jesopo @jesopo.bsky.social · 23/07/2026@skye.estrogen.faith what da frick when did u get a bluesky account 100
jesopo @jesopo.bsky.social · 25/04/2026"look at the state of you" is honestly a hall of fame British insult. devastating 040
jesopo @jesopo.bsky.social · 24/04/2026niche content but how do people get stuff stuck in their butts and have to go to hospital for it? like how is it even stuck? there's no one-way trap door in there. if it went in there's many options available for getting it out even with no flared base or with a weird shape 210
jesopo @jesopo.bsky.social · 24/04/2026"white people dont have culture" try even whispering "her name is Noelle" in a room full of white people 010
Reposted by jesopojesopo @jesopo.bsky.social · 22/03/2024do you remember when the internet felt like something you were a part of rather than something you used 1355
jesopo @jesopo.bsky.social · 17/01/2026i hear ICE is on this app now. what happens if i skeet goatse at them 270
Reposted by jesopojesopo @jesopo.bsky.social · 18/10/2024when she invites you over for Bible study & chill but she pulls out the NIV 0171
Reposted by jesopojesopo @jesopo.bsky.social · 17/04/2024it's a cold and it's a broken hallelujah 062
Reposted by jesopoSamuel @samuel.fm · 26/05/2025don’t worry guys, bluesky can be perfect so long as we all get along. first things first, we just need to agree on the exact kind of communist we’re all going to be 842309214
Reposted by jesopoBrandy Jensen @brandyjensen.bsky.social · 21/04/2025realizing they won’t get this call tonight is rather heartbreaking 61640354
Reposted by jesopovriska, thief of light :light2: @leo.60228.dev.ap.brid.gy · 08/03/2025🎵 maybe you'll find someone else to help you? 🎵 🎵 maybe New Vector? 🎵 🎵 that was a joke. haha. fat chance 🎵element.ioElement | Secure collaboration and messagingElement is a Matrix-based end-to-end encrypted messenger and secure collaboration app. It’s decentralised for digital sovereign self-hosting, or through a hosting service such as Element Matrix Services. Element operates on the open Matrix network to provide interoperability and easy connections. 1115
Reposted by jesopoFrong Friend 🍍 yearning for peace @frongfriend.bsky.social · 13/01/2025Chilling at Midday Gardens #art #spyro #study 3845721532
Reposted by jesopoThe Onion @theonion.com · 12/01/2025FBI Uncovers Al-Qaeda Plot To Just Sit Back And Enjoy Collapse Of United States theonion.com/fbi-unc... 122124332376
Reposted by jesopoRobert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 10/01/2025after days of grifters and con men at CES we stumbled upon the booth for VLC. they were all dressed as wizards and told us, "we have nothing to sell, we just decided to show up". i told them I'd been using their software to pirate media for 15 years and they said "keep doing that" 324332157992
Reposted by jesopobites u @snuffbait.bsky.social · 06/01/2025thanks for not saying "inshallah" in front of my parents. i know that took a lot of restraint 120713
Reposted by jesopoKalvin the Reindeer @kalvinmacleod.bsky.social · 17/12/2024[playing poker] FRIEND: I’m all in ME: [yearning for this type of commitment since we first met] me too, man, I’m all in too FRIEND: um, a pair of kings ME: you bet we are 38107192381
Reposted by jesopoUnited Tech & Allied Workers @utaw.tech · 06/12/2024the 'AI' industry has deep lobbying pockets, and would hate if you knew about this kind of stuff. www.theguardian.com/society/2024...theguardian.comRevealed: bias found in AI system used to detect UK benefits fraudExclusive: Age, disability, marital status and nationality influence decisions to investigate claims, prompting fears of ‘hurt first, fix later’ approach 02613
jesopo @jesopo.bsky.social · 30/11/2024i scroll twitter for drama i have no stake in, mastodon for drama im supposed to have a stake in but dont care about, and bluesky for posts about balls 2140
jesopo @jesopo.bsky.social · 30/11/2024life hack: is a Christian acting unchristlike to you? destroy them where they stand with a simple "you're behaving as if hell isnt real". they will immediately drop to the ground and prostrate 1825
jesopo @jesopo.bsky.social · 30/11/2024peeked into the mastodon timeline. no moral judgement on my part but how do people have so much spare energy to riot about everything 350
Reposted by jesopoDavid Buchanan @retr0.id · 25/11/2024you can tell bluesky is decentralized because sometimes it doesn't work and nobody knows why 632103133
Reposted by jesopory 🏳️⚧️ @ry.cd-rom.net · 24/11/2024they should invent sleep where you dont have to sleep 68017
Reposted by jesopoAmber Flannery Field (tour guide, dipshit) @americascomic.bsky.social · 17/10/2024Retweet if ya got a pee jar 021
Reposted by jesopojesopo @jesopo.bsky.social · 03/07/2023musk takes over bluesky and publishes the bluesky files. it's just pages and pages of figuring out how to get people to stop saying "skeet" 1194
