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Bibliophile 📚//Aries☀️♈️//AllThingsHorror🔪🎃//Murphy 🦴🐾//Dubstep🎧🎶(she/her/hers).

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Joshua J. Friedman @joshuajfriedman.com · 30/01/2025
Heroes
Tweet from MapQuest:

fyi MapQuest is NOT renaming the Gulf of Mexico - not because of politics but because we haven't updated our maps in like 15 years and don't remember how to do it

3:01 PM • Jan 29, 2025
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✨꒻ꏂꑄꑄ꒐ꏳꋬ✨ @jesstheripper.bsky.social · 21/01/2025
It’s TTTIIIIIIIIIIMMMEEEEE-Mariah Carey
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✨꒻ꏂꑄꑄ꒐ꏳꋬ✨ @jesstheripper.bsky.social · 20/01/2025
Today was a good day
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✨꒻ꏂꑄꑄ꒐ꏳꋬ✨ @jesstheripper.bsky.social · 19/01/2025
Anyways, follow me on Red Note @slumbelina
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✨꒻ꏂꑄꑄ꒐ꏳꋬ✨ @jesstheripper.bsky.social · 19/01/2025
I just wanted to sing Defying Gravity dude
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✨꒻ꏂꑄꑄ꒐ꏳꋬ✨ @jesstheripper.bsky.social · 19/01/2025
I just wanted to sing Defying Gravity dude
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✨꒻ꏂꑄꑄ꒐ꏳꋬ✨ @jesstheripper.bsky.social · 05/01/2025
Feliz Navidawg
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✨꒻ꏂꑄꑄ꒐ꏳꋬ✨ @jesstheripper.bsky.social · 05/01/2025
I forced the mans under threat of physical violence to watch Wicked with me and now he is scream singing “Defying Gravity” to our Golden Retriever.
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✨꒻ꏂꑄꑄ꒐ꏳꋬ✨ @jesstheripper.bsky.social · 28/12/2024
Hearing Shallow Land Burial live with the rainbow lasers would fix me.
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Satan @thedevil.bsky.social · 23/12/2024
“how poor people look defending billionaires that don’t give af about them” followed by a picture of a guy holding out his hand to a basketball team for a high-five and getting ignored by everyone
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✨꒻ꏂꑄꑄ꒐ꏳꋬ✨ @jesstheripper.bsky.social · 23/12/2024
VIKINGS WITH THE PICK!
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✨꒻ꏂꑄꑄ꒐ꏳꋬ✨ @jesstheripper.bsky.social · 22/12/2024
AND THE SOLDIERS COMING HOME VIDEOS??!! Nope I’m a GONER
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✨꒻ꏂꑄꑄ꒐ꏳꋬ✨ @jesstheripper.bsky.social · 22/12/2024
I am a BAD BITCH until a video of a school janitor getting a surprise gift from their students comes on 😭😭😭😭
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✨꒻ꏂꑄꑄ꒐ꏳꋬ✨ @jesstheripper.bsky.social · 22/12/2024
Re-reading a book should count towards your reading goal! I SAID WHAT I SAID!
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✨꒻ꏂꑄꑄ꒐ꏳꋬ✨ @jesstheripper.bsky.social · 07/12/2024
Costco on the weekends in December is like if The Hunger Games and The Purge had a serial killer love child
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✨꒻ꏂꑄꑄ꒐ꏳꋬ✨ @jesstheripper.bsky.social · 02/12/2024
I put perfume on for my therapy appointment that is on Zoom, which is why I need therapy.
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✨꒻ꏂꑄꑄ꒐ꏳꋬ✨ @jesstheripper.bsky.social · 01/12/2024
Some people have an internal monologue. Some people have the intro cheer from Bring It On on an infinite loop.
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✨꒻ꏂꑄꑄ꒐ꏳꋬ✨ @jesstheripper.bsky.social · 01/12/2024
Sundays are very hard🐾
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Jonathan Edward Durham @thisone0verhere.bsky.social · 29/11/2024
Just a reminder for anyone out shopping for me today…I do not want ANY birds for Christmas this year. I don’t care if you can get 2 turtle doves for the price of 1 or if there’s a 4AM door-buster deal on French hens. Zero birds. None birds.
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✨꒻ꏂꑄꑄ꒐ꏳꋬ✨ @jesstheripper.bsky.social · 29/11/2024
I made Tini’s viral Mac n Cheese and can confidently say I’ve secured my Spot as the favorite child
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✨꒻ꏂꑄꑄ꒐ꏳꋬ✨ @jesstheripper.bsky.social · 29/11/2024
My dad doesn’t even tell us he loves us but he told me my homemade cheeseball was fire. I’ll take my W where I get em
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✨꒻ꏂꑄꑄ꒐ꏳꋬ✨ @jesstheripper.bsky.social · 29/11/2024
The bigger the rolls, the closer to Jesus
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✨꒻ꏂꑄꑄ꒐ꏳꋬ✨ @jesstheripper.bsky.social · 27/11/2024
Playing Pokemon Go has healed me
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✨꒻ꏂꑄꑄ꒐ꏳꋬ✨ @jesstheripper.bsky.social · 27/11/2024
Being a nurse is crazy as hell I stg
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WeRateDogs @weratedogs.com · 26/11/2024
This is Enzo. He will carry on, but he will not be enthusiastic about it. 12/10
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WeRateDogs @weratedogs.com · 25/11/2024
This is Arthur. He seems to have misplaced his legs and needs your help to find them. They are about one inch long and Arthur-colored. 13/10
a brown dachshund is a loaf on a cream-colored sofa. none of his legs or paws are visible. he appears to be biting the corner of his lip, perhaps nervous that he's misplaced all four legs at once.
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Linda Holmes @lindaholmes.bsky.social · 23/11/2024
It is seven o’clock and I am in bed with the dog where we are watching a Netflix Christmas movie screener. This is how I recharge.
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Juby @jubyart.bsky.social · 23/11/2024
"I promise to love myself" #awitchscross #art
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✨꒻ꏂꑄꑄ꒐ꏳꋬ✨ @jesstheripper.bsky.social · 23/11/2024
Wait, it wasn’t real?
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✨꒻ꏂꑄꑄ꒐ꏳꋬ✨ @jesstheripper.bsky.social · 23/11/2024
Murphy sploots
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✨꒻ꏂꑄꑄ꒐ꏳꋬ✨ @jesstheripper.bsky.social · 23/11/2024
Please don’t recommend any DIRTY, or SMUTTY, or EXPLICIT Christmas Romance books because I AM NOT INTERESTED and I WON’T READ THEM (please I’m begging you to send me all of them.)
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✨꒻ꏂꑄꑄ꒐ꏳꋬ✨ @jesstheripper.bsky.social · 23/11/2024
The Gretchen Wieners to Small Town Christmas Movie Star is the gift that keeps on giving
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Jason Cordova @jasoncordova.bsky.social · 21/11/2024
Please read books. I’m begging you.
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Katt @imakatt.bsky.social · 22/11/2024
Choose 20 books that have stayed with you or influenced you. One book per day for 20 days, in no particular order. No explanations, no reviews, just covers. Day 3 Loud by Drew Afualo #BookSky #Books #BookChallenge 🩷📚
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Chance the Closer @chancethecloser.com · 22/11/2024
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Rosanna @rosannaarquette.bsky.social · 22/11/2024
Buy all banned books as presents
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Stephen King @stephenking.bsky.social · 31/05/2024
Do you all float down here?
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✨꒻ꏂꑄꑄ꒐ꏳꋬ✨ @jesstheripper.bsky.social · 22/11/2024
I love telling someone they hurt my feelings and then by the end of the convo they’ve convinced me that I hurt MY OWN feelings and have apologized 🤡
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Being Reese @beingreese.bsky.social · 22/11/2024
Audiobooks count as reading. Audiobooks count as reading. Audiobooks count as reading. Audiobooks count as reading. Audiobooks count as reading. Audiobooks count as reading. Audiobooks count as reading.
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☁️CloudFather☁️ @cloud.edm.blue · 22/11/2024
Folding your clothes is a sham by BIGDRESSER to stop us from using pileonthefloor
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✨꒻ꏂꑄꑄ꒐ꏳꋬ✨ @jesstheripper.bsky.social · 22/11/2024
@weratedogs.com thank god ur here 🥲
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John Collins @logicallyjc.bsky.social · 21/11/2024
Did you know that by substituting your morning coffee with green tea, you can eliminate up to 93% of what little joy you have left?
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✨꒻ꏂꑄꑄ꒐ꏳꋬ✨ @jesstheripper.bsky.social · 22/11/2024
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✨꒻ꏂꑄꑄ꒐ꏳꋬ✨ @jesstheripper.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
Is anyone else’s skin so dry they’re turning into Voldemort at the end of HP7 when he quite literally turns into dust in the wind??
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✨꒻ꏂꑄꑄ꒐ꏳꋬ✨ @jesstheripper.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
Murphy cleanse 🪄
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✨꒻ꏂꑄꑄ꒐ꏳꋬ✨ @jesstheripper.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
I made one of those viral TikTok cucumber salads and I am ✨SHOOK✨
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✨꒻ꏂꑄꑄ꒐ꏳꋬ✨ @jesstheripper.bsky.social · 18/11/2024
Just happy @spicerat.bsky.social is here w me tbh
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✨꒻ꏂꑄꑄ꒐ꏳꋬ✨ @jesstheripper.bsky.social · 18/11/2024
If I followed you on here from Twt and you hate me can we just maybe start over? 😅 I’m sorry for being shitty and will say sorry to ur face
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✨꒻ꏂꑄꑄ꒐ꏳꋬ✨ @jesstheripper.bsky.social · 18/11/2024
Twitter refugee roll call 🔊
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