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@jennswartz.bsky.social
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Lawyer, displaced Buckeye, Joey Votto stan. Gold medalist in collecting plants, purses, and yarn.

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Jenn @jennswartz.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
IOWA
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Jenn @jennswartz.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
During my interview for an in-house labor and employment job, I got asked about my age and religion.
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Jenn @jennswartz.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Don't drink every time they say "the SEC v. the Big Ten" because you will definitely die.
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Jenn @jennswartz.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
The Oregon fans in attendance are all leaving. Oof.
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Jenn @jennswartz.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
omg Oregon, wyd?
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Jenn @jennswartz.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Jim Tressel has to be so proud of Luke Fickell for having that kind of a punter.
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Jenn @jennswartz.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Fall soup season is here! This soup is phenomenal. I subbed spinach instead of kale and added a dollop of ricotta because I had some open. Next time I'm going to use cheese ravioli or tortellini because breaking up lasagna noodles is a PITA. grilledcheesesocial.com/2024/10/13/b...
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Butternut Squash Lasagna Soup with Kale & Mozzarella
This butternut squash lasagna soup is loaded with kale and lots of ooey gooey mozzarella. It's the perfect cozy soup recipe for Fall!
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Jenn @jennswartz.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
I had to check multiple places to see if this is real. I appears to be, and we live in the dumbest timeline.
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Katie Shook @katieshook.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
WHERE IS CONNOR STALIONS??
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Ryan Nanni @celebrityhottub.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
I’m watching LSU-Clemson just to enjoy something comparatively sedate
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Jenn @jennswartz.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
This may be the first time I've ever favored Clemson. (ugh, Dabo) Of course Lane Kiffin is the villian responsible for this. And it already looks like Clemson is going to be slaughtered tonight.
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Jenn @jennswartz.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Lagway!
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Jenn @jennswartz.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Oregon-Boise State being a banger is EXACTLY what I needed today. This is such a fun game.
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Jenn @jennswartz.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Boise State is mismanaging the clock in a way that will certainly bite them in the ass.
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Jenn @jennswartz.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Charles Davis is such an upgrade from Gary Danielson.
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Jenn @jennswartz.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
👀 Boise State
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Jenn @jennswartz.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Calling this ad misogynistic is the understatement of the year. But, alas, I'm not surprised that Netflix thinks women are stupid when it comes to football.
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Jenn @jennswartz.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Meal prepping before college football starts today. Despite it being hotter than the face of the sun, I turned on the oven and roasted Brussels sprouts, sweet potatoes, and a sweet onion. Then of course overcooked my egg. Whomp whomp.
Hash with roasted Brussels sprouts, sweet potatoes, sweet onion, and black beans.Little skillet with fall root vegetables and black bean hash and what was supposed to be a runny egg.
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Jenn @jennswartz.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
I went to Publix yesterday. It's still 97 degrees every day, and they choose violence.
Christmas Peppermint Stick ice cream at Publix on September 4.Christmas Eggnog ice cream at Publix on September 4.White Christmas ice cream at Publix on September 4.
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Jenn @jennswartz.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Gameday has become pretty much unwatchable with the campaigning for the Protect College Sports Act along with Pat McAfee and Desmond Howard in general. Not to mention Herbie and his continued downward slide in general. Sigh. I miss Lee Corso.
Lee Corso with the Brutus Buckeye head on beside Archie Griffin and Kirk Herbstreit on the College Gameday set in Columbus, Ohio.
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Jenn @jennswartz.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Malachi Toney hitting the Heisman pose after scoring each of his first two touchdowns is straight 🔥. College football is the best sport.
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Jenn @jennswartz.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
My toxic trait is opening a can of seltzer at night to get that crispy hit then putting it back in the refrigerator and forgetting about until morning.
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Jenn @jennswartz.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
😭
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Jenn @jennswartz.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
I'm starting a new #DIY #homeimprovement project. I'm on a mission to transform my front room. I got rid of some stuff, but here's where we mostly started.
Before: Couch and art that is too small and hung too high.Before: Bookshelf and blue chair.Before: old piano
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Jenn @jennswartz.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
I regret to inform you that Klondike bars have been hit *hard* by shrinkflation. They are so much thinner than they used to be.
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Funny Panda Reacts to Bad News
ALT: Funny Panda Reacts to Bad News
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Jenn @jennswartz.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
It's hotter than the sun outside, so I baked in my Breville toaster oven instead of the real oven. This is one of my favorite summer desserts -- Chez Panisse's Blueberry Cobbler. It doesn't have much sugar and uses a very simple cream biscuit topping. #desserts #food #biscuits #breadsky
Blueberry cobbler with cream biscuit topping.Blueberry cobbler in a bowl with a bit of heavy cream.Blueberry cobbler before going in the oven.
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Jenn @jennswartz.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
New sourdough achievement unlocked: English muffins. These are amazing and so much better than store bought ones, which I've always found to be pretty meh. #breadsky #nomnomnom #treatyoself
Baked homemade sourdough English muffins.Homemade baked sourdough English muffin.
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Kashana @kashana.blacksky.app · 07/04/2026
Armageddon is terrible, but our only other option was diversity trainings at work.
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Jenn @jennswartz.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
I made sloppy joes for lunch. Now I will have the Lunch Lady song stuck in my head until all the leftovers are gone.
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a man is playing a guitar next to a woman who is dancing and singing sloppy joes
ALT: a man is playing a guitar next to a woman who is dancing and singing sloppy joes
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William Shakespeare @shakespeare.lol · 15/03/2026
CAESAR The ides of March are come. SOOTHSAYER Ay, Caesar; but not gone.
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Jenn @jennswartz.bsky.social · 20/02/2026
Page 5 in particular is absolutely spectacular. I love it that judges are **finally** not messing around with the government's continued dereliction of its duty.
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Jenn @jennswartz.bsky.social · 07/02/2026
Despite the fact that I have to re-learn the rules every four years, Olympic curling is one of my favorite things. It's just so great.
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Jenn @jennswartz.bsky.social · 04/02/2026
Here's to all the people who prevail on their habeas petitions getting attorneys fees and costs.
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Jenn @jennswartz.bsky.social · 19/01/2026
I cannot believe what I just saw. Caleb F. Williams.
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Jenn @jennswartz.bsky.social · 18/01/2026
Does icing the kicker ever work?
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Jenn @jennswartz.bsky.social · 16/01/2026
I am now "must floss after eating an apple because it is stuck in my teeth" years old. I am sure this is punishment for not flossing regularly in my younger days. Younger being last year.
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Jenn @jennswartz.bsky.social · 11/01/2026
I love Erin Andrews, but this is great. 🤣🤣🤣
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Jenn @jennswartz.bsky.social · 11/01/2026
This is spectacular -- the crowd reactions, kids hitting their own teammates, just everything.
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Jenn @jennswartz.bsky.social · 09/01/2026
Big Ten refs just called holding. I did not know that was allowed.
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Jenn @jennswartz.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
TIL that Jade Plants bloom. #bloomscrolling #plants #flowers #houseplants #showmeyourplanties
Jade plant in bloom
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Jenn @jennswartz.bsky.social · 03/12/2025
It's that time of year when my Thanksgiving Cacti are blooming. #bloomscrolling #thanksgivingcactus #christmascactus
Hot pink Thanksgiving Cactus in bloomLight pink Thanksgiving Cactus in bloom.Red Thanksgiving Cactus in bloom
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Jenn @jennswartz.bsky.social · 15/11/2025
OMG Aggies.
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Jenn @jennswartz.bsky.social · 08/11/2025
Last weekend I did a one-day Sling pass so I could watch the ESPN family of networks. This weekend I am doing a 5-day free trial of Directv. If Youtube TV and Disney don't get their act together, I'm just not watching college football on ESPN until they figure it out. The SEC is overrated anyway.
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Jenn @jennswartz.bsky.social · 08/11/2025
Gus Johnson is going to have an aneurysm if Penn State wins this game.
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Jenn @jennswartz.bsky.social · 08/11/2025
Pat McAfee is at his most likable when he's giving his money away during the field goal kicking segment on Gameday. I just wish he was likable more often. #CollegeGameday
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Jenn @jennswartz.bsky.social · 28/10/2025
A few months ago, "croissant" sourdough went viral. From what I can tell, croissant in this context just means adding butter to your dough. So I grated some butter and added it to my focaccia dough recipe. Butter makes everything better, right? #sourdough #breadsky #focaccia #croissant
Sourdough with grated butter mixed in.
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Jenn @jennswartz.bsky.social · 18/10/2025
I don't know what was more ridiculous. The throw by Julin Sayin or the catch by Carnell Tate. #Buckeyes
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Jenn @jennswartz.bsky.social · 18/10/2025
I've watched this at least 10 times, and it gets better every time.
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Jenn @jennswartz.bsky.social · 18/10/2025
Miami-Louisville is drunk. This game is wild.
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Jenn @jennswartz.bsky.social · 06/10/2025
Egbuka is a beast. He's so easy to root for.
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