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@jerjessen.bsky.social
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Twin Cities, MN. 🎸and🎤 for Rad Owl. Proud father of 3. Air drum for cardio.

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David_j_roth @davidjroth.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
This is interesting because it challenges two widely held political assumptions: 1) that people love it when everything at the supermarket is at least $8.99 and 2) that the easiest way to win voters over is to go on TV every day and say that you need to build a big event space or you'll die.
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Ken Tremendous @kentremendous.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
Gentlemen. I suggest a collective act of resistance. Obviously we will observe all appropriate norms. But: if, at the event, we were all to wear a small pin? A ribbon, mayhap, symbolizing -- *Trump storms in, throws his shit all over everyone's face, launches nukes* -- okay then, yes, I see
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Ken Tremendous @kentremendous.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
It is not the laundry bag's job to contain the laundry. It is not the oboist's job to play the oboe. It is not the foosball player's job to hit the ball into the opposing foosball goal. It is not the chimney sweep's job to sweep the chimney. It is not the typesetter's job to set the type. It is no
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jerjessen.bsky.social @jerjessen.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
Admittedly a little more focused on the Ziemer watch, myself...
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
I think the bigger security risk is the gestapo she runs that murders people for standing in the street and kidnaps children to put them in concentration camps. But sure, if the shoe thing gets her shitcanned, do what you gotta do.
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jerjessen.bsky.social @jerjessen.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
Thank you, sir! We all appreciate everything you do for the twin cities community!
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jerjessen.bsky.social @jerjessen.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
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jerjessen.bsky.social @jerjessen.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
@wesburdine.bsky.social hey Wes, will the Blackhart have the USA/Germany Men’s hockey game on tomorrow? Doesn’t have to be a main screen, just A screen. Asking for a few hockey AND soccer junkies who’d like to be patrons tomorrow. ❤️🤘🏻
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jerjessen.bsky.social @jerjessen.bsky.social · 13/02/2026
The epitome of “want em on your team, hate em when they’re not” player. She rules.
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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 10/02/2026
They're building concentration camps with my tax money Chuck. They're torturing children. They're murdering innocent people on the street. What are you doing.
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jerjessen.bsky.social @jerjessen.bsky.social · 02/02/2026
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jerjessen.bsky.social @jerjessen.bsky.social · 29/01/2026
We’re being led by the blind
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spirit airlines presents: airplane fall @makeitsnow.bsky.social · 23/01/2026
aerial view of the white house, tagged with several red, black and white markers as seen in the image of drake’s home accompanying ‘they’re not like us’
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NY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 22/01/2026
Ice. Ice. Baby. Five-year-olds are now fair game in the deportation business. How low can the age go? We speak to three MAGA moms who just want a fair playing field when it comes to limited kindergarten spots at the best public schools.
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Radley Balko @radleybalko.bsky.social · 22/01/2026
You’re arresting terrified children and using them as bait. Arresting kids getting treatment at doctors’ offices. Blinding protesters. Illegally raiding homes. Making people terrified to leave their homes. You want to pee in peace? Quit your fucking job.
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jerjessen.bsky.social @jerjessen.bsky.social · 20/01/2026
It's KINDA funny...
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Ken Tremendous @kentremendous.bsky.social · 19/01/2026
"Yelling at a Nazi" is super high up on the list of things that do not require an apology
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The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 15/01/2026
🔥 From @statuscoupnews.bsky.social : “This is nuts. What the fuck is going on? I’ve never protested in my life… they tell you it’s immigrants — it’s fucking anybody. They’re just trying to scare people. I’m not paid to be here. I have to work in the morning. This is wrong.”
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jerjessen.bsky.social @jerjessen.bsky.social · 15/01/2026
Minnesota thanks you, @davidjroth.bsky.social .
defector.com
Fascists Are Pathetic | Defector
Two days before a shouting cluster of its agents surrounded the car of a Minneapolis mother and shot her to death last week, ICE was demanding answers from the Hilton hotel group on X.com. “Why did yo...
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Josh Gondelman @joshgondelman.bsky.social · 11/01/2026
"It wasn't murder, and if you say it was murder we will kill you, which again will not be murder."
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Ken Jennings @kenjennings.bsky.social · 07/01/2026
The “prosecute the former regime at every level” candidate has my vote in 2028.
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David_j_roth @davidjroth.bsky.social · 23/12/2025
I know she's just kind of saying whatever, but it's on-brand for Bari Weiss to review a damning story about the US sending people to a concentration camp and respond "we can't air this, have you even asked Tom Homan if he feels bad about any of it yet?" Perfect readout of who she sees, and doesn't.
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Denny Carter @dennycarter.bsky.social · 08/12/2025
Aaron Rodgers and Kirk Cousins, two guys who said they would rather die than get the COVID vaccine, are the two most prominent NFL players to blow their Achilles over the past five years. Back to the drawing board!
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Schooley @schooley.bsky.social · 18/11/2025
Losing it at women reporters is definitely the way to tamp down accusations of abusing girls.
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Ken Tremendous @kentremendous.bsky.social · 12/11/2025
When you’re definitely the good guys
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Ken Tremendous @kentremendous.bsky.social · 27/10/2025
It must be so fun to play with Aaron Rodgers. If you don't make literally every catch on every ball he throws to you no matter how inaccurate he puts his hands on his hips and curses at you like an alcoholic gym teacher and then after the game you have to hear about how 5G causes IBS
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Denny Carter @dennycarter.bsky.social · 22/10/2025
This is what I mean when I say traditional media can't handle the right's bad faith. In no way was DOGE made to simply trim government spending. It was made to nullify Congress and take a hatchet to programs that ran afoul of the regime's agenda. That media can't say this reinforces the bad faith.
Borges is not the only Social Security official to raise concerns about the safety of data under the U.S. DOGE Service, which was launched by billionaire Elon Musk to cut costs across the government.
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Schooley @schooley.bsky.social · 21/10/2025
🔲 Are you white?
U.S.
How Trump Is
Changing the U.S.
Citizenship Test
Critics say an update to the civics exam applicants have to take makes it harder and more subjective.
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Denny Carter @dennycarter.bsky.social · 19/10/2025
If someone “doesn’t understand” the No Kings protests, they just don’t want to understand. Understanding would undercut their entire worldview.
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jerjessen.bsky.social @jerjessen.bsky.social · 17/10/2025
All of these soulless rubes are living on the Ricky Bobby “but I said with all due respect?” And because legacy media is gutless and ill equipped, it continues to work for them.
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jerjessen.bsky.social @jerjessen.bsky.social · 12/10/2025
“System goaltender.” -that guy on Twitter
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David_j_roth @davidjroth.bsky.social · 25/09/2025
It rocks that this sort of thing is just playing with the sound on in every waiting room in the country once you get 50 miles outside a major city. Two people with stuffed animal eyes shaking their heads sadly over footage of the president being inconvenienced briefly.
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David_j_roth @davidjroth.bsky.social · 17/09/2025
Incredible achievement that the one price that the Trump administration has brought down notably is "cocaine."
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Marisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 09/09/2025
it’s like actually really uncool, man, that you won’t surrender to authoritarianism. stop being so square, man. you’re really killing the vibes, man.
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jerjessen.bsky.social @jerjessen.bsky.social · 05/09/2025
So the ticket, merchandise and TV revenue less operating costs is evenly distributed to the shareholders???
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 20/08/2025
how many times am I gonna have to post this
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Conservative Man Proudly Frightened Of Everything
FLOWER MOUND, TX—Condemning the “woke left” for what he called the “modern evisceration of masculinity,” local conservative man Hank Daniels confirmed Monday that he was never going to stop being prou...
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 14/08/2025
theonion.com
Conservative Man Proudly Frightened Of Everything
FLOWER MOUND, TX—Condemning the “woke left” for what he called the “modern evisceration of masculinity,” local conservative man Hank Daniels confirmed Monday that he was never going to stop being prou...
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jerjessen.bsky.social @jerjessen.bsky.social · 06/08/2025
Absolute nonsense. Good lord.
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 15/07/2025
I'd just like to point out how weird it is that places with hundreds or even thousands of reporters — the NYT, WaPo, CBS, NBC, AP, etc. — are all getting pummeled on every major story by the dozen computerboys at Wired. To fumble the bag this consistently is, at some point, cowardice and a choice.
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jerjessen.bsky.social @jerjessen.bsky.social · 23/05/2025
I imagine the inside of a bottle of cleaning solution is F***** CLEAN.
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jerjessen.bsky.social @jerjessen.bsky.social · 12/05/2025
Absolute brain stew
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David_j_roth @davidjroth.bsky.social · 09/04/2025
I'm sure there will be many other justifications offered, in rapid succession. But it's wild to be heading into a self-induced recession behind more or less this reasoning.
The iconic @Dankgdl tweet reading "Once before class my friend said to me 'time to clean house' and walked into the class his brother was in and just kicked him in the nuts."
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CJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 06/04/2025
Paige Bueckers on the hug with Geno: "Yeah, he told me he loved me and I told him I hated him, so ..."
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Denny Carter @dennycarter.bsky.social · 05/04/2025
The greatest mind of our generation has invented the trade environment we had as of five days ago.
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David_j_roth @davidjroth.bsky.social · 03/04/2025
Kind of funny that a lot of this is happening because all these rich and powerful people are afraid to contradict a fey old dunce who watches TV for 19 hours every day. A fitting way to go out for the worst and wimpiest elite the US ever produced. "Can't read, didn't want to get yelled at."
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jerjessen.bsky.social @jerjessen.bsky.social · 23/03/2025
I’ve loved Brad Frost’s contribution to the MN program…..but hire.this.lady. yesterday.
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🔪🔪🔪bryan 🔪 🔪 🔪 @murderxbryan.bsky.social · 17/03/2025
One of the best politics things is when a senator or whatever does something unambiguously evil and then is like “I unfortunately cannot go among my constituents because they hate me too much. It’s their fault, they are mean”
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David_j_roth @davidjroth.bsky.social · 15/03/2025
Not a profound or nuanced observation, obviously, but I am really struggling with how fucking evil everything is every day. Everything I love and admire about this stupid and amazing country just constantly getting vandalized and brutalized by people who hate all those things. Not digging it.
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David_j_roth @davidjroth.bsky.social · 14/03/2025
As a Senator, I serve a cause higher than what my constituents might "want," or the interests of the labor unions that support my party, or even the continued function of the republic itself. And that cause is uh... hmm this is embarrassing. Wow. I definitely had it written down. On a post-it. Haha.
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