dr peppermint patty @jessespector.com · 4hthis was it. this was when that happened. this was when a guy who had previously followed the derek jeter manual for never having a personality decided, you know what, fuck all that, i gotta throw in with diaper man 070
dr peppermint patty @jessespector.com · 4hhe was looking at a framed photograph of the time he welcomed his favorite president into the yankees clubhouse and shook hands with him and yukked it up? and then he started jerking off about it and missed the intros? think that’s what happened 190
dr peppermint patty @jessespector.com · 29/09/2026this is so important. i’m going to show my kids. if somebody asks you if you went to an atlanta hawks game, this is how you answer 050
dr peppermint patty @jessespector.com · 29/09/2026new video: after his defense led texas past ohio state and tennessee, will muschamp is being talked about for possible head coaching openings at nc state and western. we look at what might be next for “champy” 010
dr peppermint patty @jessespector.com · 29/09/2026still buzzing from the best football of the weekend 110
dr peppermint patty @jessespector.com · 29/09/2026does ken stabler say “neon deion sanders” in this clip 010
dr peppermint patty @jessespector.com · 29/09/2026exasperated dad and bored teenage son visit chicago 116637
dr peppermint patty @jessespector.com · 29/09/2026he’s 38 and i do believe this is the face any bluesky user would make before being put at quarterback on monday night football 12643108
dr peppermint patty @jessespector.com · 28/09/2026and i’ll say this: if someone encourages you to root for the jets, they’re not your friend. they’re an addict and they want to get you hooked on jets too. there’s a reason they used these colors, man. just say no to jets 040
dr peppermint patty @jessespector.com · 28/09/2026i didn’t think the cleveland song was THAT bad 0120
dr peppermint patty @jessespector.com · 28/09/2026here’s ken stabler on a 1989 cbs broadcast saying “neon deion sanders” 051
dr peppermint patty @jessespector.com · 28/09/2026oh shit, that was a different wedding. stephanie? 010
dr peppermint patty @jessespector.com · 27/09/2026this reads like he’s gotta go pick up his engine at the lost & found 030
dr peppermint patty @jessespector.com · 27/09/2026well, that’s me read for filth, here’s an image from a 1960s commercial for tires 000