Reposted by @jemzen.bsky.socialComedian Tiffany Norton ✨👄✨ @tiffanynorton.bsky.social · 29/09/2025🤲 5787
Reposted by @jemzen.bsky.socialhillsidehippie.bsky.social @hillsidehippie.bsky.social · 23/09/2025An escalator can never break down, it can only become stairs… sorry for the convenience - Mitch Hedberg 763445
Reposted by @jemzen.bsky.socialDiplocat @diplocat.bsky.social · 23/09/2025Show the frat bro picture, not the old folks. The bros bought into TPUSA fantasies of women chained to the bed while the bros did whatever they wanted because they felt sad and inferior after being ignored or hounded by their shrew fathers. 1144
Reposted by @jemzen.bsky.socialMickDundee58 @lairdmickd.bsky.social · 23/09/2025"Why don't Scuba Divers get good Grades at School?" "Because they are always below C Level." 1423
Reposted by @jemzen.bsky.socialMickDundee58 @lairdmickd.bsky.social · 23/09/2025"What do you call an Alligator in a Vest?" "An Investigator." 4568
Reposted by @jemzen.bsky.socialJess Piper @piperformissouri.bsky.social · 22/09/2025Tried to get my real ID. I had my license, my SS card and my birth certificate. I was not allowed to get my real ID because my birth name is different than my married name. Now I have to go dig up a marriage certificate. You know who wouldn’t have to do this? A man. Never change your last name. 2007256716056
Reposted by @jemzen.bsky.socialMickDundee58 @lairdmickd.bsky.social · 22/09/2025"Why did the Lifeguards kick the elephants off the Beach?" "They kept dropping their trunks." 0212
jemzen.bsky.social @jemzen.bsky.social · 22/09/2025When I wrote "sometimes" I meant always. I always give boys more attention because I am terrified of a future worse than present day. 110
jemzen.bsky.social @jemzen.bsky.social · 22/09/2025I'm a 1st year HS librarian with 20 years public library service as a Teen Librarian. It's my job to bring energy to kindness with my daily interactions. I'm doing my best to create a safe society and sometimes (with bias in agreement to what you're saying) give a little more attention to young men. 110
Reposted by @jemzen.bsky.socialChristopher Webb @cwebbonline.com · 21/09/2025Red states always find the budget when it’s to silence voices… 12562821841
jemzen.bsky.social @jemzen.bsky.social · 21/09/2025What are women taught except for how to defend ourselves? Making excuses for bad behavior is a waste of our energy and fixing men shouldn't be our job. It's most men in all areas of the world, so I doubt it's an education problem. Let's start by actually holding them accountable. 200
Reposted by @jemzen.bsky.socialJustin Jest @justinjest.bsky.social · 20/09/2025I accused my wife of putting glue all over my rifles. She denies it; but, I'm sticking to my guns.media.tenor.coma man wearing glasses is holding a shotgun in front of a blue wallALT: a man wearing glasses is holding a shotgun in front of a blue wall 4483
Reposted by @jemzen.bsky.social Lollioness @lollioness.bsky.social · 18/09/2025Or, it can follow Pete Buttigieg’s suggestion and increase SCOTUS to 15; five chosen by Democrats, five by Republicans and those ten justices choose the last five. 3027121
Reposted by @jemzen.bsky.socialMickDundee58 @lairdmickd.bsky.social · 17/03/2025There was a sign at the Drug Rehab Clinic that said: "Keep Off The Grass." 7524
Reposted by @jemzen.bsky.socialMickDundee58 @lairdmickd.bsky.social · 26/03/2025The Queen of The Nile was said to always show a bit of leg . . . but Nevertiti. 2272
Reposted by @jemzen.bsky.socialMickDundee58 @lairdmickd.bsky.social · 26/03/2025How is a golf ball different from a Tesla? I can drive a golf ball 200 yards. 4396
Reposted by @jemzen.bsky.socialGlenn @mountaingoat55.bsky.social · 03/04/2025I rang gamblers anonymous and the guy answered saying ten to one you can't guess who this is. 0122
Reposted by @jemzen.bsky.socialMickDundee58 @lairdmickd.bsky.social · 14/04/2025Never go bedroom shopping while drunk. It can lead to one nightstand. 101637
Reposted by @jemzen.bsky.socialMickDundee58 @lairdmickd.bsky.social · 24/04/2025"Why is it so cheap to throw a Party at a Haunted House?" "Because the ghosts bring all the 'Boos'." 425212
Reposted by @jemzen.bsky.socialMickDundee58 @lairdmickd.bsky.social · 24/04/2025"Of all the inventions of the past one hundred years, the dry erase board has to be the most remarkable." 5403
Reposted by @jemzen.bsky.socialMickDundee58 @lairdmickd.bsky.social · 25/04/2025"What do you call a Royal Marine who can read and write?" "Sir." 0111
Reposted by @jemzen.bsky.socialMickDundee58 @lairdmickd.bsky.social · 25/04/2025"My friend asked why I would not tell him my Military Rank." "I told him it was Private." 3581
Reposted by @jemzen.bsky.socialMickDundee58 @lairdmickd.bsky.social · 25/04/2025"What do you call a soldier who never made it past boot camp?" "A Police Officer." 1262
Reposted by @jemzen.bsky.socialMickDundee58 @lairdmickd.bsky.social · 27/04/2025"A fine is a tax for doing wrong . . . a tax is a fine for doing well." 5545
Reposted by @jemzen.bsky.socialMickDundee58 @lairdmickd.bsky.social · 27/04/2025"I don't approve of political jokes . . . I've seen too many of them get elected." 321622
Reposted by @jemzen.bsky.socialMickDundee58 @lairdmickd.bsky.social · 27/04/2025"What's the difference between a politician and a flying pig?" "The letter F." 112016
Reposted by @jemzen.bsky.socialMickDundee58 @lairdmickd.bsky.social · 03/05/2025"What has two buts and kills people?" "An assassin." 2221
Reposted by @jemzen.bsky.socialMickDundee58 @lairdmickd.bsky.social · 09/05/2025"Where do New York Chefs get their Broth?" "From the Stock Exchange." 1153
Reposted by @jemzen.bsky.socialMickDundee58 @lairdmickd.bsky.social · 11/05/2025"Silence is Golden," unless you have kids. "Then Silence is suspicious." 1470138
Reposted by @jemzen.bsky.socialMickDundee58 @lairdmickd.bsky.social · 12/05/2025"I once bought shoes from a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with, but I was tripping all day." 61769
Reposted by @jemzen.bsky.socialMickDundee58 @lairdmickd.bsky.social · 13/05/2025"I have a joke about 'Trickle Down Economics'. But 99% of you will never get it." 1360170
Reposted by @jemzen.bsky.socialViva Lancia. 🏁🇮🇹🏁 @mence80.bsky.social · 24/06/2025What does the Trump administration use instead of emails? Alternative fax. 1102
Reposted by @jemzen.bsky.socialPushPenning @bassney.bsky.social · 17/07/2025And what do they eat when they’re really hungry? A gigabyte. (My son came up with that. Thought you might appreciate it) 042
Reposted by @jemzen.bsky.socialMickDundee58 @lairdmickd.bsky.social · 20/07/2025"Why do Cows lie on each other in the rain?" "To keep each udder dry." 1491
Reposted by @jemzen.bsky.socialMickDundee58 @lairdmickd.bsky.social · 10/08/2025"Why do squirrels swim on their back" "To keep their nuts dry." 2381
Reposted by @jemzen.bsky.socialPhil Lewis @phillewis.bsky.social · 13/09/2025An Iowa official defied the governor’s orders to fly flags at half-staff for Charlie Kirk, writing he wouldn't honor a man who "did so much harm"huffpost.comOfficial Defies GOP Governor's Order To Fly Flags At Half Staff For Charlie KirkHe said he did not want to honor a man "who did so much to harm not only the marginalized, but also to degrade the fabric of our body politic." 978321445839
Reposted by @jemzen.bsky.socialDaniel Martin @fizbin.bsky.social · 12/09/2025I remember someone talking about mass shooters here a few weeks ago and he said it came down to four things: - suicidality (desire to commit suicide) - rage - isolation - access to guns 5434
Reposted by @jemzen.bsky.socialaltNOAA 🇺🇸 @altnoaa.bsky.social · 11/09/2025There are 120.5 civilian owned firearms per 100 people in the USA. In Switzerland, there's about 30 civilian owned firearms per 100 people and out of 9 million people they have around 10 gun related homicides per year, on average. All capable Swiss men must serve, and they learn firearm discipline. 310917
Reposted by @jemzen.bsky.socialRebecca Isaacson @serenitybecca11.bsky.social · 11/09/2025Serial killers have families too 🤷🏼♀️ 1103
Reposted by @jemzen.bsky.socialaltNOAA 🇺🇸 @altnoaa.bsky.social · 11/09/2025The number of Americans filing for jobless benefits last week hit 263,000. It hasn't been this bad since the last time Trump was President. 18223
Reposted by @jemzen.bsky.socialPartisan Fashionista @sick-of-shadows.bsky.social · 11/09/2025I feel sympathy for Charlie Kirk’s widow, but I feel more sympathy for Mark Hortman. 121
jemzen.bsky.social @jemzen.bsky.social · 11/09/2025Came across several articles written by very religious & crazy sounding people. One titled "Charlie Kirk is Dead and I am Sad" by Stephen McAlpine referring to the college students, "...all of the self-declared intellectuals will be silenced forever." Nah, doesn't sound like a threat at all. 110
Reposted by @jemzen.bsky.socialKaitlin Kal Lee @kaitlinkallee.bsky.social · 11/09/2025Charlie Kirk did not approve of empathy so let’s move on, it’s what he would want. 🥰😌 33964142
jemzen.bsky.social @jemzen.bsky.social · 11/09/2025I read he was abusive to his wife and sexually assaulted his employees. 4180
Reposted by @jemzen.bsky.socialDataDoggy.bsky.social @datadoggy.bsky.social · 10/09/2025An explanation... When people can't speak without reprisal When the government stops being answerable to the people When Trump incites violence against citizens and forces our soldiers into American streets This is inevitable. If it is the only response, it is the best response. 2421
