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Jess Adios @jessadios.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Thanks Lil John for getting me into guided meditation
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Lil Jon - Relieve Anxiety (Official Audio)
YouTube video by LIL JON
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Jess Adios @jessadios.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
Eat a bag of dicks reddit I don't want your stupid app
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Gabe Meline @gmeline.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
If you’re wanting to hear Sonny Rollins tonight but don’t know where to start, a quick Top 10: Saxophone Colossus - Often cited as his best, has "St. Thomas," as well as "Mack the Knife," the SOUND is just so good, his solos are super imaginative, excellently recorded
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Fatfur Foods @fatfurfoods.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
The Unholy Neapolitan Ice Cream Dispenser - Produces a constant stream of chocolate, vanilla, and strawberry ice cream to be packaged Extrudes approximately: • 1165 calories per second • 70,000 calories per minute • 4,200,000 calories per hour Perfect for laying directly under with an open mouth
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Jess Adios @jessadios.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
Instead of remaking beloved movies I propose we remake mediocre/bad movies that, with a few adjustments, could be great. With that said Valerian and the City of a Thousand Planets is in need of such a remake.
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Valerian Pearl on Beautiful Beach
ALT: Valerian Pearl on Beautiful Beach
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Ken Jennings @kenjennings.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
Around minute 94 of THE MUPPET MOVIE (1979), during the closing credits, we see Miss Piggy speaking briefly to Janice in the screening room, and the film finally passes the Bechdel Test.
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Culture Crave 🍿 @culturecrave.co · 22/04/2026
First trailer for ‘Coyote vs Acme’ In theaters on August 28
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Jess Adios @jessadios.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
You can tell a lot from a person by asking them, "what movie do they know Tim Curry from?"
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Jess Adios @jessadios.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
It felt like it took forever to arrest the guy. I hope that means it's a slam dunk case.
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Jess Adios @jessadios.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
The stock market is just based on vibes. It would be hilarious if people's retirement wasn't dependent on it.
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Skip Bolden 💙🎬🎞️ @skipbolden.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
Bruce Willis and Samuel L. Jackson (1994).
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Jess Adios @jessadios.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
Launch time will hopefully be around 6:24pm EDT
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The Associated Press @apnews.com · 30/03/2026
NASA is getting ready to send astronauts on a 10-day trip around the moon. The spacesuits they’ll wear are designed for the Orion capsule and future missions to Mars. Follow AP on YouTube for a hosted livestream of Artemis II on launch day.
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Jess Adios @jessadios.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
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Jess Adios @jessadios.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
I thought I was having a stroke reading this. I have questions.
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Digital Brain @yourdigitalbrain.bsky.social · 22/03/2026
🫧 Smoke trapped in a bubble on water: surface tension, soap film physics and fluid mechanics in action
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
Three panel comic. Panel 1: two friends at a table in a bar. One of them says, “here we go.” Panel 2: He continues, “Derek is doing his pickup routine again.” Derek is person-sized anole lizard in a brown leather jacket. He’s at the bar, drink in hand, extending his dulap (the red, retractable piece of flesh under a lizards neck) at a woman sitting next to him. Panel 3: the two friends at the table are dumbfounded to see Derek successfully attracted this woman, and they are leaving the bar together.
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Jess Adios @jessadios.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
Congratulations to Afroman for winning his case! Song of the day
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Afroman - Lemon Pound Cake (OFFICIAL MUSIC VIDEO)
YouTube video by ogafroman
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Ben Kuchera @benkuchera.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
The Oscars always make me feel two things simultaneously: 1) Movies are one of the greatest art forms we have 2) This is super, super silly
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Ellis Rosen @ellisjrosen.bsky.social · 09/03/2026
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Brian Gormley D7 @bgormley.bsky.social · 10/03/2026
The 7 minute Irish animation that is nominated for an Oscar. Worth a watch. #SpeirGorm
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The Dream of Finishing One’s To-Do List in “Retirement Plan”
Dailymotion video by The New Yorker
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Jess Adios @jessadios.bsky.social · 02/03/2026
This is a beautiful piece of 2d animation. It's just shy of nine and well worth watching youtu.be/ucRulNQsuYQ?...
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Gorillaz - The Mountain, The Moon Cave and The Sad God
YouTube video by Gorillaz
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Jess Adios @jessadios.bsky.social · 22/02/2026
I have to fight the intrusive thoughts to pet jellyfish.
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Ben Phillips @benphillips76.bsky.social · 17/02/2026
I don’t know who needs to hear Jesse Jackson leading the kids on Sesame Street in this beautiful call-and-response reminding them that every child is somebody, but here it is
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Jess Adios @jessadios.bsky.social · 11/02/2026
Lol nevermind I guess 🤦‍♀️
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Trump administration says El Paso airspace closure was tied to Mexican cartel drones
The agency says it will ground all flights to and from the airport for "special security reasons."
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Jess Adios @jessadios.bsky.social · 11/02/2026
WTF is happening in El Paso?!? Can't think of a time that flights were halted for so long.
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FAA closes airspace around El Paso, Texas, for 10 days, grounding all flights
The Federal Aviation Administration is closing the airspace around El Paso International Airport in Texas for 10 days, grounding all flights to and from the airport.
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Jess Adios @jessadios.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
It lives rent free on my head
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The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship Of The It's My Book They'll Walk If I Tell Them Too (ANIMATED)
YouTube video by Tom Cardy
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On This Day in Simpsons History @dailysimpsons.bsky.social · 08/02/2026
29 years ago today, we first met — and said goodbye to — Shary Bobbins. #TheSimpsons episode “Simpsoncalifragilisticexpiala(Annoyed Grunt)cious” first aired February 7, 1997.
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The New York Times @nytimes.com · 05/02/2026
From @theathletic.com: Reports have surfaced before the Winter Olympics that allege ski jumpers are injecting their penises with hyaluronic acid to fly farther. The World Anti-Doping Agency has vowed to investigate.
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Are ski jumpers enhancing their penises to fly further? WADA is ready to investigate
World sport's anti-doping body has vowed to look into the lurid claims that first surfaced in a German newspaper in January.
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Jess Adios @jessadios.bsky.social · 16/01/2026
Song of the day: When the Venn diagram of your musical tastes intersects
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GWAR cover “Pink Pony Club” by Chappell Roan
YouTube video by The A.V. Club
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Jess Adios @jessadios.bsky.social · 09/01/2026
Wondering what the return policy is on this new year
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Jess Adios @jessadios.bsky.social · 31/12/2025
Friendly reminderfor those in the US: if you have anything that needs to be postmarked by the end of the year take to the post office today and get it manually postmarked. Dropping it in the mailbox is not enough.
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Postmark change could impact getting ballots, bills in on time
The U.S. Postal Service's new postmark process could lead to late fees and penalties when mailing time-sensitive documents.
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Jess Adios @jessadios.bsky.social · 30/12/2025
I have reached the part of December where I have no idea what day it is
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Mobius Stripper @mobiusstripper.bsky.social · 23/12/2025
Last Christmas I gave you my heart The very next day Kali ma shakti de
The evil priest from Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom (no longer the worst Indiana Jones movie!) holding the still-beating heart of the sacrifice.
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Jess Adios @jessadios.bsky.social · 17/12/2025
Player's ball is a Christmas song? Learn something new everyday
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Longwing @longwing.sunkenlibrary.org · 09/12/2025
Weird Al is pissed enough to _unironically_ cover “Killing in the Name” by Rage Against the Machine. youtu.be/COZcKrUx1Ts?...
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Killing In The Name - Portugal. The Man ft Weird Al and Jorma Taccone
YouTube video by maxmax655
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The Onion @theonion.com · 05/12/2025
Netflix Confirms Cancel Membership Button Will Be Leaving Streaming Service Next Month
Netflix Confirms Cancel Membership Button Will Be Leaving Streaming Service Next Month
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Jess Adios @jessadios.bsky.social · 25/11/2025
There is an archive of all the hand held photos from the Mercury, Gemini and Apollo missions. While there are lots of cool photos of the earth and moon, I am most fascinated by the photos of the astronauts in the space capsule.
Astronauts from the Apollo 17 mission
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Jess Adios @jessadios.bsky.social · 07/11/2025
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Proton @proton.me · 31/10/2025
Last chance to turn it off. On Monday, November 3rd, Microsoft will start using your LinkedIn data for AI training. And remember, you're opted in by default. To toggle it off 👉 Account - Settings & Privacy > Data privacy > Data for Generative AI Improvement.
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Jess Adios @jessadios.bsky.social · 31/10/2025
Folks say watch out guys for Taylor Swift she might write a song about you when y'all break up. Meanwhile Lily Allen is over here writing a brutal whole ass album about David Harbour that she releases as he embarks on the Stranger Things promotion tour.
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Lily Allen - Pussy Palace (Visualiser)
YouTube video by Lily Allen
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Jess Adios @jessadios.bsky.social · 17/10/2025
When synth pop goes acoustic youtu.be/xSDfCwDmJNo?...
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Tame Impala: Tiny Desk Concert
YouTube video by NPR Music
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Jess Adios @jessadios.bsky.social · 14/10/2025
Song of the day RIP D'Angelo 😔
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D'Angelo - Untitled (How Does It Feel) (Official Music Video)
YouTube video by DAngeloVEVO
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Jess Adios @jessadios.bsky.social · 09/10/2025
During a recent trip to the emergency room I learned what a code green is. **Insert the more you know gif**
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Dan Hernandez @cubanmissiledh.bsky.social · 25/09/2025
SPACEBALLS THE TABLE READ! It’s hard to believe we’re making another Spaceballs. It’s harder to believe Mel Brooks picked us to write it. So grateful to be working with this amazing cast and crew. This is beyond my wildest dreams. It probably goes without saying, but MAY THE SCHWARTZ BE WITH YOU!
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Jess Adios @jessadios.bsky.social · 13/09/2025
Song of the day
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Gorillaz - The Happy Dictator ft. Sparks (Official Visualiser)
YouTube video by Gorillaz
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Jess Adios @jessadios.bsky.social · 11/09/2025
Song of the day
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Childish Gambino - This Is America (Official Video)
YouTube video by ChildishGambinoVEVO
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Jess Adios @jessadios.bsky.social · 07/09/2025
I want a juice box and a nap.
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K.B. Wagers @kbwagers.com · 21/08/2025
A delighted reminder that if you don't want people celebrating your death, don't be a huge piece of shit.
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a close up of a man 's face looking over his shoulder
Alt: a close up of a man 's face looking over his shoulder and winking gif
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