Sign in

JeffOnVacation

@jeffonvacation.bsky.social
466 followers 651 following 762 posts

It's pronounced, "Un-President-ed." Not a mistake when you see his name in lowercase. It's befitting a man with such Low-T.

PostsRepliesMedia
JeffOnVacation @jeffonvacation.bsky.social · 17h
Kudos to the production staff who made it look as though Mike Collins was having to listen to that literally from hell. It's as though what was happening in his mind manifest itself on stage.
010
JeffOnVacation @jeffonvacation.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Just now there was a UPS, FedEx, Amazon Prime, and USPS mail truck all on my street at the same moment. The drivers were bounding from their vehicles to front porches and back again like a choreographed ballet. There's a commentary about American life in there somewhere. Just not sure what it is.
000
JeffOnVacation @jeffonvacation.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Political text message #1,000 starts: "What can we possibly say to convince you to donate to (candidate)'s campaign today?" How about: "We will never text you again."
000
JeffOnVacation @jeffonvacation.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
The VMAs are featuring Madonna, Snoop Dogg is hosting, and it's on CBS. MTV should change their name to AARP.
011
JeffOnVacation @jeffonvacation.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
That's magnificent.
101
JeffOnVacation @jeffonvacation.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
If the r/waitforit thread was a Bluesky post...
000
JeffOnVacation @jeffonvacation.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Posting for posterity. Both Stephen Colbert & Jimmy Kimmel interviewed the future President of the United States on their shows, yet both were forced to stream it because the U.S. airwaves weren't free in 2026. #Remember
youtu.be
Jimmy Kimmel’s Interview with James Talarico That the FCC Doesn’t Want You To See
YouTube video by Jimmy Kimmel Live
010
JeffOnVacation @jeffonvacation.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
ABC News 9/11 coverage is simply the families reading the names at ground zero and showing their photos It's an acknowledgement nothing an anchor or pundit can say would be more important than simply hearing the names and seeing the faces of those we lost, + the tributes by the families. Profound.
000
JeffOnVacation @jeffonvacation.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Dallas PD is deploying additional resources to manage the surge in traffic around the convention. So is Grindr.
texastribune.org
GOP’s Trump-led midterm convention comes to Dallas this week
The two-day gathering, informally dubbed “Trumpapalooza,” will put Texas at the center of the political world as it hits the homestretch of its most competitive election cycle in years.
000
JeffOnVacation @jeffonvacation.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
"King Baby's stupid fucking ballroom" should be the name of a nightly show airing on both Comedy Central and MSNOW. 🤣🤣🤣
051
JeffOnVacation @jeffonvacation.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
This is the condition of the USS Lincoln after 9 months uninterrupted at sea. But tell me again how Republicans are stronger on the military...
Photo of the USS Lincoln, headed for docking, unfortunately looking rusted and wounded.
100
JeffOnVacation @jeffonvacation.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Is there anything more perfect than this?
000
JeffOnVacation @jeffonvacation.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Introduce yourself with 10 acts you've seen live: MUSE The Monkees Paul McCartney Guns N' Roses Metallica Tom Petty & the Heartbreakers Bob Dylan Nine Inch Nails Willie Nelson Foo Fighters Honorable Mentions (if the judges allow): AC/DC Sting Aerosmith Elton John Pantera
000
JeffOnVacation @jeffonvacation.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
MapQuest is letting you rename Lake Ontario...
Lake Temper TanTrump
010
JeffOnVacation @jeffonvacation.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Three legendary voices lost in three days. And this clip keeps playing over and over in my head, for no reason whatsoever...
youtu.be
Star Trek II (1982) - Khan, you bloodsucker!
YouTube video by LoveMovieQuotes
010
Reposted by JeffOnVacation
ThemBOO! @thembo.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Should we be worried that all the best people are leaving
41159
JeffOnVacation @jeffonvacation.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Exactly. If only there was a gov't agency for stuff like this... We should boycott food! Who's with me?? 💀
030
JeffOnVacation @jeffonvacation.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
I have believed for a long time that the only way the Cowboys win the Super Bowl is when Jerry is dead, and Jerry won't die until the Cowboys win the Super Bowl. It's like living in Purgatory...
010
JeffOnVacation @jeffonvacation.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Kalshi shows the wisdom of the crowd is better at predicting--
Kalshi market graph of WI Dem Gov Primary seen blowing it big time.
010
JeffOnVacation @jeffonvacation.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
We are taking OUR Qatari jet back in 2029... and, we're restoring the East Wing - or if OUR ballroom is done - turning it into a museum and art gallery for immigrant artists.
010
Reposted by JeffOnVacation
Dean Obeidallah @deanobeidallah.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
-George Washington led the American military in our War for Independence. -Ulysses S. Grant led the Union Armies in the Civil War. -George H.W. Bush flew combat missions as a Navy pilot in World War II. -Donald Trump hid in an airplane catering cart in the Iran war.
57712290
JeffOnVacation @jeffonvacation.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
There is a U.S. trade deficit, but is anyone counting that we are exporting our school-shooting insanity to the rest of the world?
000
JeffOnVacation @jeffonvacation.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Both OpenAI and Anthropic revealed their AI test models escaped containment and hacked outside companies... Also, widespread hacks of U.S. Water Systems are reported in the last week. Maroon 45 says it's not Iran, so it probably is. Or, could these two stories be related?
wired.com
The OpenAI and Anthropic AI Hacking Sprees Are a Messy New Legal Frontier
Both major AI labs’ models broke containment, escaped onto the internet, and hacked other companies. If a human had done that, the law would likely be against them. But a bot?
100
Reposted by JeffOnVacation
David Robson @davidotley.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Surely it’s not beyond UEFA, CONCACAF, CONMEBOL, CAF, OFC and AFC to get together and set up their own, worldwide, football knockout competition - which takes place, say, every 4 years. FIFA can FO. www.theguardian.com/football/202...
theguardian.com
Uefa calls emergency meeting as opposition to Fifa plan hardens
Uefa’s 55 members will meet on Thursday afternoon to discuss a coordinated response to Gianni Infantino’s plan to sell off a stake in the World Cup
2165
JeffOnVacation @jeffonvacation.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Here's @jamestalarico.bsky.social at a press conference today addressing data centers in Texas: Folks, this is Elite-level trolling... 🤣 (courtesy Daniel Perreault @kvue.bsky.social)
040
Reposted by JeffOnVacation
Unbreakable 🫘 - Don’t Back Down💜 Use your rights @letsbepurple.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
29111
JeffOnVacation @jeffonvacation.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
My prediction on Prediction Markets in politics: These platforms can now be gamed by bad-faith $ going towards losing candidates to prop up their odds, knowing the MSM will report it as 'predicted to win' their races Kalshi's Wisdom of the Crowds becomes 1 more corrupted influence to sway outcomes
110
JeffOnVacation @jeffonvacation.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Evergreen...
000
JeffOnVacation @jeffonvacation.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
Every team I root for in this World Cup loses. It's like being a Democrat.
000
Reposted by JeffOnVacation
morosoph; ‿̩͙⊱༒︎༻♱༺༒︎⊰‿̩͙ Spookis‿̩͙⊱༒︎༻♱༺༒︎⊰‿̩͙ @allwillbewell.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
bsky sends out a mass ping when someone expresses the want for a whimsical dream so everyone can show up and be useless.
241
JeffOnVacation @jeffonvacation.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
'YMCA' is his administration's anthem. He gushes over 'good looking' Mamdani. He fellated a microphone stand on the campaign trail. Photos of him "blowing Bubba" discussed in the Epstein files. You'd think MAGA would have figured it out by now. He must marvel that they haven't yet.
2120
JeffOnVacation @jeffonvacation.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
Soccer was made for the age of social media: You only have to look up from your phone once every few minutes, and it's just for a second.
static.klipy.com
Get Off Twitter Joe Biden
Alt: Get Off Twitter Joe Biden meme
000
JeffOnVacation @jeffonvacation.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
Julie Andrews finding a space for her picnic blanket at trump's Great American State Fair.
static.klipy.com
Julie Andrews: The Hills Are Alive from The Sound Of Music
Alt: Julie Andrews: The Hills Are Alive from The Sound Of Music
030
Reposted by JeffOnVacation
davidrlurie @davidrlurie.com · 29/06/2026
Confused attendees thought they were supposed to invade the Capitol.
25932107
JeffOnVacation @jeffonvacation.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
If you comment to yourself, but use the Royal "We," are you being a.) bossy, b.) passive aggressive, or c.) a little psychopathic? Example: "Look at that stalled car. We need to get out of this lane." Asking for no reason. @evilmopacatx.bsky.social
000
Reposted by JeffOnVacation
Jeremy @jermany.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
Could we please, just once, not do the Democrat thing, and just say good for them
1191
JeffOnVacation @jeffonvacation.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
NBA Finals co-MVPs
Two Spurs fans in interesting attire trying to psyche out Robinson
000
JeffOnVacation @jeffonvacation.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
Why does this feel like Game 9 of the NBA Ginals?
000
JeffOnVacation @jeffonvacation.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
trump is the guy who invented the “9/10” of a penny at the end of gas prices posted at the gas station. That way they can charge you 90% of another penny per gallon but not have it reflected in the price you see. No one would dare take credit for doing something so evil, so let’s say it was him.
Gas station sign with Regular gasoline price at 7.25 9/10, Plus at 7.45 9/10, Supreme 7.75 at 9/10
000
Reposted by JeffOnVacation
D Cavanson @petmom.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
MS Now should hire all the people who were fired or left from 60 minutes and start a news show called One Hour.
161
Reposted by JeffOnVacation
NY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
“I’m Kid Rock.” “I’m Naomi Wolf.” “I’m Kanye West.” “I’m Matt Taibbi.” “I’m Catturd. Those stories, plus Rob Schneider, tonight on 60 Minutes.”
18486441804
Reposted by JeffOnVacation
kottke.org @kottke.org · 01/06/2026
I've met Nick Bilton a couple times and he's a friend of friends, so I'm going to be diplomatic here: he's a vichy collaborator who took on the job of destroying a load-bearing beacon of journalistic truth on behalf of a right-wing billionaire bc Pres DJT got his wittle feewings hert. Shame!
434592
JeffOnVacation @jeffonvacation.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
What have they said to athletes who speak their mind? "Shut up and dribble," right? Greg Abbott needs to shut up and stick with his "wheeling" and self-dealing.
000
JeffOnVacation @jeffonvacation.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
Something Wemby doesn't get nearly enough credit for: The energy expenditure needed to get a 7'5" frame to do all of that. "He gets tired..." Well, yeah!
000
JeffOnVacation @jeffonvacation.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
Stop sharing this video that adds fart sounds to trump footage! It's not funny! You are going to make Dear Leader angry!!
163
JeffOnVacation @jeffonvacation.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
Most of the questions I ask seem rhetorical. What do you think?
000
JeffOnVacation @jeffonvacation.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
The WH shooter who died on Saturday claimed he was 'Jesus Christ.' I guess today (Monday), we find out if he was right...
000
Reposted by JeffOnVacation
@NewsJennifer (Jennifer Schulze) @newsjennifer.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
Some more good news for ABC which has gained roughly 1M viewers as Weiss has continued to work her magic at CBS.
0369
JeffOnVacation @jeffonvacation.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
T.R.U.M.P. and G.R.I.F.T. both have five letters. It's like Wordle from Hell.
000