire* galaxy. Just this arm of it?
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Gary Schafer @jesternofool.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Literally just blocked "Julie" less than 60 seconds ago. For the second time.
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Gary Schafer @jesternofool.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Stephen Stucker. #RIP
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Gary Schafer @jesternofool.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
This is the problem I get 99% of the time when initially going to my puny website (www.site2241.net). It only happens on Android. And I *love* how these messages are always, "It's not our fault; it's probably your fault."
Screenshot from a smartphone. A cartoon graphic shows an outlet with a plug nearby. Text says, "The connection was reset." Underneath this is smaller text stating, "The network link was interrupted while negotiating a connection. Please try again." Two bullet points state, "The site could be temporarily unavailable or too busy. Try again in a few moments." and "If you are unable to load any pages, check your device's data or Wifi connection."
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Gary Schafer @jesternofool.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I'm awaiting the Beta.
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Gary Schafer @jesternofool.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
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Animal House: Forget It, He's Rolling
Alt: Animal House: Forget It, He's Rolling
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Gary Schafer @jesternofool.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Nooooobody expects the American Inquisition. Our chief weapon is stupidity. Stupidity and racism. Racism and stupidity. Our two weapons are stupidity and racism and ruthless incompetence. Our 3 weapons are stupidity and racism and ruthless incompetence and an almost fanatical devotion to facism.
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Gary Schafer @jesternofool.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
25 cents? Dude, you could get a dollar, easy.
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Gary Schafer @jesternofool.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
You are not alone, NFT, in that feeling.
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Gary Schafer @jesternofool.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
This one. (Full disclosure: My uncle served in this unit.) If any book explains the details of the Pacific campaign AND the absolute hell that is war, it's this one.
Cover of a book. The title is "This Hemisphere of Hell", with the subtitle of "The 1st Battalion, 24th Marines in the Pacific War". Beneath the title are three men in military uniforms & helmets. The three men are side-by-side. The outer two are carrying the center one. Around the edge of the picture are other men in similar outfits. One man is talking on a radio close to the camera.
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Gary Schafer @jesternofool.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
As the French would say, "Toot alours!"
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Gary Schafer @jesternofool.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Meanwhile, Trump is full on...
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Gary Schafer @jesternofool.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
This is complete bullshit. You KNOW he's still taking the money.
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Gary Schafer @jesternofool.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Reskeet = endorsement
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Gary Schafer @jesternofool.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I've taken your advice and I'm actually enjoying the shows! I'm still early in the series, and I'm only on episode 4 of season 1. "NSA" agents kick in Mulder's door and threaten him? I'm literally rolling on the floor laughing! BONUS: Appearance of Donald Gibb, aka "Ogre"! #RIP
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Duffel Blog @duffelblog.com · 28/09/2026
NEW: Space Force’s new uniform puts a little goose back in the step www.duffelblog.com/space-force-...
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Space Force’s new uniform puts a little goose back in the step
White House says redesign projects discipline, strength and “absolutely no historical parallels”
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Gary Schafer @jesternofool.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Goes right along with our new dryer, which has Wifi and "AI" (Don't get me started.), but won't keep the light on when the door is open.
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Gary Schafer @jesternofool.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I've just started (as in today!) watching The X-Files. Never saw it when it was on originally. But after three episodes, I consider it... meh. Perhaps its my own 40 years in the IC. I'll continue watching to see if it picks up.
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Dr. Adeene Denton @spacewhalerider.com · 27/09/2026
It's me, the mythical STEM PhD who not only took history classes but got a whole history degree! Studying history is arguably one of the most important things STEM students can do. Science isn't done in a vacuum, and students should investigate the people, places, and events that shape it.
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Gary Schafer @jesternofool.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Please give your bebby a scritch for me!
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Gary Schafer @jesternofool.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Another moment of zen.
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Gary Schafer @jesternofool.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I'm feeling much more relaxed just looking at that pic. Thanks, Deuce.
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Gary Schafer @jesternofool.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Next thread: the kid's reaction when told ALLLLL of those characters were voiced by one person...
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Gary Schafer @jesternofool.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I'll always think of OMW as a romance. A very violent, far-flung romance, but a romance nonetheless.
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Gary Schafer @jesternofool.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
With alt text.
A cartoon of Donald Trump laying in bed, but sitting up reading his phone. In the background, a door is opened and a man in a suit & holding a book or clipboard is standing in the doorway. The caption for the image reads, "It's another tragedy, mister president. How would you like to make matters worse?"
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Gary Schafer @jesternofool.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
The moment of zen I absolutely needed.
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ɹǝʞɔǝq uop ɯ,ᴉ @donbecker.org · 22/09/2026
The TI-99/4A
The Texas Instruments TI-99/4A computer - a silver and black computer with a keyboard and cartridge slot, large brick of a power supply, and a 13" color TV showing the boot screen, which shows two color bars near the top and bottom of the screen with the TI logo and "TEXAS INSTRUMENTS" 
"HOME COMPUTER" and "READyYPRESS ANY KEY TO BEGIN" between the bars. Below the bottom bar is a copyright notice: "Ⓒ1981 TEXAS INSTRUMENTS"
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Gary Schafer @jesternofool.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I needed this.
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Gary Schafer @jesternofool.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Oh, and the "Complex to Mag", aka AM detector.
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Gary Schafer @jesternofool.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
You made a direction-finding / phased array flowgraph? I'm guessing based on hier block name without seeing the hier block flowgraph.
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Gary Schafer @jesternofool.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Or not...
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Gary Schafer @jesternofool.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Please go easy on my Boilers...
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Gary Schafer @jesternofool.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
(*looks down at shirt covered in crumbs... speaks with mouth full*) What are you talking about?
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Gary Schafer @jesternofool.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
My late father-in-law, a professor of Soviet studies and someone who spoke Russian fluently, used to point out how many Western words the Russian language created.
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Gary Schafer @jesternofool.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
You can rarely go wrong with Sugarloaf.
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Gary Schafer @jesternofool.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
CC: @vmyths.bsky.social
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Gary Schafer @jesternofool.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Once again, for the Congresspeople who have not heard me the first dozen times...
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What Would You Say You Do Here? Office Space
Alt: What Would You Say You Do Here? From the movie Office Space
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