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Walk into the woods and never stop

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This book better have kissing and/or swords in it.

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Innsmouth Looksmaxxing @gonebabygone.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Sr. Producer/Editor – “Preditor” (Social Media/Short Form)
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$139,200 - $186,600 a yearTobias from Arrested Development
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Alex Brown 🇵🇸 (they/them) @bookjockeyalex.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
JCO is one of those poasters where the highs are high and the lows are lowwwww
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Walk into the woods and never stop @jessinchaos.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
It never fails that as soon as I get into work I find the one weird chin hair that I couldn’t see in the car before work. And then I spend nine hours furtively trying to pull it out.
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FLAVOR FLAV ⏰ @flavorflav.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Know their names: Scott Kretzschmar, Scott Norris, Diego Sarabia, Gillio Lopes, Winston Lee, Johnathan Newell and Matthew Ingalls #Cornell7 But also, everyone in the group chat, the administrators, university, and DA. SHAME.
Cornell 7Disgusting chat
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Dan Diamond @ddiamond.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Russell Brand, who's awaiting trial in London next month on rape and sexual assault charges, will moderate a panel at DC's MAHA summit tomorrow on reforming a U.S. health agency
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manewt.bsky.social @manewt.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Friend who works at meta: “Do not use the muse agent, it’s like inviting a Vampire inside”
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ADHD Memes @adhdforreal.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
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Walk into the woods and never stop @jessinchaos.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
We are watching The Beach and what I’ve taken away from this is I need to never go to an isolated tropical island and also we need more iMacs with colorful cases.
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Fated Mates @fatedmates.net · 25/09/2026
Jessa Kane books are $1. Starter Level fatedmates.net/episodes/202... Two Ps, One V Level fatedmates.net/episodes/202... Daddy Level fatedmates.net/episodes/202... Voyeur Level fatedmates.net/episodes/202... Big Man Level fatedmates.net/episodes/202... Bad Man Level fatedmates.net/episodes/202...
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Jessa Kane New Year's Eve Extravaganza — Fated Mates: Romance Books for Novel People
We’re talking priests and daddy kink, mafia hitmen, billionaires, husky heroes, stepbrothers and what Joanna Shape refers to as the Kane-Trope-Wheel.
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John Scalzi @scalzi.com · 25/09/2026
People perennially underestimate the romance genre.
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Keith Edwards @kedwards.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
It's cool and awesome that every century or so we have to relearn the hard lessons about why we invented government because some dumb motherfuckers forget that the cornerstone of Civilization is a thousand boring little bureaucrats doing their job, not Great Men Being Violent.
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Micah @rincewind.run · 25/09/2026
nathan fielder: clearly some sort of demented genius, extremely not for me
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Walk into the woods and never stop @jessinchaos.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Oh man I fucking love Slow Horses
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medicare for all @ypkyp.com · 22/09/2026
CivicTide AI liked your post.
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A Tea Walks Home Alone at Night @teaberryblue.net · 02/09/2026
ONLY LOSERS ABANDON TRANS FOLKS
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Travandboo @travandboo.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Her website is crashing from donations. If that isn’t the most beautiful thing, I don’t know.
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Walk into the woods and never stop @jessinchaos.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Sometimes I hit the right mix of intoxicants that means my beloved husband gets a straight shot into my weird nonsense (I ts been 25 years he knows). Tonight: listening to Brandi Carlile sing A Case of You with Joni Mitchell multiple times.
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Walk into the woods and never stop @jessinchaos.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Erica has been covering this guy’s nonsense since last year and I’m thrilled her work is being noticed
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Walk into the woods and never stop @jessinchaos.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
I’m 20 minutes into Masters of the Universe which was apparently designed to be part of a sick day double feature with Thor Ragnarok
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Kari Dru @karidru.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
I wrote lots today, then read several nonfiction chapters which left my brain somewhat less useful than it was this morning. So I turned to youtube for lighter activity. Just once I want someone taking all of modern society to task for reading bad books to come for Patterson instead of Romantasy.
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Walk into the woods and never stop @jessinchaos.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Tonight I offhandedly mentioned to my 12yo that people swear at me at work. His face was APPALLED, that kid was ready to fight the entire county.
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Walk into the woods and never stop @jessinchaos.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Time to go down to Renton and enjoy the rapturous Belgium fans
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Walk into the woods and never stop @jessinchaos.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
We have never watched a soccer game in our lives until today but as lifelong Seattle sports fans/observers we were born and raised on this disappointment
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Timcy @timcy.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Thought I lost this text from my wife.
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Max Berger @maxberger.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
That’s what happens when you get rid of the department of defense
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Walk into the woods and never stop @jessinchaos.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
Man I hate being right ten years in the future and trans rights are human rights, you are loved and important.
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Maggie Tokuda-Hall @maggietokudahall.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
trans rights are human rights and anyone who tells you otherwise is a stone cold bigot fuck SCOTUS and kavanaugh specifically
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Katelyn Burns @katelynburns.com · 30/06/2026
if you're trans, you have to live. one day you can live to see these guys all die.
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
Trans rights are human rights always and forever.
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Ken Klippenstein @kenklippenstein.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
An American just got sentenced to 30 years in federal prison for moving “Antifa” zines and there’s about 1000x as much media coverage of Trump’s reflecting pool 👍
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The labor librarian @laborlibrarian.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
This is a devastating, disappointing, and enraging decision by @nypl.bsky.social leadership.
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talia jane @taliajane.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
ICE/Geo drove into a demonstrator today.
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Walk into the woods and never stop @jessinchaos.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
I loved Jane Yolen’s Pit Dragon books but her Great Alta books changed my life (made me want to join a women-only Hame and learn archery)
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damniel spookradski @self.agency · 11/06/2026
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the cover of how do dinosaurs say goodbye by jane yolen
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Claire Willett @clairewillett.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
rest well, Jane Yolen, our dragon mom who raised us
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depths of wikipedia @depthsofwikipedia.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
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Walk into the woods and never stop @jessinchaos.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
I just hung my head out the car window to yell at a bunny that just hopped into the middle of the road and stared at oncoming cars. It moved but Christ they’re dumb. (I’m a passenger)
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Walk into the woods and never stop @jessinchaos.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
Me at 7:15am on my way to work: tonight I’m going to hang some photos and paint my toenails and watch a movie Me at 7:15pm after work: I am going to lay on the bed and read Dungeon Crawler Carl until I fall asleep while the sun is still up.
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Walk into the woods and never stop @jessinchaos.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
I love central Washington, I think it’s one of the most beautiful places I’ve ever been but this 20mph sustained wind shit is nonsense.
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Walk into the woods and never stop @jessinchaos.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
There is something unnerving about my child being taller than my husband and I. Yeah, it’s genetics coming out (our brothers are all over six feet) but like, WHY is it so weird? He’s 14! He’s a beanpole!
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Congressional Equality Caucus @equality.house.gov · 20/05/2026
Republicans just passed a Don't Say Trans bill that would also require schools to out trans students in certain situations, even if doing so would put them in physical danger. Every student deserves to feel safe in school & see themselves reflected in school curricula.
Equality Caucus rips passage of Republicans' Don't Say Trans & Forced Outing Bill. IMAGE: U.S. Capitol.“Republicans claim to be the party of small government, but they have no problem bringing the full force of the federal government down against children. The GOP thinks they can legislate transgender people out of existence with this inhumane Don’t Say Trans bill, but all they’re doing is making life worse for a small minority of already-vulnerable children. I spent 24 years as an educator where I worked with hundreds of high school students and their parents. Most children go to their parents when they need help or are struggling—including transgender children—but not all parents are accepting. The forced outing provision of this bill puts teachers in an impossible situation by requiring them to out trans kids to their parents in certain situations—even if the teacher knows the student will likely face physical abuse. Students like these are who Republicans want to put in immediate physical danger with this bill.” Rep. Mark Takano, Chair of the Congressional Equality Caucus
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MadGreek 🧿 @madgreek2024.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
Protesters staged noise demo through the rich Seattle neighborhood of #Laurelhurst that lobbied against noisy helicopters flying sick and injured kids over their mansions to Children's Hospital. 🤪 It got a bit noisy.
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Aaron Radney COMMISSIONS OPEN (3/7 slots left) @aaronradney.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
When they first started attacking the VRA back in 2013 very few people in my space seemed to pay any attention. Supposed many were mum and supposed allies acted like it wasn't a big deal. Meanwhile Black folks tried to warn people and were ignored. Now we're on the verge of a return to Jim Crow.
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Walk into the woods and never stop @jessinchaos.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
I have a meeting room full of kids and a thunderstorm is moving in, it’s about to get panicky.
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wesley b @wesburt.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
the irony of having a one-on-one HR layoff meeting in the conference room with my Loki mural on it
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molly conger @socialistdogmom.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
he showed up to a mostly empty auditorium, got heckled by anti war protesters opposing the war he just humiliatingly failed to negotiate an end to, erika kirk stood him up, and he tried to explain catholicism to the pope. the only way he could’ve had a worse time is if he pissed his pants up there.
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Walk into the woods and never stop @jessinchaos.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
In new depths of completely unoriginal I am recalling how I spent my early 20s wandering around Issaquah while listening to Modest Mouse, like I’m sure a bunch of other moody kids did.
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Walk into the woods and never stop @jessinchaos.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
A movie couple that would definitely have a podcast
Randall and Dante from Clerks
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Elizabeth Cronise McLaughlin @ecmclaughlin.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
TWENTY-THREE WOMEN AND COUNTING. Eric Swalwell must resign.
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