Jesse Berney, LGPC @jesseberney.com · 1happarently in law school it means they call on a person specifically to ask a question (at least that's how two lawyers described it to me), and in therapy it's about examining negative thoughts to disprove them 110
Jesse Berney, LGPC @jesseberney.com · 2hTangential, but this reminds me that yesterday I learned that Socratic questioning means two very different things in therapy and law school. 110
Jesse Berney, LGPC @jesseberney.com · 6hMr. Trump, I am so sorry to report that Ken Paxton has disrespected you so hugely, you should definitely go on television and tell Texans not to vote for him after what he said about younytimes.comKen Paxton, G.O.P. Nominee in Texas, Privately Said Trump’s Convention Hurt Him (Gift Article)Ken Paxton, one of the party’s top Senate candidates and a Trump loyalist, said that “everybody’s numbers dropped” after the event, according to audio obtained by The Times. 041
Jesse Berney, LGPC @jesseberney.com · 17hThe way that dude sat down when she walked towards him is HILARIOUS 1510
Jesse Berney, LGPC @jesseberney.com · 18hYou all think you're so smart but none of you have asked if Bill Ayers or Rev. Wright were at that Terps/Hawkeyes game 020
Reposted by Jesse Berney, LGPCJesse Berney, LGPC @jesseberney.com · 23hGROUP OF FOURTH GRADERS AT THE BOTTOM OF A PIT WITH SPIKES THROUGH THEIR BODIES: [death gurgles] AI BOT: You're right, that's on me. I apologize, and I'll do better in the future so this doesn't happen again. 042
Jesse Berney, LGPC @jesseberney.com · 21hI bet the companies that capitulated on Gulf of America don't bother with "SI" because it's something they care about. 010
Jesse Berney, LGPC @jesseberney.com · 23hcaitlin clark complaining to the refs somewhere that sen schmidt didn't get called for a foul 031
Jesse Berney, LGPC @jesseberney.com · 23hGROUP OF FOURTH GRADERS AT THE BOTTOM OF A PIT WITH SPIKES THROUGH THEIR BODIES: [death gurgles] AI BOT: You're right, that's on me. I apologize, and I'll do better in the future so this doesn't happen again. 042
Jesse Berney, LGPC @jesseberney.com · 29/09/2026"we follow the law" being rule number FOUR is pretty spot-on 000
Jesse Berney, LGPC @jesseberney.com · 25/09/2026It's funny to see TikTok discourse make it into bluesky a week later. It's like when your parents start using slang, ruining it. 110
Jesse Berney, LGPC @jesseberney.com · 25/09/2026You probably think this is about something important like Gaza or immigration but nope it's about pool lockers. 020
Jesse Berney, LGPC @jesseberney.com · 25/09/2026If people could try not to be completely selfish for three fuckin seconds that would be great 150
Jesse Berney, LGPC @jesseberney.com · 25/09/2026What's amazing* about this whole White House press saga is that exactly no one is reconsidering whether or not they should maybe completely change the way they cover the White House as a result. *yeah I know, don't be a smart ass. 030
Jesse Berney, LGPC @jesseberney.com · 23/09/2026He did, however, rename Super Intelligence to Mega Ultra Intelligence, so props for that. 000
Jesse Berney, LGPC @jesseberney.com · 23/09/2026EMBARRASSING: Iran's president doesn't even mention the hotness of his country in United Nations speech 150
Jesse Berney, LGPC @jesseberney.com · 23/09/2026Gives me more time to watch AI-generated vertical werewolf dramas 1241
Jesse Berney, LGPC @jesseberney.com · 23/09/2026Absolutely hideous capitulation. Our country's institutions have failed the test of the past two years so completely.nytimes.comHospitals Shut Youth Gender Clinics in Deal with Trump Administration (Gift Article)At least six hospitals have struck agreements with the Trump administration to pay fines and stop providing gender-transition treatments to minors. 030
Jesse Berney, LGPC @jesseberney.com · 22/09/2026"also can I patent the Pipe It" is the funniest thing I've ever read 1170
Jesse Berney, LGPC @jesseberney.com · 22/09/2026humanity would be extinct in a week (complimentary) 020
Jesse Berney, LGPC @jesseberney.com · 22/09/2026this article literally has Perri-Air from spaceballs 000
Jesse Berney, LGPC @jesseberney.com · 22/09/2026@wonkette.bsky.social I always know my skeets have really crossed the line when you're the only like I get 100
Jesse Berney, LGPC @jesseberney.com · 22/09/2026It would be pretty funny if Susan Collins died in prison. 291
Jesse Berney, LGPC @jesseberney.com · 22/09/2026I want to hang this video on a museum wall and call it "Priorities" 1175
Jesse Berney, LGPC @jesseberney.com · 22/09/2026only super intelligence can understand the value of my swole apes, thank u mr trump for helping me pay off the back rent I owe my mom 000
Jesse Berney, LGPC @jesseberney.com · 22/09/2026but mr president I do have one suggestion what if you call it super duper intelligence it's one level better 170
Jesse Berney, LGPC @jesseberney.com · 22/09/2026thank u president trump for renaming artificial intelligence to super intelligence u have truly made america great 391
Jesse Berney, LGPC @jesseberney.com · 22/09/2026Guys I think we should just let him be president forever. I know the world will burn, but shit like this is just too funny. 130
Jesse Berney, LGPC @jesseberney.com · 22/09/2026And like, yeah, obviously Rufo is just a racist but can we also point out that "colorblind equality" is actually a racist position in the world we live in? Systematic inequality exists! Colorblindness is a way of willfully ignoring that. It's the Ed Sheeran of racism. 0120
Reposted by Jesse Berney, LGPCColin Dickey @colindickey.com · 21/09/2026Absolutely wild to me that we’re all just going around pretending that 2020 never happened, that it didn’t deeply traumatize millions of people, that they aren’t acting out their repressed trauma on a daily basis, or that the signs of all of these things aren’t staring us in the face every day. 34214
Jesse Berney, LGPC @jesseberney.com · 21/09/2026This fucking sucks. Marcy Kaptur sucks. Honestly fuck Democrats who do this. 071
Jesse Berney, LGPC @jesseberney.com · 20/09/2026Thank you for my congressional medal of honor for this skeet 030
Jesse Berney, LGPC @jesseberney.com · 20/09/2026At the strong request of the United States Military, and for National Security purposes, I will be spending some time in the bathroom this morning. 130
Jesse Berney, LGPC @jesseberney.com · 19/09/2026Like, I know they're not going to go back on off-the-record agreements, but they should definitely use those to report out stories of shit they know is going down. You've got stories. Use them. 1483
Jesse Berney, LGPC @jesseberney.com · 19/09/2026Fuck that's so embarrassing. My skeets may be bad, but at least they're my bad skeets. 050
