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dr peppermint patty

@jessespector.com
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the same great posts you* love**, now 50% less gender conforming *i **my mileage may vary aka stim possible aka ass worthtappen aka static klinger aka floptimus prime

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dr peppermint patty @jessespector.com · 4h
rested and ready
jamie moyer
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dr peppermint patty @jessespector.com · 4h
this was it. this was when that happened. this was when a guy who had previously followed the derek jeter manual for never having a personality decided, you know what, fuck all that, i gotta throw in with diaper man
dickheads
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dr peppermint patty @jessespector.com · 4h
he was looking at a framed photograph of the time he welcomed his favorite president into the yankees clubhouse and shook hands with him and yukked it up? and then he started jerking off about it and missed the intros? think that’s what happened
Here's why Judge wasn't on the field for intros before Game 1
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dr peppermint patty @jessespector.com · 7h
the fox world cup studio non-lalaes
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dr peppermint patty @jessespector.com · 30/09/2026
oh yeah?
Stearns hopes to build upon
'really encouraging signs' as he looks ahead to '27grover cleveland service area exit sign
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dr peppermint patty @jessespector.com · 29/09/2026
don mattingly

totally exonerated
no wrongdoing
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dr peppermint patty @jessespector.com · 29/09/2026
this is so important. i’m going to show my kids. if somebody asks you if you went to an atlanta hawks game, this is how you answer
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dr peppermint patty @jessespector.com · 29/09/2026
alan ruck
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dr peppermint patty @jessespector.com · 29/09/2026
new video: after his defense led texas past ohio state and tennessee, will muschamp is being talked about for possible head coaching openings at nc state and western. we look at what might be next for “champy”
will muschamp with bushy bill and the nc state wolf and the words HOT COMMODITY in a sloppy fake youtube thumbnail i made
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dr peppermint patty @jessespector.com · 29/09/2026
when wharfie time hit with four minutes left
not until the fat lady sings - will smith, id4
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dr peppermint patty @jessespector.com · 29/09/2026
still buzzing from the best football of the weekend
pre- and post-wharfie time stats in the grand final
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dr peppermint patty @jessespector.com · 29/09/2026
go birds
derek zoolander
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dr peppermint patty @jessespector.com · 29/09/2026
many are saying
we went on a family trip to boston in seventh grade. my dad stood on the street behind the green monster and bowed to it chanting “bucky! bucky! bucky!”
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dr peppermint patty @jessespector.com · 29/09/2026
the reviews are in
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dr peppermint patty @jessespector.com · 29/09/2026
that’s right, phone. we move. go birds
Sports
Eagles vs Bears
Ended Yesterday
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dr peppermint patty @jessespector.com · 29/09/2026
that’s the chicago way
sean connery in the untouchables
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dr peppermint patty @jessespector.com · 29/09/2026
there were other signs along the way
How Aaron Boone has accepted need for fan-angering decisions
Apr 10, 2026 - Aaron Boone appreciates that Eagles coach Nick Sirianni makes decisions based on knowledge NFL fans like Boone do not have.
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dr peppermint patty @jessespector.com · 29/09/2026
this is where it all went wrong
lifesurge philadelphia
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dr peppermint patty @jessespector.com · 29/09/2026
krusty , droopy cig
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dr peppermint patty @jessespector.com · 29/09/2026
when guinness is on special
aye laddie
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dr peppermint patty @jessespector.com · 29/09/2026
does ken stabler say “neon deion sanders” in this clip
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dr peppermint patty @jessespector.com · 29/09/2026
exasperated dad and bored teenage son visit chicago
case keenum, caleb williams, the bean
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dr peppermint patty @jessespector.com · 29/09/2026
she doesn’t even go here
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dr peppermint patty @jessespector.com · 29/09/2026
he’s 38 and i do believe this is the face any bluesky user would make before being put at quarterback on monday night football
oh god i’m old
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dr peppermint patty @jessespector.com · 28/09/2026
and i’ll say this: if someone encourages you to root for the jets, they’re not your friend. they’re an addict and they want to get you hooked on jets too. there’s a reason they used these colors, man. just say no to jets
1980s just say no logo was jets colors. also pictured with the logo, behind a microphone, is a legend of the blowjob game
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dr peppermint patty @jessespector.com · 28/09/2026
bluesky: are you staying hydrated?
alf pausa de hidratación
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dr peppermint patty @jessespector.com · 28/09/2026
go birds and this week, go phils
mets/phillies fuck atlanta handshake
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dr peppermint patty @jessespector.com · 28/09/2026
i didn’t think the cleveland song was THAT bad
my post has taylor swift vma coverage next to TERROR PLOT VS US
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dr peppermint patty @jessespector.com · 28/09/2026
no! no!!
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dr peppermint patty @jessespector.com · 28/09/2026
here’s ken stabler on a 1989 cbs broadcast saying “neon deion sanders”
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dr peppermint patty @jessespector.com · 28/09/2026
logging on for my posts
sensible chuckle
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dr peppermint patty @jessespector.com · 28/09/2026
more like the jfc south

South



WL T Pct Dif


Carolina



120 .333 +6


New Orleans

120

.333
-2

Atlanta

120

.333 -17


Tampa Bay



0 3 0 .000 -17
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dr peppermint patty @jessespector.com · 28/09/2026
barry bonds quote bubble
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dr peppermint patty @jessespector.com · 28/09/2026
sports app
FUCK DALLAS
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dr peppermint patty @jessespector.com · 28/09/2026
oh shit, that was a different wedding. stephanie?
dak
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dr peppermint patty @jessespector.com · 28/09/2026
wait. no. stan?
dak
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dr peppermint patty @jessespector.com · 28/09/2026
i think it was steve?
dak
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dr peppermint patty @jessespector.com · 28/09/2026
kick out of bounds
ass
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dr peppermint patty @jessespector.com · 27/09/2026
this reads like he’s gotta go pick up his engine at the lost & found
LAP 115
Caution: Noah Gragson loses an engine and does a half spin in turn 2 while running 20th
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dr peppermint patty @jessespector.com · 27/09/2026
for the community
LA TOPPERS
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dr peppermint patty @jessespector.com · 27/09/2026
well, that’s me read for filth, here’s an image from a 1960s commercial for tires
black and white horror-looking image of a blurry woman in a phone booth in the dark. in white, the words

WHEN
THERE’S
NO MAN
AROUND
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dr peppermint patty @jessespector.com · 27/09/2026
“studied history at university”
he not from here
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dr peppermint patty @jessespector.com · 27/09/2026
since the nba is now involved…
colts and bills with some dallas mavericks in their one-night-only silver uniforms
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dr peppermint patty @jessespector.com · 27/09/2026
yeah
a’s ass hat
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dr peppermint patty @jessespector.com · 27/09/2026
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dr peppermint patty @jessespector.com · 27/09/2026
9 is usually enough to beat a spider
richmond beat furman by “the good score”
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dr peppermint patty @jessespector.com · 27/09/2026
mouth war mon > dart
31-28
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dr peppermint patty @jessespector.com · 27/09/2026
be gay. do crimes. the chicago white sox
the hawk wants you
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dr peppermint patty @jessespector.com · 27/09/2026
oh boy
nc state has blown a two-td lead in the first 5:19 of the first quarter, at home, to app state
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dr peppermint patty @jessespector.com · 27/09/2026
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