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Jennifer Johnston

@jenniferj-ca.bsky.social
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🎵 Artist Mgmt & Mktg #AuDHD #SWOntario 🇨🇦 #GenX Former nomad now stuck in the 519. Into animal welfare, music, cars, elephants, design/architecture (esp MCM & Bauhaus), and Oxford commas. I block bad faith/mass follower accts.

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Jennifer Johnston @jenniferj-ca.bsky.social · 4h
My god. She may not even make it a full Scaramucci. Could she be the first Press Secretary in history to be taken out with the trash via a news release at the end of her first week?
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Mariana Z @mariana057.bsky.social · 7h
Meatloaf is a good safe word. It means I would do anything for love, but I won't do that...
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Andrew Dyer @andrewdyer.bsky.social · 14h
There's no ethical way to use X and every journalist, media org and government entity there should be asked daily to explain their ongoing presence
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Jacob Loo Dawang @jacobdawang.com · 19h
Next time bring some trucks and say you're protesting for freedom and then the cops won't do anything for two weeks.
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Ashley @ashleyquan.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
A cop car carrying a flashing neon sign that says "DOUG FORD HATES YOU." Perfect, no notes, thanks for the great visual @ TV writers of the universe!
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Charlie Angus @charlieangus104.bsky.social · 9h
Award winning author Sally Rooney has her books banned in the UK under a Labour government for her support for Palestine. Now they are trying to ban the Irish band Fontaines DC from playing a gig in Manchester on a Saturday a mile from a synagogue. www.thejc.com/news/uk/jewi...
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Call off Heaton Park concert by anti-Israel rock group Fontaines DC, Jewish leaders urge - The Jewish Chronicle
Irish band whose performances feature ‘Free Palestine’ and claims of ‘genocide’ set to play on Shabbat next year close to synagogue hit by terror attack
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Asher @skydome.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
G20 levels of police presence to remove a fucking bike lane. Absolute cowards. (Photo: @chanface.bsky.social)
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Jennifer Johnston @jenniferj-ca.bsky.social · 7h
Love this! Their shared delight and joy at the end is just ✨🥰✨.
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Andrew Lewis FC @andrewlewisfc.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
Grossly overfunded police force sends scores of cops to help destroy bike lanes installed by lthe government (the City of Toronto) that funds them. #BikeTO
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Jennifer Johnston @jenniferj-ca.bsky.social · 16h
That movie about a powerful man becoming the world's saviour where an actual, real-life leader of a global, criminal cult is the lead actor? Ummmmm, thanks but no thanks.
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BladeoftheSun @bladeofthes.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
This was once Gaza, Israel have bulldozed everything then they will bury the rubble and hundreds of thousands of bodies under millions of tons of sands. Then build on top of it. Israel new settlements will literally be built on Genocide. It's like Hitler building on Auschwitz.
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Mike @brechinbrae220031.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Enforce the Canada Health Act! Canadian tax dollars are being deliberately misappropriated at the provincial and territorial level through underfunding of public healthcare and redirecting federal healthcare funding to create second-tier private for-profit healthcare systems in Canada.
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Jennifer Johnston @jenniferj-ca.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
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Absolutely Not David Rose from Schitt's Creek
ALT: Absolutely Not David Rose from Schitt's Creek
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Victor Ray @victorerikray.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Elon's apparent cutting off of Ukraine's Starlink access underscores the dangers of the U.S. contracting with an unstable Nazi. There is no way a deranged civilian (or any civilian) should have that much power over an ostensible American partner.
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Ron Filipkowski @ronfilipkowski.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
They understand the assignment.
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Jennifer Johnston @jenniferj-ca.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Just one minor edit. #menopause #perimenopause #audhd #neurodiverse
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Barney Panofsky's Best Intentions @mynamesnotgordy.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Local unknown man tries to convince neighbours he's the one in charge.
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Jennifer Johnston @jenniferj-ca.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Wait, I thought it was "a seekwet pwan to fight infwaytion".... 😜 #emergencywootcanal
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Shawn Micallef @shawnmicallef.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
So different than 2012 when Jarvis was removed. Handful of people on street during removals (including @fuzzywuzzyto.bsky.social who layer in front of the remover). Far bigger & diverse cycling community now. Fucking w a different beast now.
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Observing The City @observingthecity.ca · 14/10/2026
Construction trucks leaving Bloor and Islington area after being successfully deterred from starting work on removing bike lanes in Toronto by a large protest.
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Jennifer Johnston @jenniferj-ca.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Deep cut. Well done. 😆 #wootcanal
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Jennifer Johnston @jenniferj-ca.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
BRAVO Toronto cyclists. We need way more of this to counter so much of Ford's corruption. #TOpoli #CDNpoli
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Jennifer Johnston @jenniferj-ca.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
THIIIIIIIISSSSSSS.
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Jennifer Johnston @jenniferj-ca.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Somebody please keep this photo away from Shane Gillis, as Peck's shorts are clearly incendiary.
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Jennifer Johnston @jenniferj-ca.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Well done, Mr Mayor.
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Jennifer Johnston @jenniferj-ca.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Lovely! And still a good bit of yard to keep you busy on Saturdays.
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Jennifer Johnston @jenniferj-ca.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Who is the target demo for this bizarre alliance???
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Confused Math Meme
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Jennifer Johnston @jenniferj-ca.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
His derangement knows no bounds. And clearly his handlers are egging him on, so the swamp is well and truly drained and wholly relocated to the WH.
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Nick (derogatory) ✨ @slothropsmap.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
He has somehow retained the capacity to surprise me
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Jennifer Johnston @jenniferj-ca.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
😥😥😥 On the positive side, does this mean you and Nicole are coming back to this part of the country?
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BladeoftheSun @bladeofthes.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Israel's invasion of Gaza continues, as they push into the 'safe areas' and destroy the last few remaining buildings in Gaza to complete their Ethnic Cleansing. But Western Media don't even mention it.
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Oliver Willis @owillis.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
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Jennifer Johnston @jenniferj-ca.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Nah, when they willingly do it to themselves in some hateful, psychotic quest to achieve a goal that's an element of white supremacy, and it subsequently backfires, it's okay to lay on the shame.
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Jennifer Johnston @jenniferj-ca.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Let's hope this bubble bursts quickly and is massive.
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BladeoftheSun @bladeofthes.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Norway has removed all of its $2tn Investment Fund from Israel linked banks, as it continues its policy of BDS against Israel. Well done Norway.
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Jennifer Johnston @jenniferj-ca.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Sadly, AI slop. While elephants absolutely do this kind of behaviour, that's absolutely not a real video.
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Liz Renzetti @lizrenzetti.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Dan Levy doing what more men should do -- calling out Shane Gillis's misogyny. This is the top story on Variety right now, alongside a report on Russell Brand's rape trial beginning. In case we're still wondering why women are angry variety.com/2026/tv/news...
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Dan Levy Calls Out Shane Gillis’ ‘SNL’ Monologue and Says ‘More Men Need to Be Standing Up’: ‘Speechless That Something Like That Can Exist on Live National Television’
"Schitt's Creek" star Dan Levy is calling out Shane Gillis' "Saturday Night Live" monologue, saying that "more men need to be standing up."
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André Picard @picardonhealth @picardonhealth.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
All Canadians should be eligible for a free shingles vaccine Canada may not have a national health care system, but we should still have coherent national policies on essential issues like vaccination, by @picardonhealth.bsky.social www.theglobeandmail.com/opinion/arti... via @theglobeandmail.com
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Opinion: All Canadians should be eligible for a free shingles vaccine
Canada may not have a national health care system, but we should still have coherent national policies on essential issues like vaccination
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ruthko @ruthmkb.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Rebel News' Ezra Levant fundraising for #BradBradford??? 🤨 How much more do you need to be convinced that Brad should NEVER be our Mayor??? #NoBradfordForMayor #TOpoli #onpoli #cdnpoli
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Clare Blackwood @clareblackwood.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
I dunno man, if you can look me in the eye and say, "Yeah, Brad Bradford's bad, but Olivia Chow isn't any better" then I think we just fundamentally live in different universes and I don't have the energy to argue with that
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The Serfs (youtube.com/theserfstv) @theserfstv.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Shane Gillis is the squirrel of rodents in that he has great pr and people forget how deeply entrenched he is with the fascist project as long as he occasionally says something mid like "liquidating all the poors probably wouldn't be awesome"
oof...Shane Gillis's very awkward SNL opening monologue included him calling women whores for wearing shorts at the gym + an anecdote about using Joe Rogan's personal sauna, in which Theo Von said he "looked like a gas station egg"

he ended the monologue by saying "you're either gay or you're Hitler, and isn't that where we're at as a country?" which kinda confused the audience, so he literally had to say, "hey, that was the monologue, ladies and gentlemen"

here's the first joke: "I haven't been to the gym in so long. I didn't know women just dress like whores now. There's no other way to describe it. Have you seen the shorts? The wrinkles go, like, around the cheeks and all combine at the butthole. And don't look. You're not allowed to look."
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Jennifer Johnston @jenniferj-ca.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
The original use of "raw dogging" was trying to work on a doc after the keyboard template somehow went missing.
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Olga Lautman 🇺🇦 @olgalautman.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
This is so sick. So a Russian blood diesel vessel is on its way to NC set to arrive tomorrow. It left St Petersburg on Sept 22nd. This Trump-Putin plan has been in the works for weeks can’t picture what allies America will have left after this
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Jennifer Johnston @jenniferj-ca.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
File under: You're judged by the company you keep, #TOpoli edition. *shudder* I just pray the voters of Toronto can see through BB's BS. #CDNpoli
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Cheri Jacobus @cherijacobus.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
KKK
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Xela Hart @xelahart.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
😏😏😏
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Brent Toderian @brenttoderian.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
It’s hard enough for cities in Canada to do smarter things given how often bad city leaders hurt their own cities. But it’s extra infuriating watching awful provincial premiers sabotaging cities by ripping out good things they FINALLY managed to achieve. Premiers should not have that power, period.
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Jennifer Johnston @jenniferj-ca.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
100% guarantee that someone floated the idea at some point. They're fucking ghouls.
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Brent Toderian @brenttoderian.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
"Ripping out these protected bike lanes against the will of Toronto city council is a colossal waste of $48 million. The province’s own experts know it will not ease traffic congestion, it will put people’s lives at risk…” One of the stupidest things I’ve ever seen any politician do to any city.
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Ontario will officially begin removing Toronto bike lanes on Tuesday | CBC News
Ontario will begin removing bike lanes from a stretch on Bloor Street W. in Etobicoke on Tuesday, the Ministry of Transportation says.
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Jennifer Johnston @jenniferj-ca.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Am so glad that link could provide a wee bit of help (Josh Johnson is an excellent restorative for frayed nerves). Hope your day gets better. 🤗
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