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"Yes, chaplain? Thans for taking my Zoom call. I'm a #cyber warrior and I talk directly to #ai-ngels living in The Cloud who bless me with instant access to the Font Of All Knowledge, but my colleagues don't believe I'm in direct contact with The LORD…"

Hegseth drops WEDNESDAY NIGHT BOMBSHELL! 🚨🚨🚨

YouTube video by Occupy Democrats

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I was The Pacifist in school. Never once did I raise a hand to defend myself. My lip was cleaved in two; I've replaced teeth since graduating; I regained consciousness twice in the coaches' office after locker room attacks— —yet NEVER did I face what women face every day of their lives. A thread:

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This reply is #cyber you can't deny it

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I'm at a hotel eavesdropping 👂🏻on a fair number of construction workers with corporate duallies. Three conversations about the price of diesel. Not a word about #AI's dire threat to destroy the inner planets of the solar system.

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Why didn't GW Bush run ads like this in 2007 to drum up support for the #Stuxnet incursion? Discuss. (I stand by the timeline, no further comment.)

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Legion Grandma Meme: It'll All Be Over Soon

Honestly, I'm still laughing at the U.S. media's fetishistic reporting on the looming threat of #AI hurling us back to… to… the #Transistor Age!

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ALT: Legion Grandma Meme: It'll All Be Over Soon

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OMFG why didn't you say this back when I was fighting USAF's incompetent #cyber officer cadre from 1995 through 2006?!? 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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Historically, the global cybersecurity community feared #NorthKorea would destroy the U.S. with the awesome power of <consults ancient scrolls> "more than 100 hackers"

Rob Rosenberger @vmyths.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

What will Elon Musk's military title be when Trump stands up AI Force?

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Does this new career field qualify as #cybersecurity? Discuss.

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Rob Rosenberger @vmyths.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Robert Tappan Morris, the #mythological student who ✌🏻almost completely destroyed the Internet in 1988✌🏻 with a worm named after himself … was enrolled at #Cornell. PHILOSOPHICAL QUESTION: Was he a better man, or a worse man, for not joining a fraternity?

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Rob Rosenberger @vmyths.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

I'm a longtime #FOIA exploiter and I approve this message

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Rob Rosenberger @vmyths.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Good Lord! My apologies to #HolidayInn for crashing your database a few minutes ago. Blame me, not your webmaster: I figured that option was #absurd but it WAS clickable and my curiosity ultimately won out… Now I really want to see if I can reproduce that result BUT I WON'T!!!

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Steve Urkel's Iconic 'Did I Do That?' Moment

ALT: Steve Urkel's Iconic 'Did I Do That?' Moment

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Rob Rosenberger @vmyths.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

<sniff> Do I smell the return of R-12 refrigerant? #freon

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Rob Rosenberger @vmyths.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Last night I sat down for two hours with Klepto, the hacker who wrote #Teardrop.c in 1998. What did YOU do yesterday? 😏

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Rob Rosenberger @vmyths.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Nobody cares that I've called since 2003 for the oft-predicted Global Cyberwar to get it all over with 🙄 youtube.com/shorts/YJcrd...

Duet with: https://www.tiktok.com/@2brown2gaf Original video: https...

Move faster!

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Rob Rosenberger @vmyths.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Hey, @theregister.com forgot to ask me for a quote about the coming #AI #cybergeddon! Look for it in paragraph 14 of their next story:

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Rob Rosenberger @vmyths.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

I am *the* world authority on cybersecurity hoaxes, myths, urban legends, April Fool jokes, and publicity stunts. The #AI #cybergeddon lacks a date certain. It's why #Y2K and the #MayanCalendar proved so powerful. So, let's set the date! "AI will destroy humanity on 2038-01-18 at 10:14:07 PM EST."

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Quinn Norton @quinn.yoyodyne-it.eu · 15/09/2026

I'm so old I remember when extraordinary claims required extraordinary evidence.

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Rob Rosenberger @vmyths.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

Here's the funny thing: I could emerge from retirement to the GOP's delight. I'd bash the #AI #cybergeddon relentlessly. But the GOP won't have me — because their fingers are freshly crisped from trying to control El Prez and they'll know up front they can't control me.

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Rob Rosenberger @vmyths.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

I'm literally the world authority on #cybersecurity #hoaxes and even I don't know where to begin with Trump's claim to my throne 🙄

Rob Rosenberger @vmyths.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

Really? "AI Armageddon"? 1988: Morris worm failed to destroy Earth 1992: Michelangelo Virus also failed 1996: Hare virus failed 1999: Melissa virus failed #Y2K with 200,000 viruses failed 2000: ILOVEYOU virus failed 2001: Nimda worm failed 2003: Blaster worm failed I can go on… 🙄

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Rob Rosenberger @vmyths.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

"May I transfer your call or take a message? Mr. Uchill is off-site, observing a client team as we speak."

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Rob Rosenberger @vmyths.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

My waitress got stiffed by a family of five who bitched about everything they received. So, I'm about to drop a twenty on her. I hope you'll step in as well when an innocent person pays the price for someone else's disgust.

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Rob Rosenberger @vmyths.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

tbh I'd be impressed if he depicted himself fighting #cyber attacks because he gutted CISA

Rob Rosenberger @vmyths.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

Are you sure he didn't say "improv"? 🤔

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Rob Rosenberger @vmyths.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

I started programming mainframes in 1982 and the operators regularly performed tests to detect failing memory circuit boards. On 28 Aug 26, we saw in real time a dual-hemisphere neurological event (aka #MyoclonicJerk) trigger in sequence his right arm, right/left eyelid, tongue, left arm:

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Rob Rosenberger @vmyths.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

Got a request to attend a private meeting in the U.S. Attorney's bldg where an Air Force veteran absolutely sounded like an "OG" Vmyths[.]com reader. Different topic, same #skepticism. I approached him afterwards… Yeah, he didn't touch a computer until 2010-ish 🥴

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Grey's Anatomy: Cristina Yang - I've Never Heard Of You

ALT: Grey's Anatomy: Cristina Yang - I've Never Heard Of You

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Rob Rosenberger @vmyths.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

That part of me that's Vmyths just wants to know how many school officials have been arrested for ch!ld mutil@tion 😏

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Rob Rosenberger @vmyths.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

Don't feel bad. Vmyths[.]com fully exploited #sarcasm, #burlesque, #irony, and #satire — yet it still went over some people's heads… 🤔

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Rob Rosenberger @vmyths.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

20 years ago, reporters would've asked the Marshals Service spokesperson if the person who was being served a warrant had used a #cyber-attack to harm them

Rob Rosenberger @vmyths.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

This doesn't yet qualify as a "ticking time bomb" but I'll guess it detonates America's economy BEFORE any of those #cyber wars & terrorism you wolf-crying "Cassandras" kept warning us about since <consults ancient scrolls> 1998 🙄

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Rob Rosenberger @vmyths.bsky.social · 18/08/2026

IT'S 2026, PEOPLE! YOU'VE PROMISED SINCE 2003 TO DELIVER HORRIFIC #CYBER WARS THAT WILL BRING DOWN ENTIRE NATIONS — INCLUDING THE U.S. FOR GOD'S SAKE! YOU HERALDED A LITERAL END TO KINETIC WARFARE WITH THE #STUXNET REVELATION! YOU GODDAMN PIECES OF SHIT #FAILED HUMANITY!

Rob Rosenberger @vmyths.bsky.social · 05/08/2026

This video clip gave me PTSD from remembering all the Air Force majors who stood before colonels & generals in the immediate aftermath of #Y2K

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"Will Hegseth call us up to digitally attack our own governor?!?" All those Minnesota Air Guard cyber-warriors I trained in Offensive Cyber Operations, Network Warfare, and <checks #CCAF records> C programming must feel reallllllly conflicted right now…

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Clinton, Bush, Obama, and Biden viewed state-run #cyber attacks as a rationale to ✌🏻delete✌🏻 other countries' cyber-leaders (see my previous diatribes for the names of the dead). #IRONY: Trump DISMISSED an excuse to nuke Iran under the Clarke Doctrine! ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

President Trump Hosts a Cabinet Meeting, Jul. 31, 2026

YouTube video by The White House

Hey everybody, my rule remains in effect as we hurtle toward a #nuclear option to end the horrific US-Iran #cyberwar, preferably on the 81st anniversaries of Hiroshima & Nagasaki:

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A brief timeline of Iranian cyberattacks on U.S. companies, political figures, water systems and more

The U.S. media, mainstream or otherwise, has *always* portrayed America as the damsel in distress despite — or maybe due to? — a longtime saturation of DoD cyber-warriors among our industry ranks (myself included!) both in and out of uniform:

cbsnews.com

Investigators are probing whether Iranian hackers are behind this week's malicious cyber activity against water systems in Minnesota. If they are found to be the culprits, it would not be the first ti...

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SHOW ME ONE COMPUTER VIRUS THAT EVER DID THIS KIND OF DAMAGE! COME ON, SHOW ME A COMPUTER VIRUS THAT CAN MATCH ONE ELONIAN FUCKUP! youtube.com/shorts/6L1qp...

SpaceX Falcon 9 rocket part predicted to crash into the moon #space #astronomy #science #news

YouTube video by ASTRO ALEXANDRA

Rob Rosenberger @vmyths.bsky.social · 26/07/2026

You need to scroll up from this reply to understand its true significance 🤣

Rob Rosenberger @vmyths.bsky.social · 25/07/2026

See Eli. See Eli enforce. See Eli enforce consent before recording. Be like Eli. 😏