Reposted by jessa🍄 @snakeroot.bsky.social · 04/10/2026That big boy, that big bitch, for all weather 461984
jessa @jessaplz.bsky.social · 04/10/2026why don't they make a useful robot that can move my laundry from the washer to the dryer??? I don't need something to write my emails, I need something to move my laundry 000
jessa @jessaplz.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Flav looks like an amazing hugger Jack Black... not so much 020
jessa @jessaplz.bsky.social · 03/10/2026contemplating s**c*de because I was forced to pay a medical bill thru a service called "paywoot" that said "woot woot" at me after submitting my payment 310
jessa @jessaplz.bsky.social · 03/10/2026the kinda mental illness that makes u pull ur pubes out in clumps 000
jessa @jessaplz.bsky.social · 03/10/2026the kinda mental illness that makes u pull ur pubes out one at a time 000
jessa @jessaplz.bsky.social · 02/10/2026my landlord calling me to ask that I vote and saying "it's really important that young people.... you're.... young.. to me.... get out and vote..." 100
Reposted by jessaBoiled Owl Leather Goods @boiledowlleather.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Im GIVING AWAY this Traveler notebook/passport wallet. To enter, follow this account + repost this post. Draw Oct 24 Included: -Traveler Wallet -Handmade 3.5x5.5" Notebook -Zebra F-701 Ballpoint Pen -Free Worldwide Shipping See next post for a video tour! boiledowlleathergoods.com/products/the... 157985
jessa @jessaplz.bsky.social · 28/09/2026one of my partner's students shrieked when they let it slip that I'm a woman... my partner turned to the student with worry.... only to find the student was FANGIRLING over our queer relationship 120
jessa @jessaplz.bsky.social · 26/09/2026been getting real worked up over how much I love my partner lately 010
Reposted by jessaJill Twiss @jilltwiss.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Men are from Mars, women eat their moons 9363
Reposted by jessaStellbound: Stellraiser II @antlervel.vet · 22/09/2026I showed you my fruiting body. Please respond 1456143
jessa @jessaplz.bsky.social · 20/09/2026I held a ferret today and I might actually get my shit together and get a proper enclosure so I can have a damn ferret I want a ferret so bad the ferret loved me and I loved him 😭😭😭 021
Reposted by jessamelissa capriglione @ HOODIE KICKSTARTER @mcapriglioneart.bsky.social · 19/09/2026📢NEW STICKER! The HISS OFF Cat Ear Hoodie is currently 69% (nice) funded with just 10 days left to fund. We are now up to 3 FREE stickers and one postcard print with EVERY physical order! Please consider backing now and sharing this post to help this fund!🩷 www.kickstarter.com/projects/mca... 16140
jessa @jessaplz.bsky.social · 19/09/2026my habit of twisting all of my piercings is a bit of a problem with my new nose piercings 000
Reposted by jessamelissa capriglione @ HOODIE KICKSTARTER @mcapriglioneart.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Good morning! There's just 13 days left to back my HISS OFF cat ear hoodie and cat ear hat project! We only have $1559 to raise to make this project a reality. Remember, the hoodies don't get made unless we fund! Fulfillment done by @whitesquirrel.com 🩷 www.kickstarter.com/projects/mca...kickstarter.comHISS OFF: Cat Ear Apparel CollectionA unique cat-themed apparel collection with cat-idtude. 23734
jessa @jessaplz.bsky.social · 19/09/2026left my weed candle burning downstairs and only remembered because it smells so good in here now 000
jessa @jessaplz.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Tal does NOT like staying up late. which means she does NOT like *me* staying up late... she will sit at the top of the loft ladder and make the saddest baby kitty sounds until I go upstairs & get in bed 000
jessa @jessaplz.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Tal's looking down at me from the loft ladder, telling me it's time for bed... I told her five more minutes but she's starting to get annoyed... 000
jessa @jessaplz.bsky.social · 15/09/2026I talked to a guy on zoom for less than 10 minutes follow up appointments are fucking bullshit I hate it here 000
jessa @jessaplz.bsky.social · 14/09/2026texted my bestie that I need their partner's phone number for a reason I can't currently remember but I know it is a good reason & they should have their partner text me so I have their number whenever I remember why I needed their number.... 010
jessa @jessaplz.bsky.social · 12/09/2026maybe next year I'll save up for lip filler instead of a cruise 100
Reposted by jessaPaul Byrne @theplanetaryguy.com · 09/09/2026Astrophotographer Adam (AJ) Smadi caught this image a few hours ago from Washington state. A thin crescent Moon, sunlight illuminating the rugged lunar surface. And 2,400 times farther away—and on the other side of the Sun—mighty Jupiter, and its moons Io (left) and Ganymede (right). 187165415085
jessa @jessaplz.bsky.social · 07/09/2026I finished reading a book and then found out it's the first in a series which made me happy! but then I found out that the library doesn't have the second book... So now I'm Sad again 000
jessa @jessaplz.bsky.social · 06/09/2026got two new stabbings today as always, I now just want more... 010
jessa @jessaplz.bsky.social · 06/09/2026pretty sure two of my besties are getting engaged in the next couple months and my brother just proposed to his partner and I'm so full of love and love is all around me !!!! I can't wait to be a bridesmaid ~ 010
jessa @jessaplz.bsky.social · 05/09/2026if you crave a silly little word game, check out www.merriam-webster.com/games/ no more nyt gamesmerriam-webster.comWord Games & QuizzesChallenge yourself with dozens of word games, puzzles, crosswords, and quizzes with new content every day! 111
jessa @jessaplz.bsky.social · 05/09/2026considering getting lasik just to be able to put lashes on 000
Reposted by jessaReverie @augustreverie.bsky.social · 08/05/2026They say the worst thing you can be is cruel, but I think the worst thing you can be is sticky 6445124
jessa @jessaplz.bsky.social · 31/08/2026have y'all actually heard of this guy Gaudí???? bro was on another level frrr 010
jessa @jessaplz.bsky.social · 31/08/2026I love my partner so much like wtf how did I get so lucky!!!!! and they feel the same about me!!!!! how did we get so lucky?!? 010
jessa @jessaplz.bsky.social · 31/08/2026I read In The Dream House by Carmen Maria Machado and now I'm a literary snob (it was just SO GOOD and I crave more writing like *that*) 000
