iiinova — where your digital self keeps evolving

it was bad enough the first time

i feel like no one is my age at uni they’re either way younger or way older than me

need answers why i’m having adult acne when i didn’t get acne as a teen am i being punished or just wearing makeup more

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yeah dw i thought id just keep up the bit for you

and that made his head morph into his torso? holy shit whatever witch cursed him deserves a medal or something

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actually glad ed sheeran isn’t pro palestine cause i probably would have been guilted into supporting him by listening to his music again

it’s interesting ed sheeran choosing to end a career that was already on its way to being buttons at milton keynes panto

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pls lina, it’s not even october yet

jessican’t🤍 @jess.asstrophe.lol · 13/09/2026

it’s called generational trauma and only the bravest and strongest of us learn the skills to break it

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jessican’t🤍 @jess.asstrophe.lol · 31/08/2026

no you don’t understand i just wanna scream like just AAAAHHGGGGHHHHHHH and writing won’t help

jessican’t🤍 @jess.asstrophe.lol · 31/08/2026

why have i never thought of this i just eat spaghetti and then get mad when i ruin a nice white top why don’t i have any self awareness

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jessican’t🤍 @jess.asstrophe.lol · 31/08/2026

i honestly just feel like screaming all the time but i won’t because i smoke and it’ll make me cough and hurt my throat

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yeah i was really shocked idk man i watched her so much when i was younger in so many films

why are they swearing at me wtf did i do

Hayden Panettiere dying has fucked me up

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got a fitbit so now my phone can tell with full evidence what a fucked up mess i really am

nah i wouldn’t bother im not that big a fan of magnums

against all odds he made it down in one piece and has now returned to his watch tower. the garden is once again under extremely anxious surveillance

A fluffy long-haired cat sits on the top platform of a grey cat tree, facing a window and peering through the gaps in the shutters into the dark garden. His large fluffy tail hangs over the side.

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he’s been stuck at this stage for 10 minutes because apparently getting out of the box requires a full risk assessment. can confirm lots of obvious soft landings around him.

A closer view of the fluffy cat leaning its head and chest out through the circular opening of the storage box, looking down from the top of the shelving unit.

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not sure about this might need a taste test before i commit

jessican’t🤍 @jess.asstrophe.lol · 16/08/2026

target is in… but can he get out?

A fluffy long-haired cat pokes its head through the circular opening of a cream fabric storage box in a wooden cube shelving unit.

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i’m just a figment of my own imagination

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jessican’t🤍 @jess.asstrophe.lol · 16/08/2026

you can be my dad if you want give me all your money NOW

could have saved some for the rest of us that’s all i’m saying, i’ve not got pizza for dinner and would have liked some

now this is not a skinny portion neil

so obviously now it’s game on so if anyone has any somewhat safe advise how to get bigger blood clots with your period let me know

Offended Wow Blinking Man

ended up showing him a picture of a particularly huge one i had taken a photo of and was like “does it look like this” and he was like yeah but even bigger

static.klipy.com

ALT: Offended Wow Blinking Man

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chris actually tried to explain to me, a cis female woman who has regular periods, what a blood clot looks like

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restore britain would have called air raid sirens woke nonsense and told you just to go look up in the sky if you were worried about your whole family and home being bombed

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Jules @jules111985.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

really fucking devastated that a black autistic man was subjected to such relentless public hounding, and that seemingly so little was done to shield him from the worst of it. scrutiny is one thing. sustained humiliation and abuse is another. there has to be a point where we ask wtf are we doing

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Poorly timed notification from the range there 🤦🏻‍♀️

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News Coulomb @newscoulomb.bsky.social · 15/08/2026

not the national emergency alert system being used to send “guys pls stop starting fires 🥺”

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Seems legit enough that I'm not going to look into it any further.

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seconds???? in this economy??????

apparently she just smashed her face on the keyboard and somehow hit Ctrl+C and Ctrl+V twenty times

that’s quite a skinny portion i would say but i will swallow a whole block of cheese like a cartoon character when given the chance

those people forcing themselves to look directly at the sun during the eclipse even though it physically hurts just because they refuse to listen to any medical advice

jessican’t🤍 @jess.asstrophe.lol · 14/08/2026

no no adhd blindness is different to male blindness it’s very hard to explain and i’m not a scientist

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it is annoying when sexism and gender stereotypes win

chris was looking cleaning spray and i went to the kitchen (that he’d been in 10 times to look) and there was one on the floor by the fridge like BRIGHT ORANGE CANT MISS IT

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yes i watch chris regularly frantically look for things and i get up, move a pillow or whatever and instantly find it