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J. Elvis Weinstein @jelvisweinstein.bsky.social · 23h

Instead of health insurance, I just place a monthly Kalshi bet that I'll get a major illness.

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J. Elvis Weinstein @jelvisweinstein.bsky.social · 23h

Instead of health insurance, I just place a monthly Kalshi bet that I'll get a major illness.

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Emo Philips @emophilips.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

Back in ‘22 in Minneapolis I had the pleasure of opening for Ird Al Yanko. I did half an hour. Oct 7 thru 10 I’ll be at the Acme Comedy Company doing an hour. It’ll feel strange talking twice as slowly.

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J. Elvis Weinstein @jelvisweinstein.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

Finally, a drink where you feel the hangover before the buzz.

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J. Elvis Weinstein @jelvisweinstein.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

Some of these are a little impractical, have you ever tried trick or treating with a bus seat?

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J. Elvis Weinstein @jelvisweinstein.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

Sorry I missed this one on the show. I probably would have answered "vote early"

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J. Elvis Weinstein @jelvisweinstein.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

I'm certain Pete Hegseth has at least brought up the idea of him joining the firing squad.

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J. Elvis Weinstein @jelvisweinstein.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

I'm picturing Dan Quayle retweeting this with an eye roll emoji.

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J. Elvis Weinstein @jelvisweinstein.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

Got a question for Thought Spiral #TestShow467 ? Leave it here by tomorrow (Friday) at 9am.

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J. Elvis Weinstein @jelvisweinstein.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

This guy has a poster of Stephen Miller in his bedroom.

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J. Elvis Weinstein @jelvisweinstein.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

Got a question for Thought Spiral #TestShow467 ? Leave it here by tomorrow (Friday) at 9am.

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J. Elvis Weinstein @jelvisweinstein.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

No, there were many, many other displays of dolt-dom leading up to that. Potato(e) just served to cement his reputation.

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J. Elvis Weinstein @jelvisweinstein.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

It was way more than the potato thing.

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J. Elvis Weinstein @jelvisweinstein.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

I'm picturing Dan Quayle retweeting this with an eye roll emoji.

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J. Elvis Weinstein @jelvisweinstein.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

This guy has a poster of Stephen Miller in his bedroom.

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J. Elvis Weinstein @jelvisweinstein.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

The Cy Old.

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J. Elvis Weinstein @jelvisweinstein.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

"Except this paddleball, and this lamp..."

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J. Elvis Weinstein @jelvisweinstein.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

(on the door, there are still plenty in stock.)

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J. Elvis Weinstein @jelvisweinstein.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

Even doorknob stores don't have doorknobs anymore.

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J. Elvis Weinstein @jelvisweinstein.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

"Except this paddleball, and this lamp..."

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J. Elvis Weinstein @jelvisweinstein.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

USC is the abbreviation of unselfconscious?

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J. Elvis Weinstein @jelvisweinstein.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Even the people at Jos. A Bank are going "Really? Us? I thought he was a billionaire."

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J. Elvis Weinstein @jelvisweinstein.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Even the people at Jos. A Bank are going "Really? Us? I thought he was a billionaire."

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J. Elvis Weinstein @jelvisweinstein.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

That was more of a bomb dropping situation.

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J. Elvis Weinstein @jelvisweinstein.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Seinfeld and minefield are pretty close

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J. Elvis Weinstein @jelvisweinstein.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Very cool. The title was my idea, I recall.

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J. Elvis Weinstein @jelvisweinstein.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Yeah, New York is the best place for that.

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J. Elvis Weinstein @jelvisweinstein.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Are we sure this is an American bald eagle because it walks like an Egyptian.

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J. Elvis Weinstein @jelvisweinstein.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

I'm more of Limestone Cowboy guy but I like country rock.

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J. Elvis Weinstein @jelvisweinstein.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

I used to think people in Wisconsin were very friendly but it turns out they weren't smiling, they just say "cheese" a lot.

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J. Elvis Weinstein @jelvisweinstein.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

My flag boy says to your flag boy "I'm gonna set your flag on fire" Talkin' 'bout, hey now, hey now Iko iko anday Chock-a-mo feena andan day Chock-a-mo feena nay Chock-a-mo feena nay

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J. Elvis Weinstein @jelvisweinstein.bsky.social · 03/10/2026