iiinova — where your digital self keeps evolving

Oh it was always good! But it was a privilege to get to help make it more itself

YEAH IT DID BEST BOOK IN COLORADO

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Childhood SATs! Good god man those are for getting you into SUMMER CAMP

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Yes that’s right, what makes you the Chosen One is your score on a test where <checks notes> you say what words are like other words

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I would not have believed this but seeing people say “but she plays people who aren’t herself, how is that not a character actress” I see I have overestimated the public again

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Oh I don’t respect foil but if you’re going back to basics you’re gonna do foil and that’s just the game

Mine are still a little messed up but fuck it we ball

Definitely feeling very aware of how much older my knees have gotten 😅

Fraud is when you buy something

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They got cheesesteaks lots of places but from the mosaic I’m guessing you’re here in Philly, sorry about the weather

Nathan Edwards @grackle.space · 26/09/2026

Reposted by Jess Zimmerman

Bring my whole self to work? Buddy, I don’t bring my whole self ANYWHERE. Have you seen that guy?

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When JD was fucking the couch, that was genuinely fun for a minute

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See unfortunately I am ALSO mad that I have to wait to find out what happens

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You guys ever like a book so much that 10% of the way through you’re already mad you’ll eventually finish it? Because I’m having that experience with Exit Party

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I think we all know that iced coffee will be a total outrage for anyone they want to say “doesn’t fit the culture” and not a big deal for anyone else

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Not to brag but I’m just having iced coffee in a park. Can’t afford it tho

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VERY good, you should send that in to Readers Digest, they have a page for people like you

A Odyssey (looks ungrammatical but is actually an alphabet book)

maple cocaine @maplecocaine.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

I just read Daniel Mendelsohn’s “An Odyssey” and I thought it was a pretty remarkable memoir but it’s a lot harder and more confusing to recommend to people after the publication of Daniel Mendelsohn’s “THE Odyssey”

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Reposted by Jess Zimmerman

The thing about trying to appeal to right wing bigots is that right wing bigots are all stupid idiots who get 100% of their news from propagandists so they will never actually find out that you were trying to appeal to them in the first place

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We’re just living in a world now where roadkill hummus is sexy and we have to get used to it

also who wrote this roast, Ed Gamble?

cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Reposted by Jess Zimmerman

they are going to come for your contraception, it is literally only a matter of time. I just replaced my IUD and if you think any of the long-term methods of contraception would be a good fit for you and/or your partner, now is the time to do it

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We got a baby camera so we can check on the dog in her crate (she sleeps in the other room and sometimes has Night Digestion) and I’ve started calling it the Pupnapticon

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Surely a dog would mention smells BEFORE shapes! I think it’s a newborn

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Everyone makes this joke but nobody has the guts to make the abomination

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I got excited but I’m still gonna root for them based on wacky neighbor factor

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Bake Off had an older guy who was one of several making lemon cake and they described him as “bringing something extra to the lemon party,” we’ve blown right past “soggy bottoms” lads

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They do seem to be using she/her here and also to be a wacky neighbor from a sitcom

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and then stranded you in Iceland anyway despite everyone being very nice

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Great now people can get progressively worse at self-regulation just like they get worse at all the other cognitive tasks they outsource to robots

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This but throw “my old job at my old company but pays more because they saved money by laying everyone off” into the mix

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