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Jessica Votaw

@jessicavotaw.bsky.social
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Jessica Votaw @jessicavotaw.bsky.social · 11m
Hey fellow mature nerds. Wanna feel like a fossil? I've got an afternoon date idea for you. Gotta catch 'em all 🫠
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Nic McConnell @mcconnell.bsky.social · 6h
Happy Castlevania: Belmont’s Curse day
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Nintendo Life @nintendolife.com · 13h
Round Up: The Reviews For Castlevania: Belmont's Curse Are In
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Round Up: The Reviews For Castlevania: Belmont's Curse Are In
Here's what the critics think
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Phil Theobald @whimsicalphil.bsky.social · 20h
My favorite Mold-A-Rama!
The green alligator Mold-A-Rama.
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Jessica Votaw @jessicavotaw.bsky.social · 21h
Anybody can Build-A-Bear, but can you Mold-A-Rama
Holding my freshly molded green plastic alligator Mold-A-Rama toy in front of the Mold-A-Rama machine in the Chicago Field Museum
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Jessica Votaw @jessicavotaw.bsky.social · 23h
Today's breakfast
Two eggs over easy and a plate of gluten free waffles
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Jessica Votaw @jessicavotaw.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
HEALTHY BREAKFAST
Greek salad breakfast bowl with hummus and pita chips
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Jessica Votaw @jessicavotaw.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
🇨🇦
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Jessica Votaw @jessicavotaw.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Today's breakfast x2
Two servings of chilaquiles with chorizo, topped with eggs over easy, guacamole, and sour cream and two coffees and an ice water
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Jessica Votaw @jessicavotaw.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Today's breakfast
A bowl of fruit and a gluten free waffle sandwich with egg, cheese, and turkey bacon with my husband's coffee in the foreground
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Jessica Votaw @jessicavotaw.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Today's breakfast
Open-faced gluten free bagel sandwich with hash brown patties and scrambled eggs with Louisiana hot sauce
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Jessica Votaw @jessicavotaw.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Still too expensive
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Little Free Library @littlefreelibrary.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
You misunderstand 😅
A Twitter exchange where one friend asks for book recommendations and the other warns about a book that emotionally scarred them, implying it's worth reading.
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Jessica Votaw @jessicavotaw.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Today's breakfast, and Jeane definitely not mad we didn't give her a piece of ham
Gluten free bagel sandwich with ham and egg on a plate next to a small mug of black decaf coffeeBlack cat with her back to us looking over her shoulder as if she has been scorned
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spooky scary renegade cut @renegadecut.com · 03/10/2026
"we can't make video games without AI" only makes sense if you think video games were invented about three years ago. anyway, here's doom played on an old calculator powered by potatoes
two hands holding a ti 84 calculator next to some potatoes with wires coming out of them
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Jessica Votaw @jessicavotaw.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Still have my launch day console hooked up to a CRT. Works great. The controllers on the other hand 🥸
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IGN @ign.com · 28/09/2026
A 78-year-old grandmother now holds a world record for Fortnite streaming. bit.ly/3VCTKDM
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Jessica Votaw @jessicavotaw.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Today's breakfast
Jumbo shrimp over grits
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Josh Gondelman @joshgondelman.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
"Nor'easter" has got to be the black sheep of the contraction family. Doesn't even save a syllable.
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Jessica Votaw @jessicavotaw.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I have this annoying habit of saying "Spirit of Halloween" when I know that's not correct, as I've been corrected dozens of times. I'll be damned if this isn't like a severe Mandela effect for me, though. Does anyone else do this?
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BancyCo @bancy.co · 23/09/2026
Ben was on the @p1podcast.com this weekend to discuss physical games, the #indiegames business, and reactions to Wolverine. Watch/listen and wonder where in that office he keeps his shameful anime figures!? 🤔 #gaming www.youtube.com/watch?v=mc0y...
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Player One Podcast #1034: Follow the Fart Trails
YouTube video by Player One Podcast
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Jessica Votaw @jessicavotaw.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
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Jeff Goldblum Shirtless and Distressed
Alt: Jeff Goldblum shirtless and distressed in Jurassic Park
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Jessica Votaw @jessicavotaw.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Came home to my husband making chicken and the cat doing this
Black cat laying on her back with her paws up, staring blankly off into the distance
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CaffieneKitty @caffienekitty.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
🎶eeeeeverythiiiiing is buuuuulllshiiiiiit🎶
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Jessica Votaw @jessicavotaw.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Absolutely LOVE this game 👇
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BancyCo @bancy.co · 10/09/2026
Today, our sci-fi adventure game Alone With You launches on mobile! 🙌 🥳 Get it FREE until Sep. 17 on the Epic Games Store mobile app! go.bancy.co/AWY-Epic 📱 App Store: go.bancy.co/AWY-iOS 📳 Google Play Store: go.bancy.co/AWY-Android #indiegame #gamedev #gaming
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Jessica Votaw @jessicavotaw.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
6-7
Purple train station sign with an arrow pointing to Tracks 6-7
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Jessica Votaw @jessicavotaw.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Respect.
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Mainer 📎 @mainelife.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
The Grammar Police have spotted a felony.
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Jessica Votaw @jessicavotaw.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
I will continue playing every version of this game until my final breath.
Screenshot from Xenoblade Chronicles 2 - Nintendo Switch 2 Edition depicting Pyra, Rex, Nia, Tora, and Poppi all overlooking Gormott as Pyra says "We're back here..."
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sewart @sewart.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Thank you so much for joining me! We'd love to have you back sometime (your cat is invited, too).
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Carli Boo-locci 👻 @carlivelocci.com · 10/08/2026
This was a ton of fun to record. Loved talking with @sewart.bsky.social about games media, GTA 6 being the end of an era for games, and (unwillingly) showing off my cat's butthole. Thanks for having me on!
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Player One Podcast @p1podcast.com · 10/08/2026
Episode 1028 with guest @carlivelocci.com is up now in your podcast client of choice or also here: www.playeronepodcast.com/1028
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1028: Usually Butt First
This week! With CJ out, Greg welcomes games journalist Carli Velocci for a conversation that runs from GTA 6's baffling Netflix reveal to climbing console prices, the upheaval in games media, and whet...
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Carli Boo-locci 👻 @carlivelocci.com · 09/08/2026
This is happening TONIGHT. Some of the questions here already amazing, so drop some of you have 'em!
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Player One Podcast @p1podcast.com · 09/08/2026
It's podcast daaaay! Tonight at 5:30 Pacific, Greg welcomes guest @carlivelocci.com! Send us a question for the show by replying to this post, then join us for the recording.
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Mario Jumps in Super Smash Bros. Ultimate
ALT: Mario Jumps in Super Smash Bros. Ultimate
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Jessica Votaw @jessicavotaw.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Clearing out my photos and came across this unsettling saved item
A gray rock painted with a yellow sun motif on it that has circular eyes and open mouth atop a red table with a wooden lamp stand bolted down behind it
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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
asking my husband to name the pokémon in pokopia
squirtle- tortellini
bulbasaur- brussels sprout 
charmander- felipe
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Jessica Votaw @jessicavotaw.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
We believe in you, Sandfall
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Jessica Votaw @jessicavotaw.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
This is from ONE ONION.
Cutting board with an extremely large pile of chopped onion, a single lime is next to it for scale
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Jessica Votaw @jessicavotaw.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
Not using Kirby as a mascot is a real misstep
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Blue Heron Farm @blueheronfarm.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
I don't know, man. But I think it would be worth the extra characters in the headline to say cartons of eggs. The cartons are not the problem here.
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Jessica Votaw @jessicavotaw.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
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Man Screaming Excitedly with Hands Up
Alt: Excited screaming man meme
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Nintendo Life @nintendolife.com · 23/07/2026
Xenoblade Chronicles 2 Has Been Updated To Version 3.0.0. (Repost)
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Xenoblade Chronicles 2 Has Been Updated To Version 3.0.0
The Switch 2 Edition arrives next week
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Wario64 @wario64.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Xenoblade Chronicles 2 - Switch 2 Edition overview trailer www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jeq1... -4K/60FPS TV Mode -1080p/60FPS Handheld -new Pyra & Mythra outfit designs -Merc Assault mode -New Blade MOMO
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Jessica Votaw @jessicavotaw.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
YES PLEASE AND THANK YOU
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Jessica Votaw @jessicavotaw.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Of all the times to be craving a chopped salad... 🥴
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Albumism @albumism.com · 20/07/2026
Remembering Chester Bennington today on the 9th anniversary of his passing (July 20, 2017) | Explore the Linkin Park frontman's musical legacy (including audio & video highlights) here: album.ink/CBenningtonRIP
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Good Trailcams @goodtrailcams.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
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Jessica Votaw @jessicavotaw.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Apple Jacks is literally my favorite cereal of all time, and I'm just now learning a DONUT version exists?? DON'T TEMPT ME, KELLOGG'S
Me holding a box of Family Size Apple Jacks Glazed Donut Holes cereal, there is an anthropomorphic cinnamon stick and apple looking joyously at a bowl of the cereal on the box and there are several boxes on the shelf behind and below
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Jessica Votaw @jessicavotaw.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
It's Saturday - post a cartoon TV series you love
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Dance Dancing
Alt: Brendon Small dancing in Home Movies
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