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jessican’t🤍 @jess.asstrophe.lol · 17/08/2026

against all odds he made it down in one piece and has now returned to his watch tower. the garden is once again under extremely anxious surveillance

A fluffy long-haired cat sits on the top platform of a grey cat tree, facing a window and peering through the gaps in the shutters into the dark garden. His large fluffy tail hangs over the side.

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jessican’t🤍 @jess.asstrophe.lol · 17/08/2026

he’s been stuck at this stage for 10 minutes because apparently getting out of the box requires a full risk assessment. can confirm lots of obvious soft landings around him.

A closer view of the fluffy cat leaning its head and chest out through the circular opening of the storage box, looking down from the top of the shelving unit.

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jessican’t🤍 @jess.asstrophe.lol · 17/08/2026

target is in… but can he get out?

A fluffy long-haired cat pokes its head through the circular opening of a cream fabric storage box in a wooden cube shelving unit.

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jessican’t🤍 @jess.asstrophe.lol · 15/08/2026

restore britain would have called air raid sirens woke nonsense and told you just to go look up in the sky if you were worried about your whole family and home being bombed

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jessican’t🤍 @jess.asstrophe.lol · 15/08/2026

those people forcing themselves to look directly at the sun during the eclipse even though it physically hurts just because they refuse to listen to any medical advice

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jessican’t🤍 @jess.asstrophe.lol · 06/08/2026

might need a trip to ikea soon

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jessican’t🤍 @jess.asstrophe.lol · 03/08/2026

wild to think that this is what medieval soldiers did in their free time

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jessican’t🤍 @jess.asstrophe.lol · 01/08/2026

was feeling sad so my 6 y/o drew me this frog

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jessican’t🤍 @jess.asstrophe.lol · 01/08/2026

my eyes are actually like this normally

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jessican’t🤍 @jess.asstrophe.lol · 31/07/2026

Andy Burnham without his glasses looks like someone drew a face on a wet boiled potato

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jessican’t🤍 @jess.asstrophe.lol · 31/07/2026

telegraph readers shaking in their bloomers

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jessican’t🤍 @jess.asstrophe.lol · 29/06/2025

trying to teach our 5 year old to face time, didn’t pick up one time cause i was getting juice and saw this notification on my phone

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jessican’t🤍 @jess.asstrophe.lol · 26/06/2025

when you go to your master’s pre interview where you’d become a psychotherapist with this as your pfp

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jessican’t🤍 @jess.asstrophe.lol · 24/06/2025

when my teenager daughter asks me why i never get angry

A scene from a Barbie animated movie showing two blonde female characters, one older and one younger, sitting together outside a wooden cabin. The older girl has her arm around the younger one and is looking at her kindly. Both are wearing hoodies. The image includes a humorous and dark caption in bold white text with a black outline that reads: “girl idk what to tell you i’m on 5 drugs rn just to not kill myself so like”.

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jessican’t🤍 @jess.asstrophe.lol · 21/06/2025

is anyone else’s indoor cat violently pissed off with them because they think it’s your fault the house is so hot

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jessican’t🤍 @jess.asstrophe.lol · 05/06/2025

i asked for teddy’s reaction to all of this

a seal ragdoll cat with the expression on his face that he couldn’t give two fucks

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jessican’t🤍 @jess.asstrophe.lol · 07/05/2025

chris: i haven’t had a moment to myself all day chris 12 hours ago:

Chris, caught in 4K, sipping a latte in peace like he’s george clooney in an espresso commercial, 12 hours before claiming he hasn’t had a second to himself.

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jessican’t🤍 @jess.asstrophe.lol · 30/04/2025

Tony Blair says there’s ‘hysteria’ around climate change. Says the guy who sold a whole war on imaginary WMDs. If anyone knows manufactured hysteria, it’s him.