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dr peppermint patty

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dr peppermint patty @jessespector.com · 2h
the 2004 alcs killed baseball. in this essay, i will…
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dr peppermint patty @jessespector.com · 2h
the fox world cup studio non-lalaes
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dr peppermint patty @jessespector.com · 2h
the thing about yankees-red sox in the playoffs is it used to only happen when both teams were good. it’s way less interesting when one is ass
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dr peppermint patty @jessespector.com · 2h
their coverage of baseball is crap, nascar is irredeemable, college football is meh, and they have maybe two okay nfl booths?
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dr peppermint patty @jessespector.com · 2h
i can’t think of a sport fox does well at this point tbh
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dr peppermint patty @jessespector.com · 20h
bill belichick, mumbling, when you ask him how the chili cook-off went
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dr peppermint patty @jessespector.com · 2h
watching ted cruz eat bbq:
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dr peppermint patty @jessespector.com · 2h
the politician?
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dr peppermint patty @jessespector.com · 8h
better that than spurs, at least there’s realism about who they are
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dr peppermint patty @jessespector.com · 8h
THWAP
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dr peppermint patty @jessespector.com · 8h
so did he get the mcmuffin?
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dr peppermint patty @jessespector.com · 9h
don’t care. get in the toaster
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dr peppermint patty @jessespector.com · 9h
heh heh it’s by dick polman
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dr peppermint patty @jessespector.com · 9h
it is the morning of september 30. the vancouver canucks have more wins than the houston texans
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dr peppermint patty @jessespector.com · 17h
david stearns: who’s a stupid useless sack of shit now? me: still you, david stearns
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dr peppermint patty @jessespector.com · 17h
phillies: start bad, fire manager, scramble to playoffs, get embarrassed by atlanta red sox: start bad, fire manager. scramble to playoffs, get embarrassed by the yankees mets: start bad, fire manager, stay bad, get to see the liberty beat the snot out of the lynx
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dr peppermint patty @jessespector.com · 17h
you’ll be hearing from my attorney
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dr peppermint patty @jessespector.com · 17h
really depends which word you emphasize too
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dr peppermint patty @jessespector.com · 18h
i was told the minnesota lynx were good
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dr peppermint patty @jessespector.com · 18h
do what makes you comfortable but i would prefer to die than have a headline not just saying that i wear a diaper but saying that i say i wear a diaper
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dr peppermint patty @jessespector.com · 18h
oh yeah?
Stearns hopes to build upon
'really encouraging signs' as he looks ahead to '27grover cleveland service area exit sign
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dr peppermint patty @jessespector.com · 20h
bill belichick, mumbling, when you ask him how the chili cook-off went
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dr peppermint patty @jessespector.com · 20h
every basketball team in the state can go fuck itself except those kids who got hosed by the refs against hickory high
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dr peppermint patty @jessespector.com · 20h
well the astros are back under .500
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dr peppermint patty @jessespector.com · 22h
every time i come back from the kitchen the white sox have scored again
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dr peppermint patty @jessespector.com · 23h
TETANUS! GET OFF THAT RUSTY SWING SET
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dr peppermint patty @jessespector.com · 23h
something to monitor during these mlb playoffs: earlier this year the new york knicks won the nba finals, adding to their nba cup to become the first double champions in nba history
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dr peppermint patty @jessespector.com · 23h
tommy invite him to your fantasy football league
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dr peppermint patty @jessespector.com · 23h
he’s still there in the bullpen at dodger stadium, atlanta can use him next round
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dr peppermint patty @jessespector.com · 29/09/2026
you’re allowed to cry watching wrestling. they can’t stop you
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dr peppermint patty @jessespector.com · 29/09/2026
mordecai brown: three fingers and TWO BIG FAT L’S
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dr peppermint patty @jessespector.com · 29/09/2026
good point
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dr peppermint patty @jessespector.com · 29/09/2026
we get it down to every team is owned by stan kroenke or josh harris, and then we throw them in an active volcano and municipalize pro sports
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dr peppermint patty @jessespector.com · 29/09/2026
don mattingly

totally exonerated
no wrongdoing
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dr peppermint patty @jessespector.com · 29/09/2026
the phillies can win this series if howie has the courage
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dr peppermint patty @jessespector.com · 29/09/2026
hate to see atlanta get a big dramatic win like that but also love to see the phillies choke like chokey chokers
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dr peppermint patty @jessespector.com · 29/09/2026
matt vaglesias or whatever
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dr peppermint patty @jessespector.com · 29/09/2026
no the football team in the city has to fire its coach. that’s the rule
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dr peppermint patty @jessespector.com · 29/09/2026
why do we keep getting subjected, across networks, to matty v
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dr peppermint patty @jessespector.com · 29/09/2026
phillies should of signed kimbrel
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dr peppermint patty @jessespector.com · 29/09/2026
this is so important. i’m going to show my kids. if somebody asks you if you went to an atlanta hawks game, this is how you answer
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dr peppermint patty @jessespector.com · 29/09/2026
look at noted left-wing political hero caitlin clark over here
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dr peppermint patty @jessespector.com · 29/09/2026
chris sale
static.klipy.com
WWE Wrestlers: Suck It Gesture
Alt: WWE Wrestlers: Suck It Gesture
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dr peppermint patty @jessespector.com · 29/09/2026
reaching unprecedented levels of not knowing ball
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dr peppermint patty @jessespector.com · 29/09/2026
this has been my take for years! it’s so easy
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dr peppermint patty @jessespector.com · 29/09/2026
interesting call to advertise a body razor by depicting a creepy man shaving his pubes in a living room
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dr peppermint patty @jessespector.com · 29/09/2026
there’s no way to do the chop and not look like an asshole but then there are ways to do it and look like a super asshole
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dr peppermint patty @jessespector.com · 29/09/2026
bryce harper and nick sirianni have the same dumbass expression and the same capacity to say a sentence that you can’t respond to without first taking a deep sigh
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dr peppermint patty @jessespector.com · 29/09/2026
stephen a: you KNOW how i feel about human sacrifice… BUT! dr. rick needs to go IN THE TOASTER
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dr peppermint patty @jessespector.com · 29/09/2026
“dog park”
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