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Jeff Knight

@jeffreysknight.bsky.social
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Just a guy chillin' in his basement in St. Louis. Sometimes I write, sometimes I draw, sometimes I watch movies. Letterboxd: boxd.it/1juO9 Flickr: www.flickr.com/photos/cavesalamander

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Jeff Knight @jeffreysknight.bsky.social · 19h
I wasn’t going to rewatch Goodfellas while I followed along with Blank Check’s Martin Scorsese series, but I rewatched Goodfellas.
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Jeff Knight @jeffreysknight.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Wife's out of town. Gonna get crazy tonight!
A photo of me holding the Criterion blu-ray of Martin Scorcese's The Last Temptation of Christ.
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Jeff Knight @jeffreysknight.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Trying out a social media diet for the next month. I’m not necessarily cutting down on my time online, but certain words are getting muted. Figure if a big event happens (and you know which one) I’ll find out about it anyway.
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Jeff Knight @jeffreysknight.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Wait, was there a months-long storyline where Matt “Daredevil” Murdoch pretended to be his own (sighted) twin brother, or did I dream that?
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Jeff Knight @jeffreysknight.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Can one wreak things besides havok?
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Jeff Knight @jeffreysknight.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Exit, pursed by a fucking bear.
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Jeff Knight @jeffreysknight.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Clayface (2026)
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Jeff Knight @jeffreysknight.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
A cartoon alien in a squid-like mask exclaims: "Go to Hell you Science Ninja Team!"
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Jeff Knight @jeffreysknight.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Fuming here cause it seems like Trump is gonna outlive both my parents.
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Jeff Knight @jeffreysknight.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I admit the only things I know about Albania are what I learned from Coach’s mnemonic from “Cheers” and that episode of the Simpsons were Bart was an exchange student.
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Jeff Knight @jeffreysknight.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Is this one of those “either die a hero or live long enough to become a villain” moments?
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Were-Jamie @jrtoastyman.com · 23/09/2026
Ok, hear me out: an adult pumpkin patch, except it’s indoors, instead of pumpkins there are cocktails, and instead of picking them, you ask someone to make one for you and they do.
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Jeff Knight @jeffreysknight.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I dreamt I was given a bottle of banana flavored sake and I lost it while I had to deal with some bureaucratic nonsense. Still feeling salty about that.
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Jeff Knight @jeffreysknight.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Ultimate Man assured me that Gotham City needs that new power plant.
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Jeff Knight @jeffreysknight.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Angry Birds band aid courtesy my Sister in law.
Closeup.of my finger wrapped in an angry birds band-aid.
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Jeff Knight @jeffreysknight.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
static.klipy.com
Man in Cowboy Hat Screaming 'Ahh'
Alt: Man in Cowboy Hat Screaming 'Ahh'
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Jeff Knight @jeffreysknight.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
MAGA has zero media literacy confirmed!
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Peter Manseau @petermanseau.bsky.social · 04/05/2025
Star Wars Intro Scroll

Episode IV
It Was All So Stupid

Seriously, you would not believe how stupid it was. Every day, unrelentingly, just the dumbest stuff by the absolute worst people. And what made it worse was knowing that we’d brought this on ourselves.
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Josephine Riesman @josie.zone · 04/09/2026
HOLD UP THEY EXTENDED THE TIME LIMIT ON VIDEO UPLOADS??? BUT THAT MEANS... I CAN FINALLY UPLOAD THE ENTIRETY OF 𝐂𝐇𝐑𝐈𝐒𝐓𝐎𝐏𝐇𝐄𝐑 𝐋𝐄𝐄'𝐒 𝐅𝐈𝐍𝐄𝐒𝐓 𝐌𝐔𝐒𝐈𝐂𝐀𝐋 𝐏𝐄𝐑𝐅𝐎𝐑𝐌𝐀𝐍𝐂𝐄 PLEASE ENJOY "NAME YOUR POISON" FROM "THE RETURN OF CAPTAIN INVINCIBLE" (1983)
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Jeff Knight @jeffreysknight.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
A modern take on Superman should have him tearing down data centers built in poor neighborhoods and reassembling them in the tech bros back yards.
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Jeff Knight @jeffreysknight.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
So having just watched a two hour documentary on Gerry Anderson’s Supermarionation (sp?), I went ahead and watched the first episode of Thunderbirds (never seen).
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Jeff Knight @jeffreysknight.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
If Ian McKellen doesn't get the Oscar for THE CHRISTOPHERS I shall be quite put out!
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Jeff Knight @jeffreysknight.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Bruce Springsteen's up to no good.
A comic panel showing a boy in a red sweater watching two gangsters walk by. He says to himself "I wonder what they meant? Gee! Maybe "The Boss" is the Phantom Scientist! I'd better follow them "
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Jeff Knight @jeffreysknight.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
That feeling when you fall asleep while watching one YouTube video and wake up during a wholly different one, then check your history and find there were at least 2 videos in between.
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Jeff Knight @jeffreysknight.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
I started listening to the “Going Rouge” podcast episode about Gladiator II and wondered if it’d get into the wild Nick Cave draft. The host announced that the episode would be focused on nothing else and I literally did the “Sickos” meme.
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Jeff Knight @jeffreysknight.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
So endlessly doodling with various pen nibs counts as working on a project, right?
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Jeff Knight @jeffreysknight.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Emotionally I’d agree, but it’s probably a bad idea for Missouri.
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Jeff Knight @jeffreysknight.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
There was a prompt on here a bit ago about potential pitches for a JAWS 5 and it got me thinking. What makes a JAWS movie a JAWS movie. It's more than just a shark, even a really big shark. Lots of other movies with those. A JAWS movie has to have a Brody in it, doesn't it?
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Jeff Knight @jeffreysknight.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
If someone asked me who’s the greatest living director still working today, I’d answer Steven Spielberg without hesitation. But Spielberg has movies like The Terminal, Ready Player One, and 1941 in his oeuvre. Martin Scorsese has his misses, but nothing on the level of those 3.
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Jeff Knight @jeffreysknight.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
I have mixed feelings when it comes to Daylight Savings Time, but honestly if Trump comes down on the side of permanently enshrining it, I think it’s best to oppose that notion.
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Jeff Knight @jeffreysknight.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Perfectly acceptable to cast a woman as Peter Pan, but for goodness sake, don’t take sexy pictures of her!
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Jeff Knight @jeffreysknight.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
I think my favorite flavor of dvd special features is the one on a Batman movie about building a Batmobile.
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Jeff Knight @jeffreysknight.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Kobold.
Ink drawing of a dog-lizard like humanoid monster.
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Jeff Knight @jeffreysknight.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
This is a great thread.
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Skip, the Online New Yorker (terrifying, i know) @badposter.lol · 13/03/2026
do you guys see my vision
big lifted truck with a trans flag flying, “THIS TRUCK RUNS ON HRT” across the side
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Jeff Knight @jeffreysknight.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Okay, here’s my pitch: A guy runs into numerous hazards, monsters, witches, and vengeful spirits while trying to get home for the one night sex is legal.
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Jeff Knight @jeffreysknight.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
We had a table in the break room at work that was falling apart. Took a few minutes to fix it and I’m gonna be riding that high for the next few days.
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Jeff Knight @jeffreysknight.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Is that… is that Cillian Murphy I see?
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Jeff Knight @jeffreysknight.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Captain America & Falcon #160. Sal Buscema pencils, Frank McLaughlin inks. Written by Steve Englehart.
A supervillain dressed in yellow and red fires a bolt of energy from his fingers proclaiming “Death by fire!!”
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Jeff Knight @jeffreysknight.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
I've seen things you people wouldn't believe.
A white flesh colored fanny pack covered in hair designed to dispense fireball whisky.
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Jeff Knight @jeffreysknight.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Say hello to my little friend!
A carolina mantis, grey-brown with mottled markings, sits on my thumb.
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Anthony Oliveira @meakoopa.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
I am going through Bram Stoker’s earliest notes on DRACULA today - they include a list of the powers and features of the Count (then named “Wampyr” before Stoker stumbled on “Dracula”), many of which are never elucidated in the book…
• panters cannot pant hım; looks like someone else (38b)
• insensitive to music (38b)
• despises death and the dead (38b)
. is affected only by relics that are older than he is (38b)
• can create evil thoughts in others, banish good ones, and destroy will (38b)
• cannot be photographed; photographs come out black or like a skeleton corpse (4, 38b)
• can tell if bodies are dead or alive (4)
• sees man semingly dead and says "no" (4)
• has to be brought or carried over threshold. Dracula visits an asylum where he stumbles on the threshold (4, 16)
• named "Count Wampyr" (1)
• can determine and prove if people are sane (24)
green taper with blue flame in Count's house (43va)
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Adrian Littlejohn @yorksfella59.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
I still love this one... 😄
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Jeff Knight @jeffreysknight.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Hey, you guys hear something? #henrythetriceratops
I'm looking concerned while the skeleton of a Triceratops lurks over my shoulder.
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Jeff Knight @jeffreysknight.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
The gravestone of Henry O. Knight, my great grandfather, in Conway MO.
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Jeff Knight @jeffreysknight.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
The deep state conspiracy to convince the world that Moonraker’s Dolly did NOT have braces has convinced me to vote for Trump for a third term!
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Jeff Knight @jeffreysknight.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Edward Everett Horton.
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Jeff Knight @jeffreysknight.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Learning how to draw a Tyrannosaurus.
A spread of pages from a notebook showing pencil sketches (of variable quality) of a Tyrannosaurus Rex.
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Jeff Knight @jeffreysknight.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Repeating the "we're sorry but we are experiencing a high call volume" message every 20 seconds I remain on hold does not help my mood.
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Jeff Knight @jeffreysknight.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Oooh. I thought we were talking about DUNESday. That’s why I was excited.
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