Reposted by jroyIn Otter News @in-otter-news.bsky.social · 26/09/2026After a long day at the aquarium, the otters help tidy their toys away. Payment is made promptly and entirely in ice cubes. 331189733986
Reposted by jroydepths of wikipedia @depthsofwikipedia.bsky.social · 22/09/2026big fan of how absurdly high the quality of this video of a rotating chicken sandwich (which is on wikimedia commons for some reason) is 1972495
Reposted by jroyACARS Drama @acarsdrama.bsky.social · 09/08/2026Explaincars Drama: a first officer is a minimum equipment list item on any commercial airliner 1356
Reposted by jroyBolt thunder @boltthunder.bsky.social · 14/09/2026Y'all in nyc please be careful. Fishtank is trying to bait y'all. 11668964570
Reposted by jroyТsфdiиg @tsoding.bsky.social · 10/09/2026Just a reminder that use-after-free is impossible if you never free. 3964
Reposted by jroyhollerjuice @hollerjuice.bsky.bark.wolp.chat · 09/09/2026So uh...here we have a slightly more obscure one. This is a surprise gift artwork by Gauzi (YT: www.youtube.com/@Gauzi_ - You may have seen some of their videos in German Brainrot videos. They are, compared to other brainrot, not made with AI so please check them out, incredible stuff :3) 192
jroy @jerrynicki.bsky.social · 04/09/2026du weißt du bist im ibis wenn die seife deinen body rocken will 100
Reposted by jroy0x19.co @0x19.co · 31/08/2026it's not tylenol giving the kids autism it's actually me 302520772
Reposted by jroyRebane @rebane2001.bsky.social · 16/08/2026i believe "person bouncing ball" is the only emoji you can genderswap by naively reversing the string in js: tomboy = "\u2640\u200d\ufe0f\u26f9\ufe0f\u200d\u2642" femboy = tomboy.split``.reverse``.join`` 315224
Reposted by jroyACARS Drama @acarsdrama.bsky.social · 15/07/2026Air to Ground Message: HELLLLLO TEAM PHILLY, WE ARE DIVERTING FROM LGA. SEE YOU SOON, XOXOXO, -THE PILOTS Area: Raleigh, NC, USA Type: Airbus A320neo A: #a3e0f787932 F: #f3ae87497ba 0104
Reposted by jroyACARS Drama @acarsdrama.bsky.social · 16/07/2026Explaincars Drama: they had one job 1263
Reposted by jroyACARS Drama @acarsdrama.bsky.social · 28/06/2026Air to Ground Message: PAWS CROSSED LOL Area: Jacksonville, FL, USA Type: Airbus A319 A: #ad1ead528b1 F: #f6f0cf3646a 04722
jroy @jerrynicki.bsky.social · 22/06/2026straight up sshing it and by it i mean well lets jusr say root@jroy.space 130
Reposted by jroyWhy @why.bsky.world · 12/06/2026It’s really wild how much you hate cars the very second you get on a bike. Even with no previous history of car hating 1425916
jroy @jerrynicki.bsky.social · 29/05/2026das erwachsenen äquivalent von lehrer im supermarkt treffen ist seinen dönermann in der bahn zu treffen 040
Reposted by jroylynn @chordbug.bsky.social · 25/05/2026ayran is such a good invention. "salty yoghurt drink" really doesn't sound like anything. ungrammatical beverage. And yet it directly restores your hp 2182
Reposted by jroyRebane @rebane2001.bsky.social · 29/04/2026i love my wife so much i edit /shorts/ to /watch?v= before sending it a yt link 813113
Reposted by jroyACARS Drama @acarsdrama.bsky.social · 27/04/2026Air to Ground Message: GOOD MORNING PHILLY, WE DESPERATELY NEED, TRASH BAGS PLS Area: Washington DC, USA Type: Airbus A320neo A: #aa2f14a248f F: #fcb3623955d 021
Reposted by jroyACARS Drama @acarsdrama.bsky.social · 27/04/2026Air to Ground Message: NEED CATERING... NO WATER PAX ARE NOT IMPRESSED Area: Jacksonville, FL, USA Type: Airbus A220-300 A: #a1113fc5456 F: #f03e4895f46 041
jroy @jerrynicki.bsky.social · 24/04/2026je weniger fucks ich give desto mehr genzmogge ich meine ü30 arbeitsoomfies in den teams dms 010
jroy @jerrynicki.bsky.social · 22/04/2026can you really call yourself a systems architect if you've never given therapy to a system (the plural one) 010
Reposted by jroyhollerjuice @hollerjuice.bsky.bark.wolp.chat · 08/04/2026[plurality joke, what] "jesse, we need to cook", I say as my headmate jesse has been ordering delivery for the 5th day in a row 061
Reposted by jroydoll esters 🌑🐇 @agency.removal.surgery · 13/04/2026before you git push the envelope, first git commit to the bit 2275
jroy @jerrynicki.bsky.social · 04/04/2026ray pet peeve of the day: shows where characters consume a drug of any kind, and then either immediately or after a comical amount of time like 10 minutes act completely sober 110
Reposted by jroyuni @uniw.university · 03/04/2026der guy der alle leute nur mit dem ersten buchstaben ihres namens anspricht wenn ich ihn frage welches farbschema ich meiner linux distribution geben soll und er mich nicht sofort hört: u? bunt, u? 162
Reposted by jroyMara (ernst und professionell) @ebsksjk.gay · 22/07/2025house md und sein itler bruder readme md.... 021
jroy @jerrynicki.bsky.social · 17/03/2026lenovo deciding what order to put the ctrl and fn keys in on their laptops 120
Reposted by jroyFella 🦝 @debread.yeen.town.ap.brid.gy · 11/03/2026Flight attendants had to move my giant yoshi plush to an empty seat in the back because it was taking too much room in the ceiling compartment, look a what they did to him 😭😭 5756441803