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Eliza Jean

@jellylizzy.bsky.social
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Writer, cosplayer, and funny gal trying to juggle all the social medias linktr.ee/jellylizzy

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Eliza Jean @jellylizzy.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
My recent vice: vodka martinis with hot sauce
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Eliza Jean @jellylizzy.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I hate that the lesbian bar discourse took people overreacting that a business can’t survive with mandated masking as an excuse to dunk on COVID consciousness as a whole, and now people have to fight AGAIN that it’s not that irrational to still be concerned about COVID
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Eliza Jean @jellylizzy.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
actionnetwork.org/letters/safe...
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Safety Over Surveillance - Cover Cameras and Cancel the ALPR Contract
San Jose has hundreds of automated license plate readers (ALPRs) from Flock surveilling everyone who drives through the city. In March, while activists called for the city council to cancel the contra...
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Eliza Jean @jellylizzy.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I haven’t seen the movie Primetime yet but I can confidently say that if you cannot quickly tell me the last time you spoke to a victim/survivor on what justice would ideally look like to them Shut the fuck up
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Eliza Jean @jellylizzy.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
This dude brought a harmonica to do karaoke of Piano Man. Idk whether to be impressed or beat his ass lmfao
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Eliza Jean @jellylizzy.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I’m not the best at crossposting things but here’s what I’ve been up to on TikTok lol
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Knave Murdok (TransCat) @knavemurdok.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I can’t wait for science to become advanced enough that they can implant a uterus in me so I can finally get an abortion. 👼🏼 👼🏼 👼🏼
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Eliza Jean @jellylizzy.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Are men just not aware of air when they have an ass crack hanging out in the open?
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Eliza Jean @jellylizzy.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Their dynamic reminds me a lot of Peter and Gamora from GOTG (minus that I don’t think SpindleHorse would throw someone off a cliff for a rock). They do like each other despite how they started but still gotta work on breaking down their walls to make a romantic relationship work
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niku・肉野菜炒め🍉8/30東1イ66a @nikuyasaitame.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
「we could dance our tears away♪」 daydreaming about a loser baby reprise with a cute little lift and maybe a kiss and #huskerdust
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Spindlehorse @spindlehorsetoons.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
The first three episodes of Helluva Boss Season 3 premiere October 14 on Prime Video, with two new episodes arriving weekly through October 28.
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Eliza Jean @jellylizzy.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Fandom gets so much easier to enjoy when you liberally mute and block annoying people who have no capacity for media literacy and are always miserable about something
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Eliza Jean @jellylizzy.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
“Ugh I can’t believe Helluva Boss is gonna have more relationship drama” You know no one is fucking twisting your arm to be here
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Eliza Jean @jellylizzy.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
There is no sweeter karma than Ed Sheeran defending giving Macklemore the boot cause he doesn’t want to risk people losing work only for most of his opening acts and his backing band dropping the tour Anyways, Free Palestine
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Eliza Jean @jellylizzy.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Food is so weirdly fascinating to me when it comes to AI slop cause someone really looked at this trypophobia ridden Eldritch horror and went “yeah this is good enough for a menu” Like how can one be THAT oblivious to what is aesthetically pleasing to any normal person?
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Eliza Jean @jellylizzy.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
YOLO
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Amir Talai @amirtalai.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
saw a video talking about how turning Charlie Kirk from a martyr into a meme was unequivocally good for democracy and i could not agree more. Fascists wanted so bad for his death to start a war and instead we all immediately clocked him as a clown and a fool. Way to go, everyone. #WeAreCharlieKirk
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Knave Murdok (TransCat) @knavemurdok.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Another WIP page from my TransCat B-Sides book. Get your copy here: transcatcomics.blogspot.com/p/the-paraso...
Page from TransCat B-Sides

TransCat and friends drive past a Westfall Transport warehouse with a long line of cars parked next to it.
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Knave Murdok (TransCat) @knavemurdok.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
As Vincent Van Gogh once said, "My hope for my art is that it comes across as "based", but not "cringe"."
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Van Gogh Self-Portrait Painting
Alt: Van Gogh Self-Portrait blinking
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Stellbound: Stellraiser II @antlervel.vet · 05/09/2026
Happy Flat Fuck Friday to those who celebrate
Four marmots pancaked out in a pile, from the marmot_mura_osaka Instagram account
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Eliza Jean @jellylizzy.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Can we collectively stop humoring convos of people trying to “ethically consume” the HP HBO series? Y’all know darn well what JKR stands for. Either cope with the judgement of your choices or just shut the ever loving fuck up
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Talya Perper @talyaperper.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
am I losing my %#@&$?! mind? perhaps 🌅 #coyotevsacme #wileroad #wilerunner #looneytunes
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Brendon Boo-zard 🎃 @brendonbouzard.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
This exchange is so good.
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Whimsy Bunny Doodles 🐇 @whimsybunnydoodles.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
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Eliza Jean @jellylizzy.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
The latest manosphere idea of not showering before a date just reminds me of my former housemate from Hell who was so bad at basic hygiene and cleanliness that the only way we got his stench out of the room after he moved out was a fucking Rug Doctor
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Eliza Jean @jellylizzy.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
There’s not enough WileRoad in the world and we have to fix that
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Roadrunner and Wile E. Coyote Cartoon
ALT: Roadrunner and Wile E. Coyote Cartoon
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Basil 🌱 @basil-mage.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Autumn
Drawing of a puppy in a pile of leaves with the caption; "It's finally autism"
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Huskerdust Enthusiast 🔞 @loserbaby247.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Sleepy boys #huskerdust #husk #angeldust #hazbinhotel #fanart
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Knave Murdok (TransCat) @knavemurdok.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Star Wars AND Jaws both agree! TransCat Comics is a Proven Winner! www.patreon.com/c/TransCat
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Get more from Knave Murdok on Patreon
Get more from Knave Murdok on Patreon. Join for free or become a member for just $1/month. Good day, readers!Knave Murdok here, creator of the comic…
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Eliza Jean @jellylizzy.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Tim Curry didn’t die. He just went to the one place not corrupted by capitalism. SPACE
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Eliza Jean @jellylizzy.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Dolly Parton died, everything is ruined
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Eliza Jean @jellylizzy.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
I always love telling the story that I don’t fuck with Jell-O shots and showing when my sibling decided to pour Jell-O shot mixture into a penis shaped cake mold on the night I first puked ever from drinking too much
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Knave Murdok (TransCat) @knavemurdok.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
transcatcomics.blogspot.com/p/the-paraso... Hey, did you know that it has been 12 years since I put out my first TransCat book? Celebrate by getting yourself a copy today! If you already have one, get another one! 
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TransCat is a comic about a transgender superhero who fights evil with magic, kung fu, and jokes.
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Knave Murdok (TransCat) @knavemurdok.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Remember when Bill Mahar wanted to keep his shitty show going during the writer's strike so he was like "fine, we'll do it without writers!" and we all got a firsthand look of how much more unfunny an already unfunny show was when he had to write it by himself? LOL Loser
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Eliza Jean @jellylizzy.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Separating the art from the artist is cosplayers or Universal Studios actors making Art the Clown from the Terrifier movies a silly little dude Not bending over backwards to consume Harry Potter guilt free
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Eliza Jean @jellylizzy.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
“How could this actor start in these shows and then pick Harry Potter??” I think y’all need to get a grip that your favs may be dumber than you think
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Eliza Jean @jellylizzy.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Wake me up if they finally announce Mitch McConnell died
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alzandah Nintendo Switch 2 Edition @alzandah.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
The Odyssey
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Eliza Jean @jellylizzy.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
“I can’t BELIEVE Christopher Nolan made SO MANY changes to The Odyssey!!” Y’all would probably crap yourselves to death on how many times the myth of the creation of seasons with Persephone has been reinterpreted Including one that genderbent Hades, making them a lesbian couple
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Eliza Jean @jellylizzy.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Having free will is having gelato while going on a spontaneous errand
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Eliza Jean @jellylizzy.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
On a scale of “Working with Ben Shapiro” to “Reminding you of that ugly gray scale Tim Burton Alice in Wonderland adaptation,” how desperate is this fellow abusive actor?
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Eliza Jean @jellylizzy.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
I just wrote a @theactionnetwork.bsky.social letter: Protect Our Neighbors: Tell Gilroy City Council to Stand Against ICE!. Write one here: actionnetwork.org/letters/prot...
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Protect Our Neighbors: Tell Gilroy City Council to Stand Against ICE!
Right on the border of Gilroy, the federal government is trying to build a massive new Immigration and Customs Enforcement (ICE) facility on 7240 Holsclaw Road. While California’s Attorney General, S...
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Aubo 🏳️‍⚧️ @aubryjoi.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
I love you Jimothy 🦝❤️ [ #cuteart #illustration ]
A cute, stylized illustration of “Jimothy,” a viral raccoon with short spine syndrome. He’s walking happily with colorful stars and lines around him in primary colors, along with the words “hold onto your whimsy.”
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Knave Murdok (TransCat) @knavemurdok.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Despite the horrors, life is still shagadelic, baby!
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Knave Murdok (TransCat) @knavemurdok.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
TransCat is Goin' Out West
One panel comic.
TransCat wears a long black coat and clutches a black hat. She is enshrouded in shadows and looks at the viewer over her shoulder. She says "Tom Waits... for no man."
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Eliza Jean @jellylizzy.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Considering Andy Serkis decided to get involved in Angel Studios (an AI slop, American exceptionalism propaganda machine) for a couple movies, his recent shoving his own feet into his mouth doesn’t surprise me
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untitled 1 @medianoche.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
new video of mitch mcconnell just dropped
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Mr Burns Mr Burns Dancing
ALT: Mr Burns Mr Burns Dancing
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Knave Murdok (TransCat) @knavemurdok.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
“How do I explain drag to my children?” You don’t. They watch Rocky Horror Picture Show at 3am on Comedy Central, like I did! Then they get really into 90’s JRock. The rest takes care of itself.
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The Rocky Horror Picture Show: Well, How 'Bout That?
Alt: Dr. Frank n' Furter from The Rocky Horror Picture Show cokcing a quizzical eyebrow. Caption below him reads "Well, How 'Bout That?"
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fishmechs.bsky.social @fishmechs.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
digital drawing of sora from kingdom hearts in his kingdom hearts 2 outfit . hes holding the kingdom key in one hand and giving a thumbs up with the other. his head is tilted and he is smiling. there are blue and red stars decorating the image. the background is white.
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Eliza Jean @jellylizzy.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Now they either gotta show Mitch McConnell is alive or admit he died cause this is gonna get awkward now with Lindsey Graham kicking the bucket
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