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Jerry

@jerrycakes.bsky.social
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Louisiana by birth, central Iowa by residence. L50. Professionally trained and highly skilled driver. Type 2 diabetic, neurodivergent, bisexual. Notary public. Incidentally NSFW. Icon courtesy of @lartist.bsky.social

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Jerry @jerrycakes.bsky.social · 19h
Daaaaamn!
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Jerry @jerrycakes.bsky.social · 19h
Naah. I'm too old for that step.
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Jerry @jerrycakes.bsky.social · 19h
Oh, I know about the Fujita Scale. Glad you caught an error in the movie that someone should have
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Jerry @jerrycakes.bsky.social · 19h
And open-source the code on Github or wherever the cool kids are going these days
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Jerry @jerrycakes.bsky.social · 19h
I always hated driving on 95 through Connecticut. Your argument is valid.
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Jerry @jerrycakes.bsky.social · 20h
I call it UL-Lafayette from time to time.
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Jerry @jerrycakes.bsky.social · 22h
I'm not complaining. Give me more. More! MORE!
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Jerry @jerrycakes.bsky.social · 22h
YES!
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Jerry @jerrycakes.bsky.social · 22h
Under the Table and Dreaming was my introduction to the Dave Matthews Band.
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Jerry @jerrycakes.bsky.social · 22h
Good eye!
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Jerry @jerrycakes.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Currently teaching myself Spanish. I know what it sounds like and sometimes I even think in Spanish. NBD.
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Jerry @jerrycakes.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Is this the first weekend in NFL history where we've had 3 OT games end as such: one on a field goal, one on a TD and one in a tie? @quirkyresearch.bsky.social
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Jerry @jerrycakes.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
also: @surber.bsky.social - your Jelly Roll impression is fantastic. Pity I haven't been to Winston-Salem since early September. Might've checked out the Killer Antz! (No worries. I've got Spotify.)
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Jerry @jerrycakes.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
been listening to some older @shutdownfullcast.bsky.social episodes - had to rewind (twice) when @edsbs.bsky.social said he'd get rid of Butler Cabin at Augusta National and tie up Jim Nantz and force him to watch I put this on going north on I-25 in Wyoming after some discussions about Minions
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Jerry @jerrycakes.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
I think you had mentioned that (either in a reply or in a chat message to me). I have definitely missed people flirting with me. I have been getting better at my eye contact and such, particularly in the last month or so being back on the road. It's a skill. Like anything, practice makes perfect.
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Jerry @jerrycakes.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Dinero en la banco
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Jerry @jerrycakes.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
YES.
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Jerry @jerrycakes.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Sang this one when Tyler Childers came to Des Moines in July.
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Jerry @jerrycakes.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Are you talking about social cues that you might miss out on? Or something else?
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Jerry @jerrycakes.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
What? I told you my musical taste was diverse. If I could go back in time, I would learn how to play the banjo. 🪕
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Jerry @jerrycakes.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
The guy who trained me to haul fuel is a big bluegrass fan. I didn't know who Dan was until I researched his role in O Brother, Where Art Thou? (I also have some Junior Sisk, Balsam Range, Lost Highway and The Steeldrivers. That's the band Chris Stapleton was in before he went solo.)
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Jerry @jerrycakes.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Dan Tyminski? SOLD!
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Jerry @jerrycakes.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Looks great! Be safe out there. I'll be passing through SLC again on my way back to Des Moines. Squeaky hugs to you!
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Jerry @jerrycakes.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Sorry, y'all. I've got bigger shit to worry about (as usual) than this whole hand wringing y'all seem to do.
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Jerry @jerrycakes.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
You know, I'd probably pay more attention to Indigenous People's Day (what some of you call it) if I knew more Indigenous people. You know how many I know? At least two. TWO! It's not my fault I've lived where I've lived...
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Jerry @jerrycakes.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
I guess it's over, then?
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Jerry @jerrycakes.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
TIL that he's got that many triple doubles and is going to obliterate Westbrook's record 😳
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Jerry @jerrycakes.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
I see your Bojack Horseman reference and I LOVE it
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Jerry @jerrycakes.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
I never had one of those. My folks popped corn in a pot on the stove
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Jerry @jerrycakes.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
I listened to the last two minutes on SiriusXM NFL Radio and I had to facepalm myself
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Jerry @jerrycakes.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
That's what I thought when I heard he fumbled
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Jerry @jerrycakes.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Me too.
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Jerry @jerrycakes.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Jiffy Pop is what they call it. I think it's still around in the US.
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Jerry @jerrycakes.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
I heard Jefferson did The Griddy in the Crescent City
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Jerry @jerrycakes.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Yeah. There is NOBODY on the planet who can touch what Dolly did. Not even Lainey Wilson (who I like and who I find quite easy on the eyes.) More than a slippery slope there...
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Jerry @jerrycakes.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
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Stone Cold Steve Austin: WWE Legend
ALT: Stone Cold Steve Austin: WWE Legend
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Jerry @jerrycakes.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Oh, um ... I drove through that part of the country the other day. Saw the Big Sky headquarters. Didn't know it was out there!
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Jerry @jerrycakes.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
@chonkahedron.bsky.social just to let you know, I got rid of BiggerCity. Finally. Didn't serve any purpose anymore. As you were.
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Jerry @jerrycakes.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
I think it's very cute
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Jerry @jerrycakes.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
I heard this song for the first time, lying on a stretcher in what was New Orleans' Charity Hospital, wondering if my spine would ever be the same. Remind me to tell you the whole story sometime. You'll never believe it.
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Jerry @jerrycakes.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
I may give it a listen for the heck of it.
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Album Review – Miranda Lambert’s “Crisco” - Saving Country Music
This album is fine. It's meant to be fun. It's meant to be fluff. And similar to the Sturgill Simpson/Johnny Blue Skies "disco" album from earlier in the year, if you take this business too seriously,...
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Jerry @jerrycakes.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Went shopping for a new belt and hiking boot laces. Spied album by Miranda Lambert ("Crisco") for sale, on CD. $12. Gal at the western store asked me: "You got a CD player?" My response: "I have Spotify." Curiously checked to see if @savingcountrymusic.bsky.social had a review.
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Jerry @jerrycakes.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Not sure if you're looking for Christmas things in early October @rwparis2.bsky.social but I saw this at Kohl's here in West Des Moines.
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Jerry @jerrycakes.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
It's on a playlist of episodes I occasionally fall asleep to. Loaded heavily up front with two parts of the "Coleman Francis Ambien trilogy" (The Beast of Yucca Flats and Red Zone Cuba) and shorts interspersed in-between. Sadly, I'm usually out cold long before we get to Butch Deadlift.
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MST3K to fall asleep to - YouTube
MST3K episodes, and shorts, that are good enough to listen to and fall asleep to. Hi-keeba!
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Jerry @jerrycakes.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
I haven't watched Space Mutiny in its entirety. Or at least it's been a while. I really should get on that.
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Jerry @jerrycakes.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Does he know Blast Hardcheese? Big McLargeHuge?
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Jerry @jerrycakes.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
One of my favorite names, ever. Geaux Cajuns. 🌶️
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Jerry @jerrycakes.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
The bomb scene in Diamonds Are Forever with Mr. Kidd and Mr. Wint
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Mr. Wint and Mr. Kidd Final Attempt - Diamonds Are Forever (1971) - James Bond
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Jerry @jerrycakes.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Oh, pity Robbie Coltrane had to sully his acting career by dealing with that Rowling lady in the Potter films
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Jerry @jerrycakes.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Shitty Thunderball! YES!! 👏
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