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Smooth Dunk @smoothdunk2.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

guy who fell into a coma after the last episode of fawlty towers wakes up and looks at the internet

5 panel comic

Panel 1: Purple Guy looks at a laptop and says “boy o boy! I wonder what my comedy hero’s up to”

Panel 2: A tweet from John Cleese that reads “This is where the Arabs were ahead of us

By castrating all their slaves, they made sure that there were no descendants who could claim reparations”

Panels 3-5: Purple Guy slowly closes laptop with a mystified look of revulsion

Jenny Trout @jennytrout.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

I hate when they call it a bagel sandwich. That sounds like two pieces of bread with a bagel in the middle. That's what that means and it's horrible.

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Jenny Trout @jennytrout.bsky.social · 22/08/2026

I have a crafting dilemma and I need opinions from unhinged people who are unhinged the the Bsky way and not in the Threads way: Recently, I bought I full set of the Left Behind books at a thrift due to nostalgia.

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Jenny Trout @jennytrout.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

Being naked, drunk, and high in a river sounds good until you're sober with sunburned titties. #puremichigan

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Jenny Trout @jennytrout.bsky.social · 12/08/2026

There's this person I see around my town sometimes and they've got Hocus Pocus hair and face paint across their eyes and they just go into Dollar General and stare at people and I'm kind of afraid that's me from the future.

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Jenny Trout @jennytrout.bsky.social · 01/07/2026

Oooh, Bsky, they were lighting you up on Threads yesterday. I hope you didn't see any of that.

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Jenny Trout @jennytrout.bsky.social · 18/06/2026

Wait, you mean I have TWO completed series in KU? And they're in wildly different genres, but still packed with smut?

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Amanda Wong @amandawtwong.bsky.social · 15/06/2026

The audience for this ad seems to be very specifically the my cabbages guy in Avatar: The Last Airbenderp

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Jenny Trout @jennytrout.bsky.social · 15/06/2026

Wanted to show this gorgeous Michigan view to @merlinslaugh.bsky.social, but I couldn't send it in our private message so now everyone gets to see it.

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Jenny Trout @jennytrout.bsky.social · 10/06/2026

Okay if they need someone to write Doctor Who they could just ASK ME. Honestly, some people's children.

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darth™️ @darthbluesky.bsky.social · 09/06/2026

“the president was loudly booed in the countrys most populous city we traveled to this small town in south dakota to find out why”

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Jenny Trout @jennytrout.bsky.social · 07/06/2026

My grandma: "Say, do you sometimes go to the marijuana store and buy marijuana?" Me:

Jenny Trout @jennytrout.bsky.social · 06/06/2026

Years ago, I was at a book conference, chatting in a dinner line with an editor from a major publishing house. When I told her that I wrote The Turning, she turned cold and accused me of impersonating a different author. I stopped talking about The Turning. Now, my name is on the cover again.

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Jenny Trout @jennytrout.bsky.social · 05/06/2026

Usually, when someone famous dies, the skeletons start flying out of the closet and straight onto our For You pages. But for once, everyone is parasocially mourning the right person. jennytrout.com?p=13980

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No one ever dies and… everybody lives happily ever after. – Trout Nation

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Jenny Trout @jennytrout.bsky.social · 05/06/2026

I don't know how someone I never met became such an integral part of my career, but RIP Anthony Head, whose work I've written about way too many times. jennytrout.com?p=6978

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The Coffee People – Trout Nation

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Jenny Trout @jennytrout.bsky.social · 03/06/2026

If the Republicans make cities safer, what lie are they going to campaign on?

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Jenny Trout @jennytrout.bsky.social · 02/06/2026

If you see an AFAB person sob-screaming along to "Precious Things" by Tori Amos in their car, just ignore it. They're fine. But they have IBS.

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Jenny Trout @jennytrout.bsky.social · 25/05/2026

Once, I stood in someone's house and talked with increasingly manic enthusiasm at them for ninety of the longest minutes of my life because I couldn't determine whether or not it was rude to leave and how to phrase it.

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Jenny Trout @jennytrout.bsky.social · 20/05/2026

I auditioned for a production of 1776 and now every social media platform is serving me articles about Mr. Feeney's open relationship.

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Jenny Trout @jennytrout.bsky.social · 10/05/2026

Doesn't everybody else think it's a little strange that all mothers are born on the same day?

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Jenny Trout @jennytrout.bsky.social · 06/05/2026

I will never forgive certain climbers in the book world who have spent a decade insisting that plagiarism isn't plagiarism unless it meets the legal definition of copyright violation. And I will never forgive those who went along with it to be in the good graces of unethical people.

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Jenny Trout @jennytrout.bsky.social · 05/05/2026

Rudy Giuliani won't see your posts joking about his health troubles, but I will. And I will find them very funny. Keep it up.

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Jenny Trout @jennytrout.bsky.social · 04/05/2026

When a cat holds their tail in their little paw to clean it.

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Jenny Trout @jennytrout.bsky.social · 26/04/2026

Guess I'm desensitized to shootings.

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Jenny Trout @jennytrout.bsky.social · 26/04/2026

Join me at 9pm EST for cocktails and vicious, tarot-sourced gossip (there's a juicy one in the queue already!). Live stream and question submission link here: www.youtube.com/live/k2UaHtJ...

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Jenny Reads Tarot

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Jenny Trout @jennytrout.bsky.social · 25/04/2026

This has been reducing me to tears of painful laughter for the past ten years, and remains the funniest thing anyone has ever written: 5 Times The Animatronic Fox On Splash Mountain Addressed Me By Name And Told Me He Was Going To Marry My Dad - ClickHole share.google/eAyQo9jY2xOW...

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5 Times The Animatronic Fox On Splash Mountain Addressed Me By Name And Told Me He Was Going To Marry My Dad

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Jenny Trout @jennytrout.bsky.social · 25/04/2026

I'm doing another tarot live tonight. www.youtube.com/live/k2UaHtJ...

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Jenny Reads Tarot

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Jenny Trout @jennytrout.bsky.social · 25/04/2026

I hate hair washing day. I hate being damp. I am so cold and bitchy.

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Jenny Trout @jennytrout.bsky.social · 23/04/2026

My boss sends messages like "we can no longer buy whoppers from Cedar Crest" with the tone and urgency of a news anchor reporting that a second plane has hit the World Trade Center.

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Jenny Trout @jennytrout.bsky.social · 23/04/2026

My teen daughter just found out that players from her favorite pro hockey team are chilling at a lake house less than a mile from us and I'm kind of afraid that we're in a Wattpad.

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Jenny Trout @jennytrout.bsky.social · 21/04/2026

Some people call all romantasy "fairy porn" or "fairy smut." That's just not true. All romantasy isn't smut. This one definitely is, though.

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Jenny Trout @jennytrout.bsky.social · 20/04/2026

The agony of missing the playoffs by one goal scored by someone your team traded late in the season.

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Falco SkyWolf @falcoskywolf.bsky.social · 19/04/2026

I've stalled at $265, with only a HALF HOUR until due. Hotel now charges late fees, and gives a finite time to catch up. Anything helps! bsky.app/profile/falc...

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Jenny Trout @jennytrout.bsky.social · 19/04/2026

I'm gonna cross-post my thoughts on something from Threads. Because I find the vibe here A LOT different. There is a worrying trend, a rise of "nice" in bookish spaces that really concerns me. Because we're being awfully "nice" about some of the stuff that's cropping up in books again.

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Jenny Trout @jennytrout.bsky.social · 18/04/2026

You'll be able to hang out with me at 10:00 PM EST for tarot and cocktails and general mischief. Link to the question box in the description. youtube.com/live/7X3v9po...

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Jenny Reads Tarot

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Jenny Trout @jennytrout.bsky.social · 17/04/2026

Spread the word: I'm doing a tarot live on my youtube channel tonight. 10pm to 12pm. It's been a while!

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Jenny Trout @jennytrout.bsky.social · 16/04/2026

Hittin' the vape and playing DDR on my lunch hour. Then it's back to the toil at the chocolate shop where I get to eat ice cream and candy whenever I want. #blessed #godsfavorite

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Jenny Trout @jennytrout.bsky.social · 12/04/2026

When you work in a chocolate store, you honestly can't wait to go to work and eat candy. It is just as great as you think it is.

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Jenny Trout @jennytrout.bsky.social · 10/04/2026

You know that scene in Bridesmaids where Kristen Wiig is annoyed and tense, and she drinks the lemonade and resentfully praises how good it is? I'm having that moment right now switching from InDesign to Atticus.

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Jenny Trout @jennytrout.bsky.social · 09/04/2026

My boss yesterday: LOL that guy looks like Kenneth from 30 Rock. That guy: Absolutely was the real Jack McBrayer, a fact we learned today.

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Ella Dawson @brosandprose.bsky.social · 09/04/2026

It’s surreal to me that romance fans spent so much time in the 2010s urging folks to understand that romance novels are no longer rape culture bodice rippers, and now possessive, violent alpha heroes are wildly popular again… and if you who point out the conservative trend, you’re being judgmental.

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dashiemouse @dashiemouse.bsky.social · 09/04/2026

TFW you go to preorder the new Jenny Trout book, only to discover that you already did. Thanks, past me! You can do the same and then thank your past self when you get the book in June 😁

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Thomas Lecaque @tlecaque.bsky.social · 08/04/2026

I don't have anything to say about the Avignon papacy bullshit because the far right radtrads are too fucking cowardly to declare an antipope, and consequently do not deserve my time.

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Jenny Trout @jennytrout.bsky.social · 08/04/2026

If I waited until the horrors ceased, I would never be able to post promo. So, forgive me, I must ensure my survival and the survival of this horrormance.

Text: I loathed the way his emotions poured into mine. Hated how desperately I wanted to make him feel better, just to escape the torrent of him that spilled into me. The blood tie wasn't a bond. It was a maelstrom. The Turning 20th Anniversary Edition 06.06.2026. pre-order the ebook now. Image: the cover of The Turning, showing a woman's silhouette filled with overlapping images of a human heart and dahlia petals.

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Jenny Trout @jennytrout.bsky.social · 07/04/2026

Great day to get drunk at Applebee's. #blessed

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