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@jenkiwi.bsky.social
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Small nocturnal bird. Artist, writer, programmer. Sculptor of tiny critters. Powered by coffee & Bueno Bars. She/Her. On FA & DA as JenKiwi & IG as jenkiwi_art. linktr.ee/jenkiwi

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Ida Ꮚ•ꈊ•Ꮚ @floofyfluff.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Catci 🐱🌵 #art
An illustration of Catcus the cactus cat playfully scratching a long cactus with her claws, against a background of different types of cacti. She is a stylised green cat with needles instead of fur, a tail shaped like a cactus adorned by a pink flower. Around her are her catcittens, or kitten cacti, shown to playfully sit in pots, knock them over, or scheme to take over the world. Much like regular cats do, really.
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JenKiwi @jenkiwi.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Stopped in at the hardware store for supplies & encountered a spooky conga line at the entrance!
A conga line of small plastic skeletons riding small plastic lawn flamingoes in the grass berm in front of a hardware store.
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JenKiwi @jenkiwi.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Details of fish on the third window.
Detail of acrylic red and teal with yellow accents fish painted on sand-colored wall.Detail of acrylic blue with magenta accents betta fish painted on sand-colored wall.Detail of acrylic teal/blue betta fish painted on sand-colored wall.Detail of acrylic blue with dark accents betta fish painted on sand-colored wall.
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JenKiwi @jenkiwi.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Details of the fish in the second window.
Detail of acrylic orange and white goldfish painted on sand-colored wall.Detail of acrylic blue and yellow striped, green accented fish painted on sand-colored wall.Detail of acrylic magenta seahorse amongst kelp painted on sand-colored wall.Detail of acrylic magenta and yellow accented fish amongst kelp painted on sand-colored wall.
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JenKiwi @jenkiwi.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Details of the fish on the first window.
Detail of acrylic red and yellow accented betta-like fish painted on sand-colored wall.Detail of acrylic teal and green accented fish painted on sand-colored wall.Detail of acrylic red and yellow accented seahorse and small fry fish amongst kelp painted on sand-colored wall. Some of the damage these are meant to cover can be seen in the upper left, but this is covered by the curtains so I was asked not to clean/smooth it over first.Detail of acrylic red and yellow accented small fry painted on sand-colored wall.
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JenKiwi @jenkiwi.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
The completed school of fish & the room as a whole! (The curtains partially hide some of the kelp-dwelling small fry, which seems appropriate for tiny fishies.)
A children’s bedroom with bunk beds & dark wood furniture, with three windows adorned with newly-painted schools of fantasy fish.Detail of window showing betta-like fish swimming over the window frame as small fry and a seahorse hang out in the kelp forests to the sides of the window frame, partially hidden by dark curtains.Detail of window showing a goldfish and a yellow-and blue striped fish with green fins, swimming over the window frame as small fry and a seahorse hang out in the kelp forests to the sides of the window frame, partially hidden by dark curtains.Detail shot of a trio of betta-like fish in various shades of blue/magenta and a trio of aqua-and-magenta-and-yellow grilled fish, painted in acrylics against a sand-colored wall over a window frame.
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JenKiwi @jenkiwi.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Okay I’m not done but here’s one of the windows (bad lighting, will get better pics in daylight). The new paint absolutely complicates life in both number of coats required & a need to improvise a sectioned palette. (Thankfully folks want bright color fantasy fish vs color-matching actual species.)
Acrylic fish swim above a window frame on a yellow wall. Smaller fish and seahorses swim amongst kelp painted alongside the window frame. The art covers a variety of damaged areas that have been unevenly patched. Eventually curtains will soften the edges of the artwork. (I’m not responsible for the curtain hangers placement on the wooden window frame, don’t ask me what madness prompted that.)
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JenKiwi @jenkiwi.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I suspect they were stored at an improper temperature they’re so very runny. I have to use whatever the local shop carries bc I was not expecting to paint fish & brought mostly bird colors. Suspect I’ll be cutting the new paint w/some beige from my tubes just to thicken it.
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JenKiwi @jenkiwi.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Me: Okay new paint I just bought, today we are painting happy friendly aquatic life in a kids’ room. Paints: Got it boss, gonna be extra liquid & run together on your palette to better render The Horrors. (It’s fine w/more coats I can layer things back to Finding Nemo cartoon levels but YIKES.)
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JenKiwi @jenkiwi.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
More beach treasures from above the storm tide line! (Also the coin is eagle-side-up in the sand & is a quarter, it’s in the cleaning pot right now but I’ll try to discern the year later. Probably only been in the ocean a month or so, saltwater does a number on coins!)
Ping-pong ball sized sea snail shell bleached almost pure white, next to a 1.5” long whelk shell in the sandA torpedo-shaped shell rests in the sandA U.S. quarter coin, heavily tarnished/discolored by saltwater, rests eagle-side-up (head on the left around 9 o’clock) in the sand
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JenKiwi @jenkiwi.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Taller stilt-legged sandpipers from the attached bath. I ran out of brown almost immediately so they’re a bit more impressionist/fluffy than intended, but the owner likes them so it’s all good!
A pair of acrylic painted stilt-legged brownish sandpipers atop the corners of windows on a green-silver room
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JenKiwi @jenkiwi.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
This room was painted in cooler colors, so folks wanted sandpipers. It was more textured than other rooms so the wee birbs look a bit wind-blown or fluffed up.
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JenKiwi @jenkiwi.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
More seagulls added to other rooms to cover additional wall repairs.
A seagull painted in acrylics on a sand-colored bedroom wall above a windowA tired/resting seagull, eyes half-closed,  painted in acrylics on a sand-colored bedroom wall above a windowA seagull painted in acrylics on a sand-colored bedroom wall above a windowPair of painted seagulls shown together over the window they share
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Corvi - 🐣🎉💖 @corviforms.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
seasonally appropriate AND glow-in-the-dark! 🎃 www.etsy.com/listing/8503...
three variants of crow on jackolantern enamel pins, black and orange, purple and dull orange, white and pastel orange, stuck on mini pumpkinsthree crow on jackolantern pins in dim light showing the glowing jackolantern face and eye
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Flightradar24 @flightradar24.com · 06/10/2026
We ain’t ‘fraid of no ghosts. www.flightradar24.com/N1810R/42004...
A ghostbuster capturing a ghost, Slimer perhaps? And the word Halloween spelled out in a flight path.
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JenKiwi @jenkiwi.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
This is the best spare change penny/donation bucket I’ve seen in ages!
A spare change/donation bucket at a hardware store’s checkout counter. “Help send my cat to ninja school” is scrawled in block print next to an image of a masked grey cat clutching a ninja sword.
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JenKiwi @jenkiwi.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Details of the birds
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JenKiwi @jenkiwi.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I was asked to paint more seagulls on the repaired sections of drywall (many cover patches from the old hurricane shutter system), so here’s the new additions to the kitchen/den flock.
A pair of seagulls painted in acrylics on a sand-colored kitchen wall above a window frame. The seagull in the left is facing left in full profile; the one of the right is facing the viewer with their head turned left so that it appears both birds are looking at the same thing (such as whatever is being cooked in the kitchen).A pair of seagulls painted in acrylics on a sand-colored kitchen wall above a window with a lighthouse-patterned lace curtain. The seagull in the left is facing right and somewhat fluffed up; the one on the right is yawning (or possibly screaming), with their tongue sticking out.A lone seagull, painted in acrylics on a sandy-colored kitchen wall above a double window with a lighthouse-patterned curtain. They are facing the viewer with their head turned to the right as if looking at the various ceramic plates that look like fish, mounted on the wall next to it.A lone seagull painted in acrylics against a sand-colored kitchen wall atop a white-framed door. They stand in profile,facing to the right with their head tilted upwards as if contemplating the ceiling/skylight above
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JenKiwi @jenkiwi.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Practically no one was on the beach when I went, so I got a few photos of the local wildlife (despite my phone’s aversion to this activity, even!).
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JenKiwi @jenkiwi.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Spent some time beachcombing this weekend & the treasures at the storm tide line were amazing! Found 8 pieces of sea glass, a bunch of unusual small shells (not all pictured here but I’ll take photos once they’ve been cleaned), & a nearly pristine intact whelk shell!
A veritable mermaid’s cache of intact shells at the storm tide line, including a whelk, scallops, clam-shells, chunks of reef/seafloor, driftwood, lightning-struck sand, sea glass, driftwood, and even a little lost aardvark (?) carved stone figurine missing its tail.Closeup of the carved stone aardvark/anteater sitting on the sand amongst bits of seashells. The carving is missing its tail but otherwise intact.A small grape-sized sea-snail cone shell of some kind, resting on a rock the size of a biscuit & surrounded by smooth fragments of purple-and-white striped shells.A piece of what is likely coke-bottle sea glass (lightly blue-green in color) about the size of a 25 cent piece, resting in the sand with small shells & fragments.
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JenKiwi @jenkiwi.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
(Okay I am kidding, the actual ghosts are said to be in the corridors behind me in this image & at least one of them is reportedly a jerk.) In reality, it’s just that a panel of lights are out (this happens & we have to wait for the guy w/a key), & the timely arrival of some new Spooky Little Guys!
Close-up of the “ghostly object” from the previous post: a tiny plastic ghost wearing a witch hat, resting atop a glass-fronted message board on a plaster wall.

I brightened the photo up as much as I could but lighting in the hall was rather dramatic at the time this was photographed.Another “ghostly object”, this one sitting in the corner of a whitewashed brick windowsill. It appears to be a ghost dog (or a canine of some sort, wearing a bedsheet ghost costume).A tiny plastic ghost dog figurine resting on the corner of a whitewashed brick windowsill. They were at the end of the long dark corridor & conveniently lit by the adjoining hallway!
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JenKiwi @jenkiwi.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Guys, think I saw one of the fabled Hospital Point ghosts this morning! Look, it’s right there in the upper right, above the message board!
A dimly-lit, carpeted hallway in a decommissioned military hospital built over a century ago. A tiny, ghostly object sits just above an old message board hanging on the right wall.The same picture, digitally brightened a bit with the area of interest highlighted.
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JenKiwi @jenkiwi.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Also they’ve been practicing following members around a field flying 2ft above their heads. A field of scattered wanderers w/drones directly above their heads is absolutely sending me. It’s somewhere between a weird SIMS LARP & finding oneself in a MMORPG w/tech pets instead of fuzzies.
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JenKiwi @jenkiwi.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
It amuses me greatly that the campus’ competitive drone-operator’s team (probably this is just an engineering class) flies their drones on the fields directly next to the “No Drone Zone” signs.
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Dave Kellett @davekellett.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
TODAY'S COMIC: Crabby
PANEL 1: A red-orange crab stands on sand with a blue sky behind him. Next to him is a paper coffee cup with lid and a brown sleeve.
CRAB: Before Coffee: Crabby.

PANEL 2: The same scene.
CRAB: After coffee: STILL CRABBY.

PANEL 3: The same scene, the crab stares at the viewer.

PANEL 4: The crab turns to the side, thoughtfully.
CRAB: …but better able to articulate why.

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JenKiwi @jenkiwi.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Okay that was “move them around” & I was in the middle of changing it when the app yoinked the draft out of my hands & posted it, so I’ma leave it.
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JenKiwi @jenkiwi.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Whoever is seeding the Fun Little Guys along the office hallways & connecting bridges has added some jack-o-lanterns & pugs? wombats? to the mix! Heard from a dept w/more-fun ppl in it that this is a lighthearted game & the more we love them around, the more will be brought in. Yay!
A small plastic grinning jack-o-lantern on a whitewashed brick windowsill.A small plastic jack-o-lantern with a mischievous grin rests on a grey-painted (and likely cracked half a century ago) metal radiator casing against a grey windowsill.A tiny plastic pug? Wombat? Critter gripping a multicolored bag of chips/crisps/some manner of snack. This is a flat-backed figurine vs a full 3D piece like the others, and is resting on a frankly filthy windowsill.A tiny plastic pug? Wombat? Critter head. This is a flat-backed figurine vs a full 3D piece like the others and is resting on a whitewashed windowsill.
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Neal @ BLFC AA B21 @verdantsculpts.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Want to help me with rent and get some art in return? I am currently open for small commissions, including mini figures!
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NosferaPru @prufrockluvsong.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Please stop calling me on my phone that's not what it's for
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JenKiwi @jenkiwi.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Someone at work has seeded the hallways with fun little guys. My immediate coworkers don’t understand the joy in this, but I’ve found lizards in various color morphs & a gaggle of pumpkin duckies so far (helped myself to one of the duckies bc they remind me of the beach house’s hidden duck quest).
An old metal water fountain against a monochromatic brick & plaster wall. A bright blue 3D printed lizard is resting along the back rim.Close-up of bright metallic blue-to-purple color fade 3D printed lizard resting on the rim of a metal water fountain.An old covered radiator running along a brick wall. There is a tiny plastic duck with a pumpkin hat resting upon it.Close up of tiny transparent purple plastic duck with pumpkin hat sitting atop an old beige/grey metal radiator cover.
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Feath🌠 🔜Infurnity @paintinfeather.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Process of the recent work🏃
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Oregon 🕎🎲 @oregonthedm.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Most riveting thing I've seen all week
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JenKiwi @jenkiwi.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Absolutely surreal to be presented w/a math problem, have a moment of absolute panic bc you remember next to NOTHING of geometry, & then have an entire brain quadrant activate like a sleeper agent upon reading “parallelogram” Last time I thought about those I didn’t have or even WANT a cell phone.
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Back To The Future: The Disappearance Begins
Alt: Scene from Back To The Future where the delorean disappears from the empty nighttime Twin Pines mall parking lot in a puff of smoke & trail of flames. (Kiwi notes that she didn’t go THIS far back in time but it seemed a more appropriate gif than 90s & aughts pop culture)
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JenKiwi @jenkiwi.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
1. Make afternoon lab work appt bc I don’t wanna use leave 2. Can’t eat or have caffeine all day 3. Walk to nearby shops to obtain food & caffeine afterwards bc low bp/sugar migraine has grown so big it has its own gravitational pull 4. Shop has cute blind boxes 5. Decisions were made No regrets
Snapshot of a messy work table with a small sprawled grumpy shark-kitty figurine & a Java sparrow cappuccino figurine in the foreground & sour gummy bears & a boba tea in the background.
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Martin Tomsky @mtomsky.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
How Your Email Finds me on Monday Morning after a Holiday Brand new work! Well kinda, it's a new version of a miniature portrait with a similar name but a little more This is Fine energy. Available now here - www.martintomsky.com/shop/how-you... #art #illustration #skeleton #inbox
Colourful woodwork of an angry skeleton at a laptop in a room on fire.
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JenKiwi @jenkiwi.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
This & the parking situation is how you know our little jokes about our employer’s “stealth fitness program” aren’t jokes. Mgt gets those that need them reserved parking & offices near ground floor doors, but there’s only so much to go around & much more limited temp/medical telework rules now.
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JenKiwi @jenkiwi.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
(This is why when I returned to work post-MERS & pneumonia, with absolutely no voice & having to pause to catch my breath every 20ft, I used the stairs, bc at least if I passed out someone would spot my body on the security cams.)
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JenKiwi @jenkiwi.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
(At least this elevator is close enough to offices that someone’s likely to hear you banging on the doors within the hour if it gets stuck. Our old bldg had it outside the stairwell so multiple times ppl got stuck until folks on lunch break or leaving for the day walked by!)
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JenKiwi @jenkiwi.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
I work in such a fun building. Email: “Possible issues w/bldg elevator. It may be getting stuck. Was found stopped between floors w/doors pried open. Emergency call button does not appear working. Reminder this part of bldg often has no cell service.” They’re still letting ppl use it. (Never me!)
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JenKiwi @jenkiwi.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
WIP of an eventual play on words (the wagon will eventually be used for something else, but unfired polymer clay doesn’t melt/react to wood like it does plastic, so until I have all 3 horsies finished I’m just going to let them rest there temporarily)
WIP polymer clay sculpt of a cartoony strawberry roan pony leaning over the side of an unpainted wooden wagon toy, as an empty model tub of Breyers strawberry, chocolate, & vanilla ice cream sits nearby. Various other miniature pieces & headphone cables can be seen in the background of my extremely organized workspace.
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annadrawsstuff ✨ @ shop update!! @annadrawsstuff.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
something something help me pay rent and make more art by buying some trash (merch) 🦝 [ #artshop #artistsupport #cuteart #animalart ]
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JenKiwi @jenkiwi.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Had a stowaway this morning! Didn’t see him in the morning darkness, had Mumfra flashbacks when I caught sight of him in the lights of the parking garage. (My commute is all city speeds so he is hopefully not traumatized & enjoys his new digs by the creek. Was very alert as I got out of the car.)
A small 1” speckled frog (or American toad?) sits atop the driver-side wiper base on the hood of a red car, inside a brightly-lit parking garage. Photo taken through windshield l.)
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JenKiwi @jenkiwi.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Cräbbe
A blue crab clings to a concrete pylon just under the water’s surface. (These are prime dining areas for the creek’s crabs & on days when the surface is smooth,
One can often see 1-2 per pylon)
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Foxfeather Zenkova @foxfeather.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
🎉 Osprey is unlocked!! 🎉
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JenKiwi @jenkiwi.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
A pigeon is/was nesting in one of the dormant planting boxes on my balcony. (I say pigeon due to the obviously elaborate nest, but haven’t actually seen anybirdie.)
A pair of small (1/2 inch wide, just under 1 inch long) cream-colored eggs rest in a dormant planting box full of potting soil hanging over a balcony railing, in the presence of a few twigs. A rainbow-speckled glass water globe with most of the stem snapped off rests in the back of the box. Due to the elaborate craftsmanship evident in the nest, suspect it might belong to a pigeon or mourning dove.
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JenKiwi @jenkiwi.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Borb! Repurposed old decor item, painted up as a Shima Enaga (Japanese “snow fairy” long-tailed tit), bc they’re such adorable round babies.
Plastic decorative (and very round!) bird painted to resemble a Japanese “snow fairy” long-tailed tit, seen from above head on. Plastic decorative (and very round!) bird painted to resemble a Japanese “snow fairy” long-tailed tit, seen from left side.
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alicia 🍳 NYCC AA I-24 @acorviart.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
A little experimental archaeopteryx trinket dish, it flattened out more than I'd like in the kiln on one side but still looks pretty neat #ceramics drop on aug 29, 2pm CT
Archaeopteryx trinket dish cut in the shape of the fossilArchaeopteryx trinket dish cut in the shape of the fossil
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JenKiwi @jenkiwi.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
I would like to thank Dev Team for accidentally immolating Prod data today bc it should help keep me off the Internet for a while & that’s probably for the best.
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Col. Boozy Badger @boozybadger.lawyersandliquor.com · 26/08/2026
8/24 Humanity: “We need you to take care of an 80 year old, everyone know them, has had a worldwide impact.” Death: “On it.” 8/25 Humanity: “Look, this is our fault. We should have been more specific. But this one was in Home Alone 2.” Death: “Say no more.” 8/26 Humanity: “LISTEN FUCKO…”
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JenKiwi @jenkiwi.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Bluesky shifting gears to plural on “live your life well” posts was how I found out & jfc stop taking the good ones for a while, please, you can’t take the stacking damage.
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