Jesse Lansner @jesse.lansner.com · 29/09/2026Makes me think of this set of bumper stickers I saw recently. 030
Jesse Lansner @jesse.lansner.com · 25/09/2026I’ve always been partial to “Nomadic Hut Appreciation Week” 2114
Jesse Lansner @jesse.lansner.com · 15/09/2026Update: they were from Turning Point. One older guy (who I assume was already registered to vote) was chatting with them as I passed by again. 020
Jesse Lansner @jesse.lansner.com · 15/09/2026Last year’s Rosh Hashanah cake vs this year’s. No idea what I did wrong this time, but least it still tastes good! 160
Jesse Lansner @jesse.lansner.com · 31/08/2026When the book you’re reading is definitely going to be light-hearted and cheery. 1100
Jesse Lansner @jesse.lansner.com · 28/08/2026Welcome to Bluesky. Please familiarize yourself with the following accounts to understand the range of opinions it is acceptable to express. 060
Jesse Lansner @jesse.lansner.com · 27/08/2026This one? We used it when I was a kid, then about 20 years ago switched to one that someone downloaded, and then about 10 years ago my uncle and I made our own. 230
Jesse Lansner @jesse.lansner.com · 27/08/2026Confusing Nantucket and New Bedford is not a good start to this piece. 240
Jesse Lansner @jesse.lansner.com · 25/08/2026This was a throwaway joke in season 1 of Friends, because the writers didn't even need to explain the concept 30 years ago. 040
Jesse Lansner @jesse.lansner.com · 25/08/2026Also, how do you write a whole article about people whose strength comes from their hair and not mention the most infamous haircut in modern history? 120
Jesse Lansner @jesse.lansner.com · 25/08/2026WTF????? I'm okay with Hanukkah "Advent" Calendars (though I'd prefer if they came up with a better name), but everything about this is wrong. 010
Jesse Lansner @jesse.lansner.com · 25/08/2026The part of Rochester that actually borders the lake is only Harris +20 – which isn't the least anti-Trump part of the city, but it's still pretty close. 140
Jesse Lansner @jesse.lansner.com · 21/08/2026The only way to avoid spreadsheet jobs is to go on a whaling voyage. 🐋 2294
Jesse Lansner @jesse.lansner.com · 21/08/2026C.L.R. James 🤝 Dennis in “Monty Python and the Holy Grail” Seeing the violence inherent in the system 🐋 140
Jesse Lansner @jesse.lansner.com · 19/08/2026Siri doesn’t understand the concept of “the shul I don’t go to”. 1623
Jesse Lansner @jesse.lansner.com · 19/08/2026And “The Sun Also Rises” includes the entire quote from Ecclesiastes as an epigraph. Even when the average reader was more familiar with the bible authors still didn’t expect them to know every reference. 030
Jesse Lansner @jesse.lansner.com · 06/08/2026No, the precinct itself. Source: www.nytimes.com/interactive/... 110
Jesse Lansner @jesse.lansner.com · 05/08/2026Just saw a woman try to change this sign outside a toy store because she thought it was a poll, rather than a statement about availability. 010
Jesse Lansner @jesse.lansner.com · 31/07/2026Most of the books are in the living room, divided into fiction and non-fiction. But a few important categories are in my study. 161
Jesse Lansner @jesse.lansner.com · 23/07/2026Catching up on Rakesfall, and this line dovetails nicely with all The Odyssey discourse. 👹 050
Jesse Lansner @jesse.lansner.com · 16/07/2026The rare occasion where we have worse weather than NYC! 000
Jesse Lansner @jesse.lansner.com · 15/07/2026“AI is just like cars – they both kill a lot of people” sounds more like an argument against AI (and cars), but Lucas has always been a little weird. #banCars 010
Jesse Lansner @jesse.lansner.com · 08/07/2026The rest of the article is exactly as dumb as this opening, but at least it inspired this comment. 040
Jesse Lansner @jesse.lansner.com · 08/07/2026They have replicators and warp drives and still need to do fundraising?? 030
Jesse Lansner @jesse.lansner.com · 07/07/2026“Jews who disagree with me on Israel obviously aren’t observant enough” is some JewBelong-level stupidity. 110
Jesse Lansner @jesse.lansner.com · 05/07/2026No cheating. Your last saved celebrity pic is your therapist. Do wax museums count? Because I think these three would make a good team. 060
Jesse Lansner @jesse.lansner.com · 01/07/2026The final board! (I skipped the last two days because we already had bingo, and also I was busy.) No talking to cats (is this a thing outside of “Kafka on the Shore”?) and no running (though lots of swimming), but otherwise we’ve got 23/25 squares covered! 🐾 1110
Jesse Lansner @jesse.lansner.com · 30/06/2026I guess Sam’s never spent time sitting at the bottom of a dried up well. 🐾 2110
Jesse Lansner @jesse.lansner.com · 30/06/2026Me, in every World Cup, European Cup and World Baseball Classic, up until the moment The Netherlands is knocked out. 060
Jesse Lansner @jesse.lansner.com · 28/06/2026Book 3, Chapters 28-30. Bingo! You might say that calling the dream conversation a parallel world is a stretch – or that a mere mention of the cat having formerly vanished shouldn’t count – and you’d probably be right. But we’re running out of days, so I decided on more generous interpretations. 🐾 2100
Jesse Lansner @jesse.lansner.com · 27/06/2026I almost did! (My wife is a special collections librarian, which is how I know not to use gloves when handling old books.) 110
Jesse Lansner @jesse.lansner.com · 27/06/2026Book 3, Chapters 25-27. The historical flashback chapters tend not to hit any of the other tropes, but there’s just enough of the present to get us a few more squares. 🐾 030
