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Jen M (she/they)

@jensmellspeaches.bsky.social
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I. Smell. Peaches. See also: ADHD, writing, ukulele, bookbinding, bees, SQL, Python. linktr.ee/JenSmellsPeaches

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Endless Screaming @infinitescream.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
AAAHH
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Jen M (she/they) @jensmellspeaches.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
See also: My least favorite part of healthy relationships is running face first into the unhealthy things in my own head and heart.
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Jen M (she/they) @jensmellspeaches.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
For the homies (gender neutrally) who’ve seen some bad times, and are now in better circumstances: We need a word for that sense of bitter regret + amazed, joyous relief. You know the feeling…when you run into something that’s just FINE, in fact SUPPORTED, & before would’ve been hell on wheels.
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LorennaCleary.bsky.social @lorennacleary.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
IDGAF WHAT TRUMP TRIES TO REWRITE
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LorennaCleary.bsky.social @lorennacleary.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
English is a foreign language Trans rights are human rights There’s no such thing as a good slave owner ICE murders people It’s Lake Ontario It’s Gulf of Mexico And Trump is a fucking felon and a rapist
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LorennaCleary.bsky.social @lorennacleary.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Nixon was a crook. Confederates lost. Hitler lost. Reagan was a cunt. Bush committed war crimes. Israel is committing genocide. The Holocaust happened. White South Africans aren’t being oppressed It’s not ok to blow up boats The first amendment exists Unconscious does not equal consent /
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Jen M (she/they) @jensmellspeaches.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
GODS DAMMIT
DIFFERENT DIE. ANOTHER GODDAMN ONE.
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Jen M (she/they) @jensmellspeaches.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
God. DAMMIT.
A beautiful metal D20 die, gold on white, sitting in a custom dice tray. The die is showing that the player, on their first roll back in the campaign, rolled a goddamn one.
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Tits McGee @scientits.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Oh, you thought this was *your* coffee, did you?
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Kateriffic @hungrykate.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Someday we're going to take DV seriously. And then shortly after we're gonna wonder where all the mass shooters and terrorists went.
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Jen M (she/they) @jensmellspeaches.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
I use the everloving HELL out of my headphones. Like, every single day. I’m on the spectrum, and they’ve become very, very comforting to me during a workday. My headphones broke, and they’re in for repairs…. My ears feel naked.
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UltraViolet @ultraviolet.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
And @ultabeaty.bsky.social is one of Flock Safety’s biggest commercial customers. We demand that Ulta sever all ties with #Flock and immediately shut off Flock cameras in Ulta parking lots. Sign the petition: act.weareultraviolet.org/sign/ulta_dr...
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Hey Ulta: Mass surveillance isn’t pretty
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Toss @stevenspoints.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
I really cannot think of a greater honor than to have the Muppets say this about you upon your passing
Instagram post from the official Muppets account: Few humans have earned the title of honorary Muppet more than the legendary Tim Curry. As a performer he was unparalleled - witty, charming, unnerving, and deeply funny. We will always consider it one of our greatest treasures to have been part of Long John Silver’s crew. Thank you for everything, Tim.
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Bethany Brookshire @beebrookshire.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
The tears. The tears on the side of my face.... Tim Curry and Dolly in two days the universe is VERY UNKIND.
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Clue: Flames on the Side of My Face
Alt: Clue: Flames on the Side of My Face
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Owi @owiowifouettemoi.com · 26/08/2026
Fuuuuuuuuuuck, ça suffit maintenant
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Jen M (she/they) @jensmellspeaches.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
“Phantasm’s for dudes of all genders.” -Chelsea Rebecca, just now. I love this. Also: “‘Rule of cool’ was invented to describe Phantasm, I think.” <3 <3 <3
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John Pettus @johngpettus.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
This is the correct moral stand and it speaks to one of the primary strategies of the fascists: make the majority hate an underprivileged minority and blame all of their problems on that outgroup.
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Jen M (she/they) @jensmellspeaches.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
A photo of Carrie Ann Moss as Trinity from “The Matrix”
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Keith Stack-o'-lantern @keithstack.com · 23/08/2026
There should be an agreed upon day every year that we all boot up these sorta carts. Make a real holiday out of it. Give out cards to your loved ones reminding them to boot up their DS games.
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ToonHive @toonhive.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
The official trailer for ‘The Saga of Rex’ has been released. The indie hand-drawn feature was solo-animated by Michel Gagné over the course of 14 years. Releasing in 2027.
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calizaybak.bsky.social @calizaybak.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
They want disease and poverty and the disparity and despair that brings because that is how fascism can leverage xenophobia to increase power and destroy enemies. Meanwhile Democrat opposition leadership is having secret meetings with them.
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Jen M (she/they) @jensmellspeaches.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Late August feels like “gearing up for Halloween” season to me, so I re-subscribed to Shudder and watched The Ugly Stepsister (2025). OUTSTANDING film. CW for so, so, so much body horror. #horrorWatch
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#1 Lifelong Houston Cougs Fan Brandi 😾 @itsthebrandi.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Pallas's cats stalking prey always look like they're trying to get invited to a party but are too shy to just ask if they can come
Pallas kitten looking out from large pipePallas kitten peeping from behind something Pallas kitten on the prowl
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Ghostly Bree @mostlybree.kitrocha.com · 18/08/2026
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Wanda Says Nope Not Today in Wandavision
Alt: Wanda Says Nope Not Today in Wandavision
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Jen M (she/they) @jensmellspeaches.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Oh good, my Adderall hit. ….just enough to make me want to focus on not-work. #adhd, baby…
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Jen M (she/they) @jensmellspeaches.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
I have absolutely no fucking clue what’s happening here, but I’m so into it. youtube.com/shorts/8G0h4...
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Sam's Dance Party Has A TWIST 😳
YouTube video by Game Changer Shorts
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Jen M (she/they) @jensmellspeaches.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
This looks fascinating.
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
I'll be in the street in five minutes I'll tell you that
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Jen M (she/they) @jensmellspeaches.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Fuck ICE. Pass it on. #AbolishICE youtube.com/shorts/ZJW8i...
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Our friend Helena, who has worked our table at many horror conventions, was taken by ICE on Sunday.
YouTube video by Dead Meat
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Jen M (she/they) @jensmellspeaches.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
What do we call that very specific genre of song — which is SUPER Irish, by the way — that Hozier has done with “In a Week” and “Work Song”, where it’s romantic and loving and also 100% about being dead? Irish gothic?
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The Liberal BoJack @thelibbojack.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
More cops have been arrested for using flock cameras to stalk women than there are transgender athletes in youth sports.
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Jen M (she/they) @jensmellspeaches.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Being a grown-up is, for me, not *outgrowing* being a kid. It’s being able to exist in both states - little kid and adult - at the same time.
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✪ Beware the Gray Ghost ✪ @jongraywb.blacksky.app · 03/08/2026
Remembering how many of our elected officials are known sex pests and this becomes existentially creepy
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Alex Jones, who has not paid a single cent to the Sandy Hook families despite owing them $1.4 billion, has been in a $3,000 per night suite in Hawaii for the last few weeks illegally using the InfoWars accounts to boost his traffic. Today he said there's going to be a national draft in three weeks.
Alex Jones saying there's going to be a national draft in 3 weeks.
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Jen M (she/they) @jensmellspeaches.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Hey #SQLServer peeps, I’m trying to figure out the licensing ramifications of this hypothetical scenario: 1 default instance of SQL Server Enterprise, primary node + 1 secondary read-only replica. AND, on the same 2 servers, a Developer Edition named instance with an AG. Will it play?
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Micro SF/F by O. Westin @microsff.com · 29/06/2026
When the selkie returned to the beach, a man was holding her sealskin. "Is this yours?" he asked. "May I borrow it?" "You want to be a seal?" "No, but when I take it off, I'll be a woman, right?" "My heart, you already are," the selkie said. "That skin is mine, but I can help you find yours."
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Jen M (she/they) @jensmellspeaches.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
Dark humor warning: . . . . Dead Brother Season and Mourning My Marriage Day have merged into Dead Guy July. Happy Dead Guy July, y’all.
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calizaybak.bsky.social @calizaybak.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
Now imagine them saying this about internal combustion engines, private jets and data centers which I think might be a scootch over 4%.

Good Morning Britain
@GMB
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Is it selfish to get air con in the heat wave?

Air conditioner units are selling out as Brits struggle with the soaring temperatures, but with around 4% of total global greenhouse gas emissions attributed to air con, should we be using them when we know they're heating the planet?
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Nobilis Reed @nobilis.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
It's on my very short re-read stack.
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Jen M (she/they) @jensmellspeaches.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
I am rediscovering that the disadvantage of living single is that there’s nobody around to turn to and say, “well, what should I do now?”
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Amy Koto, TV Fanatic Girl @tvfanaticgirl.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
It's Saturday! 📺 Post a cartoon TV series you love.
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She-Ra Transforms with Sword of Power
Alt: She-Ra Transforms with Sword of Power
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Kyle Clark @kylec.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
Bottoms made the announcement as I asked him whether he agreed with the views of his close friend and political ally Joe Oltmann, who has called for the arrest, trial, and execution by hanging of a group of Colorado leaders that Oltmann calls “Synagogue of Satan Jews.”
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Kyle Clark @kylec.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
State Rep. Scott Bottoms, a GOP candidate for Colorado Governor, says some of Colorado’s leading Democrats will soon be arrested and tried for treason.
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Kyle Clark @kylec.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
I thought Rep Scott Bottoms’ comment related to anti-semitism was the most chilling moment of the GOP Gov debate. John Oliver had a different reaction: “Holy $#!%!”
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Denim @denim22.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
I need Kyle Clark to moderate my conversations with my Mother.
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Jen M (she/they) @jensmellspeaches.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
Y’all let me know if you need me to send sledgehammers.
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calizaybak.bsky.social @calizaybak.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
They punch down and don't care who gets hit. If they spent all this time and effort to get people into housing or make "encampments" practical and safe it'd be better. But punching down! It makes local politicians looks so tough!
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all hallows’ avery @pucksarcana.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
a good morning is possible
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Jen M (she/they) @jensmellspeaches.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
“…Google Chrome installed a 4-gigabyte artificial intelligence model on users' devices without their consent, and that the model reinstalls itself when deleted” I don't hate AI in general, but I do hate that they're stuffing into everything, and it's never opt-in. www.snopes.com/fact-check/g...
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Google Chrome may have silently installed 4GB AI model on your computer. Here's how to check
We tested our own computers to see if the model was present.
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