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Amber Flannery Field (tour guide, dipshit) @americascomic.bsky.social · 4h

millennial veterinarian is like "let's put this heckin doggo to sleep"

Amber Flannery Field (tour guide, dipshit) @americascomic.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Rappa the Rapper jung fu level; "ok! Deny, Attack, Reverse Victim and Offender" "Deny, Attack, Reverse Victim and Offender"

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Amber Flannery Field (tour guide, dipshit) @americascomic.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

there's this kind of microaggression where a cis person that they've seen me before even if they haven't, which isn't great, but also I kind of think it's a little sweet bc the tone is always this pleasantly surprised "oh, one of you people!"

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Amber Flannery Field (tour guide, dipshit) @americascomic.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

This is 100% going to be day one eligibility pick for The Museum of Twitter

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Peter @notalawyer.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

“transplant” discourse is great because you get to see how easily people can swaddle their insular, reactionary beliefs with left-coded language

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Amber Flannery Field (tour guide, dipshit) @americascomic.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

I briefly dated a cis woman who I suspect treated me like an "intermediary woman" bc she was intimidated by her attraction to women, only to realize that everything about me is a woman, so she found herself directly confronting this thing that scared the shit out of her the most and she freaked out

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Amber Flannery Field (tour guide, dipshit) @americascomic.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

old school serial killer pinning bunch of photos/documents on the wall connected by red string when a younger serial killer comes in and tells him it's a lot more efficient to use Asana project management software, so the older serial killer is clicking around, and sighs bc part of the magic is gone

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Amber Flannery Field (tour guide, dipshit) @americascomic.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

ESPN 30 for 30 doc about a time some suburban dad throwing heaters towards his son's head for not having enough hustle and getting pissed that he dented the garage door

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Kashana @kashana.blacksky.app · 20/09/2026

Americans: oh, look, a systemic issue. I will solve it individually

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Amber Flannery Field (tour guide, dipshit) @americascomic.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Monster from It Follows falls in love with the cloud monster from NOPE but the NOPE monster has no clue and floats along as It Follows just walks after it on the lonely ground, occasionally trying to jump as high as he can while reaching up

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USER WAS BLOCKED FOR THIS POST @blockedforthispost.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

The female orgasm is the woman's responsibility. I know most women want men to do 100% of everything, but seriously, take some accountability for your own body and pleasure.

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Amber Flannery Field (tour guide, dipshit) @americascomic.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

I arrive at end of labyrinth to find a guard who always tells the truth and a guard who always lies and they're making out and one is grabbing the others butt but I think one is not really into it

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God’s Juiciest Girl @bigbuttbiggerheart.online · 01/09/2026

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Amber Flannery Field (tour guide, dipshit) @americascomic.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

whenever someone "unleashes" something it's never good. nobody ever unleashes a bunch of ice cream in the park

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Amber Flannery Field (tour guide, dipshit) @americascomic.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

OWEN FROM I SAW THE TV GLOW: [in that voice] I'm going to be ok. It's ok. I'm doing ok CHARACTER PLAYED BY RODNEY DANGERFIELD: [in that voice] Nah kid, you don't get it! You gotta live. LIVE! Now here, lemme show ya how we used to dance in the OLD days

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Amber Flannery Field (tour guide, dipshit) @americascomic.bsky.social · 18/08/2026

your mother is so ugly flock cameras refuse to scan her face

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Amber Flannery Field (tour guide, dipshit) @americascomic.bsky.social · 18/08/2026

There’s nothing in the rule book that says a dog can’t wait forever by a pizza place after his owner was cryogenically frozen.

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USER WAS BLOCKED FOR THIS POST @blockedforthispost.bsky.social · 03/08/2026

Those are some nice breasts, queen 🍑🍑👅👅👅💦

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Amber Flannery Field (tour guide, dipshit) @americascomic.bsky.social · 18/07/2026

Fifth Amendment means vampires can't come into my house without being invited read the constitution.

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Amber Flannery Field (tour guide, dipshit) @americascomic.bsky.social · 05/07/2026

I think this fact of history is going to get missed, we're going to figure out about it in the way that we forgot about the fireworks during covid

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Nicholas Grossman @nicholasgrossman.bsky.social · 05/07/2026

The “vibe shift” proclaimed Nov. 2024 - Jan. 2025 was just some elites—in business, media, law, and some higher ed admins—who kinda liked the fascism and gave themselves permission to accommodate it. That’s all it ever was. A close presidential election is not somehow a binding cultural referendum.

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Amber Flannery Field (tour guide, dipshit) @americascomic.bsky.social · 19/06/2026

I sometimes want to ask cis people "how do you think trans lesbians have sex?" like, *I know* how you think we have sex, I just want to hear you describe it

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Amber Flannery Field (tour guide, dipshit) @americascomic.bsky.social · 29/03/2026

I earnestly think if you got a problem with No Kings then you should seek out a No Kings participant in person and explain what your issues are face to face

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Amber Flannery Field (tour guide, dipshit) @americascomic.bsky.social · 06/03/2026

The only likable thing about Kristi Noem is that she kills dogs

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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 06/03/2026

Telling Jesus he'll never make it if he keeps being so hostile to wealth. Advising him to moderate his message to appeal to the Galilee suburbs

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Amber Flannery Field (tour guide, dipshit) @americascomic.bsky.social · 04/03/2026

I hope this email finds you well, I hope that our few remaining friends give up on trying to save us. I hope we come up with a fail-safe plot to piss off the dumb few that forgave us

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Amber Flannery Field (tour guide, dipshit) @americascomic.bsky.social · 01/03/2026

we only listen to victims when they ask for more punishment, incarceration vengeance. if this woman was asking for veteran support, or the end of imperialism she would never be given a mic

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Oliver Willis @owillis.bsky.social · 28/02/2026

They told me if I voted for Kamala the US would continue to be involved in foreign wars, and they were right!

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Shiv Ramdas Mens Rice Activist @nameshiv.bsky.social · 28/02/2026

"The Islamists oppose women getting an education," I mutter, as I aim my missile at the girls school

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TVs Alex Ptak @tvsalexptak.bsky.social · 28/02/2026

Good news: Chomsky is cancelled, you no longer have to manufacture consent

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Amber Flannery Field (tour guide, dipshit) @americascomic.bsky.social · 27/02/2026

do people who stream video games play like shit on purpose to drive me insane what the hell

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Amber Flannery Field (tour guide, dipshit) @americascomic.bsky.social · 27/02/2026

INTERVIEWER: Can you explain this absence? JESUS: That's when I carried you.

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Katelyn Burns @katelynburns.com · 26/02/2026

I understand the instinct to donate to orgs that are helping trans folks flee red states but let's not forget about the orgs that are still fighting for trans folks in red states.

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Amber Flannery Field (tour guide, dipshit) @americascomic.bsky.social · 26/02/2026

Fifth Amendment means vampires can't come into my house without being invited read the constitution.

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Amber Flannery Field (tour guide, dipshit) @americascomic.bsky.social · 25/02/2026

I transitioned on the road as a student tour director and I was in a hotel lobby while some of my students were on the couch watching the news about that trans swimmer or whatever It was just a really surreal moment, I think the stakes of what I was in was starting to sink in

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Amber Flannery Field (tour guide, dipshit) @americascomic.bsky.social · 25/02/2026

From Umberto Eco's 'Ur Fascism' "I had also learned that freedom of speech means freedom from rhetoric."

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Amber Flannery Field (tour guide, dipshit) @americascomic.bsky.social · 25/02/2026

I think Sarah McBride should go to the the State of the Union and call Trump 'faggot'

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Amber Flannery Field (tour guide, dipshit) @americascomic.bsky.social · 24/02/2026

self defense books are worthless; I keep tossing them at the head of my head attackers and they never slow down

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Amber Flannery Field (tour guide, dipshit) @americascomic.bsky.social · 23/02/2026

named myself after Flannery O'Connor because she's who I always imagined my biological mother was, but also because she's a racist and It's a reminder to myself that no insight can outpace the bullet of racism.

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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 23/02/2026

Selling a mattress on craigslist, wanting people to know it's not gross, writing "Did not have sex on mattress" then worrying they'll think I'm a loser and changing it to "Had a lot of sex on mattress"

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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 22/02/2026

you’ll need a vigorous and active congress passing legislation, both to flood the zone and to weaken the court’s political position. overturning legislation is a different political prospect than invalidating executive action

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Andrew S. @shoutingboy.bsky.social · 21/02/2026

it’s time for a total and complete shutdown of congressional metaphors until we can figure out what the hell is going on

Quote from the NEW YORK TIMES about a “talking filibuster” of the SAVE act. I count three metaphors, one of which contains an abuse of the word “literally”.

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“It is literally a pressure cooker, and the ball is 100 percent in their court,” Representative Anna Paulina Luna, Republican of Florida and a leading proponent of the legislation, said of G.O.P. senators. “I think at this point in time, even Thune realizes this is kind of a political hand grenade if they don’t act.”

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Amber Flannery Field (tour guide, dipshit) @americascomic.bsky.social · 20/02/2026

(Wait) Oh yes, wait a minute, Mister Policeman (Wait) Wai-hey-hey-hey-it, Mister Policeman (You could had saved her, look and see) Whoa yeah (I gave you all the clues, straight from me) Please, please, Mister Po-licee-man

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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 20/02/2026

anyway time for me to re-up my view that when you make claims like that as a journalist you should be able to answer the simple question “who said this and why do they matter?”

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Amber Flannery Field (tour guide, dipshit) @americascomic.bsky.social · 19/02/2026

Give a man a fish and he’ll eat for a day. Teach a man about Phish and he won’t shut up about Phish.

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