Jerry @jeremheinrichs.bsky.social · 01/10/2026I'm just an angry drunk boy stuck in a barrel while everyone films it 010 1
Jerry @jeremheinrichs.bsky.social · 23/09/2026@mark-carney.bsky.social they're calling you a coward. Trump says Canada will never be a fully metric country. It's now or never 010 1
Jerry @jeremheinrichs.bsky.social · 21/09/2026I'm spiraling about the $100 half tank of fuel I got yesterday while my neighbor is blissfully pressure washing his driveway for five and a half hours 000 0
Jerry @jeremheinrichs.bsky.social · 08/09/2026One of these fucking days man it's been ten years of this shit 011 1
Jerry @jeremheinrichs.bsky.social · 05/09/2026A good day to read a review of Elon Musks favorite game 010 1
Jerry @jeremheinrichs.bsky.social · 25/08/2026The cool thing about this is that we're going to witness a vehemently luddite generation inherit silicon valley 040 4
Jerry @jeremheinrichs.bsky.social · 15/08/2026Clearly he did not shoot a random guy, he shot a very specific guy. It's very unfortunate that death by fiduciary duty is invisible to dupes like this 040 4
Reposted by Jerryjenny tightpants @jtp.bsky.social · 10/08/2026this machine is inherently unpredictable. here's why you should rely on it for everything 464256 642
Jerry @jeremheinrichs.bsky.social · 31/07/2026Google is clearly trying hard but failing to land on that knife's edge between lawful evil and chaotic evil 110 1
Jerry @jeremheinrichs.bsky.social · 27/07/2026A bummer with the current moment and the dudes driving it are that some of these things could be awesome. AR glasses teaching you how to tune a carburetor in real time or a real self driving car so I could get my rural ass to a bar and back. But alas it's smoke, mirrors and perverts all the way down 010 1
Jerry @jeremheinrichs.bsky.social · 25/07/2026Just a catastrophic face. Completely fucks up having a mouth. 010 1
Reposted by Jerryc0nc0rdance @c0nc0rdance.bsky.social · 02/02/2026This is one of my favorite optical illusions, because even when you know specifically HOW IT WORKS, it's still hard to make your brain believe it. The image below is real-world video, but you're being tricked into believing it's an elaborate miniature by the DIORAMA EFFECT. Let's talk about it. 302023747 2K
Jerry @jeremheinrichs.bsky.social · 18/07/2026True mastery of licking the boot as it stamps on your face forever 0422 42
Jerry @jeremheinrichs.bsky.social · 17/07/2026Off the Mark Carney should listen to our American friends and treat this like the national security threat that it is 020 2
Jerry @jeremheinrichs.bsky.social · 06/07/2026Extremely funny if the other Bryan Johnson outlives Bryan Johnson 010 1
Reposted by Jerry🇨🇦JOY 🇨🇦 @joycomes.bsky.social · 05/07/2026White-crested Helmet-shrikes of sub-Saharan Africa, highly gregarious birds live in close-knit, cooperative flocks of up to 16 individuals. They forage insects, build nests, and defend their territory together as a cohesive social unit. Male and female are identical. Famous for "Sunflower eyes" 321663237 1.7K
Reposted by Jerryerika @yeeeerika.bsky.social · 27/06/2026they should make a grocery store exclusively for people with spatial awareness 6506 50
Jerry @jeremheinrichs.bsky.social · 06/06/2026Why is his mouth shaped like this? Incredibly stupid shape and getting worse 010 1
Jerry @jeremheinrichs.bsky.social · 02/06/2026I'm being indicted for unsanctioned milk crate usage 000 0
Jerry @jeremheinrichs.bsky.social · 27/05/2026Someone should dig up Thatcher for a quick second and stuff Blair into her casket 020 2
Jerry @jeremheinrichs.bsky.social · 24/05/2026Doing my own little retvrn this summer by keeping a glass of ice water in the fridge door like my great grandmother used to 010 1
Reposted by Jerryjourneyman folklorist @aniceburrito.bsky.social · 17/05/2026Guy with visible stink lines: the birth rate, 594531556 9.5K
Jerry @jeremheinrichs.bsky.social · 09/05/2026Can't imagine what it would feel like to find a coworker who cleans the rim of a paint can before putting the lid back on 000 0
Jerry @jeremheinrichs.bsky.social · 06/05/2026It is impressive to me that this guy does not run out of bad ideas. Just a fire hose of stupid. Shame it's not convertible to watts 010 1
Jerry @jeremheinrichs.bsky.social · 05/05/2026What the fuck. That's not a piece of medical equipment. Don't put anything that goes chomp chomp into a person. Jesus wept. I have more precise tools for removing nails from pieces of woood 020 2
Jerry @jeremheinrichs.bsky.social · 04/05/2026In the tire store waiting area and a man has taken off his shoes 020 2
Jerry @jeremheinrichs.bsky.social · 02/05/2026Got absolutely roasted in a dream a few nights ago and I'm still nervous someone will light me up in waking life with the same line 010 1
Jerry @jeremheinrichs.bsky.social · 02/05/2026Will stancil is not some victor orban funded character who ends up in the discourse because of astroturf bucks, he is talked about because he is talked about, everyone could just drop it and be better off 030 3
