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Eliza Jean

@jellylizzy.bsky.social
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Writer, cosplayer, and funny gal trying to juggle all the social medias linktr.ee/jellylizzy

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Eliza Jean @jellylizzy.bsky.social · 17h
She clocked Jax with the maid dress bit and then the egg line and y’all have no idea how hard it was to keep my mouth shut
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Eliza Jean @jellylizzy.bsky.social · 17h
Me and @knavemurdok.bsky.social straight binged through The Amazing Digital Circus and nothing brings me more joy than seeing a friend’s reactions
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Eliza Jean @jellylizzy.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
My mentally ill princess
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Eliza Jean @jellylizzy.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I’m glad for once my Twitter feed has some genuinely laughable discourse that can be summed up as “None of y’all know how to shop or cook”
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Eliza Jean @jellylizzy.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
After a good SIX YEARS fiddling with multiple drafts, I finally posted another fic archiveofourown.org/works/94123296 #hazbinhotel #huskerdust
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Eliza Jean @jellylizzy.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Yes, I will in fact yell at you if you forget the basic situational awareness to let a wheelchair user on the bus first
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Eliza Jean @jellylizzy.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Before you post about wanting to put your cat on a vegan diet, have you considered keeping that thought to yourself? Like I’m not sure what reaction some of y’all expect
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Eliza Jean @jellylizzy.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
And that’s gonna open up a whole bag of ethical worms idk how to tackle
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Eliza Jean @jellylizzy.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I’m against the death penalty under all circumstances, but Christa Pike’s failed execution has me wondering that if the fuck ups are gonna keep happening THIS BAD if they’re gonna have to do DNR orders
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Eliza Jean @jellylizzy.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
No joke in media will ever top South Park changing Token’s name to Tolkien, gaslighting the audience so much that the latter was his name the whole time and even changing all the subtitles in all previous episodes
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Eliza Jean @jellylizzy.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
My recent vice: vodka martinis with hot sauce
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Eliza Jean @jellylizzy.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
COVID isn’t the monster that it was in 2020 but considering that Trump is president AGAIN and now has an absolute buffoon running the Department of Health in the midst of measles cases rising, can you blame people for still masking and not wanting to be fucking sick?
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Eliza Jean @jellylizzy.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
It’s not that hard to understand COVID can mess with your body and people can’t afford to get it! I can’t really fault that concern considering COVID got as big as it did in the USA due to a government neglect “Oh but there’s vaccines!” And when did you last get a booster?
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Eliza Jean @jellylizzy.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I still mask at a lot of places and a lot of community events I go to with masks are still popping. And the COVID conscious people in my life know they can’t always accommodate and usually stick to mainly outdoor events anyway and my friends are happy to make that work
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Eliza Jean @jellylizzy.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I hate that the lesbian bar discourse took people overreacting that a business can’t survive with mandated masking as an excuse to dunk on COVID consciousness as a whole, and now people have to fight AGAIN that it’s not that irrational to still be concerned about COVID
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Eliza Jean @jellylizzy.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
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Safety Over Surveillance - Cover Cameras and Cancel the ALPR Contract
San Jose has hundreds of automated license plate readers (ALPRs) from Flock surveilling everyone who drives through the city. In March, while activists called for the city council to cancel the contra...
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Eliza Jean @jellylizzy.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I haven’t seen the movie Primetime yet but I can confidently say that if you cannot quickly tell me the last time you spoke to a victim/survivor on what justice would ideally look like to them Shut the fuck up
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Eliza Jean @jellylizzy.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
This dude brought a harmonica to do karaoke of Piano Man. Idk whether to be impressed or beat his ass lmfao
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Eliza Jean @jellylizzy.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I’m not the best at crossposting things but here’s what I’ve been up to on TikTok lol
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Eliza Jean @jellylizzy.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Hush! You sang great!
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Knave Murdok (TransCat) @knavemurdok.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I can’t wait for science to become advanced enough that they can implant a uterus in me so I can finally get an abortion. 👼🏼 👼🏼 👼🏼
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Eliza Jean @jellylizzy.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Are men just not aware of air when they have an ass crack hanging out in the open?
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Eliza Jean @jellylizzy.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
And to me that’s way more compelling than them just immediately jumping back into screwing each other’s brains
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Eliza Jean @jellylizzy.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Their dynamic reminds me a lot of Peter and Gamora from GOTG (minus that I don’t think SpindleHorse would throw someone off a cliff for a rock). They do like each other despite how they started but still gotta work on breaking down their walls to make a romantic relationship work
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niku・のんだあとはリサイクル🍉11/29新刊 @nikuyasaitame.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
「we could dance our tears away♪」 daydreaming about a loser baby reprise with a cute little lift and maybe a kiss and #huskerdust
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Spindlehorse @spindlehorsetoons.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
The first three episodes of Helluva Boss Season 3 premiere October 14 on Prime Video, with two new episodes arriving weekly through October 28.
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Eliza Jean @jellylizzy.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
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Judge Judy's Emphatic 'Times Up!'
ALT: Judge Judy's Emphatic 'Times Up!'
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Eliza Jean @jellylizzy.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Fandom gets so much easier to enjoy when you liberally mute and block annoying people who have no capacity for media literacy and are always miserable about something
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Eliza Jean @jellylizzy.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
“Ugh I can’t believe Helluva Boss is gonna have more relationship drama” You know no one is fucking twisting your arm to be here
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Eliza Jean @jellylizzy.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
There is no sweeter karma than Ed Sheeran defending giving Macklemore the boot cause he doesn’t want to risk people losing work only for most of his opening acts and his backing band dropping the tour Anyways, Free Palestine
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Eliza Jean @jellylizzy.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Food is so weirdly fascinating to me when it comes to AI slop cause someone really looked at this trypophobia ridden Eldritch horror and went “yeah this is good enough for a menu” Like how can one be THAT oblivious to what is aesthetically pleasing to any normal person?
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Eliza Jean @jellylizzy.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
YOLO
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Amir Talai @amirtalai.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
saw a video talking about how turning Charlie Kirk from a martyr into a meme was unequivocally good for democracy and i could not agree more. Fascists wanted so bad for his death to start a war and instead we all immediately clocked him as a clown and a fool. Way to go, everyone. #WeAreCharlieKirk
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Knave Murdok (TransCat) @knavemurdok.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Another WIP page from my TransCat B-Sides book. Get your copy here: transcatcomics.blogspot.com/p/the-paraso...
Page from TransCat B-Sides

TransCat and friends drive past a Westfall Transport warehouse with a long line of cars parked next to it.
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Knave Murdok (TransCat) @knavemurdok.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
As Vincent Van Gogh once said, "My hope for my art is that it comes across as "based", but not "cringe"."
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Van Gogh Self-Portrait Painting
Alt: Van Gogh Self-Portrait blinking
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Stellbound: Stellraiser II @antlervel.vet · 05/09/2026
Happy Flat Fuck Friday to those who celebrate
Four marmots pancaked out in a pile, from the marmot_mura_osaka Instagram account
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Eliza Jean @jellylizzy.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Can we collectively stop humoring convos of people trying to “ethically consume” the HP HBO series? Y’all know darn well what JKR stands for. Either cope with the judgement of your choices or just shut the ever loving fuck up
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Talya Perper @talyaperper.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
am I losing my %#@&$?! mind? perhaps 🌅 #coyotevsacme #wileroad #wilerunner #looneytunes
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Brendon Boo-zard 🎃 @brendonbouzard.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
This exchange is so good.
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Whimsy Bunny Doodles 🐇 @whimsybunnydoodles.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
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Eliza Jean @jellylizzy.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
The latest manosphere idea of not showering before a date just reminds me of my former housemate from Hell who was so bad at basic hygiene and cleanliness that the only way we got his stench out of the room after he moved out was a fucking Rug Doctor
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Eliza Jean @jellylizzy.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
There’s not enough WileRoad in the world and we have to fix that
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Roadrunner and Wile E. Coyote Cartoon
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Eliza Jean @jellylizzy.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
GAAAAAAAAAAAAAY 💕
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Basil 🌱 @basil-mage.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Autumn
Drawing of a puppy in a pile of leaves with the caption; "It's finally autism"
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Huskerdust Enthusiast 🔞 @loserbaby247.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Sleepy boys #huskerdust #husk #angeldust #hazbinhotel #fanart
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Knave Murdok (TransCat) @knavemurdok.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Star Wars AND Jaws both agree! TransCat Comics is a Proven Winner! www.patreon.com/c/TransCat
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Eliza Jean @jellylizzy.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Tim Curry didn’t die. He just went to the one place not corrupted by capitalism. SPACE
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Eliza Jean @jellylizzy.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Dolly Parton died, everything is ruined
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Eliza Jean @jellylizzy.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
I always love telling the story that I don’t fuck with Jell-O shots and showing when my sibling decided to pour Jell-O shot mixture into a penis shaped cake mold on the night I first puked ever from drinking too much
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Knave Murdok (TransCat) @knavemurdok.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
transcatcomics.blogspot.com/p/the-paraso... Hey, did you know that it has been 12 years since I put out my first TransCat book? Celebrate by getting yourself a copy today! If you already have one, get another one! 
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TransCat is a comic about a transgender superhero who fights evil with magic, kung fu, and jokes.
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