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Jerry Timber

@jerrytimber.bsky.social
1.2K followers 1.3K following 12K posts

The most interesting thing about me is I don’t own a microwave. I’m a cool mule. I say fuck too much. Put the noodle on the griddle. Fuck the shuffle put the shit on repeat. Fuck clankers Fuck AI Fuck ICE PHISH! ⭕️

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David Roberts @volts.wtf · 22h
Holy shit.
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Jerry Timber @jerrytimber.bsky.social · 21h
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Ha Ha Nelson
ALT: Ha Ha Nelson
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Jerry Timber @jerrytimber.bsky.social · 21h
Jesus fucking Christ
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Jerry Timber @jerrytimber.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
No. We can’t. Power won’t let us.
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Jerry Timber @jerrytimber.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
A couple of new hinges should help.
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Jerry Timber @jerrytimber.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Yall fallin for it.
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Jerry Timber @jerrytimber.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
No. Not really.
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Lisa ✨⭕ ◡̈ @isleschick.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I think some of you want to take the drums away from this kid. 😆
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Jerry Timber @jerrytimber.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Me? Personally? I’d quit. It’s why I’m a loser.
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Jerry Timber @jerrytimber.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I guess. I just hope I die soon.
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Jerry Timber @jerrytimber.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Rich Men North of Richmond cover is coming.
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Jerry Timber @jerrytimber.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
This is late stage capitalism. Get yours or die in the street.
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Jerry Timber @jerrytimber.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Did you ever listen to the Dan Lebatard Show? They used to have a LOOKS LIKE competition.
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Jerry Timber @jerrytimber.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Why the fuck is McConkey even active?
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Jerry Timber @jerrytimber.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
They love the money.
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Jerry Timber @jerrytimber.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
In the US we wouldn’t stop the devil from holding office. We’re fucking stupid.
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Jerry Timber @jerrytimber.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Ah yes. Thank you.
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Jerry Timber @jerrytimber.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Being allowed to get away with literally EVERYTHING.
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Jerry Timber @jerrytimber.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
So, the US isn’t the only country with voters who are brain dead? Cool.
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Jerry Timber @jerrytimber.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Bolsonaro? Didn’t he die like 11 times over the last few years?
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Jerry Timber @jerrytimber.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
youtu.be/eY_8SyndC10
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Musk | Official Trailer | Bleecker Street
YouTube video by Musk
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Jerry Timber @jerrytimber.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
There aren’t enough Hemsworth and Baldwin brothers to cast in EVERY part. Sorry racists.
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Jerry Timber @jerrytimber.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Are model trains sentient? Some experts disagree.
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Jerry Timber @jerrytimber.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Dying at home or in the street is dignified and cheaper.
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Jerry Timber @jerrytimber.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Yep.
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Jerry Timber @jerrytimber.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
*NSYNC COVERS!!
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Jerry Timber @jerrytimber.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Interesting that Tim would want to deny representation to people that aren’t even in his state. What a fascist chud.
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Jerry Timber @jerrytimber.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
My fellow Conrad
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Philip Bump @pbump.com · 02/10/2026
As always, @boltsmag.org has the go-to, authoritative guide to the year's important elections. boltsmag.org/whats-on-the...
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Your Cheat Sheet to the 2026 General Elections - Bolts
Congressional races will take center stage on Nov. 3, but they’re just the tip of what to watch. Prosecutors and governors, attorneys general and sheriffs, school boards and mayors, utility... Read Mo...
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Jerry Timber @jerrytimber.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Awww, thanks.
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Jerry Timber @jerrytimber.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Little things like being abducted off the street and sent to a country you’ve never been for a misdemeanor? Like those little things?
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Jerry Timber @jerrytimber.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I bet if the ice cream shop could prove it was conservative there would be no issue.
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Jerry Timber @jerrytimber.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Death cult zombies and all
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Jerry Timber @jerrytimber.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I like the idea of Robert Kraft eating shit while I continue to not listen to Zach Bryan.
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Jerry Timber @jerrytimber.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Some phincel will emerge and shock us all.
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Jerry Timber @jerrytimber.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I have zero faith in the voters of Texas. Paxton winning should be a fucking embarrassment. But, we all know how important it is to own the libs.
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Jerry Timber @jerrytimber.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I recently finished a pet project where I put together 10 of my favorite songs from 500 artists and no….Eminem didn’t make the cut and probably wouldn’t if I stretch it to 1000.
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Jerry Timber @jerrytimber.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Another Eminem song I’ll never hear.
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Jerry Timber @jerrytimber.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
You you ever been anywhere? Ever?
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Jerry Timber @jerrytimber.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I threw myself in the swimming pool
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Jerry Timber @jerrytimber.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Cockblowberfest
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Jerry Timber @jerrytimber.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Haha!😂
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Jerry Timber @jerrytimber.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
The New Crossfire: with Cunningham and Gaines.
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Jerry Timber @jerrytimber.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Crossfire with Gaines and Cunningham
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Jerry Timber @jerrytimber.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
My Mom has bought up all the physical copies of The Onion in our town.
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Michelle @michelleroy78.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
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Jerry Timber @jerrytimber.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Been listening to a lot of #Phish from 1999 and two things stand out. The My Left Toes of 1999 and the Sands of 1999. That's all I guess.
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Jerry Timber @jerrytimber.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Who needs INSCRUTABLE NOTES WHEN AI IS PERFECT!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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Jerry Timber @jerrytimber.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
$70 million worth of more Zionism? Seems like a waste.
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Jerry Timber @jerrytimber.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I keep forgettin we're not in love anymore and don't want this damn kid.
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