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Jenny Trout

@jennytrout.bsky.social
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Author best known as Abigail Barnette. Blogger, Community Theater Enthusiast. Autistic, queer, generally a big weirdo. If you don't know my pronouns, store bought is fine. 🏳️‍🌈💛🤍💜🖤 JennyTrout.com youtube.com/@JennyTroutstanding

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Smooth Dunk @smoothdunk2.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
guy who fell into a coma after the last episode of fawlty towers wakes up and looks at the internet
5 panel comic

Panel 1: Purple Guy looks at a laptop and says “boy o boy! I wonder what my comedy hero’s up to”

Panel 2: A tweet from John Cleese that reads “This is where the Arabs were ahead of us

By castrating all their slaves, they made sure that there were no descendants who could claim reparations”

Panels 3-5: Purple Guy slowly closes laptop with a mystified look of revulsion
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Jenny Trout @jennytrout.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Why did I FEEL this description.
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Jenny Trout @jennytrout.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
I hate when they call it a bagel sandwich. That sounds like two pieces of bread with a bagel in the middle. That's what that means and it's horrible.
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Jenny Trout @jennytrout.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Now, I have a great idea for an art requiring Evangelical propaganda. That's Left Behind. I have the ingredient. But that would mean destroying them. I'm so torn, because of my nostalgia. So, do I do it? Do I destroy the books in pursuit of art?
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Jenny Trout @jennytrout.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
I have a crafting dilemma and I need opinions from unhinged people who are unhinged the the Bsky way and not in the Threads way: Recently, I bought I full set of the Left Behind books at a thrift due to nostalgia.
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Jenny Trout @jennytrout.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
My husband's legs look like a crime scene from the noseeums. 😂
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Jenny Trout @jennytrout.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Being naked, drunk, and high in a river sounds good until you're sober with sunburned titties. #puremichigan
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Jenny Trout @jennytrout.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Actually, now that I think about it, also I'm pretty sure I saw a time traveler at the gas station, so. Maybe interesting stuff is happening all over my town and I'm just not noticing.
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Jenny Trout @jennytrout.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
There's this person I see around my town sometimes and they've got Hocus Pocus hair and face paint across their eyes and they just go into Dollar General and stare at people and I'm kind of afraid that's me from the future.
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Jenny Trout @jennytrout.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Oooh, Bsky, they were lighting you up on Threads yesterday. I hope you didn't see any of that.
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Jenny Trout @jennytrout.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
Wait, you mean I have TWO completed series in KU? And they're in wildly different genres, but still packed with smut?
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Jenny Trout @jennytrout.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
😂
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Amanda Wong @amandawtwong.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
The audience for this ad seems to be very specifically the my cabbages guy in Avatar: The Last Airbenderp
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Jenny Trout @jennytrout.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
Wanted to show this gorgeous Michigan view to @merlinslaugh.bsky.social, but I couldn't send it in our private message so now everyone gets to see it.
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Jenny Trout @jennytrout.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
Okay if they need someone to write Doctor Who they could just ASK ME. Honestly, some people's children.
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darth™️ @darthbluesky.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
“the president was loudly booed in the countrys most populous city we traveled to this small town in south dakota to find out why”
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Jenny Trout @jennytrout.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
"I'll update if he gets better."
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marlo @marlo.ooo · 07/06/2026
trust me on this one
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George Washington has passed away
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Jenny Trout @jennytrout.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
My grandma: "Say, do you sometimes go to the marijuana store and buy marijuana?" Me:
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Sunshine Love
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Jenny Trout @jennytrout.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
The series title is Blood Ties and at my first romance conference I ended up seated alphabetically next to an author with a somewhat similar name and the title of her book was Blood Ties. 😂
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Jenny Trout @jennytrout.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
Years ago, I was at a book conference, chatting in a dinner line with an editor from a major publishing house. When I told her that I wrote The Turning, she turned cold and accused me of impersonating a different author. I stopped talking about The Turning. Now, my name is on the cover again.
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Jenny Trout @jennytrout.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
I do! I have all the weird stuff you've sent me! ♥️
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Jenny Trout @jennytrout.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
Usually, when someone famous dies, the skeletons start flying out of the closet and straight onto our For You pages. But for once, everyone is parasocially mourning the right person. jennytrout.com?p=13980
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No one ever dies and… everybody lives happily ever after. – Trout Nation
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Jenny Trout @jennytrout.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
Gutted.
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Jenny Trout @jennytrout.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
I don't know how someone I never met became such an integral part of my career, but RIP Anthony Head, whose work I've written about way too many times. jennytrout.com?p=6978
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The Coffee People – Trout Nation
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Jenny Trout @jennytrout.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
If the Republicans make cities safer, what lie are they going to campaign on?
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Jenny Trout @jennytrout.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
If you see an AFAB person sob-screaming along to "Precious Things" by Tori Amos in their car, just ignore it. They're fine. But they have IBS.
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Jenny Trout @jennytrout.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
Once, I stood in someone's house and talked with increasingly manic enthusiasm at them for ninety of the longest minutes of my life because I couldn't determine whether or not it was rude to leave and how to phrase it.
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Jenny Trout @jennytrout.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
I can't believe it's almost release day! jennytrout.com?p=13977
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These are the changes I’ve made in the 25th Anniversary edition of The Turning, and why. – Trout Nation
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Jenny Trout @jennytrout.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
I really, really knocked my audition out of the park (and got asked to sing two more cuts), so I'm hopeful!
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Jenny Trout @jennytrout.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
I auditioned for a production of 1776 and now every social media platform is serving me articles about Mr. Feeney's open relationship.
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Jenny Trout @jennytrout.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
I have never had a hollandaise crack.
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Volturi Ael in Twilight Scene
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Jenny Trout @jennytrout.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
I wonder if I'm secretly a horse.
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Jenny Trout @jennytrout.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
Doesn't everybody else think it's a little strange that all mothers are born on the same day?
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Jenny Trout @jennytrout.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
I will never forgive certain climbers in the book world who have spent a decade insisting that plagiarism isn't plagiarism unless it meets the legal definition of copyright violation. And I will never forgive those who went along with it to be in the good graces of unethical people.
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Jenny Trout @jennytrout.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
Rudy Giuliani won't see your posts joking about his health troubles, but I will. And I will find them very funny. Keep it up.
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Jenny Trout @jennytrout.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
When a cat holds their tail in their little paw to clean it.
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Jenny Trout @jennytrout.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
She left Larry for less.
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Jenny Trout @jennytrout.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
Guess I'm desensitized to shootings.
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Jenny Trout @jennytrout.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
Join me at 9pm EST for cocktails and vicious, tarot-sourced gossip (there's a juicy one in the queue already!). Live stream and question submission link here: www.youtube.com/live/k2UaHtJ...
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Jenny Reads Tarot
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Jenny Trout @jennytrout.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
This has been reducing me to tears of painful laughter for the past ten years, and remains the funniest thing anyone has ever written: 5 Times The Animatronic Fox On Splash Mountain Addressed Me By Name And Told Me He Was Going To Marry My Dad - ClickHole share.google/eAyQo9jY2xOW...
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5 Times The Animatronic Fox On Splash Mountain Addressed Me By Name And Told Me He Was Going To Marry My Dad
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Jenny Trout @jennytrout.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
I'm doing another tarot live tonight. www.youtube.com/live/k2UaHtJ...
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Jenny Reads Tarot
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Jenny Trout @jennytrout.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
I hate hair washing day. I hate being damp. I am so cold and bitchy.
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Jenny Trout @jennytrout.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
And 12 was around for literally billions of years.
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Jenny Trout @jennytrout.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
My boss sends messages like "we can no longer buy whoppers from Cedar Crest" with the tone and urgency of a news anchor reporting that a second plane has hit the World Trade Center.
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Jenny Trout @jennytrout.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
My teen daughter just found out that players from her favorite pro hockey team are chilling at a lake house less than a mile from us and I'm kind of afraid that we're in a Wattpad.
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Jenny Trout @jennytrout.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
Some people call all romantasy "fairy porn" or "fairy smut." That's just not true. All romantasy isn't smut. This one definitely is, though.
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Jenny Trout @jennytrout.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
The agony of missing the playoffs by one goal scored by someone your team traded late in the season.
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Jenny Trout @jennytrout.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
Yes, but back up, you nearly died?
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Falco SkyWolf @falcoskywolf.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
I've stalled at $265, with only a HALF HOUR until due. Hotel now charges late fees, and gives a finite time to catch up. Anything helps! bsky.app/profile/falc...
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