Knave Murdok (TransCat) @knavemurdok.bsky.social · 14hAction figure drops are spoiling Avengers: Doomsday for me.  000
Knave Murdok (TransCat) @knavemurdok.bsky.social · 20hOn this date, in 1992, Sinead O'Connor invited us all to LOOKIT THIS PHOTOGRAAAAPH~! 120
Knave Murdok (TransCat) @knavemurdok.bsky.social · 22hHey baby, let me be the razor blade to your caramel apple. 130
Knave Murdok (TransCat) @knavemurdok.bsky.social · 22hEvery time there is a high profile rape case in the news, inevitably there is a flood of dudes who come out of the woodwork who are apparently rape experts. How do you know so much about rape, dudes? 020
Knave Murdok (TransCat) @knavemurdok.bsky.social · 03/10/2026I’ve got 99 girlfriends and a cis ain’t one  010
Knave Murdok (TransCat) @knavemurdok.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Yo, tech nerds. I need guidance. My PC is for some reason I cannot fathom, suddenly missing it's AutoscriptPrologue.wwd file from C:\Users\Documents. NO idea why. How does one replace this file? Thought it'd be easy but they're making it hard on me. 000
Knave Murdok (TransCat) @knavemurdok.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Modern Romance is a long distance call with your girlfriend while on your commute to work while she too is on her commute to work.  020
Knave Murdok (TransCat) @knavemurdok.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Isn’t it crazy how the male loneliness epidemic perfectly coincides with Andrew Tate’s rise to prominence?  030
Knave Murdok (TransCat) @knavemurdok.bsky.social · 03/10/2026You know what??? *hardens your soft taco* 120
Knave Murdok (TransCat) @knavemurdok.bsky.social · 03/10/2026It's a little known fact that the baby on the cover of the Nevermind album was actually a 27 year old Billy Corgan. 010
Knave Murdok (TransCat) @knavemurdok.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Would your friends still think you were “cool” if they saw us holding hands…? 👉👈 000
Knave Murdok (TransCat) @knavemurdok.bsky.social · 03/10/2026January 6th 2025 Me and Monty show up to Goth Night on the wrong night. Wind up at Denny's instead. 000
Knave Murdok (TransCat) @knavemurdok.bsky.social · 03/10/2026The way recipes are written is so strange to me. You’ll get a recipe that’s all like garlic, onions, ginger, salt, pepper, lemon juice, ground cumin, garam masala, coriander, turmeric, sugar to taste… And I’m like… Sugar to taste??? Am I not supposed to be tasting the rest of this shit? 120
Knave Murdok (TransCat) @knavemurdok.bsky.social · 03/10/2026And all the Baby Bats say she's Pretty Goth (For A Trans Girl)static.klipy.comGive It To Me Baby OffspringAlt: The guy who was Pretty Fly (For a White Guy) from the "Pretty Fly (For a White Guy)" music video by The Offspring. 010
Knave Murdok (TransCat) @knavemurdok.bsky.social · 03/10/2026I love all the gorgeous Latina goths I meet whenever I go out. Maybe someday I'll meet one who doesn't have a boyfriend T^T 000
Knave Murdok (TransCat) @knavemurdok.bsky.social · 03/10/2026“I fucked yer momma”: boring, overused, not shocking. “Yer momma fucked ME!”: enthralling, modern, implying your mom is a top. 010
Knave Murdok (TransCat) @knavemurdok.bsky.social · 03/10/2026I love The 69 Eyes. They’re like “what if H.I.M. But way more obvious?” 000
Knave Murdok (TransCat) @knavemurdok.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Was at a party once, and peeps were asking me about my artistic process. Everybody was so amazed that I inked by hand, on paper. One girl asked “What if you make a mistake?“ I don’t think I realized how elitist I sounded at the time, but I answered “I simply do not make mistakes.“ But it's TRUE! 010
Knave Murdok (TransCat) @knavemurdok.bsky.social · 02/10/2026The more annoying a metalhead is, the more they need to just chill out and listen to some Spiritbox. 000
Knave Murdok (TransCat) @knavemurdok.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Many right wingers want you to "embrace tradition", but very few of them have taken into account how bad the wifi would be if we did. 020
Knave Murdok (TransCat) @knavemurdok.bsky.social · 02/10/2026The Worst/Dumbest Shit Knave Murdok Has Ever Said Iceberg! ⛄️ 000
Knave Murdok (TransCat) @knavemurdok.bsky.social · 02/10/2026People come at you like “Birth rates are declining! Traditional family values need to be enforced!“ And I’m like, why do you think I care about the birth rates? You think I want more of you motherfuckers running around? I don’t, actually! 000
Knave Murdok (TransCat) @knavemurdok.bsky.social · 02/10/2026It’s more behind the scenes work from my pages on “Come Out and Play“, the book we almost won the Eisner award for! stackeddeckpress.com/product/come... You can still get your copy here! 000
Knave Murdok (TransCat) @knavemurdok.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Had a dream I was outside of an old friends house. Someone I hadn’t seen in years. Yelling at his windows for him to pick up the phone. 110
Knave Murdok (TransCat) @knavemurdok.bsky.social · 02/10/2026It’s gonna be totally “sick”. When I was a kid, that meant "awesome". Do the kids still say "sick"? Do they still say "awesome"? 020
Knave Murdok (TransCat) @knavemurdok.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Once, I dreamed that I was in New York and I was supposed to be in a play with Ringo Starr and Cheryl Crow. It was a musical and I had a song and everything. But I got cut at the last minute because the director heard a rumour I was gonna come out on stage naked. 030
Knave Murdok (TransCat) @knavemurdok.bsky.social · 02/10/2026I very often lament that I did not get to spend my teenage years as a woman. Then I watch Daria and start reconsidering.static.klipy.comDaria: Life Sucks No Matter WhatAlt: Daria: Life Sucks No Matter What 061
Knave Murdok (TransCat) @knavemurdok.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Please don’t make fun of me, but I didn’t realize cybertrucks were real. I thought they were an AI generated thing. As a joke. 010
Knave Murdok (TransCat) @knavemurdok.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Truly, I was not built for these dark times. I was built for cuddling and kissing and hugging and hand holding. 🥰🥰🥰 000
Knave Murdok (TransCat) @knavemurdok.bsky.social · 02/10/2026SALAMéstatic.klipy.comDavid David LiebeAlt: David David Liebe 010
Knave Murdok (TransCat) @knavemurdok.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Welcome to Vomit Industries! 🤮 We’re Not Happy Till You’re Not Happy! 000
Knave Murdok (TransCat) @knavemurdok.bsky.social · 02/10/2026As entertaining as the James Gunn Superman movie was, there's nothing more entertaining than how mad it made the Snyder Bros.static.klipy.comSuperman Flying with Tongue OutAlt: Superman goes "blelelele" 000
Knave Murdok (TransCat) @knavemurdok.bsky.social · 02/10/2026If lovin' you is cringe, then I don't wanna be based 😉 000
Knave Murdok (TransCat) @knavemurdok.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Ah yes, the American Dream! Winding up with someone WAY outta yer league! 😼😼😼 000
Knave Murdok (TransCat) @knavemurdok.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Godweed to you, my child.static.klipy.comWiz Khalifa Smoking CigarettesALT: Wiz Khalifa Smoking Cigarettes 000
Knave Murdok (TransCat) @knavemurdok.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Dreamer, here. Awake.static.klipy.comLate Night With The Devil: Jack Delroy ScreamsAlt: Late Night With The Devil: Jack Delroy Screams 000
Knave Murdok (TransCat) @knavemurdok.bsky.social · 02/10/2026A warning to our viewers with young children in the room. What you are about to see is shocking and disturbing. They are going to LOVE it. 020
Knave Murdok (TransCat) @knavemurdok.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Welp! I’ve finally done it. I’ve Pierced the Veil! 000
Knave Murdok (TransCat) @knavemurdok.bsky.social · 02/10/2026I started rapping at my cat, and she swatted at me. I think she might be racist. 000
Knave Murdok (TransCat) @knavemurdok.bsky.social · 02/10/2026The middle finger is the new National Birdstatic.klipy.comFreedom Eagle with Shades and FireALT: Freedom Eagle with Shades and Fire 000
Knave Murdok (TransCat) @knavemurdok.bsky.social · 02/10/2026The Party Rocking is coming from INSIDE the house, tonight! 020
Knave Murdok (TransCat) @knavemurdok.bsky.social · 02/10/2026I want to hold you close Soft breast, beating heart As I whisper in your ear I wanna FRIGGIN’ tear you apart >:3 >:3 >:3static.klipy.comBrittnee Blair: I Want Revenge! (BBCAN3)Alt: Brittnee Blair: I Want Revenge! 010
Knave Murdok (TransCat) @knavemurdok.bsky.social · 02/10/2026December 18th 2024 Bleary eyed and stumbling out of the Knave Cave. 020
Knave Murdok (TransCat) @knavemurdok.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Also! How come there aren't no spooky soda out now??? All I've seen is like, a regular orange Fanta branded with like, a jack-o-lantern on it. Is the economy SO bad that Mountain Dew can't afford to put out a zany halloween soda??? 000
Knave Murdok (TransCat) @knavemurdok.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Remember those god awful "Rotten Zombie" Skittles? I cannot to this day beleive that they packaged and sold this shit to people, so they could EAT it! BLUGH! 100
Knave Murdok (TransCat) @knavemurdok.bsky.social · 01/10/2026This fog is as thick as… as… Jelly Brains! …or THICKER! 000
Knave Murdok (TransCat) @knavemurdok.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Andrew Lloyd Weber’s “Castlevania: The Musical” 000