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Jesta Girl

@jestagirl.bsky.social
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Mostly pics of my dogs and reposts of the rest of your brilliance. Mild political raging... A sign of the times. 🇨🇦 #ElbowsUp

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Jesta Girl @jestagirl.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Hahaha. You know trump was today years old when he learned there are French (EU) islands just off the Canadian coast. New AI maps incoming in 3, 2, 1 ....
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Jesta Girl @jestagirl.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
What's that donny? You want Lake Ontario? NO! You can have Lake Michigan We call it the Late Great Lake Michigan It's entirely yours Our beavers already peed in it You're welcome. 🇨🇦🦫 THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER !!! #Canada #CanadaClaus #CanadianHumour #LakeMichigan #TrumpTariffs
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Jesta Girl @jestagirl.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Canada just closed the Strait of St. Lawrence to U.S. shipping in retaliation for Trump’s tariffs. We hold all the cards. The locks. The ports. The maple syrup. 🇨🇦😂
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Michelle @michelleroy78.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Hear me out...a food truck that sells chicken that I could park next to Chick-fil-A, but on Sundays. I'll call it "Side Chick"
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Theo Moudakis @theomoudakis.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Please enjoy my cartoon in today's Toronto Star
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Jesta Girl @jestagirl.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
🚨Breaking: Mitch McConnell caught faking an illness so he can skip work and go to the pool. #DrainTheSwamp
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Jesta Girl @jestagirl.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
In fact, tell him I moved and you don't know where to
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Elon Musty -Verificado 🥑 @neruda1952.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
”Arlo, why are you barking at the crack of dawn again?” “I have neither the time nor the inclination to explain myself to a man who rises and sleeps under the blanket of the very freedom that I provide, and then questions the manner in which I provide it! I would rather you just said "thank you…”
Arlo stands with his front paws on the windowsill. He’s about to bark at very early morning dogs and their humans
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Jesta Girl @jestagirl.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
"...y'all loved every second of the suffering he caused, to everybody, and worldwide..." That there is some harsh truths, they won't listen, till we make 'em History will judge, history knows, you can't hide
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𝕊𝕦𝕟𝕕𝕒𝕖 𝔾𝕦𝕣𝕝 @sundaedivine.lol · 12/05/2026
Don’t give up on your dreams - go back to sleep.
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Jesta Girl @jestagirl.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
Beautiful write up. I only cried twice ❤️... Stop pulling at my Canadian Anne of Green Gables Lovin heart strings @cdnhistoryehx.bsky.social !!!! Will always be one of my favourite stories.
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Jesta Girl @jestagirl.bsky.social · 10/03/2026
Wait til the U.S. finds out where the illegal guns came from. They'll likely call a national emergency and tariff the source of said guns into oblivion.
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Jesta Girl @jestagirl.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
Every Canadian knows (or should know) the question to tonight's Final Jeopardy #Jeopardy #FinalJeopardy And if you didn't know you can always count on Heritage Minutes www.historicacanada.ca/productions/...
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Winnie
A Canadian soldier's bear becomes the object of adoration and inspiration for a young boy and his father, A.A. Milne (1915).
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Brandon Moore @brandonhaswords.bsky.social · 01/02/2026
I’m so disappointed someone leaked spoilers and now I know Melania is Keyser Soza.
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Kim, Bestie of Bunzy, Co-CEO Execubetch™️ @easybakedoven.bsky.social · 01/02/2026
10/10 No notes
Seating map for Melania where someone purchased seats in and empty theatre in the shape of a swastika
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Jesta Girl @jestagirl.bsky.social · 16/01/2026
I'd like to also offer senior trump my 2nd place in a beauty contest (Miss Tattooed Niagara) award. He shouldn't let his lack of tattoos stop him. You go girl! Go get the F out of Minnesota!
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Bill Madden @maddenifico.bsky.social · 21/12/2025
He gets me. ☺️🙏🫶👇
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Jesta Girl @jestagirl.bsky.social · 17/12/2025
🎶 I always feel like somebody's watching me 🎶 Also it may be "dinner time"
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Jesta Girl @jestagirl.bsky.social · 21/11/2025
Timeline cleanse. Best view for the morning coffee ☕😊 34 days til #Christmas #ChristmasTree
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Jesta Girl @jestagirl.bsky.social · 02/11/2025
Glass half full: No awkward excuses to get out of the cheeseburger buffet at the White House #BlueJays #WorldSeries #GoJaysGo, but not to the White House, well, what's left of it anyway www.blogto.com/sports_play/...
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Here's why you should still be happy after Toronto Blue Jays lose World Series
The Toronto Blue Jays' historic 2025 World Series run was really more than anyone could have asked for, and while fans coast to coast to coast may be…
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Jesta Girl @jestagirl.bsky.social · 09/10/2025
The Nobel Peace Prize will be announced tomorrow RIP ketchup bottles at Mara Largo & The White House We thank you for your service #NobelPeacePrize www.nobelprize.org/prizes/about...
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Jesta Girl @jestagirl.bsky.social · 03/09/2025
All the best people are on Blue Sky ❤️
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Ava Laugh… 🤭 @avalaugh.bsky.social · 28/07/2025
Me when I have had 1 minute in the treadmill…. 🐹
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Jesta Girl @jestagirl.bsky.social · 21/07/2025
Had an amazing time at the Moon Mammoths game yesterday. Worth the trip from Canada 🇨🇦. Met John Oliver & Bruce Moon and my life will never be the same. Great job all! @lastweektonight.com @erieseawolves.bsky.social #MoonMammoths
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Marjory @marjoryfrauts.bsky.social · 01/06/2025
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Jesta Girl @jestagirl.bsky.social · 23/05/2025
Golden Dome sounds like a vending machine condom. The cheap kind that breaks and leads to Don Jr.s and Erics
Gold foil condom wrapper
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Jesta Girl @jestagirl.bsky.social · 22/05/2025
Me moments after opening Twitter by mistake ....
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a baby wearing a black space racer shirt
ALT: a baby wearing a black space racer shirt
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Jesta Girl @jestagirl.bsky.social · 21/05/2025
I can't help but wonder if the internet outage in Ontario and Quebec has anything to do with our proximity to Newark airport 🤷
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Jesta Girl @jestagirl.bsky.social · 21/05/2025
I don't know that I have a fav, but this one's pretty brilliant!!! Rest in Peace George ... The world is less fun without you, but heaven is lmao'ing
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Jesta Girl @jestagirl.bsky.social · 07/05/2025
This is why 11 yr old baby girls need 30 dolls! This way when two fall into the ocean they'll have 28 left
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Jesta Girl @jestagirl.bsky.social · 27/04/2025
Ok this is my new goto reply to unknown numbers 🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂
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Jesta Girl @jestagirl.bsky.social · 27/04/2025
Truer words were never spoken (sung)
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D Marie @gypsysoul1968.bsky.social · 26/04/2025
Sleepy who?

Trump asleep at Pope's funeral 

Biden awake and smiling
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Jesta Girl @jestagirl.bsky.social · 20/04/2025
The Pope meets with Kings, not the court Jester
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Jesta Girl @jestagirl.bsky.social · 19/04/2025
I love this for JD 😂 😂 😂 cc: Greenland, #trendsetter
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Jesta Girl @jestagirl.bsky.social · 15/04/2025
What's going on with the Oval Office? Dictators and Gold overkill. Tell me you idolize Putin without telling me you idolize Putin. Left: Biden Right: Authoritarianism The @nytimes.com should update this article www.nytimes.com/interactive/... Keep it classy America, keep it classy. 🤦
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Jesta Girl @jestagirl.bsky.social · 09/04/2025
New beds are a hit! Homesense for the win! #dogs ❤️
Dog resting her head on side of dog bedTwo dogs. One in a dog bed Two dogs in dog beds sleeping by the fireplace
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Jesta Girl @jestagirl.bsky.social · 08/04/2025
This dog pic lady also says it's fine 😁 🐶 ❤️ 🤗 👍 Here's a pic of the girls enjoying their new beds
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Jesta Girl @jestagirl.bsky.social · 05/04/2025
Hey friends. Anyone know how to put Trump and or Vance in the place of the slapped penguin? #penguins #tarrifs #trumptarrifs youtu.be/5IjmOSFtoJc?...
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Penguin slaps other penguin
YouTube video by Bananularland
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Jesta Girl @jestagirl.bsky.social · 03/04/2025
Wrong boom donold. This is the (ka)boom fuse you've lit. #tariffs Read a book would ya 🤦
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a cartoon character with the words where 's the kaboom
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Jesta Girl @jestagirl.bsky.social · 02/04/2025
I'm completely shocked... This randomized, in no apparent order, list of tariffs included uninhabited places?
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Jesta Girl @jestagirl.bsky.social · 01/04/2025
Was curious if Cory Booker got bathroom breaks so I typed "bathroom" into the search bar. Don't do that !!!
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a man says you can 't unsee that
ALT: a man says you can 't unsee that
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Jesta Girl @jestagirl.bsky.social · 26/03/2025
Best take yet! 😂 #DUIHire
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David Leavitt @davidleavitt.bsky.social · 25/03/2025
Hahahahahahhahaahahahahaha
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Jesta Girl @jestagirl.bsky.social · 24/03/2025
Let's goooooo!!!!!! 🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦 🇨🇦 #ElbowsUp
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Jesta Girl @jestagirl.bsky.social · 24/03/2025
@mark-carney.bsky.social gives me so much Hope! For the first time in a long time. 🇨🇦 I am a proud Canadian and I want good things for our country. Mark is good things. #MikeMyers is an incredible soul, I love that they made this amazing video ❤️ #AElbowsUp 🇨🇦
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Jesta Girl @jestagirl.bsky.social · 24/03/2025
The new Molson's We Are Canadian ad is 🔥 It's beautiful to see Canadians so United. It's sad it's due to a threat to our freedom. 🇨🇦 #ElbowsUp youtu.be/1LzhCLzfJFg?...
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We are Canadian.
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Jesta Girl @jestagirl.bsky.social · 21/03/2025
Damn it, this is where we were keeping the fentanyl... Under F #elbowsup you petty illiterate man child.
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Jesta Girl @jestagirl.bsky.social · 04/03/2025
Let's face it. Most Americans can't watch the #SOTU tonight as the resulting rise in blood pressure is life threatening as a result of Medicare/Medicaid cuts soaring pharma and medical costs. #TrumpFlation
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a woman is sitting in a bathtub with the words `` let them eat cake '' written on the bottom .
ALT: a woman is sitting in a bathtub with the words `` let them eat cake '' written on the bottom .
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Jesta Girl @jestagirl.bsky.social · 25/02/2025
I'm sorry I just can't stop laughing at this. Could be as a result of the foot kissing video PTSD I incurred today, but whatevs.... LMAO! 😂🤣🤣🤣
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