Eliza Jean @jellylizzy.bsky.social · 17hShe clocked Jax with the maid dress bit and then the egg line and y’all have no idea how hard it was to keep my mouth shut 000
Eliza Jean @jellylizzy.bsky.social · 17hMe and @knavemurdok.bsky.social straight binged through The Amazing Digital Circus and nothing brings me more joy than seeing a friend’s reactions 210
Eliza Jean @jellylizzy.bsky.social · 07/10/2026I’m glad for once my Twitter feed has some genuinely laughable discourse that can be summed up as “None of y’all know how to shop or cook” 000
Eliza Jean @jellylizzy.bsky.social · 07/10/2026After a good SIX YEARS fiddling with multiple drafts, I finally posted another fic archiveofourown.org/works/94123296 #hazbinhotel #huskerdust 020
Eliza Jean @jellylizzy.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Yes, I will in fact yell at you if you forget the basic situational awareness to let a wheelchair user on the bus first 000
Eliza Jean @jellylizzy.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Before you post about wanting to put your cat on a vegan diet, have you considered keeping that thought to yourself? Like I’m not sure what reaction some of y’all expect 011
Eliza Jean @jellylizzy.bsky.social · 04/10/2026And that’s gonna open up a whole bag of ethical worms idk how to tackle 020
Eliza Jean @jellylizzy.bsky.social · 04/10/2026I’m against the death penalty under all circumstances, but Christa Pike’s failed execution has me wondering that if the fuck ups are gonna keep happening THIS BAD if they’re gonna have to do DNR orders 120
Eliza Jean @jellylizzy.bsky.social · 02/10/2026No joke in media will ever top South Park changing Token’s name to Tolkien, gaslighting the audience so much that the latter was his name the whole time and even changing all the subtitles in all previous episodes 010
Eliza Jean @jellylizzy.bsky.social · 01/10/2026COVID isn’t the monster that it was in 2020 but considering that Trump is president AGAIN and now has an absolute buffoon running the Department of Health in the midst of measles cases rising, can you blame people for still masking and not wanting to be fucking sick? 000
Eliza Jean @jellylizzy.bsky.social · 01/10/2026It’s not that hard to understand COVID can mess with your body and people can’t afford to get it! I can’t really fault that concern considering COVID got as big as it did in the USA due to a government neglect “Oh but there’s vaccines!” And when did you last get a booster? 100
Eliza Jean @jellylizzy.bsky.social · 01/10/2026I still mask at a lot of places and a lot of community events I go to with masks are still popping. And the COVID conscious people in my life know they can’t always accommodate and usually stick to mainly outdoor events anyway and my friends are happy to make that work 110
Eliza Jean @jellylizzy.bsky.social · 01/10/2026I hate that the lesbian bar discourse took people overreacting that a business can’t survive with mandated masking as an excuse to dunk on COVID consciousness as a whole, and now people have to fight AGAIN that it’s not that irrational to still be concerned about COVID 110
Eliza Jean @jellylizzy.bsky.social · 30/09/2026actionnetwork.org/letters/safe...actionnetwork.orgSafety Over Surveillance - Cover Cameras and Cancel the ALPR ContractSan Jose has hundreds of automated license plate readers (ALPRs) from Flock surveilling everyone who drives through the city. In March, while activists called for the city council to cancel the contra... 010
Eliza Jean @jellylizzy.bsky.social · 27/09/2026I haven’t seen the movie Primetime yet but I can confidently say that if you cannot quickly tell me the last time you spoke to a victim/survivor on what justice would ideally look like to them Shut the fuck up 011
Eliza Jean @jellylizzy.bsky.social · 27/09/2026This dude brought a harmonica to do karaoke of Piano Man. Idk whether to be impressed or beat his ass lmfao 120
Eliza Jean @jellylizzy.bsky.social · 27/09/2026I’m not the best at crossposting things but here’s what I’ve been up to on TikTok lol 030
Reposted by Eliza JeanKnave Murdok (TransCat) @knavemurdok.bsky.social · 26/09/2026I can’t wait for science to become advanced enough that they can implant a uterus in me so I can finally get an abortion. 👼🏼 👼🏼 👼🏼 073
Eliza Jean @jellylizzy.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Are men just not aware of air when they have an ass crack hanging out in the open? 110
Eliza Jean @jellylizzy.bsky.social · 16/09/2026And to me that’s way more compelling than them just immediately jumping back into screwing each other’s brains 000
Eliza Jean @jellylizzy.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Their dynamic reminds me a lot of Peter and Gamora from GOTG (minus that I don’t think SpindleHorse would throw someone off a cliff for a rock). They do like each other despite how they started but still gotta work on breaking down their walls to make a romantic relationship work 110
Reposted by Eliza Jeanniku・のんだあとはリサイクル🍉11/29新刊 @nikuyasaitame.bsky.social · 16/09/2026「we could dance our tears away♪」 daydreaming about a loser baby reprise with a cute little lift and maybe a kiss and #huskerdust 10306122
Reposted by Eliza JeanSpindlehorse @spindlehorsetoons.bsky.social · 16/09/2026The first three episodes of Helluva Boss Season 3 premiere October 14 on Prime Video, with two new episodes arriving weekly through October 28. 16685226
Eliza Jean @jellylizzy.bsky.social · 16/09/2026static.klipy.comJudge Judy's Emphatic 'Times Up!'ALT: Judge Judy's Emphatic 'Times Up!' 120
Eliza Jean @jellylizzy.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Fandom gets so much easier to enjoy when you liberally mute and block annoying people who have no capacity for media literacy and are always miserable about something 020
Eliza Jean @jellylizzy.bsky.social · 16/09/2026“Ugh I can’t believe Helluva Boss is gonna have more relationship drama” You know no one is fucking twisting your arm to be here 010
Eliza Jean @jellylizzy.bsky.social · 15/09/2026There is no sweeter karma than Ed Sheeran defending giving Macklemore the boot cause he doesn’t want to risk people losing work only for most of his opening acts and his backing band dropping the tour Anyways, Free Palestine 030
Eliza Jean @jellylizzy.bsky.social · 14/09/2026Food is so weirdly fascinating to me when it comes to AI slop cause someone really looked at this trypophobia ridden Eldritch horror and went “yeah this is good enough for a menu” Like how can one be THAT oblivious to what is aesthetically pleasing to any normal person? 010
Reposted by Eliza JeanAmir Talai @amirtalai.bsky.social · 10/09/2026saw a video talking about how turning Charlie Kirk from a martyr into a meme was unequivocally good for democracy and i could not agree more. Fascists wanted so bad for his death to start a war and instead we all immediately clocked him as a clown and a fool. Way to go, everyone. #WeAreCharlieKirk 2528642
Reposted by Eliza JeanKnave Murdok (TransCat) @knavemurdok.bsky.social · 05/09/2026Another WIP page from my TransCat B-Sides book. Get your copy here: transcatcomics.blogspot.com/p/the-paraso... 021
Reposted by Eliza JeanKnave Murdok (TransCat) @knavemurdok.bsky.social · 05/09/2026As Vincent Van Gogh once said, "My hope for my art is that it comes across as "based", but not "cringe"."static.klipy.comVan Gogh Self-Portrait PaintingAlt: Van Gogh Self-Portrait blinking 021
Reposted by Eliza JeanStellbound: Stellraiser II @antlervel.vet · 05/09/2026Happy Flat Fuck Friday to those who celebrate 17954108
Eliza Jean @jellylizzy.bsky.social · 04/09/2026Can we collectively stop humoring convos of people trying to “ethically consume” the HP HBO series? Y’all know darn well what JKR stands for. Either cope with the judgement of your choices or just shut the ever loving fuck up 130
Reposted by Eliza JeanTalya Perper @talyaperper.bsky.social · 03/09/2026am I losing my %#@&$?! mind? perhaps 🌅 #coyotevsacme #wileroad #wilerunner #looneytunes 6553571589
Reposted by Eliza JeanBrendon Boo-zard 🎃 @brendonbouzard.bsky.social · 02/09/2026This exchange is so good. 16104463117
Eliza Jean @jellylizzy.bsky.social · 31/08/2026The latest manosphere idea of not showering before a date just reminds me of my former housemate from Hell who was so bad at basic hygiene and cleanliness that the only way we got his stench out of the room after he moved out was a fucking Rug Doctor 010
Eliza Jean @jellylizzy.bsky.social · 31/08/2026There’s not enough WileRoad in the world and we have to fix thatstatic.klipy.comRoadrunner and Wile E. Coyote CartoonALT: Roadrunner and Wile E. Coyote Cartoon 060
Reposted by Eliza JeanHuskerdust Enthusiast 🔞 @loserbaby247.bsky.social · 30/08/2026Sleepy boys #huskerdust #husk #angeldust #hazbinhotel #fanart 315646
Reposted by Eliza JeanKnave Murdok (TransCat) @knavemurdok.bsky.social · 27/08/2026Star Wars AND Jaws both agree! TransCat Comics is a Proven Winner! www.patreon.com/c/TransCatpatreon.comGet more from Knave Murdok on PatreonGet more from Knave Murdok on Patreon. Join for free or become a member for just $1/month. Good day, readers!Knave Murdok here, creator of the comic… 033
Eliza Jean @jellylizzy.bsky.social · 26/08/2026Tim Curry didn’t die. He just went to the one place not corrupted by capitalism. SPACE 020
Eliza Jean @jellylizzy.bsky.social · 22/08/2026I always love telling the story that I don’t fuck with Jell-O shots and showing when my sibling decided to pour Jell-O shot mixture into a penis shaped cake mold on the night I first puked ever from drinking too much 020
Reposted by Eliza JeanKnave Murdok (TransCat) @knavemurdok.bsky.social · 16/08/2026transcatcomics.blogspot.com/p/the-paraso... Hey, did you know that it has been 12 years since I put out my first TransCat book? Celebrate by getting yourself a copy today! If you already have one, get another one! transcatcomics.blogspot.comShopTransCat is a comic about a transgender superhero who fights evil with magic, kung fu, and jokes. 022