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The Chonkahedron @chonkahedron.bsky.social · 8h

Cooking: yep, and getting better Whistle: yeah Draw: lol no Paint: nothing with form Swim: I might not be graceful but I can get where I want to be English: yes Dance: depends on your definition Sing: yep Drive: yep Gifting: pretty good Write: legibly Guitar: nope Speaking: clearly

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The Chonkahedron @chonkahedron.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

New glasses achieved. They also have clip on sunglasses and I'm very happy with them.

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D.J. Kirkland @ohheydj.bsky.social · 28/05/2026

Chasers learn to have a normal interaction with a bear/chub/cub challenge: Level impossible I fear.

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The Chonkahedron @chonkahedron.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Oh FFS. So many people following him too. Ick.

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The Chonkahedron @chonkahedron.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Oof. If you're a photographer and you're using AI in your promotional materials then I will never support your work and think less of you as a person and disregard you entirely as an artist.

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The Chonkahedron @chonkahedron.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Me and my 9 albums. www.my9albums.com

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Corey 4 A(utum)nal Fun🍁 🏳️‍🌈 @thealmostbear.bsky.social · 07/04/2026

“It’s like meeting the man of my dreams and deleting his beautiful wife…”

Kate Mulgrew as Capt. Kathryn Janeway and Fintan McKeown as Michael Sullivan (Fair Haven holodeck programme resident and barkeep). She looks at him (he is inactive) after executing a computer command within the holodeck.

Still from “Star Trek: Voyager”.

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The Chonkahedron @chonkahedron.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Happy Bearscots weekend to all those who celebrate!

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The Chonkahedron @chonkahedron.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

While I may mostly be a briefs guy these days, THESE HAVE COWBOY RACOONS ON THEM.

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The Chonkahedron @chonkahedron.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

(also time to make sure that my lockt*ber filter is still active)

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The Chonkahedron @chonkahedron.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

It's now officially October! Time to start on the scary movies!

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The Chonkahedron @chonkahedron.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Drop an album that was important to you when you were 19. Still pretty important to me 25 years later.

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The Chonkahedron @chonkahedron.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

If you want to get a vague idea of who I am using 9 each of films, songs, games and anime, here you go.

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The Chonkahedron @chonkahedron.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Saw a pair of these Under Armour briefs on eBay for literally $300. I got these in a Marshalls in Boston for about five bucks.

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The Chonkahedron @chonkahedron.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

I'm sad this shirt doesn't fit but if I was the sort of person who wore crop tops it would absolutely be getting chopped into this.

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The Chonkahedron @chonkahedron.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

Support your trans comrades. Fuck knows why this is so controversial a statement.

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The Chonkahedron @chonkahedron.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

Hahahaha fuck you, fuck your AI bullshit, fuck your restricted comments, and fuck off into the sun and take your dogshit music with you.

A screenshot from a particular "bear musician" on Instagram posting AI slop.

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The Chonkahedron @chonkahedron.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

Just remember, they changed the title to "Sorcerer's Stone" because they thought Americans were too stupid to understand "Philosopher's Stone".

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The Chonkahedron @chonkahedron.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

I will not be watching any of the annoying magic child programme. Not just because of my love of my trans homies, but also because I hate those books, I hate the author, and I hate the Disneyfication of Edinburgh that they have certainly wrought.

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The Chonkahedron @chonkahedron.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

Maybe I always found skyscrapers so interesting and cool because I grew up in a city without any.

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The Chonkahedron @chonkahedron.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

I'm far too funny to be on Biggercity.

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The Chonkahedron @chonkahedron.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

Realising it's been far too long since I've stomped about a dancefloor and this may be one of the (many) reasons for my low mood. I may need to remedy this soon. I'm also going to make this a thread of songs I want to shake my not insignificant self to.

youtu.be

The Human League - Empire State Human (Remastered 2003)

YouTube video by TheHumanLeagueVEVO

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The Chonkahedron @chonkahedron.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

Scrolling through BSky and saw a video for a brief second and thought "hey, that guy is pretty hot!" Dear reader. The guy in the video was me.

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The Chonkahedron @chonkahedron.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

Also, bust a more sizeable nut than I first thought.

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The Chonkahedron @chonkahedron.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

Monochrome Monday. Featuring belly.

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The Chonkahedron @chonkahedron.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

Ended up seeing @thatjeffisfunny.bsky.social on the recommendation of @joshuarpangborn.sidekickproductions.org and was a really enjoyable show! Also his guest tonight was @chrisgrace.com so that was a fun surprise ending to the Fringe for me!

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The Chonkahedron @chonkahedron.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

What's a movie you saw 3 or more times in theaters?

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The Chonkahedron @chonkahedron.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

Just found out Michael Baggott died last year. Damn

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The Chonkahedron @chonkahedron.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

And then me being a better lit tease. I guess I really am that fat, huh.

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The Chonkahedron @chonkahedron.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

And of course, me being a poorly lit tease.

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The Chonkahedron @chonkahedron.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

Finally got a new phone so wanted to see what it can do with awkward lighting conditions.

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The Chonkahedron @chonkahedron.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

Showered and ready for bed. And no, I don't feel comfortable sleeping naked.

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The Chonkahedron @chonkahedron.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

I'm not Canadian, but it is the only place I've ever been outside Scotland that felt like home. Also half of my favourite bands seem to be Canadian.

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Alexisonfire - Pulmonary Archery (Official Video)

YouTube video by Dine Alone Records

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The Chonkahedron @chonkahedron.bsky.social · 23/08/2026

Saw The Cure. While there might have been some songs I'd rather they played than some of the ones they did, I guess, if I had to choose, they played my top 4 fave songs and it was amazing and I will be coming down from an incredible gig high for the next few days.

This is entirely the wrong weather for the GOTHIEST BAND OF ALL TIME.

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The Chonkahedron @chonkahedron.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

Much like a discussion on scrotal elephantiasis, I was speaking hyperbolically.

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The Chonkahedron @chonkahedron.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

So not only was Idiocracy a documentary, looks like so was Josie & The Pussycats.

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The Chonkahedron @chonkahedron.bsky.social · 13/08/2026

Just thinking that there's a lot of reasons that chast*ty is such a huge turn off for me. And it's not just because the thought of giving someone control over any part of my anatomy makes me feel sick. And the thought of not being able to clean under my foreskin every day makes me shudder.

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