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thinking about a bit more (as someone who hasn't seen this guy's work either, I don't think), I'd say a better statement would simply be something like "sorry, I am donating X amount of money to these orgs, you will never hear from me again" and then just live a life outside of being a pub figure

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putting (Pedophile High School) as Alex's credit on everything and not explaining what it means

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not sure why no one sent us millions of dollars to make this immediately...

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Absurdist comedy: Why is there a Cowboy who is a doctor?
How did he fight in the Civil War if the show takes place in
the present day? How can you shoot the cancer out of
someone?

These questions will never be answered.

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in the bonus episode of Quorators this week, Alex and I briefly discuss the time we pitched a tv show called Cowboy M.D. that everyone hates and how we included this image at the end of the pitch but it somehow *still* didn't get picked up www.patreon.com/quorators

us writing COWBOY MD on a whiteboard and then drawing a line through the C

and then it says "An idea that... makes CENTS"

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not sure what the "right" thing to do here is other than to not rape someone in the first place but i guess just go away forever?

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mary houlihan @maryhoulie.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

posting a statement like "misogyny is wrong and hurts women. ESPECIALLY the time i sexually assaulted one" is truly wild & grim

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i am self-producing comedy tv shows for youtube that have punchlines every 10 seconds and they are not an open mic in texas please support by watching & sharing & telling all ur friends ❤️ youtu.be/VW_uYM7gEwc?...

youtu.be

Rough Crowd (Mary Houlihan, Dina Hashem, Jeremy Kaplowitz, Sean Donnelly, Kunal Arora)

YouTube video by The Mary Houlihan Show

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you should gang stalk my podcast by watching my every movement for one hour and ten minutes in this youtube video

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jeremy kaplowitz @jeremykaplowitz.com · 29/09/2026

both are great but i'd say Primetime because if you *had* to see one on streaming, History of Concrete already kind of feels like watching a youtube video in a movie theater

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glad to hear you're not listening to the stupid convo anymore

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Quorators @quorators.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Watch our new episode all about gang stalking: youtu.be/i70FrKMHUsI

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you should gang stalk my podcast by watching my every movement for one hour and ten minutes in this youtube video

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Obama laying the groundwork to attempt the post-transition third term loophole

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jeremy kaplowitz @jeremykaplowitz.com · 26/09/2026

not sure what incorrect vibes i'm giving off lately that multiple people thought i'm the guy they should go to to say that taylor swift has a new song that is bad. i do not care

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this was at Le Poisson Rouge. last minute show by Mannequin Pussy and Militarie Gun

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jeremy kaplowitz @jeremykaplowitz.com · 26/09/2026

went to a punk show in a basement venue during the nor'easter and made it home alive 👍

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Quorators @quorators.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Kyle Gordon helps us answer some Quora questions about him. Full episode: youtu.be/QcXhMwKxCHA

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jeremy kaplowitz @jeremykaplowitz.com · 25/09/2026

no, but she did bring up the Carrot Incident

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jeremy kaplowitz @jeremykaplowitz.com · 24/09/2026

if you think about how small my family is, when my grandpa died that was the equivalent of one million 9/11s

Benjamin Netanyahu says October 7th was the equivalent of "sixteen 9/11s."

"Proportionately," the death of 1,200 Israelis is "equal to" the death of 40,000 Americans, he says.

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jeremy kaplowitz @jeremykaplowitz.com · 23/09/2026

i don't think that counts but also i don't really care about The Rule (although i do tend to adhere to it)

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jeremy kaplowitz @jeremykaplowitz.com · 23/09/2026

i am in a tasteful Idles hat tyvm

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jeremy kaplowitz @jeremykaplowitz.com · 23/09/2026

turnstile show mostly turnstile shirts. thoughts on this? this has been a nyc band shirt report

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jeremy kaplowitz @jeremykaplowitz.com · 22/09/2026

oh but if i wear a red charlie kirk inspired neck bandana, that's offensive?!

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jeremy kaplowitz @jeremykaplowitz.com · 22/09/2026

and these supposed lolcows, as you call them...they produce a sort of...laughtermilk?

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Quorators @quorators.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

What does it feel like to have groupies? full episode: youtu.be/QcXhMwKxCHA

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i was never a diehard Community fan. i loved that NBC Thursday night block when i was in high school and college (The Office, Parks and Rec, Community, 30 Rock all in a row), but i think 30 Rock was usually the best of the four and often P&R was number 2. Community is fun though. especially s1-3

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the only bad part of BCS is season one when it was trying to be More Breaking Bad

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i tried to dress as Forrest for Halloween in 2015 and literally zero people got it

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yea that's a great call. maybe all the best tv shows are comedies

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fucking god damn it i forgot Detroiters i'm going to kms

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