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Jellicoe Cats @jellicoe-cats.bsky.social · 11/07/2025
This is Jellicoe Cats daughter, I am very saddened to announce my father’s tragic passing. This account will unfortunately no longer be active but thank you to everyone who engaged in witty banter with my dad and made him happy. May he rest in peace, I’ll certainly miss him.
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Brian Lyman @brianlyman.bsky.social · 27/06/2025
Just going to consult this reference book, “The Consequences of Pursuing Godlike Power,” by The Entire Canon of World Literature
In Pursuit of Godlike Technology, Mark Zuckerberg Amps Up the A.I. Race
Unhappy with his company’s artificial intelligence efforts, Meta’s C.E.O. is on a spending spree as he reconsiders his strategy in the contest to invent a hypothetical “superintelligence.”
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Jellicoe Cats @jellicoe-cats.bsky.social · 27/06/2025
🎶I see a blue screen and I want to paint it black…🎶
apnews.com
Windows' infamous 'blue screen of death' will soon turn black
Nearly every Windows user has had a run-in with the infamous “Blue Screen of Death” at some point in their computing life.
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Andrew Joyce @andrewjoyce.bsky.social · 27/06/2025
I'm not sure this nickname will have the impact they think it will
FOX NEWS banner: "Zohran the Destroyer"
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20 mule team Borat @samnotscott.bsky.social · 27/06/2025
“Zohran the Destroyer will come in one of the pre-chosen forms. Durring the rectification….”
Vinz Clortho from ghostbusters
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Art of Battletech & Mechwarrior @artofbattletech.bsky.social · 26/06/2025
Some super miracolous news: The Mechwarrior 2 music by Gregory Alpers has been excavated from an old DAT tape thanks to Xeen Music / Andrew Harrington and the album features unused music, beta versions, and much more. It's such a huge gem. You can grab it here: xeenmusic.bandcamp.com/album/mechwa...
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MechWarrior 2: 31st Century Combat - Gregory Alper Tracks, by Gregory Alper
41 track album
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Jellicoe Cats @jellicoe-cats.bsky.social · 27/06/2025
I ❤️ NYC so much this week.
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Reverend Jesus "🎃" Christ @reverendjesus.com · 26/06/2025
Behold: the Cybertruck of corsets
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Grant Stern @grantstern.bsky.social · 26/06/2025
Deporting children of military veterans because they were born on an overseas military base. This man has no citizenship now.
austinchronicle.com
Texas Man Born to U.S. Soldier on U.S. Army Base Abroad Deported
He has no citizenship to any country, despite SCOTUS case
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Jon Cooper @joncooper-us.bsky.social · 26/06/2025
Yes, I agree — it would be terrible. Please do NOT share this information!!!
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Lordbeef @lordbeef.bsky.social · 27/06/2025
just spotted
cybertruck in front of divorce mediation office
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Jellicoe Cats @jellicoe-cats.bsky.social · 26/06/2025
Honestly if this thing was born on my farm I’d call an exorcist.
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Rebecca Bryant Novak @notorious-rbn.bsky.social · 25/06/2025
He screamed. He cursed. He harassed. I reported him. The result? He stayed at the Eastman School of Music. I got expelled. #rochester #uofr #everbetter #meliora #urochesterresearch #rochesterbound #thisisROC #AcademicSky #EduSky #MeToo #highered #musicsky #musiciansky
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He Got A Slap on the Wrist. I Got Expelled.
Excerpts from my Eastman complaint to the New York State Division of Human Rights—submitted under penalty of perjury.
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The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 25/06/2025
If you’re zip-tying grandmas protesting losing health care maybe you’re not the good guys in the story?
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Angry Staff Officer @pptsapper.bsky.social · 25/06/2025
The Army Transformation Initiative is basically just Leroy Jenkins-ing into modernization Gonna just stick “goddammit Leroy” on my whiteboard
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Elizabeth Bear @matociquala.bsky.social · 24/06/2025
Damn. www.youtube.com/watch?v=a8RF...
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Björk : w/PJ Harvey - I Can't Get No Satisfaction 1994 BRIT Awards
YouTube video by Björk's Joyous Tunes
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Jellicoe Cats @jellicoe-cats.bsky.social · 25/06/2025
Yep, still suspect SpaceX is spending 1/10th of the investors money on just enough rocket stuff to look convincing and the other 9/10ths of blackjack, hookers, bitcoin and blow.
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Jellicoe Cats @jellicoe-cats.bsky.social · 25/06/2025
God, please forgive me. I realize now should have punched these IZOD shirt wearing assholes more often than I did. Mostly I just didn’t want to get thrown out of the bar. mea culpa, mea culpa, mea máxima culpa.
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The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 24/06/2025
Hot take: people should be able to call the police to verify if they think they’re being kidnapped by men in masks who won’t identify themselves in unmarked cars without it being a “resisting” crime
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Jellicoe Cats @jellicoe-cats.bsky.social · 25/06/2025
The heat index for my hour and a half commute home was over 101°F today and the AC in my car is not getting fixed until Friday. I didn’t think to save the cup and measure the volume but my gut feeling is that the large Arby’s lemonade has gone from 48 oz. last time I got one down to 24 oz.
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 24/06/2025
Texas Gov. Greg Abbott vetoes summer lunch program for low-income kids
Entitled Child Expects To Eat Lunch Every Day
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Jellicoe Cats @jellicoe-cats.bsky.social · 24/06/2025
I think the heat just cooked the Weather Channel’s Action Recommendation AI.
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Mrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 24/06/2025
Everyone needs to start reporting ICE agents are Iranian sleeper cells.
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Jellicoe Cats @jellicoe-cats.bsky.social · 24/06/2025
The tipoff was when he started talking about cornering the mithril market.
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ryan cooper @ryanlcooper.com · 23/06/2025
ICE has imprisoned the wife of a Marine veteran who was still breastfeeding a 3-month-old baby because her *mother* failed to attend a hearing in 2018 apnews.com/article/ice-...
apnews.com
ICE detains Marine Corps veteran's wife who was still breastfeeding their baby
U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement officers detained the wife of a Marine Corps veteran in Louisiana during a routine immigration appointment in New Orleans.
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Maya Media @mayamedia.bsky.social · 22/06/2025
Find this fvcker: Transgender Woman Targeted in Tire-Slashing Incident at North Hollywood Gas Station
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 23/06/2025
theonion.com/cuomo-makes-...
The Onion: Cuomo Makes 11th-Hour Pass At Female New Yorkers
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mtsw @mtsw.bsky.social · 23/06/2025
It's one of those things like "the velvet underground only sold 6,000 records but everyone who bought it started their own band" but for everyone who answered "yes" to this being given a national newspaper column
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Andrew Elder @awelder.bsky.social · 23/06/2025
Gen X: huh, this warmongering in the Middle East over putative nuclear weapons, we've seen it before Others: so, what do we do about it? Gen X: ironic mockery and detachment, what else is there?
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Jellicoe Cats @jellicoe-cats.bsky.social · 23/06/2025
media.tenor.com
a police officer is standing in front of a crowd and says remain calm all is well folks
Alt: Pershing Rifle from Animal House shouting “Remain calm. All is well.”
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The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 23/06/2025
“family members identified the victim as Narciso Barranco, a father to three sons who are all U.S. Marines” ktla.com/news/local-n...
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Jellicoe Cats @jellicoe-cats.bsky.social · 22/06/2025
Terrorism makes strange bedfellows. At one point the Libyan Intelligence Service under Muammar Gaddafi provided support for both the IRA and ETA. Keep that in mind next week when you lean that Iran is providing explosives to The Proud Boys so they can launch a terror campaign against Starbucks.
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Elle @elleisanisland.bsky.social · 22/06/2025
lol what happened here
Sign on storefront. "Due to recent events theology books are no longer permitted on the patio"
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RiotGrlErin @riotgrlerin.bsky.social · 22/06/2025
fusing two roles one actor played: thread
John Candy in Spaceballs and Uncle Buck.
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Kelly @broadwaybabyto.bsky.social · 22/06/2025
This is exactly why so many disabled patients are terrified to go to the hospital. Terrified to give up autonomy and control to those who would mock them for clicks. The utter disrespect for our lives is too common within the medical system.
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Jellicoe Cats @jellicoe-cats.bsky.social · 22/06/2025
You know there is a non zero chance that the first simicoherent words out of Pete Hegseth’s mouth this morning when a Trump aid was to forcing him into a cold shower to get him sober enough to appear on camera were “Wait, we bombed what?”
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Jellicoe Cats @jellicoe-cats.bsky.social · 22/06/2025
I didn’t wake up in the morning feeling like P. Diddy. I woke up feeling more like Richard Widmark in the last 2 minutes of this.
en.wikipedia.org
The Bedford Incident - Wikipedia
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Julianne McShane @juliannemcshane.bsky.social · 21/06/2025
Spotted by the Barclays Center. Very curious who’s paying for this 👀
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Bradford William Davis @bwd.bsky.social · 20/06/2025
ICE arrested Job Garcia while he was running errands in LA. Job is a US citizen, a scholar, and a brilliant photographer. He’s also my friend. But none of that should determine his humanity. ICE must release Job Garcia immediately.
Job standing in front of a carBradford, job and two friends hanging at dodger stadium Bradford and job sitting in his carBradford, Job and two friends hanging
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The Mary Rose Museum @maryrosemuseum.bsky.social · 21/06/2025
Happy #WorldMusicDay everyone! You can hear the sound of a still shawm playing the traditional Tudor tune 'Les Bouffons' in the Museum, but our staff have heard it a thousand times so here's one that's a bit different... maryrose.org/artefacts/st...
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HoosierinFlorida @flbluedemocrat.bsky.social · 21/06/2025
www.orlandosentinel.com/2025/06/20/f... #giftlink #news #nursingcare #health #florida #children #sunshinehealth #contract #freelink
orlandosentinel.com
Florida contractor cuts nursing care for 100 medically fragile children
As it bids for a new state contract, Sunshine Health has cut longstanding at-home nursing services.
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Tangerine Twit Troll @tangerinetwittroll.bsky.social · 20/06/2025
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Nate @nateduty.bsky.social · 20/06/2025
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Greg Pak @gregpak.net · 20/06/2025
This is my NYC council member in district 39. She’s being challenged in the primary from the right. Please vote for Hanif, friends. She’s looking out for all of us.
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Jellicoe Cats @jellicoe-cats.bsky.social · 20/06/2025
You know if it turns out all those Christian Zionists who are praying for Iran to destroy the The Dome Rock so Israel can rebuild The Temple and usher in the End of Days are secretly disciples of Nyarlathotep I’m not going to be to surprised.
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Kate from Kharkiv @kateinkharkiv.bsky.social · 19/06/2025
Trump left the G7 summit early because he is mad at Macron and Zelenskyy- FT
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Rebellions Are Built On Hope @builtonhope.bsky.social · 19/06/2025
The establishment has infiltrated the NYC mayoral race.
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Brandon Friedman @brandonfriedman.bsky.social · 19/06/2025
We are in an information war. Social media platforms are terrain. This isn't hyperbole. They seized Twitter and it has done immeasurable damage. Bluesky is better defended, but they will attempt to seize it as well. Block on sight.
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#BruceSterling @bruces.bsky.social · 19/06/2025
*Interesting dead-medium development there, like the extinction of the Incan quipu
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