Reposted by JenKiwiPru @prufrockluvsong.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Please stop calling me on my phone that's not what it's for 3140861127
JenKiwi @jenkiwi.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Someone at work has seeded the hallways with fun little guys. My immediate coworkers don’t understand the joy in this, but I’ve found lizards in various color morphs & a gaggle of pumpkin duckies so far (helped myself to one of the duckies bc they remind me of the beach house’s hidden duck quest). 010
Reposted by JenKiwiFeath🌠 🔜Infurnity @paintinfeather.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Process of the recent work🏃 181245341
Reposted by JenKiwiOregon 🕎🎲 @oregonthedm.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Most riveting thing I've seen all week 382112593028
JenKiwi @jenkiwi.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Absolutely surreal to be presented w/a math problem, have a moment of absolute panic bc you remember next to NOTHING of geometry, & then have an entire brain quadrant activate like a sleeper agent upon reading “parallelogram” Last time I thought about those I didn’t have or even WANT a cell phone.static.klipy.comBack To The Future: The Disappearance BeginsAlt: Scene from Back To The Future where the delorean disappears from the empty nighttime Twin Pines mall parking lot in a puff of smoke & trail of flames. (Kiwi notes that she didn’t go THIS far back in time but it seemed a more appropriate gif than 90s & aughts pop culture) 020
JenKiwi @jenkiwi.bsky.social · 18/09/20261. Make afternoon lab work appt bc I don’t wanna use leave 2. Can’t eat or have caffeine all day 3. Walk to nearby shops to obtain food & caffeine afterwards bc low bp/sugar migraine has grown so big it has its own gravitational pull 4. Shop has cute blind boxes 5. Decisions were made No regrets 030
Reposted by JenKiwiMartin Tomsky @mtomsky.bsky.social · 14/09/2026How Your Email Finds me on Monday Morning after a Holiday Brand new work! Well kinda, it's a new version of a miniature portrait with a similar name but a little more This is Fine energy. Available now here - www.martintomsky.com/shop/how-you... #art #illustration #skeleton #inbox 117637
JenKiwi @jenkiwi.bsky.social · 14/09/2026I work in such a fun building. Email: “Possible issues w/bldg elevator. It may be getting stuck. Was found stopped between floors w/doors pried open. Emergency call button does not appear working. Reminder this part of bldg often has no cell service.” They’re still letting ppl use it. (Never me!) 330
JenKiwi @jenkiwi.bsky.social · 14/09/2026WIP of an eventual play on words (the wagon will eventually be used for something else, but unfired polymer clay doesn’t melt/react to wood like it does plastic, so until I have all 3 horsies finished I’m just going to let them rest there temporarily) 031
Reposted by JenKiwiannadrawsstuff ✨ @ shop update!! @annadrawsstuff.bsky.social · 11/09/2026something something help me pay rent and make more art by buying some trash (merch) 🦝 [ #artshop #artistsupport #cuteart #animalart ] 15487175
JenKiwi @jenkiwi.bsky.social · 09/09/2026Had a stowaway this morning! Didn’t see him in the morning darkness, had Mumfra flashbacks when I caught sight of him in the lights of the parking garage. (My commute is all city speeds so he is hopefully not traumatized & enjoys his new digs by the creek. Was very alert as I got out of the car.) 020
Reposted by JenKiwiFoxfeather Zenkova @foxfeather.bsky.social · 08/09/2026🎉 Osprey is unlocked!! 🎉 27614
JenKiwi @jenkiwi.bsky.social · 07/09/2026A pigeon is/was nesting in one of the dormant planting boxes on my balcony. (I say pigeon due to the obviously elaborate nest, but haven’t actually seen anybirdie.) 061
JenKiwi @jenkiwi.bsky.social · 07/09/2026Borb! Repurposed old decor item, painted up as a Shima Enaga (Japanese “snow fairy” long-tailed tit), bc they’re such adorable round babies. 063
Reposted by JenKiwialicia 🍳 @acorviart.bsky.social · 26/08/2026A little experimental archaeopteryx trinket dish, it flattened out more than I'd like in the kiln on one side but still looks pretty neat #ceramics drop on aug 29, 2pm CT 4468102
JenKiwi @jenkiwi.bsky.social · 26/08/2026I would like to thank Dev Team for accidentally immolating Prod data today bc it should help keep me off the Internet for a while & that’s probably for the best. 020
Reposted by JenKiwiCol. Boozy Badger @boozybadger.lawyersandliquor.com · 26/08/20268/24 Humanity: “We need you to take care of an 80 year old, everyone know them, has had a worldwide impact.” Death: “On it.” 8/25 Humanity: “Look, this is our fault. We should have been more specific. But this one was in Home Alone 2.” Death: “Say no more.” 8/26 Humanity: “LISTEN FUCKO…” 11738198
JenKiwi @jenkiwi.bsky.social · 26/08/2026It’s raining in my office again & I have mild food poisoning. How the hell did I get food poisoning? All I had yesterday was a latte! Did I miss a milk recall? I missed a recall didn’t I? (In which case prob 1/2 the campus & visiting alumni ALSO got food poisoning yesterday.) So, normal workday. 200
Reposted by JenKiwiJ. L. Westover @mrlovenstein.bsky.social · 21/08/2026Secret Panel HERE 🐢 patreon.com/mrlovenstein/posts/response-time-167299662 1345421149
JenKiwi @jenkiwi.bsky.social · 21/08/2026The knob on my washing machine just broke. (Suspect a spring gave out or a piece de-threaded.) No mental energy to open up the panel & try fixing it while the roofing work is still clonking overhead, so I guess it’s 5gal bucket handwashing time. Costs aside, I don’t WANT a machine w/computers. :( 100
JenKiwi @jenkiwi.bsky.social · 21/08/2026It’s my day off so of course the roofing crew started hammering & stomping at 0645 & have been losing debris & tar sheets into my flat via the skylight all morning. I’ve had a lot of coffee despite drywall falling into it. (Temped to flee to the library, but am trying to sculpt today.) 110
Reposted by JenKiwi🌺 Floverale-Hellewen @floverale.bsky.social · 20/08/2026Following a dragon into the emerald depths 🌿💧 8/15 #art #smaugust #dragon #crystal 7945314
JenKiwi @jenkiwi.bsky.social · 21/08/2026Drac the Arcanine, in a cup of coffee Winter 2026 Commission for @panthshadowclaw (Mailed out back in January but somehow completely forgot to post the photos online until now, what even is time) 120
Reposted by JenKiwiWolfie the Stabinator 🔜 Furrydelphia! @myarmcanfly.bsky.social · 17/08/2026The fat horse custom order form is now open! I’ll be taking custom orders for the next three days, with the form closing at 3pm eastern on August 20th, 2026. Please read all provided info, and answer questions carefully so I can make your fat horse come true! Order form: forms.gle/XxxEtFBxE2bU... 12441211
Reposted by JenKiwiKEN'S PIN HUSTLE @kenspinhustle.bsky.social · 19/08/2026just over ONE DAY LEFT on DOG CRIMES! our winning vote pin is the border collie. but, at this rate, we may not make it there. want to go shoot for that $9k mark in the last 24 hours? www.backerkit.com/c/projects/k... 079
Reposted by JenKiwiXploshi @xploshi.bsky.social · 19/08/2026the Mario Galaxy planet off in the distance with a boss waiting on it 86195064390
Reposted by JenKiwi𝓥𝓲𝓻𝓰𝓲𝓵🪽🔜 MFF Dealers @somberpaw.bsky.social · 19/08/2026With all the love in my heart, this is my plea that artists will stop making blind box plushies 💔 I feel exhausted that toy stores are all blind boxes and indie artists producing toys are becoming so too. I don’t want to gamble, or be duped into buying more than I need. 09422
Reposted by JenKiwiUnfamiliarArts @unfamiliararts.bsky.social · 19/08/2026It’s that time again! I have another shop update coming! This time on August 28th. I’ll have a lot of new pieces ready including this little forest dragon. 7488133
JenKiwi @jenkiwi.bsky.social · 18/08/2026- take glasses off bc brain is too tired to comp out the distance/astigmatism correction when reading - some text on laptop screen is blurry - put glasses back on - LIFT GLASSES UP BC I DON’T NEED THEM FOR READING Y’all the meme was blurry bc it was low res Perhaps more than my EYES is tired 040
JenKiwi @jenkiwi.bsky.social · 18/08/2026Someone turned the air handler (that caused the catastrophic leaks) back on before repairs were complete & SHOCKINGLY this resulted in leaks to my office. Facilities had to stand on a steel trashcan on my desk & Molly-bolted a plastic recycle bin in the ceiling below the leak to act as a catch. 100
JenKiwi @jenkiwi.bsky.social · 17/08/2026Some Mad Crabber has poured scented air freshener into the office’s air handlers again. Not sure if this is to mask the smell of mold or test airflow or just uninhibited brain fever but best I never catch sight of whoever’s doing this. Smells like a Sears perfume counter in a fresh portapotty. 150
JenKiwi @jenkiwi.bsky.social · 07/08/2026Working to restore a scanned digital print from 2006, bc somehow in this household of I.T. Professionals & best-practices adherents, no one can find the original digital photo. So a consumer-grade personal HP print is all I’ve got. Looks a bit like someone overlaid a “rain” animation filter on it. 100
JenKiwi @jenkiwi.bsky.social · 03/08/2026Me: What’s the weather for the next hour? Weather app: Cloudy but no rain Me: You sure? That looks a lot like a rain cloud overhead. WA: Positive! Me: well okay then -leaves umbrella at desk like a fool- (1 block later) WA: Guess what? I lied! -begins pouring down rain- 100
Reposted by JenKiwihuck mason @tylerhuckabee.bsky.social · 02/08/2026never thought short form video would be able to capture a type of humor i can only describe as “the far side-esque” but this comes close. 86211456652
JenKiwi @jenkiwi.bsky.social · 03/08/2026Saw the graveyard fox again today! Darted up from the creek onto the pedestrian bridge about 50ft in front of me, paused & looked back. Slowed my pace to let them jog well ahead (urban foxes aren’t THAT chill) & lost sight of them. (Photo attempt wrecked by headlights of oncoming car, sorry.) 010
JenKiwi @jenkiwi.bsky.social · 27/07/2026The air conditioner/handler above me at work iced up over the weekend & flooded (drain pans either weren’t up to the task, or clogged) so it’s been raining in my office all day. My workstation sits in a dry cone of safety but the printer may have seized its opportunity to exit service. 220
Reposted by JenKiwiBl3iz-Du (OKAMI SEQUEL!!!!) @bl3iz-du.bsky.social · 23/07/2026Still can't get the true colours to show correctly. Stupid phone camera and lighting... Sorry if the paint job is a bit in sloppy in some parts, the model is very small (9cm diameter) and with my right hand pain when holding the model it's hard to paint... #大神 #okami #3Dprint #shiba 613944
JenKiwi @jenkiwi.bsky.social · 22/07/2026Good morning to everyone except the ABSOLUTE MANIAC that turned on the baseboard heat in the 2nd Floor building hallways. (May they meet the Snallygaster late one night.) 030
JenKiwi @jenkiwi.bsky.social · 21/07/2026Still working on that 35K record datafix. Having spent several days on triage, I’ve concluded “keep them out of reach of the Dean” may well be one of the reasons Dev Team was moved to the other side of campus. (Like Admissions doesn’t have eCarts & able-bodied lieutenants.) 020
Reposted by JenKiwidrachenmagier @drachenmagier.bsky.social · 20/07/2026Update. :) #drachenmagier #art 5626183
JenKiwi @jenkiwi.bsky.social · 20/07/2026Injuries where the remedy is “reduce your stress level” are nonsense. Like it’s easy. Also like I wouldn’t already be doing that if I could. 240
JenKiwi @jenkiwi.bsky.social · 17/07/2026Who poured scented air freshener into the office rooftop air conditioning/handler unit? I just wanna talk. 120
JenKiwi @jenkiwi.bsky.social · 15/07/2026Last week I aggravated an old neck/shoulder injury (keep your feet & knees together when falling out of aircraft, kids, even when it’s accidental) & it’s somehow stacked a continuous TMJ-like tension headache atop the regular pin & I’d very much like to exchange this for anything else please. 110
JenKiwi @jenkiwi.bsky.social · 14/07/2026So much of my professional life is spent staring at my monitor & muttering “Why are you the way you are?” at users who, thankfully, are not within earshot. 120
Reposted by JenKiwiAves • Artist & Finch Parent @avian-aves.bsky.social · 14/07/2026New Griffinches are live in the shop 🐥✨ www.etsy.com/shop/AverysA... 06214
Reposted by JenKiwiStella Bialek @stellabialek.bsky.social · 13/07/2026new desk f(r)iends this week! say hello to the Pufferfiend. they contain tiny magnets so you can swap out their little knifes for other small metallic objects. available for adoption July 18th 8PM CEST, on stellabialek.com/shop 111140
Reposted by JenKiwi⛥H. Kyoht Luterman⛧ (Goataroo) @hkluterman.bsky.social · 12/07/202625% sale on Piss on their Grave stickers! Promo Code: RESTINPISS www.etsy.com/listing/4404... 115351