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Jenn

@jennswartz.bsky.social
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Lawyer, displaced Buckeye, Joey Votto stan. Gold medalist in collecting plants, purses, and yarn.

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Jenn @jennswartz.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
#ayziggy
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Jenn @jennswartz.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
My alma mater! #ayziggy
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Jenn @jennswartz.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
IOWA
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Jenn @jennswartz.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
During my interview for an in-house labor and employment job, I got asked about my age and religion.
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Jenn @jennswartz.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Did you tell them you love them at the end? I had another associate at my law firm frequently leave me voice mails that ended with "love you."
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Jenn @jennswartz.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Don't drink every time they say "the SEC v. the Big Ten" because you will definitely die.
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Jenn @jennswartz.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
The Oregon fans in attendance are all leaving. Oof.
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Jenn @jennswartz.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
omg Oregon, wyd?
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Jenn @jennswartz.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Jim Tressel has to be so proud of Luke Fickell for having that kind of a punter.
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Jenn @jennswartz.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Fall soup season is here! This soup is phenomenal. I subbed spinach instead of kale and added a dollop of ricotta because I had some open. Next time I'm going to use cheese ravioli or tortellini because breaking up lasagna noodles is a PITA. grilledcheesesocial.com/2024/10/13/b...
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Butternut Squash Lasagna Soup with Kale & Mozzarella
This butternut squash lasagna soup is loaded with kale and lots of ooey gooey mozzarella. It's the perfect cozy soup recipe for Fall!
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Jenn @jennswartz.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
I had to check multiple places to see if this is real. I appears to be, and we live in the dumbest timeline.
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Jenn @jennswartz.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Did Clemson even practice before this game? They look like they've never played football before.
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Katie Shook @katieshook.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
WHERE IS CONNOR STALIONS??
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Ryan Nanni @celebrityhottub.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
I’m watching LSU-Clemson just to enjoy something comparatively sedate
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Jenn @jennswartz.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
This may be the first time I've ever favored Clemson. (ugh, Dabo) Of course Lane Kiffin is the villian responsible for this. And it already looks like Clemson is going to be slaughtered tonight.
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Jenn @jennswartz.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
OMG. What an ending.
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Jenn @jennswartz.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
I have no dog in this fight but I'm so anxious.
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Jenn @jennswartz.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Go for 2!
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Jenn @jennswartz.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Lagway!
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Jenn @jennswartz.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Oregon-Boise State being a banger is EXACTLY what I needed today. This is such a fun game.
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Jenn @jennswartz.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
That Oregon TD was entire foreseeable. And it is all on Boise State's coaches.
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Jenn @jennswartz.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Boise State is mismanaging the clock in a way that will certainly bite them in the ass.
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Jenn @jennswartz.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Charles Davis is such an upgrade from Gary Danielson.
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Jenn @jennswartz.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
👀 Boise State
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Jenn @jennswartz.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
I mean really, is this ad aimed at women who are (or might be) interested in football or men who hate women.
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Jenn @jennswartz.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Calling this ad misogynistic is the understatement of the year. But, alas, I'm not surprised that Netflix thinks women are stupid when it comes to football.
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Jenn @jennswartz.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
It's going to be a close one for sure.
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Jenn @jennswartz.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
And a butternut squash to make soup. #soupseason
Roasted butternut squash cut in half.
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Jenn @jennswartz.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Also, get yourself a vintage #3 cast iron skillet for small meals. Mine's a Wagner. Plus it fits easily in the toaster oven.
Bottom of a vintage Wagner #3 cast iron skillet.Vintage Wagner #3 cast iron skillet.
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Jenn @jennswartz.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Meal prepping before college football starts today. Despite it being hotter than the face of the sun, I turned on the oven and roasted Brussels sprouts, sweet potatoes, and a sweet onion. Then of course overcooked my egg. Whomp whomp.
Hash with roasted Brussels sprouts, sweet potatoes, sweet onion, and black beans.Little skillet with fall root vegetables and black bean hash and what was supposed to be a runny egg.
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Jenn @jennswartz.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
I went to Publix yesterday. It's still 97 degrees every day, and they choose violence.
Christmas Peppermint Stick ice cream at Publix on September 4.Christmas Eggnog ice cream at Publix on September 4.White Christmas ice cream at Publix on September 4.
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Jenn @jennswartz.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Gameday has become pretty much unwatchable with the campaigning for the Protect College Sports Act along with Pat McAfee and Desmond Howard in general. Not to mention Herbie and his continued downward slide in general. Sigh. I miss Lee Corso.
Lee Corso with the Brutus Buckeye head on beside Archie Griffin and Kirk Herbstreit on the College Gameday set in Columbus, Ohio.
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Jenn @jennswartz.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Malachi Toney hitting the Heisman pose after scoring each of his first two touchdowns is straight 🔥. College football is the best sport.
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Jenn @jennswartz.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
My toxic trait is opening a can of seltzer at night to get that crispy hit then putting it back in the refrigerator and forgetting about until morning.
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Jenn @jennswartz.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
😭
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Jenn @jennswartz.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Did you see that the co-owner of the company is the guy who does the shoving and yelling? F that guy.
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Jenn @jennswartz.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
This is absolutely adorable.
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Jenn @jennswartz.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Baseboard are now removed. So. Many. Nails. I'm thankful for PPE and that I didn't end up with a nail through any part of me. I am replacing with boards that have a smooth top, but I'm reusing the wood shoe molding, so I had to be careful. #DIY #homeimprovement #baseboards
Baseboards before removal.Baseboards removed.Terrible MDF old baseboards.
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Jenn @jennswartz.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Here's my mood board. I may be insane, but I'm going bold with the wall color. It's the same color I used as an accent color in my living room. I'm going to add vertical shiplap on the bottom third of the wall, so it won't be the full wall, but YOLO. It's only paint.
Mood board with raspberry background for wall color, antique player piano, antique chair, light green curtains, mirror and art.
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Jenn @jennswartz.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
I'm starting a new #DIY #homeimprovement project. I'm on a mission to transform my front room. I got rid of some stuff, but here's where we mostly started.
Before: Couch and art that is too small and hung too high.Before: Bookshelf and blue chair.Before: old piano
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Jenn @jennswartz.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
I regret to inform you that Klondike bars have been hit *hard* by shrinkflation. They are so much thinner than they used to be.
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Funny Panda Reacts to Bad News
ALT: Funny Panda Reacts to Bad News
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Jenn @jennswartz.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
It's hotter than the sun outside, so I baked in my Breville toaster oven instead of the real oven. This is one of my favorite summer desserts -- Chez Panisse's Blueberry Cobbler. It doesn't have much sugar and uses a very simple cream biscuit topping. #desserts #food #biscuits #breadsky
Blueberry cobbler with cream biscuit topping.Blueberry cobbler in a bowl with a bit of heavy cream.Blueberry cobbler before going in the oven.
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Jenn @jennswartz.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
I'm a Midwesterner and grew up eating lots of sloppy joes.. Do not use Manwich. It's terrible. This has become my favorite recipe as an adult: www.culinaryhill.com/the-best-slo...
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Classic Sloppy Joes Made From Scratch
These homemade Sloppy Joes are savory, comforting, and ready in about 30 minutes using simple ingredients.
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Jenn @jennswartz.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
I grew up on a farm, and we'd get animals we raised butchered (cattle, hogs, and sheep). A half of beef will easily be 200 pounds of meat. You'll need a chest freezer or more friends to split it with you. But remember that the more you split it, the less great cuts you'll get.
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Jenn @jennswartz.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
New sourdough achievement unlocked: English muffins. These are amazing and so much better than store bought ones, which I've always found to be pretty meh. #breadsky #nomnomnom #treatyoself
Baked homemade sourdough English muffins.Homemade baked sourdough English muffin.
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Kashana @kashana.blacksky.app · 07/04/2026
Armageddon is terrible, but our only other option was diversity trainings at work.
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Jenn @jennswartz.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
I'd hire a great kitchen designer and put in a new kitchen with sweet, sweet Carrara marble countertops.
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Jenn @jennswartz.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
I made sloppy joes for lunch. Now I will have the Lunch Lady song stuck in my head until all the leftovers are gone.
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a man is playing a guitar next to a woman who is dancing and singing sloppy joes
ALT: a man is playing a guitar next to a woman who is dancing and singing sloppy joes
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William Shakespeare @shakespeare.lol · 15/03/2026
CAESAR The ides of March are come. SOOTHSAYER Ay, Caesar; but not gone.
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Jenn @jennswartz.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
The town where I went to college has a pair of mated peregrine falcons that return every year to nest in the courthouse's clock tower. They have a live stream, and I get OBSESSED with it every single year. I mean, look at these little floofs from a couple of years ago. youtu.be/G8ub5J9APYU?...
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Peregrine Falcon Cam: Hug Your Sibling (for warmth)
YouTube video by Bowling Green State University
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