Jess Roveda @jessroveda.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Hello I have just released my first song in nearly 4 years, it's called Hollow and if you like grungy moody tunes but also kind of hooky you might like this :) ffm.to/hollow_jrffm.toHollowChoose your preferred music service 030
Reposted by Jess RovedaEmma Embur @emmaembur.bsky.social · 08/09/2026My cover art for @monstrosaband.bsky.social 's new single "MANDIBLE" That I CANNOT WAIT for you to hear 😭💚 events.leapevents.com/event/monstr... 031
Reposted by Jess RovedaILLBRAD 🔞 @blasternation.bsky.social · 07/09/2026CHANGE MY PIK UP SMACK MY BULB ORP 1979322715
Jess Roveda @jessroveda.bsky.social · 24/08/2026I’m finally releasing music for the first time in 4 years! If you like moodier grungier vibes with a hooky melody, please give Hollow a pre-save, it comes out Sept 16 :) ffm.to/hollow_jr 000
Reposted by Jess RovedaNicole Express @nicole.express · 28/07/2026this is where the internet went astray 3955265
Jess Roveda @jessroveda.bsky.social · 27/07/2026-was supposed to receive package 2 weeks ago -arrives on time, wrong item -correct item sent, scheduled delivery for last Thursday -sender somehow got my address wrong. -issue fixed, package “out for delivery” today -“Delivered!” -was put in the wrong parcel box that I have no way to access 000
Reposted by Jess RovedaAnthony Oliveira @meakoopa.bsky.social · 23/07/2026i sure did fill this out (despite its ludicrous framing of many of its questions), and you should too! 67429
Reposted by Jess RovedaToronto Tempo @tempobasketball.bsky.social · 21/07/2026League leader in three-pointers made, of course she’ll be there. 3️⃣ Marina Mabrey will be participating in the WNBA 3-Point Contest as part of WNBA All-Star 2026! ✨ 46611
Jess Roveda @jessroveda.bsky.social · 06/07/2026checkbox on an application form that says “only add me to your promotional email list if I get accepted otherwise I don’t care.” 000
Reposted by Jess RovedaWendy Thurm @wendythurm.bsky.social · 09/06/2026I want boos so loud that the ABC censors can’t control it. I want gestures so obscene that ABC would have to black out the game to cover them all. Do us proud, Knicks fans. 1462293
Reposted by Jess RovedaDave Lack @davelack.bsky.social · 09/06/2026As Silver is gaslighting about Trump, the faces on the ex players say it all. If “Fuck that guy” was a facial expression. 05214
Jess Roveda @jessroveda.bsky.social · 25/05/2026sound person complimented the tones and levels of my custom presets tn 010
Jess Roveda @jessroveda.bsky.social · 16/05/2026It’s crazy to me when bands ask the audience “hey how do we sound out there, can you hear everything okay?” like is the sound person not immediately thinking “oh yeah okay guess I’ll go fuck myself then”? 000
Jess Roveda @jessroveda.bsky.social · 11/05/2026Toronto! I’ll be playing my first show of 2026 at Handlebar this Thursday. Just myself, no band for this set. PWYC! ✌️ 000
Reposted by Jess RovedaZoe TunnHELL ➡️ NYCC @zoewithasword.bsky.social · 29/04/2026When I say Jackass is lesbian culture I FUCKIN MEAN IT 354362
Reposted by Jess RovedaGhoulothy @landbeforetim.myatproto.social · 01/05/2026Bring back the ancient knowledge 56165087378
Jess Roveda @jessroveda.bsky.social · 01/05/2026Makes sense how that'd be the case. Kind of frustrating how there's no way to nuke it entirely from the platform at that point. Answered my question regardless though, so thank you! 000
Jess Roveda @jessroveda.bsky.social · 01/05/2026Does it also delete your artist page with it? Maybe I misunderstood, but the "stop managing this artist" feature on tourbox seems to imply that the page would stay up, even after deleting your own account. 100
Jess Roveda @jessroveda.bsky.social · 22/04/2026What’s a shorter way to say “I do in fact have a strong opinion on this but I have absolutely zero interest in arguing about it for 45 minutes with a stranger online” 100
Reposted by Jess Rovedarax ‘levon honkers’ king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 10/04/2026‘if you don’t learn to use AI, you’ll get left behind!’ 🍆✊ www.patreon.com/posts/155290... 151114291
Reposted by Jess RovedaRetro Computers @retrocomps.bsky.social · 11/04/2026If you have Angelfire or Tripod webpages, or Angelfire email, back it up now. A shutdown within the next 27 days is coming but they have not given us an exact time yet. 9450507
Jess Roveda @jessroveda.bsky.social · 03/04/2026(slides the mixing engineer $10) can you make it sound like Metallica Load and ReLoad 000
Jess Roveda @jessroveda.bsky.social · 29/03/2026standing outside Mandarin wearing a lime green hanky in my back left pocket 000
Reposted by Jess RovedaCheer Captain @cheercaptain.wang · 11/03/2026On Bluesky you have to refer to Kathleen Hanna’s band as ⓘ Sexually Suggestive Kill 04411
Reposted by Jess RovedaNiko Stratis @nikostratis.com · 25/02/2026there should be a special license, renewed every 6 months, for men that photograph women on stage 0384
Jess Roveda @jessroveda.bsky.social · 24/02/2026Cold take but We Might Even Be Falling in Love by Victoria Monet should be longer than 51 seconds. It needs a 17 minute suite like a classic Donna Summer record. 020
Jess Roveda @jessroveda.bsky.social · 20/02/2026People in Toronto love to line up for things in shitty weather and boy am I feeling very Torontonian right now being the second person in a 2 person line up 000
Jess Roveda @jessroveda.bsky.social · 25/01/2026confession I’d never seen Jurassic Park ever before until last night and I loved it but also WHAT THE FUCK 000
Jess Roveda @jessroveda.bsky.social · 22/01/2026In a constant cycle > shopping at winners > finds cosmetic / hair product I love for an affordable price > discontinued 9 months later > trying to buy up all the clearance stock > where tf can I find something just as good for an affordable price > “oh hey a new product I really like at winners” 000
Jess Roveda @jessroveda.bsky.social · 16/01/2026Traitors Canada challenges: Fly and land a plane but watch out! 3 out of 4 landing pads are hidden minefields. You will win $200. Traitors USA challenges: seek and find! Match the colours and shapes! :) you will win $50,000. 000
Jess Roveda @jessroveda.bsky.social · 16/01/2026tweaking the pwyc terms to include canadian tire money and bags of m&ms in lieu of cash 000
Jess Roveda @jessroveda.bsky.social · 14/01/2026throwing back this whole bag of Costco cheese curds like they’re chips 020
Jess Roveda @jessroveda.bsky.social · 10/01/2026resisting the urge to say “you mean this picnic is ruining our ants!!!!” anytime Roll To Me starts playing in public 000
Jess Roveda @jessroveda.bsky.social · 28/12/2025uber driver has a playlist of breakup bangers going rn and idk who hurt my man Albert but shame on you 010
Jess Roveda @jessroveda.bsky.social · 22/12/2025my mom changed her ringtone to the “womp womp womp womppppp” trumpet and I just KNOW that’s gonna go off in public at the worst / funniest possible time 010
Jess Roveda @jessroveda.bsky.social · 14/10/2025rewatching Buffy for the first time in like 15ish years on s2e3 and i’ve already had it up to here with drusilla….pointless ass annoying ass coquette heroin chic ass lana del rey vinyl ass character 000
Jess Roveda @jessroveda.bsky.social · 05/09/2025Toronto! Tomorrow! Alt rock and metal at Drake Underground. Lots of riffs and lots of fun, 7-10pm, $15 at the door only! 000
Jess Roveda @jessroveda.bsky.social · 21/08/2025restaurants stop using AI to generate pics of your food!! the dripping wing sauce looks like cum!!! 000
Reposted by Jess RovedaNiko Stratis @nikostratis.com · 16/08/2025This is an incredible lede, like an undercover cop trying to blend in at a farmers market 4643
