Reposted by Jem TurnerChris Johnson @defaced.dev · 01/10/2026Heads up if you use the Google Analytics for WooCommerce plugin, an update late August changed how it reports revenue to GA4. Prior to the update revenue inc. shipping, and now it's excluded. So comparing MoM or YoY data won't be like-for-like. 032
Reposted by Jem TurnerAlex von Tunzelmann @alexvont.bsky.social · 01/10/2026For those in England & Wales who don’t get them on the NHS: private flu & covid jabs are available from today. I’ve just had both at my local pharmacy. £115 for the pair. Yes, that’s expensive, but if you’re a freelancer & don’t get sick pay it’s probably a lot cheaper than taking time off. 520380
Reposted by Jem TurnerKieron Gillen @kierongillen.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Thread on Dan Boultwood's victim who waives her anomity to talk about the experience. For those who didn't see the original reporting, this is the only significant coverage. Maddie says how she's disappointed there wasn't more public introspection and conversation over this, and she's right.bleedingcool.comDan Boultwood Sentenced After Pleading Guilty To Child Sex OffencesComic book creator Dan Boultwood was sentenced in court yesterday, after pleading guilty to child sex offences 419593
Reposted by Jem Turnerabbi @abbis.bsky.social · 29/09/2026"I don't approve of talking about food as naughty; we take our pleasures where we can" YES NIGELLA YOU ARE THE BAKE OFF PERSON WE NEEDED THANK YOU. 0386
Reposted by Jem TurnerRamon Eijkemans @eikhart.com · 29/09/2026I *don’t* care how good your outreach is, how smart your agent can hook into posts i’ve written. If you email me without me asking, and especially if you keep doing that, i’ll block you out of principle and will surely never ever buy from you. 133
Reposted by Jem TurnerManchester WordPress User Group @mwug.uk · 28/09/2026WordCamp Manchester is on it's way! We're meeting on November 6th, 2026 in Whitworth Locke Hotel in Manchester for a day of relaxed networking, learning about WordPress and collaboration. Hope you can join us! manchester.wordcamp.org/2026/ 034
Jem Turner @jemjabella.com · 26/09/2026Was hoping to make it SearchNorwichXL this week but had to cancel because it clashes with my kickboxing grading. Well, the good news is, I passed my grading 🎉 140
Jem Turner @jemjabella.com · 24/09/2026Just called someone a melt on LinkedIn, so that's a nice way to end my day 👌 020
Jem Turner @jemjabella.com · 24/09/2026Well, that's certainly an interesting dark pattern I've not seen before... 010
Jem Turner @jemjabella.com · 24/09/2026Interesting take, but not sure you can call football "dry". Everyone I know who goes to football matches drinks in the pub beforehand and/or in the grounds at the bar at half time, not sure the ban realistically makes any difference. None of them are "far right football thugs" though. 🤔 000
Reposted by Jem TurnerJonty Wareing @jonty.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Its What3Words accounts filing day! They're doing so great. Nothing to worry about. I'm sure "the launch of our advertising revenue stream" will offset the "lost major Enterprise customer". Ads are really profitable now, right? find-and-update.company-information.service.gov.uk/company/0843... 113823
Jem Turner @jemjabella.com · 24/09/2026Booked tickets to pressconf.events this morning, never been before. Any of my other WP buddies going?pressconf.eventsPressConf | WordPress Business ConferencePressConf brings WordPress founders, product leaders, agencies, hosts, and operators together for candid talks and meaningful connections. 000
Reposted by Jem TurnerRhys Wynne @rhys.wales · 23/09/2026Tesco have a competition where you can win a £10,000 tech bundle with your Clubcard. Otherwise known as 16GB of RAM. 1153
Jem Turner @jemjabella.com · 22/09/2026Normally do kickboxing on a Monday PM, but delayed it to tonight because I was still feeling rough yesterday. Except I'm still feeling rough today 😭 Would normally rest if I'm in a bad way but have a grading at the end of the week so literally have no choice but to suck it up. 🥲 130
Jem Turner @jemjabella.com · 21/09/2026Looks like my "days since client queried why the word 'nonce' appears on their website" counter can be reset to 0 again. (I know @rhys.wales can relate to this one 🫠) 4130
Jem Turner @jemjabella.com · 20/09/2026Random fact: Original Hula Hoops were one of the only things I could tolerate without immediately bringing them back up when I was pregnant with my eldest. (Yay HG.) I would have spent a lot more time in hospital without them. 031
Jem Turner @jemjabella.com · 18/09/2026Huge uptick in emails to my biz email from "developers" asking for work & every single one I've looked at has sent me AI slop websites as evidence of 'their' skills. This is going to be a frickin' nightmare next time I hire. 150
Jem Turner @jemjabella.com · 16/09/2026My cold went from "this is manageable, will probably even run later" to googling symptoms of my impending death at 4am, so that's nice. (Think I might have covid or the flu, yay.) 110
Reposted by Jem TurnerDavid Fry @davidfry.com · 10/09/2026Matt Mullenweg is now on a leave of absence from Automattic. About time! www.404media.co/wordpress-au... #wordpress404media.coAutomattic CEO Matt Mullenweg Put on 'Leave of Absence'Mullenweg, co-founder of WordPress, wrote in a company-wide Slack messages on Wednesday, viewed by 404 Media, that board members "conspired" behind his back to vote to put him on leave. 313
Reposted by Jem TurnerAlex Says Stuff @alexsaysstuff.bsky.social · 08/09/2026The operative word in "Protect our women!" is not "women" but "our". 141497420
Jem Turner @jemjabella.com · 08/09/2026Today I learned that one of my favourite PC games is coming to the Switch 2. Viking raids from my bed, YES! www.nintendo.com/en-gb/Games/...nintendo.comValheimValheim is a collaborative exploration and survival game for 1-10 players set in a procedurally generated world inspired by Norse mythology. 020
Reposted by Jem TurnerScott Fitzgerald Gray @scottfgray.bsky.social · 07/09/2026The number of people still seemingly unaware that Substack has a Nazi problem means it’s apparently worth mentioning yet again that Substack has a fucking Nazi problem.theguardian.comRevealed: How Substack makes money from hosting Nazi newslettersExclusive: Site takes a cut of subscriptions to content that promotes far-right ideology, white supremacy and antisemitism 2319251222
Jem Turner @jemjabella.com · 08/09/2026Happy birthday to @gazchap.com who is basically ancient today, but it's ok because we love him. 🎉🥳 251
Jem Turner @jemjabella.com · 08/09/2026The garden is grateful for another sprinkling of rain after such a dry summer 🌱 1366
Jem Turner @jemjabella.com · 07/09/2026I'm not normally a "Monday dread" sort of person but I really don't wanna get up and be a grown up today, so if everyone could just fill in for me that'd be great. 130
Jem Turner @jemjabella.com · 26/08/2026As the bandwidth usage (and costs) continued to climb, I finally managed to persuade the client to moved to a fixed server routed through Cloudflare 'proper' and would you look at that, b/w use is back at normal levels and they'll only have to pay ~$50 per month instead of ~$1200+ 250
Reposted by Jem TurnerDrew Scanlon @drewscanlon.bsky.social · 24/08/2026Hi Internet! I'm Drew and THIS IS MY FACE. If this GIF has ever brought you joy in the past, I humbly ask you to consider making a donation to the National MS Society. It would mean a lot to me and to those I know affected by the disease! Donate at blinkingguy.com 156200248537
Jem Turner @jemjabella.com · 20/08/2026Day off work today because I'm taking my daughter to pick up her GCSE results this morning then on to her posts-results college enrolment interview this afternoon. Big day! 2131
Jem Turner @jemjabella.com · 20/08/2026Got told yesterday that I wasn't going to be able to compete in powerlifting & maintain my running+ kickboxing, that it'd be too much (like I didn't already compete while training for marathons & getting my tkd black belt). Naturally this means I will put everything I have into proving them wrong. 130
Reposted by Jem TurnerGirl on the Net @girlonthenet.bsky.social · 18/08/2026This is beyond disgusting www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2026...theguardian.comGrenfell cladding firm Arconic paid shareholders £23m more in compensation than to fire victimsReport’s author said findings highlighted ‘near-total failure’ to hold corporations accountable over the disaster that killed 72 people 1227
Jem Turner @jemjabella.com · 18/08/2026Is anyone else having to repeatedly sign back in on the Bluesky android app, or just me? (Talking multiple times a day) 210
Reposted by Jem TurnerGirl on the Net @girlonthenet.bsky.social · 14/08/2026When you think about it, it's actually pretty cool that the UK government has a button they can press to make everyone with a phone immediately shit their pants. 1225554
Jem Turner @jemjabella.com · 13/08/2026Four blog posts in as many days? Quick, someone take my temperature. 010
Jem Turner @jemjabella.com · 13/08/2026Strength training in a conservatory in 35°C might be up there as one of the dumbest things I've done this year 👌 040
Jem Turner @jemjabella.com · 12/08/2026Attempting to photograph the eclipse through a welding helmet... 180
Jem Turner @jemjabella.com · 12/08/2026Never noticed before that the auto security updates to WP core seem to roll out before the official release page is updated? Genuinely concerned I had received some sort of phishing email for a second. 010
Jem Turner @jemjabella.com · 12/08/2026Same client has just emailed: one of their 'applications' has been flagged as containing malware. In actual fact Cloudways are upselling their malware protection by flagging a readme file as infected as it contains some example JavaScript code. The code is fine, but, more interestingly... 140
Jem Turner @jemjabella.com · 12/08/2026I'm always slightly weirded out when the couriers proof of delivery photos contain my bare feet. 130
Jem Turner @jemjabella.com · 12/08/2026I wrote a bit about Photoshop, which I yeeted into the sun earlier this year - www.jemjabella.co.uk/2026/re-re-a...jemjabella.co.ukRe: Re: An infuriating goodbye to Photoshop - Jem’s field notesI spotted Online Goddess’ blog post, Re: An Infuriating Goodbye to Photoshop, which itself is a reply to Gavin Anderegg’s An infuriating goodbye to Photoshop on Bubbles and had to add my tuppence… 010
Reposted by Jem TurnerEricLaw 🎻 @ericlawrence.com · 04/08/2026Now in blog post form: Cloudflare tried to phish me. textslashplain.com/2026/08/04/s...textslashplain.comSecurity is Hard, Y’allIt started innocently enough. I saw a tweet about a new product offering from one of my favorite companies, Cloudflare. Neat! I clicked through to the site and there it is: And huzzah!, my preferre… 0226
Jem Turner @jemjabella.com · 11/08/2026Got a client with Cloudways on an autonomous plan & their bandwidth use has recently shot through the roof from ~20GB a month to 300GB+. Client being billed hundreds of pounds overage. 100
Reposted by Jem TurnerJonty Wareing @jonty.bsky.social · 10/08/2026I always suspected a UK government would eventually reverse course on "coding in public". So I've been backing up all government code. For six years. Today I finally generated a report on what has been deleted. Its much worse than I realised. github.com/uk-gov-mirro... 6219134
Jem Turner @jemjabella.com · 06/08/2026Got an old PR colleague drawing up a press release to try and drum up attention to me wee biz off the back of being named finalist in a recent awards thing, and it's actually made me cry. 🥹😂 160
Reposted by Jem TurnerCount Binface @countbinface.bsky.social · 06/08/2026There now follows a party election broadcast by the Count Binface Party, And if I do say so myself, it's a banger. #VoteBinface #Clacton 22672282814
Jem Turner @jemjabella.com · 05/08/2026At the risk of sounding very "old man shouts at clouds", I really think my life got measurably worse when supermarkets started vacuum packing their mince. 200
Jem Turner @jemjabella.com · 05/08/2026Is it too early for a glass of wine? Asking for a mate obviously 220
Jem Turner @jemjabella.com · 30/07/2026film you’ve watched more than six times with a gif. hard mode: no star trek, star wars, lotr, marvel, disney, or ghibli.static.klipy.comAbout Time: Tim and MaryAlt: About Time: Tim and Mary shaking their head "no" in unison. 100