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@jesopo.bsky.social
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left-wing Catholic 🔗 jesopo.uk 📍 London, UK

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jesopo @jesopo.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
convert to Catholicism, go vegan, join your nearest antifascist direct action group, unionise your workplace
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jesopo @jesopo.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
i plan to
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jesopo @jesopo.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
DON'T BE MEAN TO YOURSELF I WILL BITE U TOMORROW
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jesopo @jesopo.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
YAY, OUTSTANDING
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jesopo @jesopo.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
based!
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jesopo @jesopo.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Nicolás!! LONG time no speak!! how's it going, friend
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jesopo @jesopo.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
i too have been trying my best, God willing
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jesopo @jesopo.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
bestie 🫶‼️ how are you it's been so long 🫶‼️‼️
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jesopo @jesopo.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
@skye.estrogen.faith what da frick when did u get a bluesky account
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jesopo @jesopo.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
do people still use this website
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jesopo @jesopo.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
sand cat
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jesopo @jesopo.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
might neither shit nor get off the pot
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jesopo @jesopo.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
friends with benefits (attends Mass with me)
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jesopo @jesopo.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
sry u need to become Catholic before we kiss
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jesopo @jesopo.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
the guards are to be rang
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jesopo @jesopo.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
got a big fat ass and a hurty tummy
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jesopo @jesopo.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
need a Catholic transgender woman with special interests
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jesopo @jesopo.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
"look at the state of you" is honestly a hall of fame British insult. devastating
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jesopo @jesopo.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
are you perhaps depressed
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jesopo @jesopo.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
but poop is as moved up as is possible, it literally comes from the other end of the tube, yet it can still come out. is the idea that you are so panicked that you are unable to push, rather than some physical phenomena actually holding it in
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jesopo @jesopo.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
can't*
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jesopo @jesopo.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
but why can you just push it out as if doing a poop? i know these questions sound naïve but to put it lightly this is an area in which i am deeply (pun intended) experienced and i still cant understand how this happens
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jesopo @jesopo.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
the absolute GOAT. I've got one too
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jesopo @jesopo.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
is that a Casio F-91W
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jesopo @jesopo.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
niche content but how do people get stuff stuck in their butts and have to go to hospital for it? like how is it even stuck? there's no one-way trap door in there. if it went in there's many options available for getting it out even with no flared base or with a weird shape
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jesopo @jesopo.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
wait you might be onto something
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jesopo @jesopo.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
need a transgender woman with hobbies and a website
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jesopo @jesopo.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
"white people dont have culture" try even whispering "her name is Noelle" in a room full of white people
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jesopo @jesopo.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
stored in the aforementioned balls
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jesopo @jesopo.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
balls
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jesopo @jesopo.bsky.social · 22/03/2024
do you remember when the internet felt like something you were a part of rather than something you used
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jesopo @jesopo.bsky.social · 17/01/2026
this is so lame
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jesopo @jesopo.bsky.social · 17/01/2026
we bullied Wil Wheaton off Mastodon im sure we can goatse ICE off Bluesky
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jesopo @jesopo.bsky.social · 17/01/2026
i hear ICE is on this app now. what happens if i skeet goatse at them
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jesopo @jesopo.bsky.social · 18/10/2024
when she invites you over for Bible study & chill but she pulls out the NIV
a picture of Tim Walz looking shocked and displeased
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jesopo @jesopo.bsky.social · 25/10/2025
that's a sand cat if i ever saw one
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jesopo @jesopo.bsky.social · 26/09/2025
too late let's hold hands in Mass
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jesopo @jesopo.bsky.social · 26/09/2025
*turns u Catholic with mind*
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jesopo @jesopo.bsky.social · 26/09/2025
i think it's both
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jesopo @jesopo.bsky.social · 26/09/2025
hi jaz lov u
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jesopo @jesopo.bsky.social · 01/09/2025
i hope he shits himself to death
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jesopo @jesopo.bsky.social · 01/09/2025
i hope he shits himself to death
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jesopo @jesopo.bsky.social · 06/03/2024
trying to view a file called "killed-in-gaza.json" in a "palestine-datasets" repository on github. github says "Sorry about that, but we can't show files that are this big right now."
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jesopo @jesopo.bsky.social · 15/03/2024
play that funky kubectl white boy
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jesopo @jesopo.bsky.social · 17/04/2024
it's a cold and it's a broken hallelujah
"The Suffering God" painting by Laur Iduc
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Samuel @samuel.fm · 26/05/2025
don’t worry guys, bluesky can be perfect so long as we all get along. first things first, we just need to agree on the exact kind of communist we’re all going to be
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jesopo @jesopo.bsky.social · 02/05/2025
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a close up of a chicken 's mouth with a light coming out of it 's beak .
ALT: a close up of a chicken 's mouth with a light coming out of it 's beak .
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Brandy Jensen @brandyjensen.bsky.social · 21/04/2025
realizing they won’t get this call tonight is rather heartbreaking
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jesopo @jesopo.bsky.social · 12/04/2025
you ate with this one
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jesopo @jesopo.bsky.social · 05/04/2025
proud of you, unc
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