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Eri!!!!! :03 ΘΔ @mandateofheaven.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Im gonna explode
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Jeri @jericu.bsky.social · 2h
Stuck on the toilet and have to hear my mom loudly talking conspiracy theory bullshit on the phone I'm so fucking pissed right now
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Quest 64 Official @quest64official.bsky.social · 7h
Just in case you didn't know ModRetro fucking sucks and "Automated War Initiative" is a disgusting title Also, War Crime Enthusiast Palmer Luckey is incredibly thin skinned and will chase you around various social media platforms if you talk sauce about him and his shitty M64. Worth it.
FB comment:

Palmer Luckey: Mike Fink the M64 is $230 not $320 and it is far more powerful than the Mister. We developed our own core and open sourceed all the hardware and software 

And Aduril helps kill Russians, not children

Me: Palmer Free Luckey that's without the controller, not included, which is $90 

And also fuck youWe still clown on you with memes
Palmer Luckey and is shit handheld emulator, along with other fascists that don't care about human life, like Elon Musk and JD Vance
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Jeri @jericu.bsky.social · 10h
It should be illegal for a Street Brawl match to last over half an hour.
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Jeri @jericu.bsky.social · 12h
I know her design is The Boring One of the options for voting in Deadlock atm, but Violet's ruined poster having a monster drawn over her (when everyone elses is mostly just a normal destroyed poster w/ some easter eggs) gives me hope she's got an interesting kit
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Aura/Moom @moomanibe.bsky.social · 16h
I frequently see "AI" boosters implying that LLMs are simply an innate and superior part of coding now, inescapable, and that literally all programmers agree with them. And, well. That, too, is a form of propaganda
Looking at my software peers in 2026 I see fatigued faces, I see frustration, and I see a lot of people looking for a way out of an industry that seems poised on the brink of collapse. LLMs are being pushed on us at every turn, most people seem at best frustrated by them, and ultimately they seem to appeal most to people who see the production of software as a purely mechanical means to an end. They are antithetical, however, to the idea of software as a craft, or something requiring both initial and ongoing care. As an expression of the soul.
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Jeri @jericu.bsky.social · 17h
Speaking as someone who casually watched Deadlock prior to the latest update: it's very funny watching pre-patch games and realizing the city used to be 20% actual designed buildings and 80% glorified grey boxes with windows and "HOSPITAL" written on them in bold letters.
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JIAN @jiansketch.com · 01/10/2026
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Jeri @jericu.bsky.social · 19h
I wish my fat ass could get a chair for my computer that isn't uncomfortable to sit in for more than like 30 minutes
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Jeri @jericu.bsky.social · 22h
Late to watching it, but
Kamen Rider My-Th is crazy good this week.
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Jeri @jericu.bsky.social · 22h
in light of Kamen Rider Ex-Aid getting an official release, my opinion on it is thus: it is peak Kamen Rider, except for some pacing issues and also all of the parts where it sucks ass.
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Zoe TunnHELL ➡️ NYCC @zoewithasword.bsky.social · 23h
The idea that Newsom is even remotely a serious candidate for president is so goddamn clown shoes at this point In the past month he's vetoed LGBTQ+ rights measures, pushed the Paramount merger through, further cozied up to AI barons and now this. Dude couldn't even win a Governor reelection now
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Jeri @jericu.bsky.social · 23h
I have been playing Deadlock in light of the recent update, but I'm afraid of playing a moba in solo queue so I've been doing Street Brawl, and what I've learned is that I might not be the biggest fan of Deadlock Street Brawl other than the fact that when I play Silver my Ult procs super easily.
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mcc @dryad.technology · 01/10/2026
Video games are RUINING gaming. RT if you think gaming was better before games
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hammy @hamhamfantasy.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
i like when minfilia haunts the narrative so bad it’s hurting herself and everyone around her and the entire reflection #hamhammedia
the ghost of minfilia and the haunted blonde ryne asking: do I look like your girlfriend? a reference to the niche indie game silent hill 2. because i think the physical representation that’s projected onto ryne would go crazy. that’s an essay for someone else.

thancred is here with no comment.
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Greliz @greliz.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I don't know. I don't know. Please. I do not know.
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ka92 @ka92.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
オーカミ
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Jeri @jericu.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I make two kinds of commander decks: -"I think this might be a little too powerful" get steamrolled -"This one's totally fine" steamrolls
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Jeri @jericu.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
There is no card that can face a magically power-up Dark Clown!
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sylvia @sylvibullet.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
it's wild that this only has 300 or so retweets i feel like this is a generational wrestling post
twitter post by @thewoterman which says

People were joking that the first njpw usa show was going to be mostly bullet club fans, but I still went and saw one of them standing in the middle of the hallway do the kenny omega taunt at a girl with a bullet club shirt  and then say "bullet babe detected".

and it's only got 337 retweets which is fucked up it's really funny.
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Jeri @jericu.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I got Io in Fortune's Weave (Dietrich's route) because his requirements are turbo low and I was surprised to find that he seems Fine, decent stats and okay growth despite everyone saying he's ass, and then I realized he's not at the level recommended for the next fight like usual. He's level 20.
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Jeri @jericu.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I saw someone say their Theodora had awful stat growth and they never got Strength. My Theodora quickly became an unkillable monster with like 30 strength so maybe they just aren't pure enough of heart idk
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Jeri @jericu.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
That's a wrap on Theodora's part 1! I enjoyed that quite a bit, Theodora is very good, though it's clear the big character moments are gonna have to wait for part 2. Not sure whose part 1 I'm gonna do next. I'm kinda leaning towards Dietrich just because I feel like I barely know what his deal is.
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bijan (spooky version) @bijan.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
i think about this post all the time. you might too
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I am paid a very high salary to design new ways to hurt innocent people. Please don't hurt me. I want to live. My job is to hurt your children. Please, don't do anything to me. I want to be safe. My job is to make your family sick. I want to live. Please, I deserve to live. Pleas
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Jeri @jericu.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I wanted to finish my first Fire Emblem path tonight but I got distracted watching Yu-Gi-Oh and Kamen Rider with friends. Whoops!
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Ify Nwadiwe @ifycomedy.com · 25/09/2026
Meanwhile, I’m like:
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Rip Bozo
ALT: Rip Bozo
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headfallsoff @headfallsoff.com · 24/09/2026
never forget that in the final moments of mario odyssey that nintendo, in their hour of need, blatantly rip off sonic and crush 40 because despite being the ‘better’ games they still need that live and lean x-factor to push it over the finish line
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Val @ BOO! Goes the Bride (of Frankenstein) @valwrites.ca · 24/09/2026
Anglerfish female says male anglerfish will retain "distinct identity" despite being absorbed into her body and losing his brain
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Jeri @jericu.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
as far as I can tell, part of your first Fire Emblem Fortune's Weave path is gonna be figuring out what units are worth recruiting and which ones you can leave behind. Noctula puts in work. Nydine is bad, which breaks my heart because she's got a great design. Loretta is strong. Zarcone is not.
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Jeri @jericu.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
near the end of Theodora's path (close to the end of her penultimate chapter) and everything seems Fine which is how I know everything is about to get Very Bad
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Kyrie Page @kyriepage.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Rest in peace to Richard Harrison, impeccable B-movie master, part of one of the funniest movie endings of all time.
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Angie @charmwitch.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Fire Emblem Fortune's Weave is a funny game. Queen Theodora and her son boy she'd kill everyone in the room for.
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smorl girl @blivveries.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
concept of back
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Jeri @jericu.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I'm like 3/4th of the way through Theodora's campaign and I only figured out a chapter or two ago that sending a battalion to search an area or recruiting soldiers doesn't use up a turn and you can just do it if you land on a spot. Fuckin, oops!
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Coyote vs. LinkedIn @knabewolf.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
September, but I lost my 45 adapter
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Aura/Moom @moomanibe.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
It would not be an exaggeration to say Microsoft has singlehandedly obliterated a large % of the North American AAA industry at this point
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Jeri @jericu.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I was thinking of buying some pokemon 30th packs because I find the scalpers complaining funny, but I looked at the card list and unfortunately none of my favorite pokemon are in the set, womp womp
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Dan Whitehead @danwhitehead.net · 22/09/2026
Nothing will ever be enough for these people.
Microsoft gross profit for the quarter ending June 30, 2026 was $60.482B, a 15.36% increase year-over-year.
Microsoft gross profit for the twelve months ending June 30, 2026 was $225.465B, a 16.28% increase year-over-year.
Microsoft annual gross profit for 2026 was $225.465B, a 16.28% increase from 2025.
Microsoft annual gross profit for 2025 was $193.893B, a 13.38% increase from 2024.
Microsoft annual gross profit for 2024 was $171.008B, a 17.09% increase from 2023.
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headfallsoff @headfallsoff.com · 22/09/2026
this whole xbox thing feels like a true emperors no clothes moment. there is so obviously no plan, anything announced yesterday is overruled tomorrow, that even reporting the facts feels laughably insufficient.
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Carter Lowe @whitesoxx.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Jason Benetti gets roasted by his own production crew with the camera cut after his Austro-Turkish War reference. #DNMW #Tigers
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Jeri @jericu.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
strategically waiting until 5:01 PM to send in a job application so I know I at least have the rest of the night before anyone potentially starts bothering me about it
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Jeri @jericu.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
unemployment is a sort of humiliation ritual state governments force people through to prove that they deserve the meager amount of assisted income they provide when your job options are "break your back for $10/hour 60 hour weeks" or "supermarket job that only needs someone 2 hours/month"
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Steeeve Duffy @stevenduffysstuffy.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
How I’ve Been Pronouncing It (Feat. Foghorn Leghorn, my… roommate?)
Comic. I’m at my desk, leaning over to the doorway, saying “Hey! Foghorn! Foghorn Leghorn! Get in here!”
Foghorn Leghorn is walking past the doorway, “Boy, I tell ya, I tell ya, not so loud, boy. What, I say, I say, what d’ya want?”
Next panel, I’m gesturing to my computer. “How do I find that really good manga you recommended? It’s an anime now? I keep getting Halloween costumes.” Foghorn leans over my chair, “well, boy, I say, I say, you ain’t typin the entire title.”
Last panel, I turn around- “you said ‘witch hat.’ Foghorn gets in my face- “open your ears, boy!! ‘Witch Hat Atelier, I tell ya! I tell ya ‘Atelier,’ I tell ya’”
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Scorigami @nflscorigami.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
🏈 GB 20 - 17 NYJ FINAL 👎 That's Antigami! 20-17 is the most common result in NFL history. This score has happened 302 times before. Last time: Jan 18, 2026 Los Angeles Rams defeated Chicago Bears
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shaun @shaunvids.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
the republicans are wide open on several fronts, historically unpopular president, unpopular war, record high gas. any dem throwing trans people under the bus at this moment is doing it because they want to. not like they need to, do they. even if it worked as a vote winner, which it doesn't
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Jeri @jericu.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
listening to the MTG Drive to Work podcast on how bad Aftermath went (because I love being a hater) and I'm glad Rosewater at least acknowledges how preposterous it is that they were so cautious with Battles we still haven't seen any more but they were so all-in on Epilogue boosters it fucked up OTJ
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Gareth Watkins @garethwatkins.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
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Jeri @jericu.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I'm playing Fire Emblem Fortune's Weave, I feel like I must be missing something because my crew is consistently below the recommended level for story missions and I'm finding like zero gifts to give people.
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james, but scary. @abacadabber.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
They really should be explicit in the headline that the rise in South Asian hate rhetoric is stemming directly from the united states government.
Screenshot from article: “A recent example came last week when the Department of Homeland Security posted an image on social media depicting an Indian man with the words "Get off our roads, you don't know how to drive Mr. Singh."”
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Jeri @jericu.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I'm like 8-ish real hours into new fire emblem and the story is strange in part because I. You know. Already know where it's all going. Kind of immutable.
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