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Jenn Of Ark

@jennofark.bsky.social
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Involuntarily retired childless cat lady. Would rather be sleeping.

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Jonathan Slater @jonathanslater.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Omg. Best ever
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Jenn Of Ark @jennofark.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Maybe you guys should call the plumber you elected to the Senate, who now runs DHS. (For future reference, this is why you don't elect clowns, because there's no limit to how high unserious people will elevate them.) www.youtube.com/watch?v=tBGg...
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Oklahoma ranchers impacted by ICE crackdown
YouTube video by KFOR Oklahoma's News 4
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Jenn Of Ark @jennofark.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
You know who IS regulating AI? China. Because in China, the government regulates (dictates) everything about how businesses operate. Especially in sectors like technology.
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Jess Piper @piperformissouri.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
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The Mouthy Renegade Writer @mouthyrenegade.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Our health care system in America is disgusting. A clear indication that our government doesn't give a fuck if we live or die.
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victoria scott @victoriascott.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
As I was standing by this gas pump filling up my truck with six dollar gas I couldn’t help but think that this was a small price to pay so that every child wanting to play sports in elementary school has to submit to mandatory genital inspections
My jeep with a gas pump in her fuel filler $94.59 at 5.999/gal
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Jenn Of Ark @jennofark.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Earlier, I flippantly said that my first three thoughts on the morning of 9/11 were "Oh my god, those poor people!" then, "Holy shit, we have to deal with this with that idiot Bush in office," then "Goddamn it, we are going to be assaulted with that shitty Lee Greenwood song on repeat for MONTHS!"
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Jenn Of Ark @jennofark.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Taking a look back at 9/11 Trutherism on the 25th anniversary of 9/11. Truthers came out in force on every anniversary for about 10-15 years, before moving on to newer conspiracies. But the OG theory offers clues as to how they hook people in the first place. www.youtube.com/watch?v=tyKl...
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9/11 Trutherism: The OG 21st Century Conspiracy Theory
YouTube video by What Fresh Hell
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Hillbilly Highlander @hillhighlander.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
#harsh
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Jenn Of Ark @jennofark.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Jesus, what a fucking blowhard.
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Jenn Of Ark @jennofark.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
LOL Trump's speech at Stoopidpalooza in Dallas is essentially, "vote for Republicans because I'm not done stealing yet."
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Jack Cousteau ⚓️ @angrywaterman.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
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Roy Edroso @edroso.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
"Mr. Bongino, who stepped down from the F.B.I. in January to return to podcasting..." I was going to say Trump II is as if Hitler were senile and had street-singers and Schundliteratur authors running his operation, but aesthetically that would be step up. www.nytimes.com/2026/09/05/h...
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Inside the D.O.J.’s Investigation of Fauci and Other Virus Scientists (Gift Article)
As Dr. Anthony Fauci has faced public scrutiny from congressional Republicans, the D.O.J. has pursued a quieter and more expansive effort against a wider circle of researchers.
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Jenn Of Ark @jennofark.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Hey kids, just wanted to finally formally announce that I've got a YouTube channel I started at the end of June. I kept it under wraps for a couple of months so hopefully I wouldn't suck so bad by the time anyone found my channel! I think I suck a little less now, so if you follow here, I would be
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Michelle says: Be kind. Always. ❤️ @snarkysillysad.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Massive Morning Glory roll cloud passing over Australia. This rare phenomenon creates a perfect 1,000-kilometer-long rotating cylinder in the sky! #AGoodPlace Source: www.reddit.com/r/NatureIsFu...
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LBJ Again @50megatonfbomb.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
I just think it's neat
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Blue Oleta @blue-oleta.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Y'all are freaking about these Flock cameras. I just wrapped my family car in unredacted Epstein Files and now the Justice Department can't even find my car.
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Team Talarico @teamtalaricohq.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
NEW AD: 14 years ago today, Ken Paxton stole someone's $1,000 pen. Today, Ken Paxton’s pen victim is endorsing James Talarico.
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Jenn Of Ark @jennofark.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Incredible. There's a tool on YouTube telling me I'm "stupid" because Mamdani's pied a terre tax "will make it impossible for regular people to buy investment properties." Totally ignoring that the tax is 1) on second homes, not rental properties, 2) NYC real estate has become a favored purchase for
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Massimo (mirror) @rainmaker1973-m.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Animaris Rex is an 18-metre-long walking 'beach animal' propelled by the wind, created by Theo Jansen as a fusion of art and engineering. Original post
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Yashar Ali 🐘 @yasharali.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Former President Obama breaks out the tan suit once again.
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George Conway ⚖️🇺🇸 @gtconway.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
I was thinking for a moment there should be a drinking game where everyone downs a shot when the United States Attorney's office for the District of Columbia has to drop a frivolous indictment but then I realized only the United States Attorney herself could survive that game
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Adam Parkhomenko @adamparkhomenko.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Oh my god
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Jenn Of Ark @jennofark.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
Blocked for noting that while Loomer remains a vile person, she's likely more influential w/changing MAGA minds on Ukraine than anyone else. Fail to understand how it's a BAD thing to acknowledge a hateful person is influencing other hateful people to be less hateful even if it's on only one issue.
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
I admire our government's new commitment to honesty.
A real tweet from the Department of Defense that says "It's not an option" above a meme that just says WINNING.
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Jenn Of Ark @jennofark.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Bought lettuce at the grocery yesterday. The issue came to a head because someone gifted me some perfectly ripe Cherokee Purple tomatoes. And you can't have a BLT without the L. Just avoid the packaged lettuce. Head lettuce has a tag indicating origin. The green leaf lettuce I bought was US grown.
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Jenn Of Ark @jennofark.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Had an idea for a great T-shirt; problem is, no one would wear it. "I voted for Trump. He got billions, but all I got was $4 gas and explosive diarrhea." No Trump supporter would wear it, and no one else would want anyone to think they had voted for him.
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marylou-ber.bsky.social @marylou-ber.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Ponder that statement coming from the filth that was Jeffrey Epstein.
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Neil Mackay @neilmackay.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
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Jenn Of Ark @jennofark.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
More of this. www.youtube.com/shorts/02OFb...
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MEANWHILE INSIDE MAGA GYM JORDAN'S OFFICE
YouTube video by Tony Dortie
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Emily (spooky) @emilyrose.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
It’s worth noting that Taco Bell identified the source before the FDA did, and promptly pulled it from their stores. The FDA didn’t even name the source until Taylor Farms outed themselves, and hasn’t issued a recall. Basically, Taco Bell is now a more reliable authority than the FDA.
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Jon Cooper @joncooper-us.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Cartoon by @deadder.bsky.social.
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Rural Freedom Network @ruralfreedomnet.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Here's the truth:
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Jenn Of Ark @jennofark.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Explosive Diarrhea will be the 2028 Republican presidential nominee.
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Jenn Of Ark @jennofark.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Well, THAT was a load of explosive diarrhea.
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C. Robert Cargill @crobertcargill.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Someone called the cyclospora outbreak MAHA Blast and I'm cackling like I'm 13 again.
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Jenn Of Ark @jennofark.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
In 2028, MAGA is gonna cut to the chase and just nominate Explosive Diarrhea as their nominee for president. TBF, it's the perfect follow up to Trump.
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Jenn Of Ark @jennofark.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
If there was a God, Elon Musk would die shitting himself to death from explosive diarrhea he got from eating a salad at some swanky restaurant.
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Jenn Of Ark @jennofark.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Imagining a future History Channel documentary about the current time: "In the end, the country turned on Trump not because of the broken promise to start no new wars, or the inflation caused by his tariffs, or the high gas prices caused by his war with Iran, but because of the explosive diarrhea."
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Jenn Of Ark @jennofark.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
I mean, kudos to whoever it was who first called it "explosive diarrhea." Two hundred years ago, the US had just gone through "the era of good feelings." Today's era will be known as "the era of explosive diarrhea," and honestly, it really does say it all about the current time and past decade.
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Jenn Of Ark @jennofark.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Make Explosive Diarrhea Great Again! #MEDGA
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Jenn Of Ark @jennofark.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
Back in the 80s we had movies that fantasized the American experiment would either end in nuclear holocaust (The Day After) or Soviet takeover (Red Dawn). I suppose it's unfair to knock the screenwriters for failing to imagine that it would actually be explosive diarrhea that takes us down.
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The Rude Pundit @rudepundit.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
Just start calling ICE officers “Donald Trump’s death squads.” Don’t ever make what they’re doing sound legit. “When they’re not killing, Trump’s death squads are rounding up people to be sent to his concentration camps where his camp guards will torture them.” That’s not even exaggerating.
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Yes... ha ha ha... YES!
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Nancy Mace considering running for Lindsey Graham’s Senate seat
She came up short in South Carolina’s GOP primary for governor earlier this year.
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Jenn Of Ark @jennofark.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
Some empires have died with a bang, others with a whimper. Ours is going down shitting itself to death.
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Jenn Of Ark @jennofark.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
Democrats should run a "600 Days of Dereliction of Duty" campaign against Republicans. With the number of days updated every day. Just to remind voters how many days they've suffered through Trump's predations and insanity, while Republicans stood by and watched, never lifting a finger to stop it.s
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Jenn Of Ark @jennofark.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
Another suggested message for Dem candidates: "My opponent stood by as Donald Trump swiped YOUR hard-earned tax dollars for his vanity projects, his illegal wars both abroad and upon citizens here at home, and advancing his own political and financial agendas. He aided and abetted the theft,
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zach @extrafabulous.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
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Y.O.L.O.0311 @yolo0311.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
A diarrhea parasite outbreak is what happens when you put a diarrhea parasite in charge of the Dept of Health and Human Services.
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