iiinova — where your digital self keeps evolving

jess @jess.red · 15h

i am coming to terms with the fact that there will be no electoral consequences for being evil fuckfaces, but there may be electoral consequences for being obscenely stupid

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jess @jess.red · 16h

amy klobuchar anger translator: "boy are you stupid."

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burgundy gud it is precisely the color of a perfectly ripe passionfruit. i know bc I held them next to each other.

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"the everything machine" is what they have on Star Trek. it's hooked into everything, operates everything, answers your question, makes you a raktajino. the starfleet everything machine has no issue running a cardassian space station because it got hooked up and just figured out how to run it.

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i have recently taken to calling this "the everything machine". there is a center of gravity that makes giving more capability to the model more and more attractive as there is more capability the model already has.

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the thing about hellthread is that it was so great that people actually made stickers for hellthread. the other thing about hellthread was that the window of greatness was so short that by the time the stickers arrived, they were just kinda embarrassing.

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i am now, and always have been, a lowbie

jess @jess.red · 23/09/2026

our age of cgi is collapsing

jess @jess.red · 21/09/2026

(🖤🩶?)|(🩶((💚🩶)|🖤)*🖤+)

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jess @jess.red · 17/09/2026

rocky rococo's basilisk

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jess @jess.red · 02/08/2026

poasting from the Tall Plane

CJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 27/06/2026

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Gabby yelling "For the gays!" postgame (h/t @saraziegler.bsky.social)

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jess @jess.red · 24/06/2026

giggling at the mental image of Elon Musk having a Russ-Hannigan-on-Silicon-Valley-style meltdown at losing his fourth comma

jess @jess.red · 13/06/2026

it would be nice if no trillionaires existed :)

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Natacha @natacha.bsky.social · 21/05/2026

The most important response when anyone says that a toilet ban is “unenforceable”; “Assholes will be deputized” It will be enforced by violent rightwing men entering women’s toilets after anyone who “looks” trans. Cis & trans women will be assaulted in the ladies. This is a feature not a bug.

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Revan @revan.eurosky.social · 18/05/2026

> looking at tech sector layoffs > ask the hr manager if the layoffs are from ai or from the end of zirp > she doesn't understand > pull out illustrated diagram explaining what is ai replacement and what is zirp > she laughs and says "they’re good layoffs sir” > check the data > its zirp

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Pride at the Pier 🏳️‍🌈🤝⚧️ he/she/they/xe @prideatthepier.bsky.social · 16/05/2026

We keep hearing folks rejecting the warning bells about the trans genocide, saying “it’s not like there’s gas chambers & ovens”. Aside from the reality that the Holocaust didn’t start w/ gas chambers & ovens, this comes from an ignorant understanding of what a genocide is. Let’s talk about it. 1/15

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jess @jess.red · 17/05/2026

tired: one representative for every 10,000 people wired: one supreme court justice for every 10,000 people

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jess @jess.red · 16/05/2026

Spice Symphony has very good Indo-Chinese

jess @jess.red · 12/05/2026

they are ensuring they can hit exactly who they want to hit so that they can yank travel privileges from _only_ trans people with no sympathetic non-trans victims of the policy.

jess @jess.red · 12/05/2026

let me spell it out: they are practicing the process for mass passport revocation on the least sympathetic people possible so that it goes smoothly and cleanly when they do it to trans people.

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to be millennial is to be cringe

well, we already knew you hit peak maturity at 30

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the most millennial cultural artifact is charlie the unicorn

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hey @unquantifiable.bsky.social dating me just became deeply problematic

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only if you go based on the age of the actors... by which standard mad men is a zoomer show

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jess @jess.red · 10/05/2026

itt: elder millennials naming Gen X things

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only today left to get your bids in! ofc you can still give money to folks in Minneapolis whenever you want, but this is the only time you can do it AND get an original stained glass panel from me (unless I do this again...?)

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jess @jess.red · 09/05/2026

i hear they have great public transit

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jess @jess.red · 08/05/2026

girls dream about the Nikon 6mm f2.8 Fisheye-Nikkor Auto 220°

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jess @jess.red · 08/05/2026

you are so much more mature than a child

jess @jess.red · 08/05/2026

three days to go!

Rev. Poppy Haze 𓅋 @poppyhaze.bsky.social · 07/05/2026

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found this guy on Tiktok who has discovered carpenter's speed squares make an insanely satisfying noise when you bounce them off tires or wood, called @lostcoastedc on there

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jess @jess.red · 07/05/2026

a meditation on the San Francisco 67

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jess @jess.red · 05/05/2026

hey folks! Minneapolis/St. Paul continue to struggle with the economic fallout of the ICE occupation there, and we need to help them. I'm auctioning this piece of stained glass, titled Fuck ICE and designed/constructed during the occupation, to benefit those families.

Fuck ICE, 13"x13", transparent and opalescent glass in lead came with a zinc border, February 2026.

The piece is a square matrix of blue, white, and transparent glass, with the size of pieces ranging from half-inch squares to 3"x1" rectangles. Transparent borders produce a floating effect for blue and white constructions with a crystalline motif.

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the French sure have something going on with this "fourth republic", "fifth republic" thing. we're way behind them on this.

jess @jess.red · 05/05/2026

current high bid is only $300! You could own this piece of art and help your comrades at the same time!

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jess @jess.red · 05/05/2026

current high bid is $300!

ok cool cool cool. relieved at seeing the beautiful cookie output.

(me, stressed out by the idea of someone having cookies with the Wrong Amount of Butter)

hey catbus normally I would not say anything but as you are in-process i want to make sure you're fully aware that the cubes are marked as 2oz each, not 4oz.

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